This is the "Maxon W. "I'll do whatever"" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet".
..think about it: no one has ever made an au where BREAD HARRY takes the role of maxon! bread harry!! cmon, how am i the first to do this?!

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Attention 🍪 1
“hey! hey you there!!!”
• Skates up to Max on heely boots.
• Nearly crashes into him.

- Sorry, sorry!
- Hang on, what did I do? What do you want???

Chocolate chip cookies 🍪 2
“whoa, I don’t have beef with you! you could stand to be a little less jumpy. just happened to hear you were looking for a meal…?”
• Holds up cookie tray.
• Tray has 12 fresh chocolate chip cookies, and a scary-looking price tag shoddily scotch-taped to the edge.

- …
- Well… Yes, actually,
- Wait. How’d you know? Have you been stalking me?
- What makes you think I’d buy food from a suspicious stranger in an alleyway?

Hungry customers 🍪 3
“sir, are you not hungry?? JUST ACCEPT THE GODDAMN COOKIES.”
• Mental stability -2%.

- Not even trying to deny you were stalking me? You aren’t getting any more trustworthy, buddy.
- It’s fine, it’s totally fine, I’ll just find something to eat somewhere else.
- Maybe when I get back home...

Frustration 🍪 4
“I wasn’t stalking you! sheesh!! for all you know, I could have just overheard one little snippet of a conversation! you’re making some bold assumptions regarding my moral character. that is RUDE. you aren’t exactly making a good impression yourself– hey, where are you going?!”
• Puts down cookie tray.

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @g1llant, and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejona, @cambutcooler, @g1llant, @danissimovn, @2053h, and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
This particular iteration of The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @sillierfish
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help! ☹

Bread the baker. That's me! - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

who's grass. i've never heard of him.
he/they
i'm. heh. a MASSIVE deltarune fan.

Bread the baker. That's me! - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

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