Batallas de Rap/Rap Battles

Rap Battles/Batallas de rap

all old

Guerras de Rap

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqhS4X0ddOM

TicciSparks como Scott Pilgrim
GASU como Ramona Flowers

lightsøut como Boyfriend
Pandah como Girlfriend

Escrito por CyanCoat, TheBauestPerson, Cloud17 y TheSoul

Instrumental por CyanCoat

Lyrics (translated, not adapted) to English:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fyT1elZ536HsSyKYehtAM970e_yMIWygrV_B1vL6ZWA/edit?usp=sharing

Kim Pine:
(Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro!)

Anunciador:
GUERRAS DE RAP

Scott Pilgrim contra Boyfriend!

Girlfriend:
(Tres, Dos, Uno, Va!)

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Juegos de ritmo? los gano, amigo mío!
(Si no, ve lo que hicimos contra el idiota de Gideon!)
Venceré en un Flash al pastiche de NewGrounds
Esta vez sin ayuda de Knives! (Parappa dirá Chau!)

Boyfriend:
Oh dios, qué haces aquí Scott? No salgas con más niños!
Tú y tu basura hipster vuélvanse para el 2005!
Tan blando como un Muffin, hoy soy tu nega-ninja!
Vas a ser el Ex Ocho, después de esta paliza!

Scott Pilgrim:
No lo creo, en este duelo voy a ser como tu suegro!
Tu deseo es tener Sexo y mis Bob-Ombas lo han des-hecho!

Boyfriend:
No hables de mi relación, tu novia es peor que Taylor Swift! (Ooh!)
Fuckboys pixelados no acaban bien contra mi! (Yeah!)

Scott Pilgrim:
¿Soy un Fuck Boy porque me dan lo que a ti no?
Mejor dime "Puck-Man", todas quieren darme el "Fuck"!

Boyfriend:
Mejor dicho "Cuck-Man", cuando llega el G-Man
Suelta el bajo que con Neil ya te van a reemplazar!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Derroté a ambos capitanes, América y Marvel!
(Mientras tú estás rapeando contra dos niños en disfraces!)
Pero enano vocaloid, sólo regurgitas flows...
YA BASTA! Pagarás tu crimen contra el hip hop!

Boyfriend:
Tus bandas son un crímen contra lo Sónico (& Knuckles)
Ellas se desmoronan cuando yo rockeo el Mic-hael
Cera debes tener, si crees que suenan bien
Como tu película, un fracaso van a ser!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Te supero en cualquier medio, hasta en los videojuegos!
Es normal cuando recaes en mods para hacerlo bueno...
(El subespacio en tu cabeza de seguro está vaciado...)
Si pensabas que tu moda vencería a mi legado!

Boyfriend:
¿Te refieres al legado de haber arruinado,,,
...A toda una generación, pedófilo fracasado?
Encima tardas seis tomos en tratar de ser mejor
Porque no quiere afrontar que es sólo un puto perdedor!

Scott Pilgrim y Ramona Flowers:
Luché por la chica en mis sueños! Poder de Entendimiento!
(Con cualquier nota en falso tu novia abandona el juego...)
Viví con Wallace, oye, no discrimino!
Así que al menos te queda ir a darte picos con Pico...

Boyfriend y Girlfriend:
¿Quieres hablar de homosexuales?... tienes tres ex-novias:
Volviste a dos de ellas lesbianas, y la otra te odia!
Ya no te escondas tras Ramona, maldito cobarde!
Te vencí por mi cuenta (Así es cómo se hace!) Ja!

Scott Pilgrim vs Boyfriend

Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1-S83KTUAw

MLP - September

CAST:

Squidward's Suicide - VideoGameRapBattles
Dead Bart - Mat4yo
Sonic.exe - UberFictionBattles
Tails Doll - MCGamingFTW
Happy Appy - RLYoshi
Cupcakes - Katie Glasco
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Uboa - B-Lo Lorbes
The Villager - SuperThingsOnCups
Suicidemouse.avi - WoodenHornets

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE
VERSUS
DEAD BART
BEGIN!

Dead Bart:
You're dead, squid, like your music career,
I guess you can't hear you suck cause you don't have ears
You got a watermelon brain, and a dick for a nose
I'm gonna stomp you flat, like all your music notes
I bet the only reason they found you on the bed
is that you never had a bitch to blow your clarinet
You can't come back cause you're already dead,
and in the end i'll leave your easter island head beheaded

Squidward's Suicide:
I would practice for my concert than challenge a brat a brawl,
I can break a window from a plane so you can fall.
Nobody cares if you're dead, with your bloody corpse,
With the stretching and blurring making it look deformed.
I committed suicide because i can't stand your shit,
And Homer made a joke because he doesn't care about you bitch
The drawing hyper realistic looks fucking lame
Why do you have to fucking mess around on the fucking plane?!

