THE AMYL NITRATE QUARTET

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EIGHT JUDGEMENT DAYS A WEEK inst.

Why Leave Feedback?

#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!

If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!

LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

(WITCH HUNT)SMELLS LIKE TRUMP'S BULLSHIT

The Amyl Nitrate Quartet is a bit tongue-in-cheek, slightly satirical, off the wall, zany, quirky, experimental, a bit punky, a bit funky, neither one thing or the other, accidentally fusing a multitude of genres!

UGLY AS SIN


YOU MUST POSSESS
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHER’S DREAM
THAT RIDICULOUS CHIN
AND THE CHEEKIEST GRIN

YOU MUST HAVE HAD A SMILE THAT COULD WIN
SEND A HEART IN A SPIN
PAIR OF EYES THAT COULD SWIM
AND THE SOFTEST OF SKIN

I MUST CONFESS I WAS YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN
BUT THEN YOUR BODY CLOCK SHE WENT CRAZY
AND YOU JUST SWELLED LIKE A DAMN

YOU USE TO BE A WOW WITH THE MEN
BUT THEN THE SWELLING BEGAN
KINDA RUINED THE TAN

IT MUST HAVE WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK
LEFT YOUR BOX WITHOUT LOCKS
GIVE YOUR SHELL SUCH A SHOCK
AND YOUR EGO A KNOCK

YOU MUST POSSESS
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
BUT NOW YOU ARE STRIPPED OF YOUR SKIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A BEAM OF THE SUN
BUT YOU GREW TO BECOME
THE ONE PEOPLE WILL SHUN

YOU MUST HAVE SUFFERED SEVERAL SHOCKS
WITH THE LOSS OF YOUR LOCKS
FROM THE TOP OF YOUR BOX
WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK

YOU MUST POSSESS
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN


YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHER’S DREAM
WITH YOUR MAGNETIC BEAM
AS WIDE AS A SCREEN

YOU MUST HAVE SUNK A COUPLE OF SHIPS
WHEN YOU WIGGLED YOUR HIPS
WHEN YOU PUCKERED YOUR LIPS
AND SPAT OUT THE PIPS

BREAK

YOU MUST POSSESS
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHERS DREAM
WITH YOUR MAGNETIC BEAM
AS WIDE AS THE SCREEN

YOU MUST HAVE SUNK A COUPLE OF SHIPS
WHEN YOU WIGGLED YOUR HIPS
WHEN YOU PUCKERED YOUR LIPS
AND MADE WITH THE QUIPS

I MUST MAKE TESTS
EXAMINE YOUR SCAN
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THE CONSUMATE LADY
BUT YOU HAVE THE MOUTH OF A MAN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A BUNDLE OF FUN
LIKE ATTILA THE HUN
NEVER SHORT OF A PUN

YOU EVEN REINVENTED THE RAP
WITH YOUR FREUDIAN SLIPS
WITH A SHOWER OF SPIT
OF YOUR TONGUE WORDS WOULD TRIP

YOU MUST CONFESS
YOU’RE ONE HELL OF A MESS
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THE BONNIEST BABY
BUT NOW YOU ARE TWO TON LIKE TESS



YOU’VE JUST BEGUN
TO PILE ON THE FLESH
WILL YOU BLOCK OUT THE SUN
WELL IT’S ANYONE’S GUESS

YOU USE TO STRUT YOUR STUFF WITH THE BEST
NOW YOUR THIGHS HAVE GONE WEST
NOW THERE’S MORE TO LOVE LESS
YOU EXPLODE FROM A DRESS

I MUST CONFESS I WAS YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN
BUT THEN YOUR BODY CLOCK SHE WENT CRAZY
AND YOU JUST SWELLED LIKE A DAM

YOU USE TO BE A WOW WITH THE MEN
BUT THE SWELLING BEGAN
KINDA RUINED THE TAN

IT MUST HAVE WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK
LEFT YOUR BOX WITHOUT LOCKS
GIVE YOUR SHELL SUCH A SHOCK
AND YOUR EGO A KNOCK

UGLY AS SIN

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

HALL OF POETS

I'M GONNA TELL YOU A SECRET
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
TELL YOU A SECRET

AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU NO LIE x 3

I'M GONNA TELL YOU A SECRET
I'M GONNA TELL YOU A SECRET
AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES

ONCE UPON A TIME
IN A DRUG-FREE LAND OF CRIME
WHERE THE PEOPLE.
BORED AND STUPID,
SPOKE IN RHYME
A FELLOW BY THE NAME OF JINGLE
LIVED LIFE LIKE A LORD OF LEISURE
IN THE BARELY BREATHING HAMLET CHRISTENED LIMERICK

AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU NO LIE x 3

I'M GONNA TELL YOU A SECRET

I WAS WALKING THROUGH THE PARK
JUST THE OTHER DAY
WHEN THIS CREATURE CAME ALONG AND SAID:
HEY, HEY, HEY....

