Fightmarker as Pico
Kamren as Baldi
Written by Fight, Cole, and Rabi
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Baldi SFM by Fightmarker
Pico TN art by Nooby
Mixed by Mightfarker

Pico’s School
School’s in! Guns out! There’s nowhere to run now!
And looking at this dumb clown, it’s clear you broke no New Grounds
Whether it’s beatboxing or rap, I always got the strap!
It’s Flash vs Trash, I’ll Blam This Piece of Crap!
made goth kids drop quick, a site’s what I started
then I look over to your audience how’s your fanbase more toxic
You’re running out of clicks, new modes and field trips
Now you’re ending up just flinging shit at the wall till it sticks!
Smoke you out like herbs, you get on my nerves
Observed this stalking perve, being put on a list is what you deserve
claim to be ironic, then make profit off the tropes you stole, dick
So doubt anything you can spit compares to the shots that I’ve Unloaded

Baldi
Wow! That was horrible! Too much profanity 
Don’t know what I’d imagine, when he’d parodied a tragedy 
Educating’s my profession so I’ll teach this offensive kid a lesson
Cause intolerant tools like you should be rotting in detention!
I’m loved worldwide, just ask my Kickstarter backers
While this kid was abandoned and replaced with Castle Crashers
I see you’re failing in all your classes that’s quite a shame but 
I’ll still give you a reward
it’s Baldeez Nuts
Seeing how these edgy rebels act, I find it perplexing 
That like Flash Player, you and Nene fail to have a connection
Violence in my school is forbidden, just you being here makes me pissed
And with your how site treats Tankman, seems not even they want you to exist

Pico’s School
I’m Uber, you’re an Ubër kid, so let me get this through to you, teach’
Rulers are out of the equation when I pack two of these Uzis
Don’t rap against me Baldi, this ain’t something to lose your head over
Not my fault you’re running this track like you were tripped back by B Soda!
Don’t need Darnell to Play with Fire, I’m the inextinguishable dickhead slayer!
While your fame’s quickly descending; Baldi’s falling down the Elevator!
Now before you drop dead, try this problem instead
My gun’s lead plus your bald head equals me coating the walls red!

Baldi
I heard every line you said were those meant to make me upset?
Cause you were just blowing smoke, like one of your cigarettes 
But you managed to finally kill your verse with your Funkin’ Night band!
Now the only thing left for you to do is GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
HERE’S A LESSON MORE IMPACTFUL THAN JUST APPLES AND BANANAS
A MASSACRE TO MAKE YOU PRAY FOR SHOOTOUTS WITH CASANDRA
ALL YOUR DISSES PHASED THROUGH YOU SHOULD FIX YOUR AIM DUDE
VIEWER’S DEVICES ARE UNABLE TO PROCESS THE BEATING I JUST GAVE YOU

Baldi
ha...

Pico's School vs Baldi's Basics. rap battle. by fightmarker.

CAST:
Alex M. as Gex
Dani as Conker
Alex, Dee and Dustin as audience

CREW:
Written by: Dee:NV, Commander Jacob, Swoldow, Henry, ColeDaCole
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Beat produced by: Beatg33kz
Mixing & Mastering by: Freshy Kanal

Conker (Drunk):
Ok, hold on a second.

It’s time for me to put this softie in a coffin
You’re such a (hic) a... uhh… f$#k, I forgot it...
Ahh.. this s#@t's too wordy for me to handle..

Gex:
Alright, then I shall be the one to start this battle!
It’s Gex! ‘Bout to tail a fuckin’ squirrel
For a guy who's always drunk, dude you make me wanna hurl.
'Cuz you’re pathetic, an apathetic little twerp with no standards.
Who’s trying to stick his dick in Berri-

Conker (Drunk):
Hey! That’s not true, man (err)

Gex:
Show some manners, it’s the face of Crystal that you’re talking with
Charismatic, while you’re standing static on a falling ship.
It’s kinda Rare to see a game of yours that doesn’t get lost.
Just admit it, Conk buddy you’re Micro- soft.
You couldn’t be half of me if you tried.
Banjo stole the show and your legacy died.
So don’t step to me, guy. Keep your two tooth mouth shut
Actually, since you’re a squirrel, why don’t you chew on- these nuts?