Dead Bart:
The way you play your clarinet, it sounds like people dying 
And the crowd from the concert had red realistic eyes.
You can't rap at me cause you make no sound,
But you can show 5 frames of dead kids found.
I would tell you to kill yourself, but you beat me to it
Your chance of winning aint your clarinet but you still blew it 
Don't you dare stare at me for fucking 3 seconds,
And I might've died from a fall, but your shot was more wrecking!

Squidward's Suicide:
Your mystery was found because of fucking stalking,
And a black screen with a download link, I won't be installing
When you died, the homes were fucking abandoned,
You were just laying in the casket, when your corpse was stranded.
Your family was staring at you like "THANK GOD!"
The tombstones in the ending had the deaths written on
The credits were silent and handwritten bullshit,
And the dead dates were on the same date as the episode said it!

Sonic.exe:
Ready for round two? Hehehe, let's go
I'll show you two shitpastas that you're just my hoes
Dicknose, you aren't scary, suicide's not exciting
Just play my game if you wanna see frightening
Bart, you're a disappointment dying without style,
Motherfucker, I'll leave your wrecked ass like Kyle
You two are comedies, your freak factor is flawed,
Do I have to repeat? I AM GOD

Tails Doll:
Hahaha...
You'll feel trapped and dead when you enter your bed
I'll be taking your head, all the blood will be spread
I'm the Tails doll, and sonic.exe you will be damned,
You unlocked me friend, and I'm coming back again
Squidward's Suicide, please kill yourself real quick,
And Dead Bart, I hope you get pierced on a stick
I'll be pushing these faggots, with my plushy penetration,
I hope I just made clear, this is your final destination.
I'm as cursed as can be, I'm a haunted lord
I'll snap your back, or I'll slice you with a sword
Knuckles, and Sonic R, dead by now
What you can do to make me calm, is fucking bow
Two stupid cartoons, with a little change.
Like hollow eyelids, or little bites out of his face.
And one stupid hedgehog, from a not scary game, ha
I'll kill you like I killed those kids, Gill and Noah

Happy Appy:
Time to watch some TV, what would you like to watch?
A dubbed over Blue's Clues? Or a show that got banned when it got launched?
I will take you to my van and get this episode unreleased,
Allow me to finish off this battle leaving you tortured and deceased.
Let me make kids entertained with my deadly smile,
My episodes were found, now you all are the missing files
I'm the king of the killing, all of you will be dead,
But don't be scared, death's a cycle, that's natural children.

Cupcakes:
This is your time to pay, this is your Judgement Day
I have my knife sharp, are you ready to play?
Squidward, you're a loner, you can't make a smile,
Dead Bart, you can eat my shorts cause yours are vile.
Sonic.exe, you are too slow,
Tails Doll, you're my dolly, time to add a little bow.
Happy Appy, you don't look happy, no need to cry,
Time to make some cupcakes, so you all better get ready to DIE!

BRVR:
You think you're scary shit? You're taking it a step too far
For you can't grasp the true form of me, BRVR
I'll tear all your precious souls and simulate the same Hell
that I went through, yet I'm not crying like your pussy-selves
My master's deep inside my heart, no matter what, 
it makes me write my darkest thoughts, crafted by all of your blood
I'm going to leave and hope for good rappers among us
Even if it means I'm staying here alone...in the darkness

UBOA:
Time to turn out the lights, so you can't see me killing you,
Oh, you all wanted to win? Well BOO-FUCKING-HOO
Welcome to Hell, would you like to have a bike?
Nah... who cares? You wouldn't even dare to like it
Get ready to be trapped, I am Poniko's true form,
This is my revenge, go and flash it some more.
I'm in many other games, like Me, and .flow, ah!
Guess who the winner is, the answer is UBOA!

The Villager:
Hello Neighbor! how are you? i am really fine,
i got a letter saying it's time to for you to die.
I need to get my axe, but it needs to be cleaned,
from all the villagers that i have ever meet.
I'm the animal crosser, you all are just ripoffs,
I will bury you all, if you will just stop.
I'm the best selling Nintendo game and your winner for now,
you all better evacuate cause the villager came to town!

Suicidemouse.avi:
Hello everybody! It's me Mickey Mouse,
And no one will top me, get out of my clubhouse!
Squidward's Suicide, go back to your concert,
Dead Bart, you know breaking plane windows are hazards
sonic.exe and Tails Doll are gay mates,
Apple and Horse, surrender for God's sakes.
BRVR and UBOA, what a fucking joke,
Suicidemouse.avi, the creepypasta of the most!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Squidward's Suicide vs Dead Bart. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 20

The Chordettes Lollipop Treyy G Festival Trap Remix.Epicenter Bass

『Yandere Simulator』Epic Rap Battles of Akademi - Osana vs Ayano.mp3

I DON'T OWN THIS SONG! 
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnnZxMYBK9Y 
Owner of song: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQTyMsas9G2_NAQkZFI-2UQ