I'M GONNA TELL YOU A SECRET
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
I'M GONNA TELL YOU

ONCE UPON A TIME
IN A LAND DEVOID OF RHYME
WHERE THE PEOPLE SPOKE THROUGH MUMMER OR THROUGH MIME
NO ONE NEEDED ANY REASON
TERMINATION OUT OF SEASON
CANCELLED OUT THE SLIME AND CULLED THE GRIME

I'M GONNA TELL YOU A SECRET
AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU NO LIE

I'M GONNA TELL YOU A SECRET
AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU NO LIE
I'M GONNA TELL YOU A SECRET
AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU NO LIE

ONCE UPON A TIME
IN A STATE BOUGHT FOR A DIME
WHERE, WHEN THE ANGELS SING,
THE BELLS DO CHIME
A MAN OF MANY RELICS
BECKONED BY THE HALL OF POETS
CHOSE TO FUSE HIS PROSE AND LYRICS
SERVING UP A DISH OF POETRICS

Why Leave Feedback?
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HALL OF POETS

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

COULD BE THE WORST NEWS SINCE NAGASAKI

A SINGLE MOMENT OF CLARITY;
MEMORIES LIKE WAVES OF THE SEA
RETURNING YOU TO A PLACE AND TIME:
A CHAPTER STEEPED IN MISERY

WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE
YOU THINK ABOUT THE THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE
YOU THINK ABOUT THE THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE SAID

AND THEN YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT'S BUGGING YOU
ABOUT ALL THOSE DREAMS THAT DIDN'T COME TRUE
THOSE CRUSHED EMOTIONS YOU CAN NEVER RENEW
AND ALL THOSE PRECIOUS THINGS IN LIFE
THAT NEVER CAME INTO VIEW

THIS FINGERPOINTING MENTALITY
SLUR ON HUMAN DIGNITY
UNRELENTING TORMENTOR BY NIGHT AND DAY
DISTURBING, PERVERTING, YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY

TO....TO....TO....BE YOU....FOR ETERNITY
COULD BE THE WORST NEWS SINCE NAGASAKI
IT'S THE REVERSE....OF A FANTASY
A FAMILY CURSE....TIMES INFINITY

OH....NOT JUST A MILLSTONE....WITHOUT RESPECT
THE KIND OF CURSE THAT YOU DON'T EXPECT
LAST IN THE QUEUE, BUT THE FIRST SUSPECT
TO WAKE EACH DAWN, BUT TO NO EFFECT

TIME TO REFLECT ON....YOUR OWN SHIPWRECK
ALL OF THOSE MEMORIES YOU CAN'T PROTECT
THOSE BRIEF ENCOUNTERS NEVER DID AMOUNT
TO ANYTHING THAT YOU COULD EVER SHOUT ABOUT

YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERS....YOUR PERS....YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR PERSONALITY

TO....TO....TO....BE YOU....FOR ETERNITY
COULD BE THE WORST NEWS SINCE NAGASAKI
IT'S THE REVERSE....OF A FANTASY
A FAMILY CURSE....TIMES INFINITY

TO....TO....TO....BE YOU....FOR ETERNITY
COULD BE THE WORST NEWS SINCE NAGASAKI

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
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COULD BE THE WORST NEWS SINCE NAGASAKI

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

COMING FAB TO YOUR RESCUE

I’M COMING FAB TO YOUR RESCUE
I’M COMING FAB TO YOUR RESCUE

IN A LAST GASP BID TO SAFEGUARD YOUR VIRTUE
AS FROM TOMORROW THEY ALL WANTED TO HURT YOU
DON’T YOU KNOW YOU’RE A FREAK, YOU’RE A SIDESHOW
DON’T YOU KNOW YOU’RE THE VICTIM OF A HORRIBLE HOAX

I’M COMING FAB TO YOUR RESCUE
I’M COMING TO YOUR RESCUE, BABY
I’M COMING FAB TO YOUR RESCUE
I’M COMING TO YOUR RESCUE, BABY

OUT OF A BLUE SKY COME TRACEY, SCOTT AND I
REVEALING WAYS TO OCCUPY THE THUNDERBIRD FIVE GUY
SEEKING WAYS TO SOLVE THE SECRET OF PLANET-WIDE SECURTY
AND PEACE
WHILST CONCEALING BOTH OUR WHEREABOUTS
AND OUR TRUE IDENTITY

WITH ANOTHER SUCCESSION MISSION UNDERBELT
AND A GROWING SENSE OF FAILURE
AS
WE WATCH OUR ISLAND SINKING IN THE SUN
WE REALISE
THE TROUBLES OF THE UNIVERSE HAVE ONLY JUST BEGUN

I’M COMING FAB TO YOUR RESCUE
I’M COMING TO YOUR RESCUE, BABY
I’M COMING FAB TO YOUR RESCUE
I’M COMING TO YOUR RESCUE, BABY


AH, LIFE IS A FICKLE THING
WHEN YOU’RE HANGING ON THE END OF A PUPPETIER’S STRINGS

INTERLUDE

YOUR LEGS CAN BE CUT AWAY FROM BENEATH YOU
AND THE 21ST CENTURY CAN SOON BE UPON YOU
IN THE TWINKLING OF A SCRIPT MAN’S EYE
THUNDERBIRD SEVENS COULD FILL THE SKY

WELCOME HOME

I’M COMING FAB TO YOUR RESCUE
I’M COMING TO YOUR RESCUE, BABY
I’M COMING FAB TO YOUR RESCUE
I’M COMING TO YOUR RESCUE, BABY

BREAK

IF YOU THINK THAT I WAS CRAZY BEFORE
YOU SHOULD SEE ME NOW
IF YOU THOUGHT THAT I WAS HALF MAN AND HALF MANNEQUIN
YOU MUST STAND BY FOR CORRECTION