Conker:
Ha, that’s funny. Shame all your other jokes are lame
It’s expected from some lizard who watches TV all day.
I’m a trash-talking vintage icon that people love.
While you ended up like Duke Nukem, pretty washed up.
So bow down to the king. Gaze upon the ching I bring
You licked your way to the top and still couldn't be a match for me.
I brought the world a new world and brought joy to other people
One game already blew up, I didn’t need a f$#ing sequel.
You needed 3 games yet no one remembers your name.
So I sure hope you enjoyed your 4 years of little to no fame (Ha)
We’re not the same, you’re a has-been with no profession
While I sip on this glass of milk, chilling with other legends.

Gex:
I’m locked and loaded, little rodent, best pull out your frying pan
Man, you’re not a legend, but that doesn’t mean you’re not dead.
‘Cus fact is, you’re a fad. Just a bozo with no class
So suck it up, drunko, this gecko just kicked your ass.

Conker:
You really think you can outmatch this soldier on the ring?
Dude, you're so full of s@#t, atleast the Mighty Poo can sing
I'm sure the fans wouldn't like to hear about your tragic past.
Let's just say, your franchise bombed harder- than your dad

Conker vs Gex. Season 1.5

CAST:
Jacob G as Gordon Freeman
Alex M. as William J. Blazkowicz

CREW:
Written by: Dee:NV and Krystal
Thumbnail by: Fightmarker
Beat produced by: 2Deep
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Mastered by: Sebb

LYRICS:

B.J. Blazkowicz:
I come strapped from the depths of the south
You must’ve been whacked again if you think you can take me out
‘Cause you’re messin’ with the captain, Blazko
Packed with assault rifles, blastin’ nazi assholes
Ask my peers, I can commonly handle morphine
But playing your games nearly put me to sleep
While I’ve been servin’ leaders beatings since I was 2.5D
Your game is such a ripoff, you had to copy from me
You ain’t got these guns
You’re a sloppy pun
A personality emptier than Rudi’s nazi dog
While this lab rat needs a suit to shoot
Even when half-naked, I still rip open more heads than you. (Yeah!)
Soldiers shrivel when they stumble upon Terror Billy
Placin’ anarchy on nazi cities with no pity
So before I unload on this dull-looking doc
Let’s hear what you’ve got to spit
If you can even talk

Gordon Freeman:
…

Barney Calhoun:
Hey Gordon!
I think you dropped this back in Black Mesa
Good luck out there, buddy

Gordon Freeman:
It’s funny how the man with two hits on his brain
Is the one here trying to lecture me on wits (Wait!)
Is this the blond version of Doomguy or something?
And your game's so forgotten, it's not really astounding
 Like, maybe if you weren't so corny and boring
With gameplay you dare to call "gory"
You'd have more success
Your franchise is deep in the trench
While it's been over 20 years and I'm still toppin’ Top 10s
So, sit down, amateur
It doesn't take a scientist to know
That your flows were at absolutely zero temperature
Call me frail, like you’ve got much to say
When I’m on the mic I cause a freakin’ Resonance Cascade
I’ve got the brains and the brawn
As this fuckowicz is still contemplating on the loss of his schlong
I’ve wiped enough american soldiers, man
You’re really no bother
But at least you're not as much of a failure as your daughters

William J. Blazkowicz:
You wanna talk about being a father, you soulless fucking virgin?
I’d have more of a fight with the other Gordon, the big beard version

Gordon Freeman:
This is a scientific fact
And I’m not boastin’
But every Thursday, your Anya and I engage in perpetual motion
I’m a glowin’ masterpiece, PhD

William J. Blazkowicz:
At being nothing but a walking meme

Gordon Freeman:
And it doesn’t come as no surprise that you’re a limping fad
But I’m sure you’re used to taking beatings
Why don’t you ask your dad?