『Yandere Simulator』Epic Rap Battles of Akademi - Osana vs Ayano

haiii domo konichiwa snepais im her with a rap battle for u <333

skepe (me) as koneko-chan
skeep as raku-chan
skeep as poocheee
skeep as pasnsy

writen by watashi nd zim

art by watashi

beet by diaomd style producotn

lyricks: ^_^

Poochee and Pansy:
This won’t have a fairytale ending so go ahead and chase it!
You know that we’re ballin’ so go eye to eye and face it
This faux shoujo’s got no mojo so we’ll cut their series short
So jump to the scare and scream in pain as you retort
Planely, you must be crazy to think cats would win in a dogfight
You’ll see more than a bit of a blood when you find out how dogs bite!
Commissions are open! The sweet NEET’s out of employment
Your show couldn’t even be taken in with ironic enjoyment!

Raku and Koneko:
Animation fight 2 ugly dogs??? Is that supposed 2 be hints??!!?!?!
Ur into reallly weird stuff >_< is this bdMS Paint shitt?????
ur worse than our jiggle fisics, self desprication’s in more then bulimia 
we be spittin a vry fast rap bbtbfbtbb like ah!! Too fast!! Nyyyaaaaa XC
Ur all bark and no bite, yea ur both just big talkers
I had enuff of this gay shit like hitoshi-san and his stalker
nya u stupid ass hoes aho aho baka baka
hurt my fucking feelies and il scream like AAAAAAAAAA

Poochee and Pansy:
Oh no! We’ve gone deaf! This must be our biggest obstacle
What is this kind of evil deed that these pair of slobs have pulled?
Cause you might be breakin’ sounds but you sure ain’t at your peak!
We’re the ruffest pups in the litter! Ain’t even flavor of the week
You’re just a pair of spastics with a matching demographic
While we attract horror addicts like how you are with catnip!
So with your dry tongue licks, I think you both should go and suck it!
We’ve both dogged you out! End of the best friends’ couplets.

Raku and Koneko:
Planely u must be crazy 2 think dogs would win in a catfight
Raku that doesnt work cuz dogfights are about planes. ohh right
Ill hecking frame u for murder but ur a single frame
I dont know how 2 make that into a punchline that was super lame
Ur not important like secondary characters who the heck are u
This litterboxing and u better pick up after urself ew
We’ll gangadiddle hitoshi-san, no fuck off bitch he’s mine
sorry babe, stabs rakuchan, holy h*ck i died for a second time


please end my life

Poochee and Pansy vs Nyan Neko Sugar Girls - Rap Battle Side B

Zombie girl versus a magical girl

Skeep☆Tieel as Kiyoharu Suirenji
Luce as Lily Hoshikawa
Tae Yamada as herself (cameo)

Beat produced by NIME FIVE

Written by Skeep☆Tieel

Kiyoharu Suirenji:
Let’s go, Go, Shrimpy, if you’re branching out to start beef!
I’ll get all up in your face ‘til I’m rapping over your heart beat!
Rock you! Stomp you down until you’re number six feet under!
Lucky your cute looks and tendency to die came from your mother!
You had a life of lies: your sin, faux idol dancing on a string 
Just don’t get, your panties twisted and lose it like Nijimin!
Your death was laughed up, this brat can’t start acting up now!
It’s either grow up, or have fun in undead neverland, Masao.

Lily Hoshikawa:
That’s no good, Kiyorin! My name is Lily when I’m singing this!
Loved your life span? Then you shouldn’t have put a ring on it!
You got out-magic girled by a panty thief predator,
And what junk you have don’t matter, cause you’re still a trash character!
Dragged through the Gatalympics, yet you’re the Magic Stick in the mud!
So let’s make this show cute, Kiyo, and I won’t be spilling blood!
Ask Tae-chan! Your lines bite, but at mine, there’s no sneezin’!
I’ll sign onto your show if it ever gets a second season!

Kiyoharu Suirenji:
That’s as forced your song’s syllables, I do dare to laugh at you, bitch!
I won’t wait to fuck your life up - one piece of face hair beat me to it! (Owch!)
My misfortune’s not for you to decide!
Droppin’ bombs at yet another idol’s funeral televised! 
Your zombie scars don’t phase me any more than Kosame’s slit wrists
Shut that trap or speak up! It’s like you’re slurring all your disses!
You’re a puppy like Romero; Franchouchou’s just Dog’s Play!
A wanna-be Anazawa and you’ll meet the same fate!
Oh, you’ll see those stars above your head right after this fight 
Cause I’m the Admin who returned you to your burial Site!