I’M COMING FAB TO YOUR RESCUE
I’M COMING TO YOUR RESCUE, BABY
I’M COMING FAB TO YOUR RESCUE
I’M COMING TO YOUR RESCUE, BABY

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

COMING F.A.B. TO YOUR RESCUE

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE WIKILEAKS


JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE....WIKILEAKS
RIPPED ANOTHER PAGE OUT OF....OUT OF HISTORY
ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE AND IT'S....FULL OF CREEPS
POLITICIANS GAGE PLAYING.....HIDE AND SEEK

JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE....WIKILEAKS
RIPPED ANOTHER PAGE OUT OF....OUT OF HISTORY
ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE AND IT'S....FULL OF CREEPS
POLITICIANS GAGE PLAYING.....HIDE AND SEEK

EVERYBODY SAYS IT'S A MYSTERY
THE END OF EVERY DAY BRINGS A TRAGEDY
THE SEER AND SAGE CALL IT PROPHECY
BUT EVERY WOE CONVEYS WARPED PHILOSOPHY

WE MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES
ONCE MORE, THE SAME MISTAKE WE MADE TEN TIMES BEFORE
AND WE LOVE TO BREAK OUR OWN LAWS

INVENTING WARS
A GROUNDLESS CAUSE
SOMETHING TO ABHORE
OUR ALLIES, WE IMPLORE
TAKE UP TWO-BY-FOURS
AND EVEN UP THE SCORE

JULIAN....ASSANGE
JULIAN ASSANGE
JULIAN....ASSANGE

JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE WIKILEAKS
TRY TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT ONCE A WEEK
BUT ONCE WE'VE LIT THE BONG, WE ACCEPT DEFEAT
SO EVEN WHEN IT'S LONG IT'S SHORT AND SWEET

,JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE WIKILEAKS
TRIED TO RIGHT A WRONG IN CHIC BOUTIQUE
DING BECAME A DONG, THEN IT GOT DOWNBEAT
AND NAUGHTY THINGS WERE SAID THAT WE CAN'T REPEAT

JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE WIKILEAKS
DIGGING FOR EXCRETION, VISIT FLEET STREET
TRY TO CHANGE THE SHEETS, CHANGE THE WAY SHEEP BLEAT
BUT THE COUNTERFEIT DECEIT OF THE INDISCREET....THE INDISCREET
....JULIAN
FUELED BY SELF-CONCEIT
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
POST THE KILLER TWEET
....JULIAN
THE GUTTERPRESS MAKE MINCEMEAT
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
THROUGH CELLULITE-TYPE BROADSHEETS
...JULIAN

THE WIKILEAKS OF JULIAN ASSANGE
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
HAVE BREACHED THE WHITEHOUSE AND THE UNIVERSE BEYOND
...JULIAN
A WORLD SO GULLIBLE, SO EASILY CONNED
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
SOMETHING....SOMETHING....SOMETHING....SOMETHING....SOMETHING....MELANGE
....JULIAN

FAR-REACHING CONSEQUENCES, RIGHTING OF WRONGS
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
COME SEE THE WORLD THROUGH THE EYES OF A BLONDE
....JULIAN
THE STENCH OF PEACECRIMES; DIPLOMATIC PING-PONG
....ASSANGE....JULIAN
THE LULL OF PEACETIME IS AS BRIEF AS THIS SONG
....JULIAN

JULIAN....JULIE....JULIE....JULIE....ASSANGE....JULIAN
EVERY LAND IS THE CRADLE OF HYPOCRISY...JULIAN....JULIE....JULIE....JULIAN
BUNGLED POLICY AND THE PLANS THAT GO ASTRAY
JULIAN....JULIE....JULIE....JULIE....ASSANGE....JULIAN
WHERE FALLING TO ONES KNEES IS AS EASY AS YOU PLEASE
JULIAN....JULIE....JULIE....JULIE....ASSANGE....JULIAN
AND WHEN WE'RE TOLD TO KILL WE'RE SO EAGER TO OBEY

JULIAN ASSANGE....AND THE WIKILEAKS
JULIAN....ASSANGE....AND THE WIKILEAKS
JULIAN ASSANGE....AND THE WIKILEAKS
JULIAN....ASSANGE....AND THE WIKILEAKS

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

JULIAN ASSANGE AND THE WIKILEAKS

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

GO FOR BAROQUE

IS THAT GLEAM IN BOTH YOUR EYES OR
DOES YOUR LEFT LID SERVE TO DISGUISE
THE FEARS THAT CAST THE FIRST STONE
THAT SMASHED ONE WINDOW OF YOUR SOUL

DOES YOUR LOW-LIFE SEEM KIND OF BLUE OR
DOES IT SUIT THE LIKES OF YOU
IS IT EVERYTHING YOU WANT OR
WOULD YOU LIKE A CHANGE

HAVE YOUR DREAMS SEEN/OF ASH AND DUST
BLOWN UP IN YOUR FACE
IS YOUR WORLD AN EMPTY SHELL
SPIRALLING IN SPACE

DO THE CARDS SEEM STACKED TO YOU
ARE YOUR LUCKY STARS THE ISSUE
HAVE THE FATES THREE SINGLED OUT
ONE HUMAN FROM THE RACE

ARE YOU SINKING TO YOUR KNEES
WILL YOU NAME THE DAY AND SIEZE
WILL YOU WATCH FRIENDS PASS YOU BY
OR DOMINATE THE RACE

ZIPADEEDOODA ZIPADEEDAY

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

GO FOR BAROQUE

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

INSECT (ALMOST INCEST)


