Jenni No Mercy as Ed
RaccoonBroVA As Sheen

Beat by Tristan
Written by Jenni No Mercy
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by Tony Rigatoni
Additional Help By Raichous 


SHEEN
You wanna face the Sheen-ster? Well he can be quite mean, sir!
With disses that hit harder than both Kevin and your sister!
I’m stopping world destruction, you can’t find cash for sugar
I wouldn’t even pick you if you were the last booger!
You wanna step up, chump? I got the Eye of the Tiger!
Don’t need the Candy Maker for me to spit fire!
Because Estévez gets the best of this!
You’d need your elevator to get your bars higher!
Hated by your whole town, every scam causing drama
So Lumpy, lame and soft, Carl thought you were a llama!


ED
I’m up against the best dummy from Nicktoons? Fantastic!
It’s great to finally meet the gu- Oh wait, you’re not Patrick!
I am the Ed-est of the Eds! Face Monobrow? You’re dead, man.
Your jokes remind me of Double D: Boring and dead pan!
Ed is a monster, you’re just a castaway
Without your luck? You wouldn’t last a day.
Gave you a spinoff, left fans of the past ashamed
Act like you’re Jimmy ‘cause You Gotta Blast away!
Run back scared to Retroville! The Ed boy gives a lickin’
But I'll still have a soft spot for you: I love CHICKENS!

SHEEN

That's the best you got? That backfired like Eddy wrote it!
You must’ve swallowed a jawbreaker, Ed, because you’re choking!
I thought Dimsdale was 2D, but nothing compares to the Cul-de-sac
Your friends wanna take a page from Plank: their personalities are flat!
For all the girls you loved before? You never had a chance with them
Meanwhile I’d risk my life for Libby, and still make time to dance with them
The Big Picture is, your show blows! You couldn’t be more dreary!
You winning this fight is just as likely as The Purgatory Theory!


ED
Do not taunt the Claw! I’ll beat you in a jiffy!
Can I break tracks like I break houses? You bet your sweet bippy!
I just wanna be everyone’s chum, but your voice I just can’t stand
You’re less of an Ultra-lord and more of a Junk Man!
With Chunky bars, I’m Puffed up! Winning is a piece of cake! 
I’m rising high above you: 5’9” give or take!
Don’t need a pebble in my shoe for my raps to get crazy!
I’m done with this no neck chump. I got the gravy!

Ed Vs. Sheen(Prod. By Tristan)

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! In this 100 Hour Challenge special, we have exploding video game enemies; Bob-omb from Super Mario Bros vs Creeper from Minecraft. Enjoy!

TheMonarchy as Bob-omb
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@OliTheMonarchy / https://www.youtube.com/@monarchybattleraps

Commander Jacob as Creeper
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/c/CommanderJacob

-LYRICS-

Bob-omb (0:09)
Yo. EXPLODING IN! Buddy you crawled on the wrong land
They put me up against a Creeper? Aw man!
Double Dash away before this Bob-omb Blasts
You’ll go from face on a backpack to laid in a body bag
Why attack the player? You’re one in the same
Either of you see a pussy and start running away
And if you wanna act hostile, I hope you can camouflage
Or I’ll splatter you on the trees; make you look like you’re back to moss
You both cause destruction, but lemme tell ya something
Only difference between you and TNT? You’re ugly
No back and forth, I jump straight in as I’m attacking 
I layed out this pig, put him back in the right axis

Creeper (0:40)
BOOM BOOM BOOM- that’ll be you when you provoke me
I’ll chew you up and spit you out like Yoshi
Match my explosions? You’d need at least two
So if you really wanna go, try to re-fuse
I’ll drop a track, I got a real bone to pick today
Bet your reflexes delayed like your Galaxy minigame
Spectate and realize I see green in two different ways
While you’re on the Battlefield, waging wars with a civil race
Walking or Charging, I’mma come for your head
When you’re falling from the sky, it’s the most Sudden of Deaths
(Let’s go) House of Boom? Yeah, your mama was in that
Just stay on the ground; I’m who’s leaving an impact