Lily Hoshikawa:
Dang shame! That face of yours is way too cute to be saying those things!
Dig yourself a hole right through until your tummy’s Kakyoin’d!
People give you crap, get over it! C’est la vie! 
And not be fodder for a bunch of emo AMVs!
I’m the Legendary Child Actor Prodigy, you’re nothing!
Didn’t your Pappy ever tell you that being Meguca is suffering?
Even I wouldn’t sit through your edgy TV drama shlock!
Don’t deadname a dead girl! You can suck on this- (Tae Yamada chicken noises)
Finished this meet-and-beat, I made you cry, bleed stuff!
Don’t bother checking your wrist, miss. Your time with me’s up.

Lily Hoshikawa vs Kiyoharu Suirenji - Rap☆Battle

FNaF VR: Help Wanted dropped, so while the oven's hot, Freddy comes to battle! ...again... Pizza Time Pizza and Fazbear Entertainment, two corporations that are definitely only pizza restaurants and nothing else nope nothing.

GamingPlush64 as the pizza man.
https://soundcloud.com/user-938839005 as Freddy Fazbear.

FNAF:
Hey, Bale! Looking pretty horse when fighting ‘gainst a bear
Who’s glitching like a salesman from The Rest, it isn’t fair!
A witless wix site from the dreamtime will be forgotten like Jeremy
Fazbear’s taking over your spotlight like “I’m a celebrity!”

PTP:
Family, community, pizza restaurant. 
Do not buy FNAF if that is what you want.
You’ll get a Chuck E. Cheese leech and a dash of the occult.
Instead join Pizza Club! (We are not a cult)
Papa Johns? A cult. Domino’s? A cult.
Any missing people that you see is not our fault.
If you’re searching for them, maybe go open the vault,
And consult a certain purple gold rabbit wearing adult.

FNAF:
Your lines were just like your pasta; toxic.
While you’re Cawthon up blood, I got this win on lock; springs.
We’re in cinemas (Freddy laugh) What do you have to laugh for?
We’ve been messing with the minds of children ever since FNaF 4!

PTP:
Quick your crying, child, my roasts burn like an incinerator
We’ve done Pizza in VR since your Pizzeria Simulator
With one phone call I can kill, you just spew out exposition
YOU ARE WORTHLESS, but you won’t be if you join in the ascension

FNAF :
Let me mention, your views are trash placed with your series
About Teletubbies and Cookie Crisp conspiracy theories. 
You’re not near me, so fear me! Your interest has Left-y.
This hack has been locked behind bars, so I say Let’s Eat.

Special thanks to Cacogrins for sponsoring my content!
Join the server! We have fun here! discord.gg/cpvmqUp

Pizza Time Pizza vs Fazbear Entertainment. 24 Hour Rap Battles.

Merry Christmas.............. in July!

garbageGothic as Olive
Elijah as Rudolph
Matthew as the Head Elf
Matthew, Seth W, Vinny, Dustin, Atro, Zawesome, & Light as chorus singers

Lyrics:
Olive:
Wait, Rudolph? Thought you’re an urban legend, a classic
But it seems your special is now known for being problematic
Best beware of this dog before I go and start attacking
No Postman could deliver what I’ve got packin’! (Wow!)
Your mind’s foggy if you don’t think I’ll show Winter wonder
Get the jump on this blunder before the next musical number
It’s the season of dissing cold, so think before you miss a foe
And get bullied away again from kissing right under mistletoes

Rudolph:
Who’s this? You look like no reindeer to me, mutt
You could never stop my motion, no deus ex machina!
Janky as the watch that you sport from Martini
Your lifetime couldn't hold up to your bars, teenie!
With your dull plot, I couldn’t crush you any flatter
Looking like a cutscene from PaRappa the Rapper
So deliver better, punk; this isn't Reindeer games
Comet said “No hitchhiking”, so why you riding off my fame?

Olive:
Don’t have a mis-fit, we shouldn’t fight at Christmas
Or else you’ll be written on the very top of my diss list
Bah humbug; your verse was so trash, it’s
Got the head elf asking, “Why weren’t you at rap practice?!”
Heard it from the Ol’ Saint; saving Christmas is my callin’!
Envying the Other Reindeer, green like Olives, I’m solid!
Ear piercing like the high pitched noise your nose got
Abominably overrated, you should’ve stayed as a song!

Rudolph:
Quit toying with me, this ain’t the Island of Misfits
Santa’s Little Helper should go fly back to The Simpsons
Delusional, use your opposable thumbs to get a grip
Only reason you exist is ‘cause people misheard a lyric!
Nothin’ but a crude doodle, like you’re drawn by a child
You couldn’t get around my bars even with a metal file
Peppermint mine rhymes so cold, it’s time to cool off
You'll go down in history as the dog that lost to Rudolph!

Written by Matthew Thomas, Freshy Kanal, and Skeep★Tieel

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas

Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer vs Olive, the Other Reindeer. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB7DTujoZY4

Lyrics translated (not adapted) to English:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x5ClFtIcwH89ZANe-MgbSlqSWT2k9TOBJfqb-4BH5FM/edit?usp=sharing

Intro:
(Rick) Sólo presiona un botón, Morty, dame un ritmo!
( Morty) Oh, vaya, bien, de acuerdo...

