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11 - Kebin And Ian (G-104)

ᴘʀᴇᴘᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴘʟʏ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴍᴇɴᴛ 16 ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀᴍʙᴇʀ. ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛ.

[ EXPERIMENT X16 APPROACHES ] ρＲ๏Ѷ乇 м𝒆 ω𝕣σ𝓷𝕘

(HOSTS 2A/2B/2C - 0-3)
JAKE: 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎
ADAM: That's a bit blunt, but he's right. Including either Ian or Jimmy, five people will be...gonered, so to speak.
(THE CANINE is distracted by a butterfly. she's trying to kill it.)
ADAM: Sometimes I think Gaster might have picked people from the stone age, if y'know what I mean.
JAKE: 𝚒 𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚝 𝚞𝚙

- 𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚢, 𝚘𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠?

𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘, 𝚠𝚎'𝚕𝚕 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐, 𝚒'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜. - 𝚓𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚖
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SONGS USED:
Grandson - Blood // Water (Kraken)
The Cleveland Show - The Cleveland Rap (Evil Morty)
Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (0-3)
Various Contestant SFX (all of them except for 0-3)
Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue (THE EIFFEL TOWER)
NerdOut - Impostor Imperceptible (Korone)
Family Guy - Mr. Booze (Evil Morty)
Harry Styles - Watermelon Sugar High (Dubious Duo)
Panic! At The Disco - This Is Gospel (Edmund McMillen)
Oliver Tree - Alien Boy (Kebin And Ian)
Ludacris - How Low (Jake From State Farm)

(FANTRACK) (Goober's Ideal) LR1 Bracket - Bottom Of The Totem Pole

all credits go to @doatk i this is like my third mashup today lmao

(VICTIM 17 - LOIS!)
what the fuck

-family guy (Mr. Booze, All I Really Want For Christmas, Rock Lobster)
-media with women in them (end me)
-peak media that's actually cringe (this one is so i dont have to put offsource next to the songs)
- fourth source (penis snipper)

songs used:
DAGames - You're Mine (media with women: playtime)
cureds woody - song (peak media thats cringdc)

lazy two-sourcer

Most of the stuff by @doatk.

(DOOMED 16A/B - YOU AND ME)

THE SO-CALLED "YOU" HAS RETURNED BACK, WITH A MORE MORBID OUTLOOK ON THEIR LIFE, THEY SHOULD BE MORE WILLING IF THEY LOSE, THEN.

- Toxic fandoms, the abominations that come out of them, and general cringy media
(Friday Night Funkin, Pizza Tower, Five Night's At Freddys)
- Songs in the first person or those that contain you or me in the title
(Wake Me Up Before You Go, Burnin' For You, You Really Got Me)
- Popular Indie games
(Celeste, Shovel Knight, Doki Doki Literature Club)
- The fourth wall and media that has acknowledged/broken it
(Deadpool, The Stanley Parable, Diary of a Tourney Kid)
- Artists I've seen too much of in mashups
(Bo Burnham, MAD/EON, Neil Cicierega)

(DOOMED 03 - JAKE)

TRANSLATED:
THE INNOCENT SHALL BE JUDGED.

- Television advertisements
(State of Unrest, Taking Stock, Soy Yo)
- Clothing items, with a focus on pants
(Low, How Low, Hot Pants)
- Phones & calling
(Hotline Bling, Call me maybe, Baby Hotline)
- Three in the morning
(3AM, 3am, 3am)
- Innuendos, replaced actors, & "generic white people" music
(Butterfly, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Wonderwall)

SONGS USED:
FantomenK - Goodbye Summer, Hello Winter (Offsource)
Scott The Woz VFX
Jake From State Farm VFX
Ludacris - How Low (Clothing)
Scott The Woz - Stupid Nintendo Games (Fourth Wall Media)

(FANTRACK) statefarm-core

@doatk credit to them

(DOOMED 16A/B - YOU AND ME)

THE SO-CALLED "YOU" HAS RETURNED BACK, WITH A MORE MORBID OUTLOOK ON THEIR LIFE, THEY SHOULD BE MORE WILLING IF THEY LOSE, THEN.