-CREDITS-

Written by Commander Jacob and TheMonarchy
Beat and additional writing help by swizkii
https://www.youtube.com/@swizkii
Mixed by Light
Additional art by HoodieMasterr
https://www.youtube.com/@hoodiemasterr

Feedback by TheMonarchy, swizkii, HoodieMasterr, and SimplyRazzy
Shout out to Walk and JustGamer

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Creeper vs Bob-omb | Half-Ass Rap Battles

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 10/31/2021

LYRICS

Evil Otto:
Intruder alert! It’s a species we haven’t conquered
An entity detected with the coined term “Pocket Monster”
Well, the fact that you’re even here leaves me utterly stumped
Since Mew was left under the truck, and you? Thrown under the bus!
Don’t mess with Evil Otto
I got the mazes, flames, and gaze to leave you speechless, and all you really feel is sorrow
You say you sent kids to the hospital, but really? That’s comical
Since it’s like all the newer games, I don’t really follow
They say you’re an urban legend like you had any effect
But you’re only one when you’re sharing titles with Zekrom
This cabinet’s leaving you quartered, I think this reject ROM
Is setting up a Hypnosis since you’re getting slept on!

Creepy Black:
I’d advise for Ms. Pac-man to stay far
Before you’re another soul in Lavender’s graveyard
However, I don’t have to be scared of your mild verse
When your world sounds like another Pokemon that I would curse!
So know who you’re crossin’
This castaway rodent would leave Blue’s Raticate rolling inside of his coffin
Once a leader of your army, then all of your fame had decayed
Now a Silph Scope’s the only way I could log you in my database
I suggest you bounce back, wipe the smile and say nothing
My tower’s got you in a loop like you’re mashing the A button
You know that I stay haunting, so back up
‘Cause you’ll wish you were the person you were before you started this; Kadabra

Evil Otto:
Thinkin’ this smile is something you can wipe away?
Your only scare is having little kiddies scared while they lie awake
Thinking that your song’s deadly tool, but this weak blob-
Will see why Otto’s got a rep, when your heart and the beat drop
Hellbent on genocide? Man, Pokepastas are goldmines
Took so long to spit a line, even your protag’s an old guy
Your power’s phony, this beast outnumbers all your tower’s cronies
So once you’re kneeling down below me, I’ll have cut out this GHOST type!

Buried Alive:
I’d rather be lonely, hearing you makes me miserable
Yeah, you fight like a robot; completely predictable
If you attempted to upset me, then I’m feeling empty
Since we’ve got no beef, now I’ll eat the track like fresh meat
You’re in grave danger if you tread upon my land
So quit jumping or you’ll get jumped if you try to toss White Hands
Step to my gravestone, these spirits will lead a quick sweep
‘Cuz this manager’s been leveled, Buried Alive under six feet

CREDITS

ENNWAY as Evil Otto
Fightmarker as Random Berserk Enemy

Commander Jacob as Creepy Black
SimplyRazzy as Buried Alive
Freshy Kanal as Gastly

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by 3ple and Rabi
Cover art by Rabi

Evil Otto vs. Lavender Town Syndrome - Rap Battle

TheToppo as Napstablook and The Dealer
Written, mixed, cover art by TheToppo
Produced by InsaneBeatz
Special thanks:
SN00ZE
Mike Klubnika
Toby Fox
Freshy Kanal

[The Dealer verse 1]
Sign the waiver, let us begin the game
I’ll have to inject adrenaline if nap is in your name
I should give you a warning when I’ve competed with God
But if you’re really that clueless, I can tell you your odds…

It’s double or nothing but you have nothing to lose,
Nothing to gain, nothing more to double, you’ve been drawing nothing but blanks
Because when you come around you’re not live
Shells dead like your eyes and the rest of your design

Living in the Waterfall, it makes sense you’re washed up
You’re just like your cousin, you’re both down in the dumps
But when I pull out the magnifying glass and handcuffs,
Have the shotgun sawed off, your end will be abrupt.

