This is the "Maxon W. "I'll do whatever"" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet".
..think about it: no one has ever made an au where BREAD HARRY takes the role of maxon! bread harry!! cmon, how am i the first to do this?!

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Attention 🍪 1
“hey! hey you there!!!”
• Skates up to Max on heely boots.
• Nearly crashes into him.

- Sorry, sorry!
- Hang on, what did I do? What do you want???

Chocolate chip cookies 🍪 2
“whoa, I don’t have beef with you! you could stand to be a little less jumpy. just happened to hear you were looking for a meal…?”
• Holds up cookie tray.
• Tray has 12 fresh chocolate chip cookies, and a scary-looking price tag shoddily scotch-taped to the edge.

- …
- Well… Yes, actually,
- Wait. How’d you know? Have you been stalking me?
- What makes you think I’d buy food from a suspicious stranger in an alleyway?

Hungry customers 🍪 3
“sir, are you not hungry?? JUST ACCEPT THE GODDAMN COOKIES.”
• Mental stability -2%.

- Not even trying to deny you were stalking me? You aren’t getting any more trustworthy, buddy.
- It’s fine, it’s totally fine, I’ll just find something to eat somewhere else.
- Maybe when I get back home...

Frustration 🍪 4
“I wasn’t stalking you! sheesh!! for all you know, I could have just overheard one little snippet of a conversation! you’re making some bold assumptions regarding my moral character. that is RUDE. you aren’t exactly making a good impression yourself– hey, where are you going?!”
• Puts down cookie tray.

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @g1llant, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejona, @cambutcooler, @g1llant, @danissimovn, @2053h, and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
This particular iteration of The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @sillierfish
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help! ☹

Bread the baker. That's me! - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

/|WARNING BEEF INCOMING|\
Time to show 'em what i'm made of "________"
all this shit over a god-awful joke puppet concept 
errr i forgor🥹

who's grass. i've never heard of him.
he/they
i'm. heh. a MASSIVE deltarune fan.

Meow

Hi It's me ChisP and Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Do You Guys Ever Accidentally Press Follow Instead of Like...???

Do You Guys Ever Accidentally Press Repost Instead of Like

I'm Probably Going to Forget to Reupload My Things 👍👍👍

IKEA Sponge

songr
mediocre artist and pretty bad musician
i keep accidentally reposting songs help

awesome sprite of me made by @oz7619

Bread the baker. That's me! - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

GowldDodger