William J. Blazkowicz:
Count to 4. Inhale.
Count to 4. Exhale.
All the things that I’ve witnessed can make a man cry
Bring Anya up again, I’ll scrap you up like Dr. Eli
You’re really thinking you can beat me? That’s absurd
I’m an american hero
You’re fan service for nerds
I lead the world to freedom
A fuckin’ walkin’ rocket
You call yourself the free man? You’re nothing but G-Man’s puppet
I ain’t no monarchist but hand me the crown
‘Cause your franchise was so tainted
You could say it was hunted down

Gordon:
Ha ha
It seems your mind’s still stuck in outer space
You tried to step up to me and you fucked up your face
Still lookin’ back at all the chances you blew?
You’ve been rotting for 30 years, not even young blood could save you
All the particles I’m spouting on this mic are anomalous and harmful for your body.
Why do you even try?
I could take you for another episode, but
It looks like we’re running out of... 

G-Man:
Time, Dr. Freeman?

Gordon Freeman vs B.J. Blazkowicz. Season 2

whoa spooky dice!!!

acemusic as Celestia Ludenberg
AdamDRB as King Dice
Beat produced by Jota Rodriguez
Written by Trakked, Dilly and Chandler
Chiseled by BuffaloBrandon
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby

Battle:
Dice:
I've heard of your bouts an' it's a pleasure to have ya
It's the Ultimate Gambler 'gainst a king of higher stature
Put the finger down, kid, this ain't a game of charades
Manipulated deadly games, now you're the one getting played
With tik tok teens dressing up as ya for attention
They'll need a content warning when I come and bring ya end kid
You're familiar with death, got Marie Antoinette'd
But I betcha didn't expect another fiery ending!

Celeste:
Greetings, Mr. Dice! Have we not been introduced?
I assume you use your stubborn demeanor as an excuse
To hide your insecurities, yes, I can see through you
You're a puppet being used by the devil; voodoo
I retain my elegance through all matters of situations;
You can't maintain your relevance stuck in the Devil's basement
'Tis a shame your negligence led to your last encasement
I wouldn't even use your sorry ass as entertainment!
Pardon me, but I find you less scary than your attacks
Just another crooked evil mobster that failed to adapt
The curtains fall on your performance and I bid you adieu
With a worse lyrical beating; that's a Knockout for you

Dice:
Didn't you hear my song? You best not mess with me.
You don't deserve a castle, moreso a penitentiary
With that ugly mug, you sure know how to waste a hand
No wonder your fandom thinks you're the gayest in the land!
Used to blunt force trauma, so I'll hit ya with these bars
With a name like Celeste, ya must be used to seeing stars!
Now stuck inside a horrid place, wishin' away for freedom
While Mr. Dice is loaded with the stacks of cash you dream of

Celeste:
I don't trade deals with swine, you belligerent fool!
Think you're all high and mighty, but just used as a tool
It's ironic Hifumi's a better servant than your minions
You're not even worthy to work within my dominion!
Your plot leaves heads rolling and that doesn't entice 
When you’ve got a head yourself made of literal dice!
I'll erase the face of this disgrace with horrid luck, too
So I shall make my exit; final words? Fuck you.

Dice:
See, I'm actually royalty, they think you're a queen?
Another sinner at my doorstep that I'll stomp out with ease
You can't deceive me, believe me, with all your fake lies
This two-face just put a new meaning into snake eyes!

Celestia Ludenberg vs King Dice - Rap Cypher #17

#rapbattle #papalouie #fivenightsatfreddys

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ennway as papa louie
swoldow as freddy fazbear

written by dilly, swoldow, masong, cri, 01tyler10
mixed by ennway
beat prod. by anywaywell
art by jesseboxvo and triplestabber
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

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Papa Louie vs Freddy Fazbear - Bonus Battle! (2022)

This was actually the first of my battles to be written but because of delays its here now


Nela IWNL as This Man - https://www.youtube.com/c/NelaIWNL
King Mewtwo as Wario Apparition - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dA
Art by Shnuzzlezz and 01Tyler10
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Writing: Cri
Additional help: Nooby 
Mixed by Light
Beat by Ihaksi - https://www.beatstars.com/ihaksi

