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In honor of the recent homestuck upd8s, I present to you a Jade Harley song! 
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I had a dream and in this dream I could fly
I fell asleep and woke up where auguries paint the sky
and I saw dust up in the clouds and I got futures in my eye
or maybe it’s the other way ‘round?
I’ll never know until I come back down.

I had an island and this island was home
a crescent moon of rock and magma, many depths unknown
who knows where it is now, I’ve gone, I’ve wandered and I’ve roamed
or maybe it’s the other way ‘round?
well, I’ll never know until my island’s found.

We’re now well past “game over,” but this ship is sailing on
New planets and new players, new dusks and days and dawns
I’ve powered up, I’ve buckled down, I’ve got a brand new face
and I’ll never be a waste of Space.

I had a future and this future was vast
the light at the tunnel’s end was so much brighter than the past
but darkness fell and things were grim, I should have known it couldn’t last
I’ll sit here in this corner and weep.
I’ll try my hardest not to fall a–

I had a life, and this life, it was mine
it flew by like a breath, like flashing lights, like passing time
but I went bad and barking mad – I found my way and lost my mind
or maybe it’s the other way ‘round?
Well, now I’m too familiar with the ground.
Crushed, deceased, defeated and house-bound
I guess I’m lost until my body’s found.

Adventure time is over, friends, or at least we’re getting there
I hope our story never ends, but life is never fair.
Learn but don’t look back too much, reset but don’t erase;
now my body is a waste of Space.

Waste Of Space

missus piano

Marthology: The In and Outtakes

Don't Monkey With My Love

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LYRICS SOON

Riptide (demo) - The Scary Jokes

https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-become-christmas

Christmas Will Be Soon (2022 REMASTER) - Lemon Demon

April Fools

Pink Smoke

lyrics:
those who develop expectations suffer
those who live inside the moment thrive
those who cling to moments past will suffer
when you have forgotten you’re alive 

remember everything is here right now
remember everybody’s here right now again
remember everything you fear right now
is something that will dissapear if you pretend
your way to the end 
with me
every-everybody’s here right now again
so there is nothing here to fear right now 
you could-you could dissapear with all your friends
wait til the end

ok don’t take advice
mother fuckers talking money 
they gon pay the price 
mother fuckers talking murder
paying with with they lives
everybody paying something
for the shit they buy

if you aquire something 
you gon have to give that back
platinum plaques 
cookie packs
and them money stacks
all that counting obsessing 
aint doing shit in fact
you should focus on this moment 
nothing other than that

you should focus on this moment nothing other than me
it’s impossible to tell where this shit sending me 
are you doing something right if you got enemies? 
uh, i don’t know, must be something fucked up mentally with us

always tryna fit a mold that just never does fit us
praying to a god but we made up the images
seaching thru the heavens for any messages
the space inside our conciousness is truly limitless

expectation (PROD. SOLSA X SKOTSKR X MKULTRA)

lildarkie.com/the-lost-songs
lyrics coming soon!

TATS ON MY LEAN (PROD. WENDIGO)

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the caption on the post and in-video caption:

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(in-video)Something Murderous is Brewing... 👁💐

Our Murderous Decent - The Scary Jokes (SNIPPET)

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Magic Hat - The Scary Jokes

Trick

Mary

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Shall we go down
Beneath the waterfall?
Raining thunder, where we can
Make a place to hide
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover’s head

(They don't, they don't know)
We buckle too, when the flesh fails
Wanting, waiting
On vengeance to free her arrow
It’s a blind shot across
Our starlit kingdom
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

They don't, they don't know
They've got no common sense
We don't, we don't, we don’t
Have to be so defenseless

But we shatter too, when the flesh fails
And I’ll be right here, I'll be right here with you

They don’t, they don't know
They don't, they don't know
You don’t, you don't know
You don't, you don't know
The weight I carry
You know, it don't come easy
So won't you be sweet?
Oh fortune, please, won't you be sweet to me?
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(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)

Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

Our Murderous Descent  - The Scary Jokes

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Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Who will build over this home of mine?
Riptide, pull, pull me closer 
You can pull, pull me under
Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved?
Such a pity, the mess you made 
With those lovely hands
Sink your white fang into me
Rip my throat out, leave me gasping 
Death to all men, who wrote op-eds
Lamenting how you kept your clothes on
The riptide will pull, pull you under
You can pull, pull me closer
Do you want to watch the transformer blow up?
You thought a bomb had gone off
But it wasn't Armageddon
After all that rain, it's no surprise 
That the river rages and the waters rise 
And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we're not careful already spun out once or twice
Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool

Riptide - The Scary Jokes

Jack Conte - Only Dreaming

By BLACK DRESSES - Devi McCallion and Ada Rook, released May 2024



Black Dresses - IF YOU FIND ME GONE

Lyrics:

There will be no soft sounds this time
no arms, not mine at least
should've expect this, I guess, no "shh" can sooth your beast
and it was my problem once, that violence inside your eyes
bright red and high with death and pie, and rage that never dies

and I used to blame myself, then I blamed everybody else, but never you
cause you were just a messed up kid, 
who'd step in it, get scared and sit,
and pray for goats and gods who would know what to forbid

and when you would reach out, well I'd run my big mean mouth and make it worse
And maybe I deserve that hurt, 
destruction of my universe, 
so if you've gotta beat somebody up don't make it her.

I'm sorry, I messed up, I'm not a leader anymore.
I'm sorry, I messed up, I'm not a leader. 
Not a leader.
Not a leader, friend.

No more attempts to make you see, I tried, he succeeded, oh well
but what I can say to a girl who'd play with a noose of excuses until
her big wicked grin disappears in the smoke, and crack goes the rope pulled true
I know enough about doubt, and hating myself, to tell that you now know it too

and I used to blame myself, then I blamed everybody else, including you
but you were perfect as you were
all angled out, a blinding blur
so bright and beautiful, and clever, yeah for sure

But when you would reach out, well I'd run my big mean mouth and make a mess
And now it's my turn to confess
I wasn't there, I didn't guess
that you were slipping, 'till you tripped right off the edge

I'm sorry, I messed up, I'm not a leader anymore
I'm sorry, I messed up, I'm not a leader,not a leader, not a leader...

Said a thousands words but they never helped
I hid my scars from you out of shame
Took up the cause, Yeah I took the helm
But I'm not the only one who's changed
I knew you first, I knew you best
I wish I'd stopped it way back then
when things were bad, but they still made sense
when we were kids, when we were friends.

Friendleaders... (4x)

Friendleader - A Karkat Vantas Fansong By PhemieC

Pelican West Plus

Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)

War Stories

Persons & Machinery

bad at math

bad at maths - the scary jokes

hold yourself tight - the scary jokes

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15. Crushed Out On Soda Beach - The Scary Jokes

The Scary Jokes - Too Shy

(PROD. WENDIGO)

NIGGAS IN THE GAME 
ALWAYS SOUND THE SAME
THAT’S WHY I DON’T PLAY, NOTHING

IF YOU GOT TO SAY 
THAT YOU AT THE TOP
NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU HUFFING?

YOU SOUND LIKE A KID
STRUGGLING TO LIVE
BITCH THE REASON YOU BUMPING,
 
TEMPORARY LOVE
GO AND GET YOUR GRUB
‘PARENTLY YOU ON SOMETHING.
KEEP ON OSTRACIZING PEOPLE
POSTULIZING POSULATING
YOU WAS OUT IN LA MASTURBATING
CONSUMATING
WITH THE SPAWN OF SATAN