- Toxic fandoms, the abominations that come out of them, and general cringy media
(Friday Night Funkin, Pizza Tower, Five Night's At Freddys)
- Songs in the first person or those that contain you or me in the title
(Wake Me Up Before You Go, Burnin' For You, You Really Got Me)
- Popular Indie games
(Celeste, Shovel Knight, Doki Doki Literature Club)
- The fourth wall and media that has acknowledged/broken it
(Deadpool, The Stanley Parable, Diary of a Tourney Kid)
- Artists I've seen too much of in mashups
(Bo Burnham, MAD/EON, Neil Cicierega)

(DOOMED 03 - JAKE)

TRANSLATED:
THE INNOCENT SHALL BE JUDGED.

- Television advertisements
(State of Unrest, Taking Stock, Soy Yo)
- Clothing items, with a focus on pants
(Low, How Low, Hot Pants)
- Phones & calling
(Hotline Bling, Call me maybe, Baby Hotline)
- Three in the morning
(3AM, 3am, 3am)
- Innuendos, replaced actors, & "generic white people" music
(Butterfly, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Wonderwall)

SONGS USED:
ParagonX9 - Blue Sky (Popular Indie: do flash games count as indie)
Flo Rida - Low (Clothing)
Ludacris - How Low (the jake from state farm stereotyping)
The Stupendium - Why Did I Say Okie Doki? (Popular Indie/Fourth Wall Media/First Person)
DAGAMES - You're Mine (Popular Indie/Fourth Wall Media/You in the title/Innuendos)
ytp sexer explosion (Innuendos)

(FANTRACK) no BITCHes

everything by @doatk (also im using the lr2 render for kebin and ian because they have no lr1 render i can use and im bad at art so technicality yayayyaayyayyyyayya)
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(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN AND IAN)
JAKE: 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚔𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜
ADAM: If I had to make a guesstimate, 2 foot 6.
(Jake tries to hold in laughter, but ends up coughing up blood instead, or white goner juice, I guess.)
JAKE: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘

Their sourcelist includes...
- Will McDaniel, other experimental/absurdist media, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Business, money, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)
- And it is limited to that.

SONGS USED:
Tally Hall - Ruler Of Everything (Stop motion/Absurdist/Space/Aliens: the music video)
100 gecs - Stupid Horse (Experimental)

(FANTRACK) and the horse jumped over the throne

EVIL MORTY: Kebin, you understand. I've come this far with only my wits. You don't need him.
IAN: No! Kebin like Large Ian! Right?
KEBIN: Not how I would put it, but investors don't just GIVE BACK their investments. He's staying with me.
EVIL MORTY: Fine. Be that way. When this universe crumbles, I'll have the last laugh.
KEBIN: Please. That "portal" gun could only shoot play-doh at best. You would've been sent to the Wall by now if you were on MY terms.
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(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN AND IAN)

JAKE: 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚔𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜
ADAM: If I had to make a guesstimate, 2 foot 6.
(Jake tries to hold in laughter, but ends up coughing up blood instead, or white goner juice, I guess.)
JAKE: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘

Their sourcelist includes...
- Will McDaniel, other experimental/absurdist media, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Business, money, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)
- And it is limited to that.

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(DOOMED 15 - EVIL MORTY)
ADAM: Y'know, alternate universes are a very interesting concept.
JAKE :𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚛𝚒𝚙 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔.
ADAM: But it's probably not even po-
JAKE: 𝚒'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 "𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚔𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎" 𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚡.
ADAM: Okay! Jeez...
(korone whimpers in disappointment.)

Their sourcelist includes...
- American adult animation & anything featured on or licensed by Adult Swim
(Rick and Morty, Family Guy, The Simpsons)
- Artists featured in Rick and Morty
(Blonde Redhead, Splack Pack, SayWeCanFly)
- Science fiction media & general science
(History of Everything, Lit Me Up, To Tame a Land)
- Clones, doppelgängers, 'evil' versions of pre-existing characters, & eyepatches
(Led Clones, Creatures From The Sky, Greenhorn Forest)
- Alternate dimensions, general dimensions & dimensional travel
(Intergalactic, Zionltopia, DIMENSION)
-And it is limited to that, sorry anarchists!