[Napstablook verse 1]
Um… you do know you can’t kill ghosts, right?
Well… you’re not the brightest, that why your room has no light?
Wait… the room is visible so… there has to be…
Just… forget it… you get the point, you and your fans are no-lives

Looking like Zolphius if he started molding,
Had rusty nails for teeth and a cheap gun he was holding,
Turned to an alcoholic with the only hope he has in life
Being betting all his money away until he dies

Sorry… um… I didn’t mean to get so pressed
But when an ugly floating chainsmoker’s here, it makes sense
For anybody to be stressed, you aren’t very fun to look at
But maybe you could be like me and… put on a cool hat?

[The Dealer verse 2]
I’d smoke a cigarette but none of what you said hurt
Just like your fight with Frisk, you didn’t put in effort
I’d say more but there’s nothing else I can diss
Your whole personality’s a blank canvas

[Napstablook verse 2]
I wish I had a jammer so I could’ve skipped that verse
Honestly I didn’t see you as a threat at first
But… I heard your voice and my ears started to hurt
Well they would if I had ears… uhh you’re the worst

[The Dealer verse 3]
Me and you, we are dancing on the edge of life and death
Until one of us gets a lucky shot and end’s the other’s breath
You can cry all you want, but it still won’t hurt me
Always acting insecure but it isn’t going to deter me

[Napstablook verse 3]
You’re dirty and it’s not really something I would doubt, see…
You barely even said a single thing about me
You’re stuck in this room cause the game has you bound
You’ll fail like every other time, and I’ll win the third round

Napstablook vs The Dealer - Rap Battle

► CREDITS:

Belle Beniko as Larry the Lobster

Eric the Audible as Mr. Poolcheck

Luke Reardon as Spongebob Squarepants

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Larry Art by 3ple

Poolcheck Art by Valonide

Beat by Khwezi

Beat Arranged by Theme Park Avenue

Mixed by Serena

Thumbnail by LimJJ

Special thanks to Chaotic Rap Battles, JoJoVo, RaccoonBroVA, Alchemyking


►LYRICS:

Larry Verse 1
“Larry! We’ve got a guy who’s drowning in tears!”
I’ll handle this, I haven’t seen good lifeguard action in years

“Be careful, Larry, this guy looks pretty shredded!” Oh yeah, I’m with you
But dude, he’s so uptight, I bet his pants are ripped too

And his face is even redder than mine, that’s pretty troubling
Excuse me, sir, you really need to put on sunscreen

And please don’t pass emotional burdens to little kids
If you want to lift the weight off your shoulders, then hit my gym


Poolcheck Verse 1
Hmm, you’re shallow, you treat this job like free time
You’re not fit for the deep end, you’re more fit to be deep fried

If you applied to be my assistant, I’d have you kicked out
Since you’re the only lifeguard who almost let a fish drown!

You insolent fool! 
You need to show some more respect to the municipal pool and her magnificent rules

You have no character, and based on the pH level I tasted
You’re throwing off the balance of this place ‘cause you’re so basic

In Gravity Falls, we face a lot of great threats
What with the Gobblewonker, zombies, talking nacho, and Jeff

And yet the pool’s the only one who left a scar on a man
So if you think my job’s a joke, then you can talk to the hand!


Larry Verse 2
Whoaaa, that’s gnarly! But I’m not dumb enough to lose a claw like that
And even if I somehow were, then I’d just grow it back

Ha! So clearly I have the best physical features
Your body’s living off bleach, my body’s lifting the bleachers

And my beach is always bustling with the best guests
They love me ‘cause I’m tough yet laid-back, like a bench press

You’re only getting bad press because of how you yell at folks and leave them scarred
The city pool is dying thanks to you, you need to see PR

And save your breath, man, your swimming skills are nada
In the water, you’d be one more filter-feeder at the bottom 

I’ve destroyed you like your skimmer, now I’m off to hit some waves
But I’m gonna have to wait for an hour, ‘cause I just ate


Poolcheck Verse 2
Enough! I’ll give you props for using SPF 100
You have the lifeguard look, but you really like to rub it in 

I think you use the white stuff for the wrong kind of exposure
And you like to flex your muscles ‘cause you’re nothing but a poser! 