IF ALL THE INSECTS HAD ONE SINGULAR MIND....SINGULAR MIND
ALL THE TROUBLES OF THE WORLD WOULD DISAPPEAR WITH TIME

ALL THE TROUBLES OF THE WORLD....WOULD DISAPPEAR WITH TIME

GOT TO BE A WAY TO CHANGE THE PROPHECY
REINVENT THE PRESENT AND ITS INDUSTRY
BRING ABOUT A FUTURE MINUS TRAGEDY
HOPE THE WORLD CAN STILL EXIST BEYOND THE 21ST CENTURY

GOT TO BE A WAY TO CHANGE THE PROPHECY
REINVENT THE PRESENT AND ITS INDUSTRY

IT'S ALL AN ILLUSION
A MASSIVE DELUSION
BUT IN THE CONFUSION
WE TRY TO REPENT

IT'S JUST A PREDICTION
THIS IS SCIENCE FICTION
WAITING ON A MESSAGE
ASTROLOGICALLY SENT

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IS THE MASTER'S WILLL
SLIDING THROUGH THE NOTCHES UPTO OVERKILL
WAITING FOR THE ENEMY TO COME OVER THE HILL
EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET OWNS A CYANIDE PILL

INST BREAK

THERE'S GOT TO BE....A WAY TO CHANGE....THE PROPHECY
REINVENT THE PRESENT AND ITS INDUSTRY
BRING ABOUT A FUTURE MINUS TRAGEDY
HOPE THE WORLD CAN STILL EXIST BEYOND THE 21ST CENTURY

THE SPIDERS FROM MARS COME FROM DISTANT STARS
CRUISE THE STELLAR HIGHWAYS IN THOUGHT-CONTROLLED CARS
IT'S KIND OF BIZARRE THAT THEY ARE WHO THEY ARE
THAT THEY COME FROM AFAR, AND SPEAK LA DI DA

WAITING FOR THE INSECTS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION
SPEAKERS OF A DIALECT THAT BALKS AT CONVENTION
FUTURE REEMERGENCE FROM SUSPENDED ANIMATION
SIGNIFIES THE END FOR SOME OF US....BUT USHERS IN THE REBIRTH OF CREATION

ZIGGY WENT INSANE, SOLD THE WORLD, FORSOOK THE BLAME
SCARY MONSTERS TOOK UP LODGING IN THE CORTEX OF THE BRAIN
HEMOLYMPH FLOWING FLOWING FLOWING THROUGH RESITANT VEINS
CLORYPHYL GREEN EVACUATES THE SPLEEN, TAKES AWAY THE PAIN

IF ALL THE INSECTS HAD ONE SINGULAR MIND....SINGULAR MIND
ALL THE TROUBLES OF THE WORLD WOULD DISAPPEAR WITH TIME

WOULD DISAPPEAR WITH TIME

EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD
WOULD THROW OFF THEIR CHAINS AND RETURN TO THE WILD
WOULD THROW OFF THEIR CHAINS AND RETURN TO THE WILD
YOU GOTTA THROW OFF YOUR CHAINS
YOU' GOTTA' THROW OFF YOUR CHAINS
YOU' GOTTA' THROW OFF....YOUR CHAINS

YOU'VE GOTTA THROW OFF THOSE CHAINS
YOU'VE GOTTA THROW OFF THE CHAINS THAT BIND
YOU'VE GOTTA THROW OFF THOSE CHAINS
YOU'VE GOT THROW OFF THE CHAINS THAT BIND....THE CHAINS THAT BIND

YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE THE BREAK TODAY
COULD BE THE ONLY CHANCE YOU'LL HAVE TO BREAK AWAY
COULD BE THE VERY LAST TIME YOU SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY
CAUSE THE WORD ON THE GRAPEVINE....IS WE'RE OUT OF TIME!

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE
THE END OF A SHORT CAREER
THGOUGH WE TRY TO PRETEND
IT'S TIME TO FACE UP TO OUR FEARS
THE SIGNALS WE'VE BEEN SENDING
VIA SATELLITES HAVE REACHED THE EARS
OF ANTHROPODS....THAT FEED UPON....THE APLPHA WAVES EMIITING FROM....
OUR TINY MINDS

PERHAPS THE END OF OUR KIND IS WRITTEN IN THE GRAND DESIGN
THAT CIVILIZATION'S TAPESTRY MUST UNWIND
EACH CREATIVE EPOCH AMOUNTS TO A BLIP IN TIME
WE NEED TO ACCEPT OUR FATE, AND GRACEFULLY STEP ASIDE

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

INSECT (ALMOST INCEST)

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

KING KONG (HE’S A BIG MUTHA)


KING KONG (HE’S A BIG MOTHER)

KONG….WOOH

RKO RADIO; I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

KING KONG….WOOH

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

MOTHER HE WAS BIG….MOTHER HE
HANDS AS BIG AS A HOUSE….HANDS AS BIG AS A HOUSE
BUT FAY DIDN’T TWIG….BUT FAY, SHE DIDN’T TWIG
THOUGHT SHE WAS A MOUSE….THOUGHT SHE WAS A MOUSE

KONG….OH YEAH….HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH….HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH….OH YEAH
RKO RADIO--KING KONG--I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
KONG--RKO RADIO--KING KONG--I KNOW