Rick Sanchez:

No veo el punto en rapear con un cínico!
Que se cree un gángster por ser un buen químico!
Eres Heisenberg! temido por todos afuera!
Pero en casa con tu esposa saben que eres su perra!
Morty: 
Aw Rick, qué es esto?!  (Una batalla de rap...)
Rick:
Me compararon con el Don Limpio de Breaking Bad!
Morty:
Siquiera nos animaron...? (Son flojos, no.)
Rick:
Pero da igual, Morty! Cállate y escucha este flow...
...RICKOSO, cuando me cago en Walter White!
Con una paliza peor que la que te dio Mike!
Con que eres gallo, Pollo Hermano? pues a batallar!
Llama a Saúl, alguien te va a tener que Vindicar!
Vender drogas por el cáncer? Qué excusa de mierda!
Yo hubiese inventado la cura... ya sabes, CIENCIA, PERRA
Y con tu pinta de Flanders en vejéz, ya ves
Que tras esta batalla puedo decir... "Me cogí a Ned"!

Walter White:

El hombre más listo del universo...
Con un fandom que equivale a todo eso en inverso!
Tantas dimensiones y universos distintos
Y tu chiste más notorio es ser un puto pepino!
Somos opuestos, yo tengo un imperio!
Tú estás viviendo en un garage jugando con tu nieto!

Jesse Pinkman:
De la señal, señor White, y le disparo a esta perra!
Tipos así me asquean. (Jesse, no, espera!)

Walter White:
...Tengo rimas peor que ricina!
Te queman como un oso dentro de una piscina!
Sabes lo que se avecina, cuando Heisenberg cocina
Estas letras adictivas como metanfetamina!
Las cosas que hice, fueron por mi familia!
La tuya sólo te sirve de conejillo de indias!
Toma mi consejo en el que vas con tu Concejo
O vas a terminar en un barril de ácido, disuelto!

Rick Sanchez:

Lo hiciste por tu familia, señor "yo soy el peligro”?!
Esa mierda ya es tan inválida cómo tu hijo!
Oh mierda, fui muy lejos, acaso?...
Bueno, tú trataste con nazis, Walter, Ni YO he caído tan bajo!
Cómo mierda fue que Hank se tardó tanto en descubrirlos?!
Mientes peor que Morty pidiendo un robot crea-niños! (OYE!)
Tú golpea lo que quieras que yo haré explotar la puerta...
...al cantar "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB" y comenzar la fiesta!

Walter White:

La Química es el estudio de lo que cambia...
Como el cambio que sufrió Doc para terminar sin gracia!
Ir muy lejos? tus chistes tópicos? Nah!
Querrás Volverlos al Futuro con lo anticuados que están!
Trae a un Señor Meseeks, te veo Pequeño, Rick!
Pues hasta una puta mosca me afecta más que ti!
Así que sigue borracho y disfruta de tu bebida...
Pero ten cuidado o quizás termines como Lydia...

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Mixing by Dustin (Freshy Kanal)
Writing by Enzo, Kris and Ticci
Everything else by Enzo

Rick Sanchez vs Walter White

Instrumental y voz de Sans - https://soundcloud.com/cyancoat/
Mezcla de audio y voz de Scorpion - ASZ (Batallas Súper Geniales de Rap)
Video: https://youtu.be/gKLPzlmWMrY

Lyrics translated (not adapted) into English: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TDDJFBL2Qh3ymZJIHfgBBPEnC51zC9y5N37q19Ng-k8/edit

Sans:
*diría que hace un lindo día, sabes? pero-né.
*tipos como tú deberían arder en el netherrealm…
*con un uno de HP, pero tú vas “bajo cero”
*pues cual Noob perdiste todo y ya estás hecho puro hueso!
*y puede que yo sea vago, pero tú has visto tus clones?...
*...eres sólo uno de doscientos ninjas de colores!
*Ghost Rider se cabreó, y ahora D’vorah-do está
*pero con un Super Smash voy a darle Kom-bad time...

Scorpion:
Gastas mi tiempo con tu intento de humor...
Hasta el patán de Johnny Cage hace comedia mejor!
Super Smash? Sí... como disfraz, en fin
Pues en Nintendo no hay quien te diga VEN AQUÍ!
La venganza va a ser mía!, no vencerás a un ninja...
...cuando tu peor enemiga. fue una niña con cuchillas!
Represento al Shirai Ryu, la furia de mi clan...
Mientras tu imagen burlada es la furry-a de tus fans!
Lanzo mi arpón, “Ketchup” va a volar!
Y si te pones a esquivar, 	sucker-punch!
Dejaste que sangre corra, quedándote ahí parado...
...Un cobarde sans honor, y sans hermano!

