[Intro 1]
Uhh, 

Yeah,

Come closer...

Uhh, 

Yeah,

Come closer...

I'm gonna suck your blood!

[Verse 1]
I'm Nosferatu,
Empusa and Lahmia,
I'm Lamashtu,
And Count Dracula.

[Pre chorus 1]
Got terrifying fangs,
I'm your vampire daddy,
I've been called by many names,
But I'm the OG.

[Refrain 1]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I'm the OG

[Refrain 1]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I'm the OG

[Verse 2]
I'm not a handsome man,
I don't sparkle or shine,
Some people don't understand,
That vamps have softened over time. 

[Pre chorus]
Vamps these days are boring,
Lacking, limp and weak,
But I'm the real thing,
No one can compare with me. 

[Refrain]
I'm the OG

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I'm the OG

[Refrain 1]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Verse 3]
Garlic doesn't faze me,
Crosses do not scare me,
Silver doesn't haze me.
I'll rise if you bury me. 

[Pre chorus 3]
I can walk in day,
You don't need to invite me in,
I'll steal you away,
And delight in carnal sin.

[Refrain 1]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I'm the  OG

[Refrain 1]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I'm the OG

[Refrain 1]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I'm the OG

[Refrain 1]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I'm the OG

[Intro 1]
Uhh, 

Yeah,

Come closer...

Uhh, 

Yeah,

Come closer...

I'm gonna suck your blood!

OG Vampire's Rap

Ygdrassil (epic instrumental)

Highlander (epic instrumental)

Queen of Hearts (epic instrumental)

Harvest Dance (epic instrumental)

[Intro]
Come closer and hear my allegory,
Of a man with an enduring story,
Robin of Locksley he was called,
But was known as Robin Hood the outlaw.

[Verse 1]
In the beautiful forest of Sherwood,
Lived a man brave and good,
Robin Hood was much adored,
Because he robbed the rich and gave to the poor.

With his band of merry men,
And the love of maid Marian,
Robin hatched a daring plan,
To save the shire of Nottingham.

[Chorus 1]
Robin Hood and his merry men,
Outsmarted evil again and again,
He refused to be a pawn,
To the machinations of Prince John.

Robin was steadfast and true,
And over time his legend grew,
He stood up for the downtrodden,
And his story will never be forgotten.

[Verse 2]
Robin fought in the crusades where he warred with bow and blade. 
But, when he returned to his land, a corrupt prince stole his home by command. 

Prince John taxed the small folk heavily and employed a sheriff who was deadly. 
Outraged by this injustice, Robin gathered men to fight for justice.

[Bridge 1]
"A master of the bow."
"Robin’s fame did grow."
"And when he let his arrows fly."
"They always hit the bullseye."

[Bridge 2]
Ooooooooooooooooh

Ooooooooooooooooh

[Verse 3]
He entered an archery contest in disguise to win a golden arrow as the prize. The small folk he did entertain when he split an arrow in twain.

[Chorus 1]
Robin Hood and his merry men,
Outsmarted evil again and again,
He refused to be a pawn,
To the machinations of Prince John.

Robin was steadfast and true,
And over time his legend grew,
He stood up for the downtrodden,
And his story will never be forgotten.

Robin Hood (epic bard song)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

There once was a man named Lir,
With four children he held most dear,
Lir's children were young and strong,
And had an unbreakable bond.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

After the children's mother died,
Lir took her sister as his bride,
At first Aoife was loving and friendly,
But soon her heart felt envy.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Aoife wanted the children gone,
So she cursed them to live as swans,
The children were then transformed,
Into white and feathery forms.

Hear the swans' song across the sea,
Lilting voices through nine centuries,
Sorrow and storms they withstood,
While mourning their lost childhoods.

Their songs comforted the weary and worn,
So day and night the children performed,
And while the children longed to be free,
They were trapped inside swan bodies.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Aoife was punished for her spite,
But this was poor recompense for their plight,
Her awful curse remained,
So the children faced more years of pain.

But the children of Lir stayed true,
And their love for one another grew,
And while they suffered from their fate,
Their strong sibling bond did not break.

