damn no sabia de que dustin podia mezlcar batallas en español :P, also tu hiciste todas las voces? porque ese morty te quedo muy parecido

TOMA MI CONSEJO EN EL QUE VAS CON TU CONCEJO

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fHLoH6F13c

The Kevin Bennett as Pico
RecD as Blitzo
Fightmarker as Boyfriend (CAMEO)

Pico:
Way back in 1999, was breaking new grounds
Now in 2022, still breaking Newgrounds
I’ve graduated and you’ve just entered the school grounds
You think you’re Tricky, but I’m the one killing you, clown (look)
You better can it, fool, you’re lookin’ like Cassandra junior
I’ll blam and school ya with my gang of shooters
When I make that A.K. pop, ain’t no motherfucker stanning Loona
There go at least 90% of all the fans that viewed ya
I see a goth kid, turn off the business shtick
And I’m dropping sicker shit than your daughter’s syphilis
Tell that dog to listen, sit, shake a paw, then send a hit
To her jaw and split the bitch like her pa’s relationships
Now I’ve just gotta burn some lead to get the crowd Funkin’
This man’s known for turnin’ heads - so quit the owl fucking
My trauma ain’t half as bad as what’s in that head of yours
I thought I saw a real opponent - that’s Blitzophrenia

Blitzo:
Okay, first of all, it’s Blitz, pipsqueak, don’t fuckin’ try it
Like the viewers when this bitch speaks, the “O” is silent
Now, I may be a demon, but your creator is fucked
What kind of freak thinks “Hmm, Columbine’s not racist enough!”
You fucking edge lord, that shit’s like a razor blade
And then when Funkin’ blew up, you were too risque to play
Until ninjamuffin said “fuck it, let’s just make him gay”
Your story, your preference - man, not even your As are straight
Aww, you think I’d feel bad and comfort you through this?
Bitch, you are an ass-ass-in, I don’t give two shits
You used to be badass, quit pandering to kids
Adding thousands of oblivious toddlers to lists
Now I see why your father - didn’t want ya - took the fast lane
I fucked your daddy - then I’m outtie - that’s a Flash bang
You’re the virgin version to the chad Piconjo, it’s true
I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but you probably do
Although you’re not who I pegged to try to top me
Like Millie with a strap-on in bed, that takes Moxxie, kid
So if things don’t work out as the officer of your hood school
I’d like to hire you - as my personal footstool

Pico:
Take on this kid from Columbine, I’ll stand you all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
And that’s your whole group of furries shot up all at one time, ‘cuz I’m

Pico & Boyfriend:
(PICO!) 
The one and only
You’re a cheap clone of me, like Fizzaroli
You left him behind and ran away from the sideshow
Now you’re second fiddle to Hazbin Hotel, still in the side show
Sister in rehab, Stolas left divorced and depressed
And with your job, I’m losing count of all the homes that you’ve wrecked
Everybody that you mistreated has now scorned you and left
And when you’re killed, not a single soul will be mourning your death


Blitzo:
Oh, go cry to your Kickstarter, you precious nerd
I’m shocked you didn’t add a stretch goal for that second verse
You should kill yourself now! You cringe ass Nene baby
Like Darnell, I’m spitting fire, don’t Play games with me
Ever since Tankman invaded, your site has tanked, man
Nowadays you’re just some nostalgic hipster’s spank bank
Dipshit, you wasted my time, I hope you had fun
I’d damn your ginger soul to hell, if you had one

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by FLOCKABOI
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by Valonide
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal & Sebb

Blitzo vs Pico - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

lmao just wait im gonna cease to be and never appear again for like another 4 months just watch it'll happen aaaaany second now

all credit goes where it's due, i just covered the song

[FNF UTAU] Taste For Blood feat. Tabi and Fever

#rapbattle #pacman #whereswaldo

subscribe to dilly ► https://www.youtube.com/c/LocoRapBattles 
support dilly on patreon ►
https://www.patreon.com/locorapbattles 
music video out now!
https://youtu.be/pH5kWexr_og

eric the audible as pac man
nathan provost as where's waldo

written by dilly, swoldow, shimario, and rabi.
additional writing by masong and anangrypenguin
mixed by kennyfreestyle 
beat prod. by ihaksi
beat arranged by shimario
art by bmb
cover art by shimatio
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB


Pac-Man vs Where's Waldo - Bonus Battle! (2022)

CONES TRAFFIC JAM | DISTRESS CALL

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
(It's the same bs but without the sponsor)
Kurobane Azia as Furina
HalaCG as Arlecchino

Furina:
Listen, it's the Archon that all of Fontaine feign and fawn for!
You might be good at killing, but your people skills fall short!
That scary look is off-putting; don't know what your problem is!
Still pale and sickly; guess you never took a doctor trip!
I'm award-winning; you would fold on a stage!
To be an actress, you need to have emotional range!
You're too messed up from all the senseless hurt and tragedy!
Runs an orphanage, but can't adopt a better personality!
Pass the pack of tissues, crying 'bout your family issues!
Think about how this affects the kids! Didn't bother, did you?
Always skipping town, never around; leaves Lyney piling chores!
We find the court's ruling is you should be paying child support!