You don’t care about the job, when you wanted a tan, you left your station
A lifeguard needs to be dedicated, not desiccated!

You puff yourself up as devoted,
But you should hang the whistle up, you don’t have the drive to be a blowfish

Larry the Lobster vs Mr. Poolcheck. PowerPoint Rap Battles

Chief Chilly vs. Chill Bill - Mario vs. Anything

TQ as Chief Chilly

Gnome as Chill Bill

Cover Art by Jort

Mix by Jort

Written by King Ducky

Chief Chilly:
Oh Chief Chilly!
Ill run you down, don’t be silly 
Beat a Dj with a freeze ray fore the Troll tweaks: singing 
Your memes dead and gone 
a Beef-headed pawn
themes’ set in stock
So go lip-sink in some cringy rhymes
BillyVa-nilli Ice!

Chill Bill:
Freeze! Hands in the air! My bad, whoops that
might get push back 
He’s demanded the heir? He can’t even jump
Chiefs stranded in there: beaten clean and popped

Defamed and quick-tempered you're whining
Disdain as the temperature rises
You'll be a puddle in a pothole
The end of your reign is a regular climate!

Chief Chilly:
For that your arrest is nigh but your trapped for the rest of time
so confess to them: you’re a beat-up peach fuzz and your. deaths. tonight.
What else can I jest you as? Detest the brief success you had?
Sure, hang your head up high… well, the best you can

Little slave
Bound to a crystal cage 
Sounds you have brittle strength 
While you blast one attack, something that a ground troop can whiff away
Bow you fad fickle flake
Pass away to blistering time 
As the game you live in died

Chill Bill: 
A crazy piece of snow with a crust-jammed moustache is facing me?
Maybe he makes a scene when Glazey sees my stash's greatest peaks!
The old weirdo dumps a mass of change when beat
His plunging balance is like the arena he jumps and smashes: below zero! 

I'd be using that spike on ya head or you'll wind up spiked off an edge brother
Ya might want a tip: Ice blocks shouldn't have frights of gelid water
I aim to freeze! You face a team and they dip you into a lake to sink
Guess he ain't the chief of a crew of Naval fleets

Chill Bill vs. Chief Chilly - Mario vs. Anything [ft. ThanosQauck & Gnome]

Happy Pokemon Day!

yukigloom as N Harmonia
Slamalox | Ecchan as Goro Akechi
Written by mintoreos
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

[N: 0:10]
Ah Akechi, I share your determination to face me
But the dreams I’ve seen from you should never become reality
Let’s see who the legends choose, you sorry stunt of a sleuth 
I’ll battle through my ideals, cause you're a slave to the truth (Hmph)

My dream is right and sure, change the world for Pokemon
I hold connections with my friends, you barely have fake ones
Yet you’re strict with your image so someone would want your presence?
Be it affection or Detective Prince, you’ll always come second

You can’t decide what’s black and white so don’t send me a calling card
When I could sneak through minds more clean if I just sent out Zoroark
That past of yours is haunting you, marking you with new scars
Then hunger for pancakes and justice gave a hateful change of heart

Lite Light Yagami isn’t worthy of detective work (Of course)
His title would fit better for the thieves he fails to hurt
I know what it’s like to have parents who never cared for you
But my mother not raising me was all that she committed to

[Akechi: 0:53]
After the Phantom Thieves is this my main priority?
A second naive delinquent that attempts to change society
As an ace detective I’ve gathered clues and I deduce
That you care of just Pokemon because humans tend to leave you

Though, how would he care for them? Putting them in dogfights
His ideals are as flimsy as how Team Plasma was organized
He’s not quite a lost life, he serves the world a purpose (How so?)
He’s the perfect person to show what is truly justice