Wario Apparition:
Let’s-a-go back to 2008 and look into my eyes
DONOTRESEARCH the pedo-pasta who wasn’t properly advertised
Today I think that they should make a movie that's based on your demise 
For in this battle you can not hide cause all of my verses are personalized 
From Tick Tock Clock to my Dire Dire Docks
Your shit fell off, while my files fire off
4chan exposed your whole shpeel. How could you step to a-number one?
Want to prove your L is real? Now WARIO will show you fun

This Man: 
Have you ever seen a man that only appears in your dreams?
A man that makes your insanity fall and break at its seams?
A man that is capable of spitting a verse so clean
Think of This Man now. Have you ever dreamed of me?
When it comes to quality you’re about on par with your videos
Was forgotten in time and I gotta say that’s just how your story goes
You’ll never be able to give Peach your pipe no matter how much you shoehorn rhymes
But when I go to rock the mic, it’s more than bars that you will find

Wario Apparition:
So you really want to mess with me? Winners don't do LSD.
But I think a pampered potion could do a lot to you, you see?
You pick a style and get put on files then This Man disappears for awhile 
Yet still tries seem vile with an unnerving smile and needs to be kept away from a child
Oh please, you can’t be serious, more 2-D than Polybius
Cuckoo crazy thinking you’re winning this, still less drawn out than his series is
Was taking up grades but now went and made a life of existential dread
Yet despite his decapitated figure This Man still couldn't get a-head (WAH!)

This Man:
You’re just another glitch while This Man is a haunting curse 
I know it’s you who stinks since you went and shit on your whole verse
You know I’m man’s Dream when it comes to speedrunning this task
But Mario’s Man Door only seems to got that gas
Wario was number one but came last on the track 
But when you cater just to children I guess I’ll give you a pass
When it came to your existence, another unsolved mystery in this fight 
Wario didn’t show me fun but now will dream forever, Goodnight

Wario Apparition Vs This Man - Bonuses By Cri (ft. King Mewtwo and Nela IWNL)

Light_IWNL as Victor
Alen as Muscle Man
Written by Alen & ColeTheCole
Thumbnail by Alen
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by Light_IWNL

(Intro)

Victor: WHO BLEW THIS BUBBLE

Muscle Man: MY MOM!

Victor: I’LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

(0:06)
FAC RAP BATTLES
VICTOR
VERSUS
MUSCLE MAN
BEGIN!

(0:10) Victor:
Hey, Mitch. I’ve got a claim. You can tell me if it’s crazy.
I’ve a suspicion you’re an obese, lazy, fucking slacker baby.
This dumb, disgusting green fuck clearly doesn't belong;
You better leave. You'll sink the Tugboat if you're stayin' for too long.
I’ll break down your kart and give you a few gas leaks, 
My raps’ll heat you harder than the burns on your ass cheeks.
You can either take a punch or one of these verbal bombs.
I’ll be fucking you up harder than the trauma from Uncle John.

(0:31) Muscle Man:
I’m not fat, bro! Move elsewhere and shut the fuck up!
Don’t need to lift iron to crush every fish at the Thug Tug!
Honestly, your words couldn’t cut me if they tried,
I’ll have you floating up, maybe you could battle against Fives!
Leave you fried; serve your ass like a shift at the snack shack
If I wanted intimidation, I’d go to the forest for a lapse back
This your second fight? I think you should feel grateful, bro!
You’re appearing here more than you’ve appeared in your own show!

(0:53) Victor:
All you’ve here done is flex despite lacking the components.
Like, all it takes to leave this fat ass shaking is a donut.
You call yourself a prankster? You’re real far from the sickest.
This stupid fuck got trolled by a basic lottery ticket.
Oh, so you’re so strong? You sure lack the mental power.
I’ll leave this daddy-issued bitch crying again in the shower.
This dumb ass bombed at improv; get the mic out of your palms,
You know who else packs a fat, bomb ass? YOUR MOM!