Arlecchino:
So Miss Furina, what do you deem a misdemeanor?
Deceiving your people and then proceeding to be a diva?
She lost the plot, struggling to save Fontaine.
It's ran by a con, 'cause she treats her title like a cosplay!
The youngest leader of my house; you're ancient and you struggle.
Lies blown out of proportion; I hate to burst your bubble.
Your labor's shoddy; you need professionals for prophecies,
Not a mascot that'll sink in her backlog of apologies!
Try not to leave mid-battle if you feel you're losing it!
Put a magic trick on trial, but you're the real illusionist!
Face the bleeding truth; this girlfailure's ego's bruised!
You want success and peace included? Can't have cake and eat it too!

Furina:
Ugh, boring! Your performance needs work in it.
Don't think I'm just gonna let you win! Y'know, like Clervie did?
Murdering your best friend's dark; guess you weren't as loyal!
You carry that burden with you; no wonder your blood boils!
I pass these guilty verdicts, executions if I say the word!
Sue you into the dirt, and Neuvillette will do the paperwork!
Now I'll wash you out like a spider down the drain,
And when I end up on top, that's the icing on the cake!

Arlecchino:
You love to point fingers rather than grabbing a sword.
You jump to conclusions running a kangaroo court.
While you convict the innocent, the truth is straying further.
You make it easy for me to get away with this murder!
The blood on my hands is what abolished my chains!
Your negligence sent Poisson to a watery grave!
Even your godly side wanted to die for the throne!
Now you're washed up and headed straight to the retirement home.

Furina vs. Arlecchino - Rap Battle! (CLEAN VERSION)

PIBBY SPDP | LAST SHOT V2

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 04/15/2023

LYRICS

Wile E. Coyote:
LISTEN UP-

I don’t have much time before I drop from this height
So I’ll try to make it quick while I’m rocking the mic
Allow me to introduce myself, Wile E. Coyote
Genius at roasting dopes and flowing on dope beats
You should just quit, Komi, why, we don’t even measure
I’m more skilled, more cunning, simply, I’m better
Now I might be the Looney Tune
But you somehow surpass me with all the weirdos in your goofy school
Now if you asked me, I’d take you and the ones being crude and lewd
And strap you to a package that’s made with care, love from ACME
Your show exists for some lonely losers to relate
Komi-San and her fanbase can’t communicate
I gave this slice of life a piece of mine, hope the pain’s received 
Now if you excuse me, I shall now take my leAHHHHHHHHH

Komi:
I-I’m not really that good with rhyming words
But I’ll be honest with you, I didn’t like that verse
Supplies of TNT, but you couldn’t drop bombs though
You’d take second to Agari in a dog show
Maybe quit hunting season and find a day job
‘Cause you get fired worse than a Warner Bros. layoff
A “Super Genius” with your plans never changing
Running into the same wall like it’s your paintings
It’s been 70 years but still the same old act with
Comedy so primitive, no wonder it’s slapstick
Chased a chicken for all that time? Impressive
I don’t even think that Ren’s as obsessive
Chuck dropped ya’, now your toons are in the garbage
I’d say that’s all folks, but this was over ‘fore it started

CREDITS

TheMonarchy as Wile E. Coyote
Fightmarker as Road Runner

Kurobane Azia as Komi

Shadow Zel as Black Noir

Written by Rabi and Fightmarker
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by BMB and 3ple
Cover art by Rabi

Wile E. Coyote vs. Komi Can't Communicate - Rap Battle

Song & Art by Unixii 
Senroak voiced the Raven

SOUTH PARK’S TURMOIL POLOGUE | INTRUSIVE

[Verse 1]
Metal heart pumps iron to bake their defeat
Iron whisk whirls chaos, foes tossed off their feet
Oven core crackles, spice flares in the heat
My victims taste ruin, seasoned bittersweet

[Chorus]
Furnace ignites, flipping foes like flapjacks on hot steel
He sears ’em crisp, no mercy, just that mechanical zeal
The doctor's chef plating panic as the main meal
Taste the meltdown madness, the flavor’s unreal

[Verse 2]
He hovers high, filleting terror mid-flight
Heat vision broils targets, well-done, no retreat
He darts in with cunning, marinating the fight
Blue blur gets basted, trickery served neat

[Chorus]
Furnace ignites, flipping foes like flapjacks on hot steel
He sears ’em crisp, no mercy, just that mechanical zeal
The doctor’s chef plating panic as the main meal
Taste the meltdown madness, the flavor’s unreal

[Bridge]
Underneath that steel facade, a whisk with no dream
A warrior sautéed in codes that never scream
No betrayal baked within this welded scheme
He stirs the doctor's vision, thick as sour cream

[epic guitar solo]

