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Return to the amazing year 2573….

ACT III: SCENE I—SCROBOT CIRCUMCISION CEREMONY

KHLITOUS:
[𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘦.]  Citizens of Minngogh City, I present to you, destroyer of the planet earth, Minngh the Mersellus.

MINNGH THE MERSELLUS:
You people disgust me. Look at you. Look at yourselves! Every one of you. Every last one. Plebeians. You make me sick. I ought to blast every o——

PHLASHE:
Hey, Minngh! You’ll never blast another planet as long as I’m alive.

MINNGH THE MERSELLUS:
Who dares disrupt this ceremony?

PHLASHE:
Remember me, Minngh? It’s Phlashe—Phlashe Ghourdin!

MINNGH THE MERSELLUS:
Phlashe? Phlashe? Hmmmmh, doesn’t ring a bell. Khlitous, who is this petulant bastard?

KHLITOUS:
You remember, Your Majesty: that damned Ghourdin boy. He thwarted your plans several years ago.

MINNGH THE MERSELLUS:
Ahhh!

KHLITOUS:
Go away, Phlashe. We don’t want what you’re selling here.

PHLASHE:
Never, Khlitous! You’ll never plunder another ass—like you did Dr. Zhahrhkhohvh’s. This one’s for Dr. Z.!

KHLITOUS:
[𝘈𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦.]  He thinks he knows what plundering is. Mha, huh—mmh.

ACT III: SCENE II—ARRIVAL OF VHULTIN AND HIS FLOCK OF HOCKMEN

PHLASHE:
Vhultin, my fine, feathered friend. You’ve arrived right on schedule.

VHULTIN:
Yee-ahhh!

PHLASHE:
All right, Vhultin, let’s go! Forty-one, forty-two; hut, hut—hike!

KHLITOUS:
Open fire!

PHLASHE:
Vhultin, go deep…Vhultin, where are you?

VHULTIN:
Up here, Phlashe. My mighty Hockmen, fly forth and bespatter Minngh’s troops with your crystallized fecal matter. Take aim. Shit!
[𝘈𝘵 𝘝𝘩𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘯’𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰.]

PICCOLO HOCKMAN #1:
Eat my poops, Minngh!

PICCOLO HOCKMAN #2:
Yeah, my little pellets too!

VHULTIN:
Phlashe, look out!

THE SKEIN OF PICCOLO HOCKMEN:
My wings are burning!
[𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘴.]

CHORUS

Shake that ass, Phlashe
Shake-a that ass, Phlashe
Pluck that bird ass, Phlashe
Pluck-a that birdie ass
Shake that ass, Phlashe
Shake-a that ass, Phlashe
Pluck that bird ass, Phlashe
Pluck-a that birdie ass, Phlashe

ACT III: SCENE III—CAPTURE OF PHLASHE AND VHULTIN

KHLITOUS:
Release the scrobots.
[𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘴, 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘺-𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘶𝘯𝘴, 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘗𝘩𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘝𝘩𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺—𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥.]

PHLASHE:
Vhultin, I can’t move! I’ve got glue in my mouth—or somethin’.*

VHULTIN:
Son of a bitch!

KHLITOUS:
At last, we have the mighty Vhultin. Oh, and you, too, Phlashe. Any last words before we blast you into space?

PHLASHE:
Well, Vhultin, you loony bird, it’s been a good run.

VHULTIN:
What? Our commingled-species children would have been beautiful!

PHLASHE:
See ya on the other side, man—bird. Whatever the hell you are exactly—I never did figure it out.

ACT III: SCENE IV—VHULTIN AND PHLASHE BLASTED INTO SPACE

KHLITOUS:
Enough nonsense! Blast them.
[𝘝𝘩𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘩𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘨𝘰𝘨𝘩 𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦-𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘯.]
Now stay the hell out of Minngogh City!

MINNGH THE MERSELLUS:
Ho-ho-ho-ho.

                                                      THE END?
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* After 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜, be sure to add 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚. Oh, forget it! I’m not bothering any more to point out even the most egregious grammatical faults. This is bosh.

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