SONGS USED:
Sonic Forces - Theme of Infinite (Dimensional Travel/Science)
Run The Jewels - Close Your Eyes And Count To F*ck (Rick and Morty artists/Money: Jewels)
100 gecs - Stupid Horse (Money/Experimental)

(FANTRACK) Money Buys Morals

(CREA∎∎∎∎ NO∎∎: honestly im just getting this one out so i can do the goner version)

everything by @doatk (also im using the lr2 render for kebin and ian because they have no lr1 render i can use and im bad at art so technicality yayayyaayyayyyyayya)
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(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN AND IAN)
JAKE: 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚔𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜
ADAM: If I had to make a guesstimate, 2 foot 6.
(Jake tries to hold in laughter, but ends up coughing up blood instead, or white goner juice, I guess.)
JAKE: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘

Their sourcelist includes...
- Will McDaniel, other experimental/absurdist media, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Business, money, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)
- And it is limited to that.

SONGS USED:
The Muppets (2011) - Muppets Theme Song (Puppets/Has A Kevin: Gonzo's Cousin (no this isnt a joke))
SODIKKEN - REDMAGEDDON (Absurdist)
Michael Huang - Gibberish (Elimination based/Game shows/Aliens: Algebraliens)

(FANTRACK) (G-104) Victory! - Kebin And Ian (LR1)

THE EXPLOITED: ԀԀ∀Ɔ ON ʇʇɐʎɓ oqɯnɾ oıɥo uı zzıɹ ıpıqıʞs
KEBIN: Your owners run a great business. Too bad you can't say anything for yourself.

(CREA∎∎∎∎ NO∎∎: HOW DID BANBAN EVEN GET HERE WHAT THE FUCK HE'S NOT EVEN GONERED HE'S JUST IN EVIL MODE)

everything by @doatk (also im using the lr2 render for kebin and ian because they have no lr1 render i can use and im bad at art so technicality yayayyaayyayyyyayya)
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(??? - THE EXPLOITED)
(korone is distracted by an ipad. its not even charged. it's dead.)
ADAM: Is...is she breathing?
JAKE: 𝚒 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚘 𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗

THEIR SOURCELIST INCLUDES...
- VIRAL GAMES & SURVIVAL HORROR
- GEN ALPHA CULTURE & CONTENTSLOP MEDIA
- SCHOOL, EDUCATION, & PARTIES
- UNHOLY RELIGION & MONSTERS
- SCIENCE, MUTATION, HUNGER, & ORGANS
- FAMILY, WHAT CHILDREN LOVE, AND WHAT YOU HATE
- BUT THE CONTENT SCROLL NEVER ENDS.

(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN AND IAN)
JAKE: 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚔𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜
ADAM: If I had to make a guesstimate, 2 foot 6.
(Jake tries to hold in laughter, but ends up coughing up blood instead, or white goner juice, I guess.)
JAKE: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘

Their sourcelist includes...
- Will McDaniel, other experimental/absurdist media, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Business, money, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)
- And it is limited to that.

Songs used:
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (banbanarchy)
Saster - Confronting Yourself (VIRAL GAMES/UNHOLY RELIGION/SURVIVAL HORROR: like half of the sonic.exe fangames out there that aren't jokes but are still focused on sonic)
SODIKKEN - REDMAGEDDON (Absurdist/MUTATION)
Sam O'Nella - Accountant Rap (Business/Money/WHAT YOU HATE: TAXES)

(FANTRACK) ONE FOR ALL ANA LLA ROF ENO (KCARTNAF)

(CREA∎∎∎∎ NO∎∎: waga baba bobo also go watch all of one the osc and doatk fanbase literally only overlap with me and nobody else and im lonely in that spot)
(CREATORS NOTE FRFR: past me is stupid)

everything by @doatk (also im using the lr2 render for kebin and ian because they have no lr1 render i can use and im bad at art so technicality yayayyaayyayyyyayya)
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(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN AND IAN)
JAKE: 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚔𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜
ADAM: If I had to make a guesstimate, 2 foot 6.
(Jake tries to hold in laughter, but ends up coughing up blood instead, or white goner juice, I guess.)
JAKE: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘

Their sourcelist includes...
- Will McDaniel, other experimental/absurdist media, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Business, money, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)
- And it is limited to that.

SONGS USED:
Cheesy HFJ - Endtro (Elimination-Based)
Louie Zong - hello world (Business: Being forced to work)

(FANTRACK) Money Buys Morals

G00ber