[Verse 3]
(Overdrive mode: he griddles foes with fierce heat)
(Cinders sprinkle from blades that never retreat)
(Flamethrower chest caramelizes each fresh treat)
(Supercharged speed sears minds, no room to compete)
(Sparks slice through bravado, carving hopes into raw meat)
(With tongs of terror, his victims silently entreat)
(He minces their pride, leaving not a scrap to eat)
(Flames knead destinies, shaping ash in the pyre)
(He serves charred futures, plating dreams you can’t cheat)

[Chorus]
Furnace ignites, flipping foes like flapjacks on hot steel
He sears ’em crisp, no mercy, just that mechanical zeal
the doctor's chef plating panic as the main meal
Taste the meltdown madness, the flavor’s unreal

[Outro]
Ribs and burgers char under merciless drill
He strikes unseen, refilling fear’s bitter swill
Cold alloys crack, no respite to fulfill
Furnace’s final course leaves them bound to his grill

[Final Chorus]
Furnace ignites, flipping foes like flapjacks on hot steel
He sears ’em crisp, no mercy, just that mechanical zeal
the doctor's chef plating panic as the main meal
Taste the meltdown madness, the flavor’s unreal

(Go! Go! Go!)

Furnace Ignites (Starved Eggman)

Everything by Term
Here’s the video go watch it or I’ll find you jk
https://youtu.be/2KAMv8UsoPo?si=cKqkmzgj6VybR17z

FNF BROKEN STRINGS | SWEET TOOTH RETAKE

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB7DTujoZY4

Lyrics translated (not adapted) to English:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x5ClFtIcwH89ZANe-MgbSlqSWT2k9TOBJfqb-4BH5FM/edit?usp=sharing

Intro:
(Rick) Sólo presiona un botón, Morty, dame un ritmo!
( Morty) Oh, vaya, bien, de acuerdo...

Rick Sanchez:

No veo el punto en rapear con un cínico!
Que se cree un gángster por ser un buen químico!
Eres Heisenberg! temido por todos afuera!
Pero en casa con tu esposa saben que eres su perra!
Morty: 
Aw Rick, qué es esto?!  (Una batalla de rap...)
Rick:
Me compararon con el Don Limpio de Breaking Bad!
Morty:
Siquiera nos animaron...? (Son flojos, no.)
Rick:
Pero da igual, Morty! Cállate y escucha este flow...
...RICKOSO, cuando me cago en Walter White!
Con una paliza peor que la que te dio Mike!
Con que eres gallo, Pollo Hermano? pues a batallar!
Llama a Saúl, alguien te va a tener que Vindicar!
Vender drogas por el cáncer? Qué excusa de mierda!
Yo hubiese inventado la cura... ya sabes, CIENCIA, PERRA
Y con tu pinta de Flanders en vejéz, ya ves
Que tras esta batalla puedo decir... "Me cogí a Ned"!

Walter White:

El hombre más listo del universo...
Con un fandom que equivale a todo eso en inverso!
Tantas dimensiones y universos distintos
Y tu chiste más notorio es ser un puto pepino!
Somos opuestos, yo tengo un imperio!
Tú estás viviendo en un garage jugando con tu nieto!

Jesse Pinkman:
De la señal, señor White, y le disparo a esta perra!
Tipos así me asquean. (Jesse, no, espera!)

Walter White:
...Tengo rimas peor que ricina!
Te queman como un oso dentro de una piscina!
Sabes lo que se avecina, cuando Heisenberg cocina
Estas letras adictivas como metanfetamina!
Las cosas que hice, fueron por mi familia!
La tuya sólo te sirve de conejillo de indias!
Toma mi consejo en el que vas con tu Concejo
O vas a terminar en un barril de ácido, disuelto!

Rick Sanchez:

Lo hiciste por tu familia, señor "yo soy el peligro”?!
Esa mierda ya es tan inválida cómo tu hijo!
Oh mierda, fui muy lejos, acaso?...
Bueno, tú trataste con nazis, Walter, Ni YO he caído tan bajo!
Cómo mierda fue que Hank se tardó tanto en descubrirlos?!
Mientes peor que Morty pidiendo un robot crea-niños! (OYE!)
Tú golpea lo que quieras que yo haré explotar la puerta...
...al cantar "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" y comenzar la fiesta!

Walter White:

La Química es el estudio de lo que cambia...
Como el cambio que sufrió Doc para terminar sin gracia!
Ir muy lejos? tus chistes tópicos? Nah!
Querrás Volverlos al Futuro con lo anticuados que están!
Trae a un Señor Meseeks, te veo Pequeño, Rick!
Pues hasta una puta mosca me afecta más que ti!
Así que sigue borracho y disfruta de tu bebida...
Pero ten cuidado o quizás termines como Lydia...

-----------------

Mixing by Dustin (Freshy Kanal)
Writing by Enzo, Kris and Ticci
Everything else by Enzo

Rick Sanchez vs Walter White

Tributo en Español a ERB.

Spanish ERB Tribute.

www.youtube.com/guerrasderap

Rick Sanchez vs Walter White

Guerras De Rap

Recent comments

FinnDark

Batallas de Rap Terrorificas OFFICIAL

Alecoronel9

Related tracks