HE’S A SUCKER FOR CHICKS
WITH FLAPPING LIPS
AND ONE BREAST BIGGER
THAN THE UDDER

TURNED ON BY TICKS
HE PICKS AND HE LICKS
TILL SHE QUIVERS IN HIS GRIP,
AND SHUDDERS

CUE ARABIAN PROVERB:

AND LO,
THE BEAST LOOKED UPON THE FACE OF BEAUTY…..KING KONG
AND STAYED ITS HAND FROM KILLING….NEW YORK EXCLUDED….KONG
AND FROM THAT DAY….KING KONG….WOOH
HE WAS AS ONE DEAD

KING KONG….WOOH
RKO RADIO—KING KONG—I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
KONG—RKO RADIO—KING KONG—I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

CARL ‘LION’S DEN’ DENHAM
HE’S ON THE LEVEL
NO FUNNY BUSINESS
WITH AN EYE FOR MAYHEM

WHEN OLD KING KONG,
HE THREW A TANTRUM
CARL DENHAM SHOT HIM
WITH A GAS GUN

KONG….OH YEAH….HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH….OH YEAH
KONG….OH YEAH….HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH….OH YEAH

BROTHER HE WAS BAD….BROTHER HE
WAS A BIT OF A LOUSE….WAS A BIT OF A LOUSE
BITING BLONDES WAS HIS BAG….BITING BLONDES WAS HIS BAG
CLIMBING BUILDINGS HIS VICE….CLIMBING BUILDINGS HIS….VICE

CLIMBING THE WALLS AGAIN
HE’S CLIMBING THE WALLS AGAIN

KONG….WOOH….RKO RADIO
KING KONG….I KNOW
KONG….WOOH….RKO RADIO
KING KONG….I KNOW

MOTHER HE WAS BIG….MOTHER HE
HANDS AS BIG AS A HOUSE….HANDS AS BIG AS A HOUSE
BUT FAY DIDN’T TWIG….BUT FAY, SHE DIDN’T TWIG
THOUGHT SHE WAS A MOUSE….THOUGHT SHE WAS A MOUSE

KONG….OH YEAH
HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH
HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH
OH YEAH

THINKS TRAIN IS A TOOTHPICK…EATS THE WHOLE DARN TRAIN
AND HE PICKS AT HIS GREENS….HE PICKS AT HIS GREENS?
THREE SHREDDIES FOR BREAKFAST….THREE SHREDDIES FOR BREAKFAST?
AND BOWL FULL OF BEINZ….WHAT, A WHOLE ONE?
….HUMAN, THAT IS!

AND LO,
THE BEAST LOOKED UPON THE FACE OF BEAUTY
AND STAYED ITS HAND FROM KILLING
AND FROM THAT DAY,
HE WAS AS ONE DEAD

KING KONG
RKO RADIO….KING KONG….I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
KONG…..RKO RADIO….KING KONG
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

HE LOOK AND HE LOOK….HE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
ALL OVER THE PLACE….HE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN….HE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
ANN DARROW HIS SPOUSE

RKO RADIO I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

KONG….OH YEAH
HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH
HE’S A BIG MOTHER
KING KONG….WOOH
OH YEAH

MANHATTAN WAS MAD….SHE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
TOOK A POP AT THE CAD….SHE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
BITE THIS BIGGLES SAID….SHE’S GUNNING FOR YOU
AND DRILLED HOLES THROUGH HIS HEAD….SHE’S GUNNING FOR YOU

Why Leave Feedback?
#HYPE from other musicians is a whole lot more effective than #HYPING yourself!
If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

KING KONG (HE'S A BIG MUTHA)

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU EAT ME

HELLO MR APPETITE
I WILL BE YOUR MEAL
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU EAT ME
YOU CAN MAKE ME SQUEAL
SQUEAL WITH DELIGHT
AHH UMM JUST RIGHT

MUST THINK ABOUT YOUR OFFER!
CAN YOU SATISFY MY THIRST?
ARE YOU OFFERING ME TWO BITES
OF THE CHERRY IN YOUR PURSE

READ ME I'M AN OPEN BOOK
COME AND TAKE A LOOK
BE CAREFUL NOT TO CREASE THE PAGE
THE BEAST IN ME
SHE'S FEELIN’ CRAZY
SO COME ON LET HER OUT THE CAGE

I WOULD PREFER TO CLIMB INSIDE
THE CAGE, AND SPREAD THEE FAR AND WIDE
ONE LEG GOES EAST, ONE LEG GOES WEST
LET ME BE YOUR ONLY GUEST

YES, DOOBEDO WHAT YOU DO BEST
NO DIAGRAMS I'LL GUESS THE REST
FORGET THE BEAST THAT'S IN YOUR BREAST
AND LET ME FEAST ON ALL THE REST

THE DOOR IS OPEN WIDE
JUST COME INSIDE
I GUESS WE’VE STRUCK A DEAL

I PROMISE NOT TOO FIGHT
I’M YOURS FOR THE NIGHT
YOU CAN MAKE ME SQUEAL

I WANT TO FEEL THE CAGE RATTLE
I WANT TO QUENCH YOUR THIRST
THIS DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A BATTLE
I WANNA MAKE YOU BURST