ILL BE WAITING
AS IN GAINING WEIGHT
COMPLAIN ABOUT THE PAIN IT’S GREAT FOR VIEWS
BUT YOU WOULD KNOW
YOU DO IT MORE AND MORE
AND KIDS ADORE IT
PARENTS FOR IT

DESPERATE FOR CONNECTION TO THEIR CHILDREN
MEN IN BUILDINGS PROFIT OF THOSE FEELINGS 
THEY DO NOT CONTROL
NO ONE WANNA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY 
NOBODY TAKE THE FALL
FUCK ABILITY AMOUNT OF CLOUT
OR ANYONE WHO SAY THEY BALL
BALLERS DRIBBLE BABIES FIDDLE
WITH THEIR DICKS UNTIL THEY DROP THEY BALLS

SO YOU WANT THE SWAMP DRAINED?
ALRIGHT OKAY!

ALL YOU NIGGAS WANT FAME!
WE ALL CANT HAVE NO WAY!

CATCH ME ON THE FRONT PAGE
OF SOMEONE’S BRAIN

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT MANE?
ALRIGHT

YOU TALK MORE THAN YOU WORK
YOU PLOT MORE THAN YOU BUILD
YOU NOT WORTH SHIT YOU DIRT
IT’S HOT OUT IN THE FIELD

A HAWK IN SILENCE LURKING
SNAKES AND RATS IM MERCING
I BE CERTAIN
IT AINT WORTH TO FEEL

TOO HURT TO KNEEL TOO BURNT
TO TURN MY NECK AND LOOK UP AT A CAPPER
NONE US NIGGAS UP IS BATTLE RAPPERS
STREET SPITTERS RUN ENDURANCE OVERLAP US

WEEP WITH US FOR THE CURRENT ARTIST
REAPING WHAT YOU SOWING TALKING HARVEST
CREEPING ON THE LOW YOU NOT THE HARDEST
WORM UP IN MY GARDEN PLEASE DEPART US

I AINT PERFECT 
BUT I WORK IT
MAKE IT WORTH IT
BIRTH THESE NIGGAS 
PRAY YOU SHIRTLESS

AS IN YOU AINT ON ONE
MAKE YA SONGS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP
CLEAN THIS MUCK UP
IT AINT LUCK WHAT

GOT ME POPPING
DRAIN THE SWAMP WITHIN MYSELF 
IT LEAKING OUT
IM TWEAKING NOOOOOW

i just want make these kids happy
i just want make these kids happy like i was never

i just wanna make you throw your head up
i just wanna make you throw your head til your spinal sever

obvious a nigga getting fed up
obvious a nigga eating good just cheese like feta

imma drain a mother fucking swamp
imma do this shit til my family eating i won’t let up

SWAMP DRAINED (PROD. WENDIGO)

IGOR

A BOY IS A GUN*

Lyrics:

He's so beautiful
Makes wanna believe
He's got a heart of gold
That nobody can see

Bringing party favors
Dollar bills rolled nice and neat
Party boy you took to much
Its time for you to leave

I want to want you baby
But you're making it so hard
I tried to bite the bullet
And just take you as you are

You get to boast
Take the one I love the most
I think its time for you too go
Make it so hard you know you've gone to far
I think it's time for you to go

So predictable just like what they told me
He's staring at the floor tail between your knees

Fragile like i've never seen
You're pretty when you do not speak
Fragile like I've never seen
You're pretty when you do not speak

You're so unsure
You're so afraid
Don't tell me to listen when you got nothing to say

You get to boast
Take the one I love the most
I think its time for you to go

Make it so hard you know you've gone to far and
I think its time for you to go

You're so unsure
You're so afraid
Don't tell me to listen when you fo nothing to say

Too Close

Dante's Inferno

THIS DOES NOT EXIST

BLOOD MONEY - Lil Darkie

TOTAL

Temptation

i don't know (FT. BLCKK) (PROD. MKULTRA/WENDIGO/DARKIE)

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Riptide - The Scary Jokes

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