Sans:
*¿eso fue todo? ¿dónde está ese fuego que escupías?
*más que calientes, esas rimas están ‘tibias’
*y tu juego? huele a pasta… del tipo espeluznante
*desde gráficos realistas hasta sangre abundante, heh
*aprende a relajarte y sigue cebando mates...
*no eres uno para hablar de estar saliendo en memes malos!
*perder a tu familia te hizo loco de remate
*y al final te convertirte en un asesino de hermanos!
*tus pecados van subiendo por tu espina dorsal...
*ah, no, sólo es Quan Chi dándote tu final…
*Nintendo?, en serio?, me adoran, por favor!
*como ninja no hay honor si te censuran en Japón!
*has sido manipulado, estás viviendo una mentira
*pero tal vez con un reboot tu dignidad sobreviva...
*porque estoy al tanto de que esto se va a detener...
*tanto Kronika como Ed aman usar el reset...

Scorpion:
Tu mundo nevado no es Extraño, Jack!
Un cliché retro como un mal romhack!
Es mejor que empaques todo y vuelvas a Earthbound
Porque es obvio que en Kombate no aguantarías ni un Round!
Con tu crush por cabras, qué sabes de dignidad?
Tu único propósito es tener una ‘Animalidad’
Un cambio de color con Telekinesis no hace daño
tratar de azularme es cometer un Error Macro!
No soy nuevo en pulverizar huesos...
 Y con Determinación, Misericordia no muestro...
Tu idealismo es tu peor debilidad
Ésta ruta genocida acaba en fatalidad.

Sans vs Scorpion

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guj9353XEnI
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Resubido por un error de mezcla, gracias a MASTEREDIT por la asistencia.
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Saitama: CyanCoat
Dr. Manhattan: 3Prayt
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Lyrics translated (not adapted) to English: docs.google.com/document/d/11yEEV…IZo6QAHBhnqs/edit

Letra:
Saitama (00:15):

Genos, Mira, es un Genocida…
Un villano cree que tiene lo que se necesita...
Detendré tu tiranía, y quizás seré más popular...
Mi oferta de mercado va a ser One Punch-line!
Tu vida iba genial, Doctor Jon Osterman…
Hasta que te compraron y fuiste un poster más!
Según vi te llaman “el más fuerte del universo”
Pero dudo que un pitufo sobrepase mis versos...

Doctor Manhattan (00:36):

Gracioso, he conocido a un Comediante ya
Y acabó hecho un cuerpo tieso como tú lo serás
Ya he oído de tí, el hombre de Un Sólo Puño
Creo que te queda más “El Pony de Un Sólo Truco”
Y tu meta... es que te apaleen por primera vez...
Una reflexión simétrica del Capitán Carnage
Si tanto lo deseas, podría cumplir ese sueño
Y el universo ni siquiera se daría cuenta de ello...

Saitama (00:57):

Sobrevivir a un accidente no va a hacerte nunca un héroe!
Yo he tenido que entrenarme para ser realmente fuerte!
Nunca darme por vencido, con mi voluntad de hierro
Mientras tú sólo hacías lo que decía tu gobierno!

Doctor Manhattan (01:07):

Ser heroico es relativo, no tiene objetividad
La humanidad ya me alaba, sólo mira a Vietnam
A ti no te reconocen, te ven como un chiste sólo...
Una “C”... pues no eres más que otra vida de Carbono

Saitama (01:16):

Toma ya, el robot tiene sentido del humor?
He visto a Genos destrozado mostrando más emoción!
Dices ser Omnipotente, pero un poder que no tienes...
...se llama "decencia humana", nadie quiere verte el pene!
Tienes bolas azules, tus parejas se van!
Para que acabes cuerneado por un Búho anti social!
Y te enrollas con adolescentes? qué asco me das...
Viejo Verde Lolicon, en un Tornado te irás!
Y qué harás tú? estás más chiflado que Alan Moore!
Se arrepiente de haber dado cheats al Blue Man Group
Soy tu día del juicio, el tiempo se va a acabar!
Y no hace falta hablar del cáncer para hacerte evacuar!
Te hubieses quedado en Marte, relojero fracasado
Ahora es tarde, aunque escapes, te alcanzo con sólo un salto!
Te llamaron Manhattan por las bombas en Japón?
Pues haz conocido a tu Doctor Pearl Harbor, cabrón...

Doctor Manhattan (01:59):

Dos minutos al pasado, empezaba esta batalla
Uno más en el futuro, dicen que “Manhattan gana”
En el presente… estoy decepcionado, Saitama
Desintegrar a mi avatar no va a lograr hacerme nada.
Hablar de mi autor? muy meta, en verdad
Por qué no hablamos del tuyo? el que no sabe dibujar...
Te haré ver como sus bocetos con sólo pensarlo
A una amenaza nivel Dios parece que has provocado...
Pero sabes? No creo que exista un creador!
Y si lo hay, te aseguro que soy mucho peor!
Podría mandarte a caminar la superficie del sol!
Y no podrás decir ni OK cuando te deje KO!
Puedo elegir sólo mirar como se extingue tu especie!
Para mi tu ser no es más que la termita más fuerte!
Que tengas un seguimiento y tu franquicia sea aclamada...
ESE es el real milagro de la termodinámica…

Saitama (02:40):

Uh… sobrevivió un golpe mío...
Será este el combate que al fin suponga un desafío?