MAKE ME SQUEAL
SQUEAL WITH DELIGHT
I WANNA SQUEAL
ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT

SQUEAL AHH…

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I LOVE IT WHEN YOU EAT ME

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

THREE DIFFERENT PLACES

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

I TRIED TO CATCH HER EYE
WHEN SHE THREW IT MY WAY
BUT INTENTION AND THE ACT
CAME UNSTUCK AGAIN

SHE STIRS SOMETHING IN ME
BUT I’M NOT HER CUP OF TEA
SHE’S STRICTLY PG
AND AFRAID OF MEN

SHE LOVES TO MAKE A SCENE
MARK THE PLACES WHERE SHE’S BEEN
TURNING FACES BOTTLE GREEN
WITH HER SICK SCENTS

ONE WHIFF OF HER PERFUME
CAN FUMIGATE A ROOM
NEUTRALISE A NASTY NIFF
IN AN INSTANT

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CUSS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS

TAKING THINGS
FAR TO LITERALLY
LEADS TO OBSURDITY
MAKES HER
HER OWN WORST ENEMY

WHEN TOLD IN PLASTIC SURGERY:
“YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE FOR FREE”
SHE RAMMED TWO DIGITS UP
JUST FOR POSTERITY

I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CUSS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CUSS

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

SHE’S A CONUNDRUM
WRAPPED IN CONFUSION

Why Leave Feedback?
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If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

THREE DIFFERENT PLACES

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

WITTY FARM

‘TIS TRUE I CANNOT SAY I CONNED
WITH QUIPS I CALCULATE TO HARM
THE MEN OF THREE WHO LEAR WITH
DENNIS EYES OF MENACE

I FOOLED THEM NOT WITH FEEBLE JOKES
CHURNED OUT BY MY WITTY FARM
IT’S MORE THAT I DISARMED THEM
AND DAMNED THEIR WATERS WITH MY CHARM

SURROUNDED BY THIS WALL OF FLESH
I PROBE THEIR MINDS WITH A MIND-MELD-MESH
THEIR THOUGHTS COME QUICKLY, DEEP AND WIDE
A NEVER EBBING, FLOWING TIDE

BLACKBOX ECHOES FREELY FLOW
A FLOOD OF WAVES THAT WASH AND GO
SOUNDS THAT CLIMB THEN DIP SO LOW,
FROM SIDE-TO-SIDE, AND TO AND FRO

A SPARK OF NERVOUS ENERGY
CONVEYS SHORT-BLIPPED TELEGRAPHY,
A VOICEBOX HUMS AND BREAKS THE SILENCE
WITH WORDS OF PEACE AND VIBES OF VIOLENCE

CAUGHT UP IN THEIR FROGGY-THROATS,
TIED-UP TONGUES RELEASE NO NOTES,
AND WHAT WAS ONCE A TINY TIC
BECAME A TWITCHING UPPER LIP

THE EARS THAT FIRST I TICKLE, ITCH
LIKE MAD, THEN START TO BURN
FOR WHEN THE EARLY BIRDBRAINS SCRATCH
THE WORM DOES SURELY TURN

Why Leave Feedback?
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If I come and listen to your stuff and leave feedback will you do the same for me? I’m not looking for follows and likes, which achieve nothing on their own; I’m talking #GENUINE listens and GENUINE feedback!
LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

WITTY FARM

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

SAM WELLER WITHOUT SALT

WELCOME TO MY MISERY
WIPE YOUR FEET AND COME INSIDE
TIS A TOMB OF TRAGEDY
WHERE THE DARKNESS CANNOT HIDE

WALK INTO EACH ROOM OF GLOOM
THERE ARE SEVEN LIKE THE TUNE
UNLIKE THE WORDS OF TAMLA TOPS
MY SEVEN NUMBERS WERE UP TOO SOON

IF YOU ASK THE REASON WHY
I WILL TAKE REFUGE IN A LIE
IF YOU ASK ME FOR THE WHEN
I WILL KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN

'TIS A YARN OF WORDY LENGTH
THAT HARDLY GOES FROM STRENGTH TO STRENGTH
A WEAK AND WEARY CHAPTER ONE
GATHERS MOSS WITH EVERY LEAF
BUILDS AND BUILDS TOWARD BELIEF
AND FIZZLES OUT TOWARD THE END

AND SO WITHOUT TO MUCH ADO
I WILL INTRODUCE TO YOU
ALL THE HIGHLIGHTS AND THE LOW-LIGHTS
OF A FAST-LANE LIFE IN CREWE

I WILL TAKE YOU ON A JOURNEY
SO DEVOID OF MYSTERY
YOU WILL WISH ONE TINY MERCY
ESCAPE AND LIBERTY

IN MY LIFE EACH DAY'S A JOKE
I’M THE BUTT AT WHICH THEY POKE
I’M THE SOURCE OF MUCH AMUSEMENT
DUBBED THE SCHIZOPHRENIC BLOKE

NEVER WITH ME
LAUGHING AT ME
THEY TAKE THE MICK AND MOCK
IT’S IRONIC
I’M A COMIC
A SAM WELLER WITHOUT SALT

(INST. BREAK)
WHERE WAS I NOW?
LET ME SEE!
TOWARD THE END OF CHAPTER THREE
BEFORE THEY TRIED TO CLOSE THE DOOR
BEFORE THE CLOCK TURNED BACK ON ME

LONG BEFORE THE LAST ECLIPSE
BUT THREE WEEKS PAST THE NIGHT OF SHIPS
THE NIGHT OUR TWO PATHS ALMOST MET
THE ROPE, THE PILLS, I CAN’T FORGET

NO!
I CAN’T FORGET MY DICE WITH DEATH
I BRUSHED AGAINST THE DEVIL’S BREATH
FINGERS WRAPPED AROUND MY THROAT
I ALMOST SAILED ON CHARON’S BOAT

