EVIL MORTY: Kebin, you understand. I've come this far with only my wits. You don't need him.
IAN: No! Kebin like Large Ian! Right?
KEBIN: Not how I would put it, but investors don't just GIVE BACK their investments. He's staying with me.
EVIL MORTY: Fine. Be that way. When this universe crumbles, I'll have the last laugh.
KEBIN: Please. That "portal" gun could only shoot play-doh at best. You would've been sent to the Wall by now if you were on MY terms.
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(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN AND IAN)

JAKE: 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚔𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜
ADAM: If I had to make a guesstimate, 2 foot 6.
(Jake tries to hold in laughter, but ends up coughing up blood instead, or white goner juice, I guess.)
JAKE: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘

Their sourcelist includes...
- Will McDaniel, other experimental/absurdist media, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Business, money, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)
- And it is limited to that.

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(DOOMED 15 - EVIL MORTY)
ADAM: Y'know, alternate universes are a very interesting concept.
JAKE :𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚛𝚒𝚙 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔.
ADAM: But it's probably not even po-
JAKE: 𝚒'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 "𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚔𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎" 𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚡.
ADAM: Okay! Jeez...
(korone whimpers in disappointment.)

Their sourcelist includes...
- American adult animation & anything featured on or licensed by Adult Swim
(Rick and Morty, Family Guy, The Simpsons)
- Artists featured in Rick and Morty
(Blonde Redhead, Splack Pack, SayWeCanFly)
- Science fiction media & general science
(History of Everything, Lit Me Up, To Tame a Land)
- Clones, doppelgängers, 'evil' versions of pre-existing characters, & eyepatches
(Led Clones, Creatures From The Sky, Greenhorn Forest)
- Alternate dimensions, general dimensions & dimensional travel
(Intergalactic, Zionltopia, DIMENSION)
-And it is limited to that, sorry anarchists!

SONGS USED:
Sonic Forces - Theme of Infinite (Dimensional Travel/Science)
Run The Jewels - Close Your Eyes And Count To F*ck (Rick and Morty artists/Money: Jewels)
100 gecs - Stupid Horse (Money/Experimental)

(FANTRACK) Money Buys Morals

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