Manhattan:

Un simple humano logrando lo que ni los taquiones?
Había olvidado el no saber, el sentir emociones...
Pero incluso viendo hilos, no puedo ver ningún punto...
...En debatir sobre un beat por el destino del mundo…

Saitama:
Me da igual tu filosofía, soy héroe por diversión...
Y si eres Vigilante, quién te vigila soy yo!

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Temas remixeados para el beat:
JAM Project - The Hero
Watchmen OST - Pruit Igoe and Prophecies

Letra escrita por Cyan, The Soul, Cloud17 y Eledian

Saitama vs Doctor Manhattan

Bearandrocky1 as Marceline
Avav as Raven

Marceline:
It came from the Nightosphere, but really appears to be
Daria becoming emo, started lacking vitamin C
The queen of beast’s dreams, must be crazy to wear that crown
Take H.I.V.E Five, Ravine, I’m gonna bury you in the ground
I’m going Ham-bo, yeah, that happens when I’m red starved
A girl with a tree-stiff personality’s about to get carved
This coward’s green with envy, see in the future that you’re done for
I’ll show why I’m not a hu-de-mon hybrid anymore! 

Raven:
Gotta hand it to you, you do mirror a demon enchanted
Daddy’s little girl wishes to be beat? Your one wish is granted
Sing a song about empathy and your mind’s tampered with ice
If my rage is any hint, you can tell I’m not nice
I have a thesis that I’ll beat this with feet or telekinesis
Ain’t you sweet, blood-sucking queen, your Bubblegum Princess is needed
Undermine a douche used for princess duty, you sure are bats
Who’s the boss Marceline of Red Rock? ...you get a pass

Marceline:
This fool’s at stake, thinkin’ she’s fly with vamps about
I drop bars and the ax bass when this lamprey preys on trout
Think you have daddy issues? You’re trigon in my nightosphere
I’m cold-frying the with no soul like my name was Hunson Abadeer

Raven:
Not inclined with rap slang but I know a thing about curses
Hell, I’d see colder disses if Simon wrote your verses
Heed, my four eyes mean trouble, you’re chewed up by one in a bubble
So go hide in your closet or get your meat deli from schwabl

Raven vs Marceline - Rap Battle

LYRICS

Billy Lenz:
Roast a bag of bones trapped in snow? He can be my guest...
‘Cause what I’m rapping has no limits when I leave a crest right on his chest!
Became an internet joke ‘til they replaced and scrapped you
Now all we have to remember you is 4 beats from 1 tune!
I got the slasher theme in the mainstream and was cemented as a classic
You got kids kickin’ your ass, bitch; even I could slash Frisk!
Hoping that you meet your friends when I stab you with the end of antlers
And leave your skeleton floating down the river, nobody came to lend a hand sir

Sans:
*your pig squeals don’t scare me, I’ve been more spooked from hot dogs
*got schooled by school girls and still think you’re the top, dawg?

Billy Lenz:
Bragging about being a vendor? Oh, what a comedian...
You’re the second most disgusting thing I’ve seen come out of Deviants!

Sans:
*you’re a megalomaniac, I’m golden! I’m the boss, that’s just the way I was coded
*man, I’m servin’ up a blizzard to leave your sorority Snowdin

Billy Lenz:
Can’t say you’re golden or a boss, when all you want is to bone a goat mother!
It’s nice you’re buddies with Nintendo, ‘cause they’ll rehash you when I Smash apart this Brother!

Sans:
*well if you wanted to make enemies, I’d suggest not picking this timeline
*because your rhymes spite from your limelight and your 2nd remake gives you no life
*when you made phone calls and left blood on walls in a lackluster slasher thriller
*and left your house empty, like a dirty sister killer...
*call me unproductive, but the same could be said for your lame production
*you’ll see a real Black Christmas when I burn you in the home that you stuck with
*pushing my buttons? that’s a nice way to die. So eat your words and another eye
*i let killers like you burn in hell, but you’re still traumatized by how your mama died

Freshy Kanal As Billy Lenz
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Krystal as Sans

Written by Rabi
Additional Help by B O R K
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
@borkrulesok
Art by ColeDaCole
@coledacole
Thumbnail by Rabi

Billy Lenz vs. Sans - Rap Battle

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn9xa2_3r0Y

Resubida porque Soundcloud comprimió el audio a la mierda y ya no lo soporto

CyanCoat como Kenny McCormick
Bendercat como Krillin!