I WOULD NOT,
HAD NOT THE CORD
THAT CARRIED LIGHT
DIVORCED,
HAVE FAILED THE FINAL FITTING FOR
MY MEASURED WOODEN OVERCOAT

NOW THE PARTY HAD BEGUN
WHEN MY BOOK OF LIFE BUT DONE,
LIKE THE BLANKS FIRED FROM A GUN,
PACKED A SUCKER PUNCH FOR FUN

IN A MOMENT OF CONFUSION….A
PARAGRAPH FROM ITS CONCLUSION
THE SPARKS BEGAN TO FLY
LIKE SOME PHANTOM PREGNANCY

ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING
FILTERS OUT THE FINAL SCENE
A SUPERFICIAL SMOKESCREEN
A FIRST OF APRIL PIPEDREAM

THE PLOT WAS JUST A SICK JOKE
A PRELUDE CUEING IN THE HOAX
A PRELUDE TO THE SOFT SOAP
WORN UPON SOFT CENTRES LIKE A SUGARCOAT

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LET’S GET BACK INTO THE HABIT OF SWAPPING SUPPORT; everyone loses when we snub each other’s music!

SAM WELLER WITHOUT SALT

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

MEAN EYE...LAZY EYE

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE
BORING INTO EVERY MIND

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE

TWO EYES THAT FAIL TO SEE
TWO EARS REFUSE TO HEAR
ONE MIND, ENCLOSED AND WEAK
TWO LIPS AFRAID TO SPEAK

TWO MINDS THAT NEVER MEET
ONE EGO THAT FAILED TO LEAP
ONE VOICE, THE VOICE OF SHEEP
ONE THOUGHT, A SILENT BLEAT

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE

BREAK

TWO HANDS EXTEND AND GREET
TWO ARMS ADMIT DEFEAT
TWO LIMBS THAT WON'T COMPETE
ONE FLESH WITH TWO LEFT FEET

TWO FACED, BUT ONE DECEIT
FORK TONGUES, AND DOGS IN HEAT
ONE SOUL THAT WEARS CONCEIT
NO SENSE, A WORLD ASLEEP

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE

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NOTHING IS ACHIEVED BY GOING BALLISTIC

The audience my music can reach is limited by my no boundaries, on the fly, go with the flow, unruly approach; it means occasional tracks will appeal to those with particular tastes, but all of it will appeal to the select few who like anything different!

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GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY (MAKE THE BED)

MEAN EYE LAZY EYE

ACID HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE

IT'S JUST THE WORLD'S EFFECT

QUASI-ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRE IN THE PARK AFTER DARK

CHARLTON HESTON'S COLD DEAD HANDS

In the WRONG PLACE at THE WRONG TIME with THE WRONG MINDSET, apparently making THE #WRONG #MUSIC, but it feels #RIGHT to ME!

Highly unlikely more than one of my tunes will ever be heard by more than a handful of listeners, so just for the record here is an incomplete list of artists my music has been compared to by other musicians, depending on which tunes they heard, StevenVellou (Gothic Funk)

RESIDENTS, PHILIP GLASS, DAVID BYRNE, FRANK ZAPPA, THE BEATLES, BAUHAUS, SISTERS OF MERCY, DAVID BOWIE, LOU REED, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, PARLIAMENT, SYD BARRETT, PINK FLOYD, PSYCHIC TV, NEU, MOMUS, MINISTRY, CHARLES IVES, BEACH BOYS, KINKS, THE FALL, JOY DIVISION, DEPECHE MODE, GARY NUMAN, LEONARD COHEN, STONE ROSES, GIORGIO MORODER, GEORGE CLINTON, THE CURE, DALIS CAR, JOHN ASTLEY, KILLING JOKE, ALIEN SEX FIEND, ROBERT FRIPP, DEVO, B52’s, IAN CURTIS, FAD GADGET, TALKING HEADS, GORILLAZ, MIKE PATTON, JON ZORN, LES CLAYPOOL, STEVEN REICH, TOM WAITS, THE EX, TOM CORA, THE CAKE, NAPOLEON XIV, KEVIN AYERS, ROXY MUSIC, FRANK TOVEY, RUPERT HINES, ROBYN HITCHCOCK, DEVIN TOWNSEND PROJECT, SPARKS, BILL NELSON, JOHN CALE, TRIO, JULIAN COPE, HEAVEN 17, LLOYD COLE, TUBEWAY ARMY, FRONT 242, NITZER EBB, COCKNEY REBEL, SHRIEKBACK, VICTOR SNOW, GORDON LIGHTFOOT, THE THE, BABYBIRD, JOHN LENNON, ULTRAVOX, DAN DEACON, BACH, SQUEEZE, ANDREW ELDRITCH, IGGY POP, MIDNIGHT OIL, BILLY CHILDISH, BUTTHOLE SURFERS, VELVET UNDERGROUND, LOVE AND ROCKETS, ART OF NOISE, LOOK PEOPLE, CABARET VOLTAIRE, PRODIGY, et al.
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Don't take sides and I'll respect you for it; take sides and I'll treat you with the same contempt I treat anyone with a mob mentality, because mob mentality invariantly betrays an underlying intolerant right-wing mentality!
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#SUPPORT gathers #MOMENTUM when #RECIPROCATED!
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My tunes are ten times better than you might imagine!
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A lack of listens proves nothing, other than the fact that no one is finding your tunes; it does not prove, as some believe, that your tunes must be crap, so don’t ever take such a ridiculous notion on board—on an internet FLOODED with music no listens rarely has anything to do with the quality of your music, your creative talent, is almost always down to the fact that the right audience can’t find your music, because finding it is now as difficult as finding a needle in a haystack!
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SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE, EVERYTHING FOR SOMEONE!
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For diversity and consistency, I am not hesitant in saying my Soundcloud pages house the most inventive creations on here. There are others making fabulous tunes, but no one is more prolific while maintaining a high standard of pole to pole invention, and that applies to the lyrics too. I won't escape obscurity and oblivion, but that proves nothing, the internet is way, way, WAY overcrowded with unsigned music, way too much mediocre stuff, which obscure anything exceptional out there; the wood hidden away behind lots and lots and LOTS of trees, and no one has the time to look for needles in haystacks, to find a diamond in the rough, it's just way too big a task, not humanely possible!