A vermin such as you is frankly blind to what you’re really after
Swapping your beliefs so much, it’s like they’re all your partners
Your views can’t hold water when they near made a kid a martyr
So your foster father is the only way you can relate to a monster

Acting all adamant, he never fought for his values
All it took to break him was a stern talking-to
You can sob to others and say you’re now a new man
but your mind shows that the palace in there still stands

[N: 1:36]
I reasoned with my father, you got obsessed with revenge
So desperate for vengeance you can’t see all the blood on your hands
Innocent lives you put to aside just for your own naive plans
All that talk of justice but corruption’s the only thing left in your head

We were both pawns, but I was made a king
Done through my own flaws, not to please a crime ring
Keep trying to push all the trauma behind the black mask
but you can never live out your dreams, if they don’t last

[Akechi: 1:57]
I’ve had enough of your moral high ground bullshit!
You’re not better when being lied to by a cult’s all you’ve dealt with
You think your friends will save you, I’ll make you an example
When I cause you to crumble to the ground like your castle

I DECIDE THE TRUTH! Your sought future won’t change it!
Your family would be glad if I had this warped trash wasted
I’ll close this case and pull the trigger on this hypocrite
and when Ghetsis sees you at last he’ll feel happiness

N Harmonia vs Goro Akechi - Mint Rap Battles (ft. yukigloom & Slamalox | Ecchan)

Clarence the Duck as Mr. Frog
TheToppo as Red Guy

Beat by composition x

Mixed by Box
Graphic Design by Box

Illustrated and Written by Teimunity

(SCRAPPED BATTLE) Red Guy vs. Mr. Frog

Song by BubbleytheFox 
Art by BubbleytheFox & CHtwothousand

THE ISLAND DEMISE | HEINOUS ROYALTY

Leo Barqui as Slither Wing
Chaotic Rap Battles as Liver King
Written by TheNauticalClaydol, Jacobrl99, Nugget
Beat by VANNN.
Mixed by SIR Rap Battles

Slither Wing:
It looks like I’ll be the one to make a First Impression
I'm bringing this fight to the Stone Age you’re obsessed with
Like your veins popping out, you’ll feel surface tension
When I bury this neanderthal, strengthen his Earth connection!
But given your diet, I’m sure you’ve met with my kind
Since you’re prone to catching stomach Bugs with every Bite (Hiss!)
But if you think this moth's dinner, you picked the wrong critter
I’ll cut a King down to size, now that’s a Chopped Liver!
Bulking Up on steroid dependence?
This phony King would only earn a crown if he went to the dentist!
Kept up the Facade, still filling yourself with toxins
Now you’re only influencing lawsuits with those Concoctions!

Liver King:
Wow, I thought I was the one who didn’t cook!
Now the King will bring the Strength to your Struggle, so listen good!
I’m chiseled by the gods, while this bug is punching soft!
My raps are like the way I eat my meat: BLOODY RAW!
You look like a beta design, I’m on my sigma shit! (LIFT!)
When we duel on a beat, you're just Wingin’ it!
Think I’ll take those disses, bitch? You’ll Quiver when I’m bringin’ it!
Eat you like a Chicken Wing and spit you in my kitchen sink!
Wanna talk about supplements? There’s no remedy
For how worthless you are if you don’t carry Booster Energy!
I’m the Fitness guru that you shouldn’t have Crossed!
I take life by the horns, and bite the bull by the BALLS! (CREATINE!)

Slither Wing:
Pumping iron to show mettle, but you’ve drawn my ire
With those lines from a time before man discovered fire
It’s clear from your ‘apology’ that you speak hollow words
Whenever you step up to the plate, you nauseate your followers!
This bald fraud should make like his channel and wash up!
Dirty-bearded spearfisher: Jason Chemo-moa!
And we know your Tempers Flare from all the ‘roids in your putrid blood
So when I put you on ice, perhaps you’ll keep your cool for once

Liver King:
Put me on ice? Buddy, I think you forget:
Between the two of us, who survived an extinction event?! (GAINS!)
But maybe I’ll take notes on your world, you've got some strong guys
Like the Koraidon that showed Sada some real Assault Bikes!
You’re pudgy as fuck! Could you be any frickin’ lazier?!
Walk a day in my shoes, and you’d be the Liver Failure!
This battle ends with moth being served, right off the cutting board!
But if you ever want a piece of me, I’m always hungry for MOOOOOAR!!