Lyrics translated (not adapted) to English: docs.google.com/document/d/1vrlAG…d1jAJhsIcAQ/edit#

Kenny:
Bienvenido a South Park, pásala bien aquí....
Señor Jefferson, creo que se olvidó la nariz...
Se supone que tu show es aclamado por los fans?
He visto historia mejor y menos gritos en Hentai!
Toriyama no anda usando la Imaginacion-Landia
Junta las esferas y pide que hagan nuevas tramas
Soy un Ninja, perra!, mejor grita por ayuda...
...porque puedo hacer más que sacarte un ojo, hijo de-
(kenny es atropellado por el autobús)

Krillin:
Oh Kamisama mío, mataron al hip hop!
Qué sería de ese verso sin los subtítulos?
Para un niño hablas mucho, pero estás mejor mudo
Este cerdo tiene insultos más cochinos que Oolong!
Y una boca muy sucia, igual que la de tu novia...
Morir tras un concierto de los Jonas no te agobia?
Con un simple Ki Blast podría mandarte a volar
Y esta vez no habrán cenizas que Cartman pueda tomar!

Kenny:
Hablando de Cartman, fuiste como él de niño!
Eras tan insoportable que Goku fue tu enemigo!
Y quieres hablar de mamadas? cuáles son tus precios?
Te volviste su puta sin futuro de guerrero!
Estás chupándole la Vara, esa es la Verdad!
Como el Butters de tu equipo, te quedaste atrás
Y ahora te juntas con aliens, pero va a hacer mal
Cuando te enseñen el KAME HAME SONDA ANAL!
Van a matarte de nuevo y echarte un señor mojón
Y no resucitarás, condolencias a Marrón
Es que eres un peso muerto para los Guerreros Z
Como el peso en Dieciocho cuando cuelgue de sus-

Krillin:
Creo que queseas si con eso fantaseas
Ellas quieren a un hombre, Kenny, no a una princesas!
No te cagues en las bolas, de Dragón, quiero decir
Podrían cumplir tu deseo de ser una chica al fin!
Tu estilo es tan asqueroso que ratas quieren comerlo
No sé qué es más pobre, tu familia o tus versos!
Golpe bajo?, lo siento, mejor me contendré
No quiero que esto sea un juego de “PATEA AL BEBÉ”
Ser Butters implicaría que tengo más relevancia
O es que olvidas cuando fue tu reemplazo una temporada?
Tanto tú como tu show tendrían que haberse muerto ahí
Y así podrían hacer algo que Los Simpson no al fin!

Kenny (Mysterion):
Y tú crees que tu mierda de anime lo merece?
Es un Mysterion que aún los dejen jugar a ser Super-Héroes!
Cuando esto se haya acabado y te haya dado una paliza
Haz lo único en lo que sirves, tráeme una puta semilla!

Krillin:
Seguido por Ten Shin Han, soy el humano más intenso!..
Y tu abrigo es el trapo con el que limpian el suelo!
Por morir y revivir nos vienen a comparar?
Si es así, tendrías más suerte contra esta serie de rap!

Letra escrita por CyanCoat y TheSoul.

Kenny vs Krillin

Welcome to the first bonus battle from Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Chao as Arthur
Jacob as Arnold
garbageGothic as Helga
Matthew, Commander Jacob, Fightmarker, Astro, Geon, Underscores, Dustin, & MetaMachine as “Hey!”

Lyrics:
Arthur:
Hey!
It used to be a wonderful day
Until a kilt wearing football was thrown in my way!
This aardvark drops bars hard going up
Against Stewie Griffin from All Grown Up
Both our shows aired on the same day in '96
But remind me, which premiere truly became a mighty hit?
Not the World’s Greatest Gleeper who just took my design
Just to get a slice of the slice-of-life pot pie!

Arnold:
A ham-fisted verse? Don't let a fella get cocky
I know you'll hate this rapping, like you're Helga Pataki
Gerald once told me the story of the Ghost Bride
Though the horrors in that couldn’t compare to your first design
Always dreaming of becoming a celebrity? Well peep this
You'll never be popular, you fit more on the geek list
I can tell you're gonna mumble in your verse right after
'Cause you've dropped the ball harder than all of my voice actors

Arthur:
Oh Arnold, your series isn’t even worth the bother
While you were at jump street, I made friends with Mr. Rogers
You came up short, man. Like Binky, you can’t throw hands
I’mma leave you like your parents; alone with your gramps

Arnold:
You’ve over-egged the tapioca, while I got two hit movies
Can’t wake up to the facts? You must be hitting up the smoothies
That belittling was worse than when you hit your little sis
I might as well call this Arthur’s Big Sh-
Helga:
Arnold!

Written by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Underscores, Brodecai, & Adroitwhiz

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Dustin & Light

Beat by George Georgia of Audio Network

Arthur vs Arnold. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

Tributo en Español a ERB.

Spanish ERB Tribute.

www.youtube.com/guerrasderap

Rick Sanchez vs Walter White

Guerras De Rap