INVENTIVE, AUTHENTIC, DIVERSE MUSIC, INVENTIVE, AUTHENTIC, IMAGINATIVE LYRICS, but those are the last things the vast majority of listeners are looking for these days!
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Me, I'm awestruck by musicians who can't be pigeonholed, who don't conform to any borders, who don't think about which direction each new creation will take, they just go wherever that creativity takes them; pure, on the fly, innovation, imperfect but 100% authentic, as far a way from manufactured, recipe book, regurgitation, as it is possible to get, totally unforced, inspirational and way, way, WAY outside the box! There ought to be a place for such creativity, there was at one time, but a mercenary music industry put an end to that, leaving us with a situation where those who deserve the most adoration for the talents receive the least!
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Will this ever change, will a yearning for TRUE underground, creativity unique to the individual, ever return, or has the spoon-feeding gone to far this time, is its grip so vicelike nothing can break it!
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I make #INVISIBLE music, perhaps it feels that way to you too!
#Overlooked, #Underrated, Dismissed Without A Listen!
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When Soundclouders follow me or click like without leaving feedback, what is it they are hoping for? That I come listen to their tunes and heap praise on them, what? I mean really, what is the point of following someone, what is the point of liking one of their tunes, if you don't actual think they are deserving of feedback, if you don't think the tunes are as good as what you do???

EXPLODING THE MYTH THAT UNSIGNED IS UNSIGNED BECAUSE IT’S INFERIOR TO SIGNED MUSIC!

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UNTIL this MYTH is blown out of the water we don’t have a cat in hells chance of breaking through. #TheMyth  is the BIGGEST obstacle that stands in our way, it is the FIRST hurdle we must get over, it is the message that should be going #VIRAL, it’s down to each & every one of you to make that happen!
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#ExplodeTheMyth
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Listening to just one of my tunes tells you nothing about my creative approach, listening to ten of my tunes will still tell you very little, listen to a hundred of my tunes and the penny will start to drop, but it's only after hearing 500+ of my creations and collaborations that your eyes will widen in amazement! 
However, if you don't have unlimited eclectic taste none of that applies, and the reality is, who, in this world, is going to listen to every tune I've created, no one--if even one tune is heard from beginning to end it's a minor miracle, because sadly, there is a belief that unsigned means inferior, but I've heard enough tunes by the rest of you guys to know that's a myth, that's bullshit, we create some of the most inventive, authentic, imaginative tunes out there!
Give me unsigned, independent and underground music over signed, safe, predictable, recipe book, music any day of the week!
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I MAKE TUNES NO ONE WILL EVER LISTEN TO!
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Some musicians & music fans don’t want to hear music from the past because they would have to acknowledge IT’S ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE!
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Finally come to terms with the fact that I'm PLAYING TO AN AUDIENCE OF ONE, and even I have to FORCE myself to listen!!!
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My music and lyrics are all about different, but if no one listens no one will EVER know! 
#StevenVellou

I CREATE TUNES ON THE FLY; NO FORMULA, NO PLAN, NO DIRECTION; THEY JUST HAPPEN--I'M IGNORANT OF THE RULES INVOLVED IN THE MUSIC MAKING PROCESS, SO I'M NOT BOXED IN BY THEM, WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE SO VARIED AND UNPREDICTABLE!
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Meaningful yet tongue-in-cheek tunes that can’t be #PIGEONHOLED!
Great production ISN'T my forte, accomplished musicianship ISN'T my forte but #UndergroundInvention, #InfiniteDimensions & LYRICS are!
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Now I don't personally believe I'm in the same league as #Bowie, other than my lyrics, more often than not, making more sense, but I do think I share his ability to adapt to different genres, and his endless, diverse, creativity, just not quite on the same level.
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I'm not proficient/accomplished on instruments, & I have other musical limitations, but most genres come natural to me, and I much prefer having that unforced ability to being highly accomplished on instruments, highly polished on production, or having the perfect voice!
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If I didn't feel I had my own approach, if my music was easy to pigeonhole, I would have quit music a long time ago!
Never been about fame & fortune, just about pushing the boundaries without actually intending to push the boundaries; creativity that's second nature not formula! 
Yes, I want to reach an audience but making money from my music means nothing to me!
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NOT saying I’m THE MOST #talented musician on music promotion sites but I will say I’m one of the most #UNDERRATED! Even so, I would much rather be underrated than overrated!
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THE AMYL NITRATE QUARTET

GOTHIC FUNK