Slither Wing vs Liver King - RAP BATTLE

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB7DTujoZY4

Lyrics translated (not adapted) to English:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x5ClFtIcwH89ZANe-MgbSlqSWT2k9TOBJfqb-4BH5FM/edit?usp=sharing

Intro:
(Rick) Sólo presiona un botón, Morty, dame un ritmo!
( Morty) Oh, vaya, bien, de acuerdo...

Rick Sanchez:

No veo el punto en rapear con un cínico!
Que se cree un gángster por ser un buen químico!
Eres Heisenberg! temido por todos afuera!
Pero en casa con tu esposa saben que eres su perra!
Morty: 
Aw Rick, qué es esto?!  (Una batalla de rap...)
Rick:
Me compararon con el Don Limpio de Breaking Bad!
Morty:
Siquiera nos animaron...? (Son flojos, no.)
Rick:
Pero da igual, Morty! Cállate y escucha este flow...
...RICKOSO, cuando me cago en Walter White!
Con una paliza peor que la que te dio Mike!
Con que eres gallo, Pollo Hermano? pues a batallar!
Llama a Saúl, alguien te va a tener que Vindicar!
Vender drogas por el cáncer? Qué excusa de mierda!
Yo hubiese inventado la cura... ya sabes, CIENCIA, PERRA
Y con tu pinta de Flanders en vejéz, ya ves
Que tras esta batalla puedo decir... "Me cogí a Ned"!

Walter White:

El hombre más listo del universo...
Con un fandom que equivale a todo eso en inverso!
Tantas dimensiones y universos distintos
Y tu chiste más notorio es ser un puto pepino!
Somos opuestos, yo tengo un imperio!
Tú estás viviendo en un garage jugando con tu nieto!

Jesse Pinkman:
De la señal, señor White, y le disparo a esta perra!
Tipos así me asquean. (Jesse, no, espera!)

Walter White:
...Tengo rimas peor que ricina!
Te queman como un oso dentro de una piscina!
Sabes lo que se avecina, cuando Heisenberg cocina
Estas letras adictivas como metanfetamina!
Las cosas que hice, fueron por mi familia!
La tuya sólo te sirve de conejillo de indias!
Toma mi consejo en el que vas con tu Concejo
O vas a terminar en un barril de ácido, disuelto!

Rick Sanchez:

Lo hiciste por tu familia, señor "yo soy el peligro”?!
Esa mierda ya es tan inválida cómo tu hijo!
Oh mierda, fui muy lejos, acaso?...
Bueno, tú trataste con nazis, Walter, Ni YO he caído tan bajo!
Cómo mierda fue que Hank se tardó tanto en descubrirlos?!
Mientes peor que Morty pidiendo un robot crea-niños! (OYE!)
Tú golpea lo que quieras que yo haré explotar la puerta...
...al cantar "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" y comenzar la fiesta!

Walter White:

La Química es el estudio de lo que cambia...
Como el cambio que sufrió Doc para terminar sin gracia!
Ir muy lejos? tus chistes tópicos? Nah!
Querrás Volverlos al Futuro con lo anticuados que están!
Trae a un Señor Meseeks, te veo Pequeño, Rick!
Pues hasta una puta mosca me afecta más que ti!
Así que sigue borracho y disfruta de tu bebida...
Pero ten cuidado o quizás termines como Lydia...

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Mixing by Dustin (Freshy Kanal)
Writing by Enzo, Kris and Ticci
Everything else by Enzo

Rick Sanchez vs Walter White

Tributo en Español a ERB.

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Rick Sanchez vs Walter White

Guerras De Rap