Hear the swans' song across the sea,
Lilting voices through nine centuries,
Sorrow and storms they withstood,
While mourning their lost childhoods.

Their songs comforted the weary and worn,
So day and night the children performed,
And while the children longed to be free,
They were trapped inside swan bodies.

When the pagan gods began to fade,
The children's curse was unmade,
A holy man freed the children of Lir,
Ending their suffering of 900 years.

The children of Lir were free at last,
But so much time had elapsed,
They were withered and aged,
But peacefully went to their grave. 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Swans' Song (epic bard song)

Homeward Bound (epic instrumental)

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[intro]
Ooooooooooooooooh 
Ooooooooooooooooh 
Ooooooooooooooooh 
Ooooooooooooooooh 

[Verse 1]
Full of eucalyptus trees,
Red deserts and wallabies,
Australia is precious to me,
Cuz it's my adoptive country.

Moving here was not a mistake,
Cuz life here's a piece of cake,
And despite the venomous snakes,
I think Australia is great.

[Pre Chorus 1]
Boomerangs and Didgeridoos,
Koalas and kangaroos,
Laid back attitudes,
We like backyard barbecues.

[Chorus 1]
We drive on the left side,
And we invented wifi,
And though you may be surprised,
It does get cold outside.

[Chorus 2]
Oh yeah!

Aussie,
Aussie,
Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi! (oi oi oi!)
Australia's my land of joy.

[Chorus 2]
Oh yeah!

Aussie,
Aussie,
Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi! (oi oi oi!)
Australia's my land of joy.

Oh yeah!

Ooooooooooooooooh!

[Verse 2]
I think Australia's grand,
But our slang's hard to understand,
Used throughout the land,
Our language is anything but bland.

It's not up for debate,
That a friend is called a mate,
Don't worry bout mistakes,
Cuz our sense of humour is great.

[Chorus 2]
Oh yeah!

Aussie,
Aussie,
Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi! (oi oi!)
Australia's my land of joy.

[Chorus 2]
Oh yeah!

Aussie,
Aussie,
Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi! (oi oi!)
Australia's my land of joy.


Australia's My Land of Joy

[Verse 1]
Black bitter brew,
Magic in a cup,
Have two with morning dew,
A little pick me up.

Can't function yet,
I need it to survive,
Have a huge sleep debt,
I'm surprised that I'm alive. 

[Refrain 1]
Give me more caffeine!

Oh yeah!

I need more caffeine!

Oh yeah!

[Chorus 1]
Caffeine,
Adenosine inhibitor,
False energy,
Blocks neurotransmitters.

[Chorus 2]
Methylxanthine alkaloid,
It stimulates my mind,
I'm feeling paranoid,
And I think I'm going blind.

[Post chorus 1]
Ooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

Give me more caffeine!!

[Verse 2]
Today my caffeine intake,
Started at six cups before nine,
It helped me stay awake,
But I swear that I am fine.

At lunch I had seven shots,
Maybe I had eight,
But then I started to see spots and got the worst headache.

[Refrain 1]
Give me more caffeine!

Oh yeah!

I need more caffeine!

Oh yeah!

[Chorus 1]
Caffeine,
Adenosine inhibitor,
False energy,
Blocks neurotransmitters.

[Chorus 2]
Methylxanthine alkaloid,
It stimulates my mind,
I'm feeling paranoid,
And I think I'm going blind.

[Post chorus 2]
Ooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

Give me more caffeine!!

[Bridge 1]
I NEED MORE!!!
(NEED MORE)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I NEED MORE!

[Chorus 1]
Caffeine, 
Adenosine inhibitor,
False energy, 
Blocks neurotransmitters.

[Chorus 2]
Methylxanthine alkaloid,
It stimulates my mind,
I'm feeling paranoid,
And I think I'm going blind.

[Outro]
I NEED MORE! 
Ooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

Give me more caffeine!!

Ooooooooooooooooh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Give me more caffeine!!

Ooooooooooooooooh!

More Caffeine!

Aussie scientist/classical musician who makes melodic metal for fun. Expect mostly lighthearted songs and epic instrumentals. Thanks for listening 🤘❤️

OG Vampire's Rap

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