(Victor punches muscle man in the stomach)

(OOUGGHH!!!!)
Muscle Man:
(Cough cough) .. Heh.. Nice try bro..
The best prank ever, ‘cause I totes deflected your blow, bro..
‘Cause when comin’ to fights, you should know I’m no slouch,
You’re sucking even more than I suck from my gravy pouch!
And that shit was so weak, like, do you even lift, bro?
I’ve felt rougher hits bangin’ to a Fist Pump gig, bro!
Throw this wack shit in the crash pit; acting tough? You ain’t worth shit
Beat Victor’s stupid ass; guess what? IT WAS WORTH IT!!

alen note: i'm so sorry this is the dumbest fucking shit we've made
i promise we're working on actual battles too

Victor vs. Muscle Man. Rap Battle #5

ANIME RAP BATTLE: SPIKE VS DANDY

Spike Spiegel: Gianni Matragrano

Space Dandy: Mancha

Julia: K.C

Mixed by: Freshy Kanal

Production: Kustom

Spike:
Let's Jam!

*Beat kicks in*

Spike:
Hold the Peppers Jet, I don’t need it to beat
This small fry cause everything from my mouth is heat!
Try to fight back or surrender, it’s your choice
I’m the master of Dubs both in battles and voice
I jam with the solar system and I dance with the stars
I’m the biggest shot in the game with my Jericho bars
Man oh man I feel bad for your viewers
Watching this galactic virgin hyping up hooters
My right eye is a reminder of what I’ve been through
When you fuck up? Bam! A new universe for you!
This cowardly sleaze has no redeemable trait!
I’m sad Watanabe thought you’d carry my weight

Dandy:
ALOHA BABYYYYYYY
*Beat kicks in*
Try to act tough, but you don’t impress Dandy
Ya can’t even square up to the chad Andy!
I gotta say on Toonami you had the top spot
Though it wasn’t for you, but for that Faye plot!
My robot’s more of a Q.T than any chick in Bebop!
I’m Vicious in rock n roll, dancing, and now hip hop
Dawg you gotta let loose and learn to be groovy
Be enlightened like me and fight for the booty!
Godard and Jazz references? How snobby can you be?
It took shrooms to make your show fun for me baby!
Know how I’ll win? Simple: I live with the flow!
And I drop bars harder than your ass out the window!

Spike Spiegel:
Talk a lot of shit for my Chameleonian 
The only pussy you got was a Betelgeusian!
This man-child gives Wen a run for his money
Cause you can’t even give respect to your Honey
Tried to get Scarlet, but that went down the drain
When you let yourself get cock blocked by a train
Can’t protect your ship, that Prince got more drip
You’ll finally experience a “Bang” when I dish the clip
As bounty hunters we fend off deadly killas
I slayed the Red Dragon, you mess around with Gorillas
Before I go back to Mars I want you to know
That all you’ll ever be in my legacy’s footnote!

Dandy:
Yeah yeah I’m a rip-off, get new material baby
You’re the bastard child of Lupin and Bruce Lee
Thinking you’re perfect and can do no wrong
But you just stood and listened to Rocos swan song!
You should meet Emo Dandy, he’s your kinda guy
The both of you are such saps, it makes ME wanna die
My money Woolonger and got that Dandy living
Baby lemme tell ya, I’m godly just by existing!
I’m a lady killer; you let your lady be killed
]You were being led on yet you were still thrilled!
As she was dying, she saw you as her boytoy
It wasn’t a dream when she said 

Julia:
See you Space Cowboy..

Spike Spiegel vs Space Dandy - ANIME RAP BATTLES #8

YT VIDEO: [Coming Soon]

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Voice Acting: MidgeChamp
Mixing: GlitchDude
Written By: MidgeChamp
Additional Writing By: Psytube, SRB, Mason G

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Lyrics:

Villager:
The village (ay) is under raid, so buddy pass the totem
It seems like once again the dead have gotten past the Golem
I sense an opportunity, I’m down to trade with foes
But the only thing i’m trading with this kid is heavy blows
I got steady flows, many Hoes and that village drip, I’ll drop ya
Throw your boring plant game in the composter
There’s something Deviant about your fanbase Art, it’s
Not really something I’d go and put on the market
The best MC in MC, this AC can’t face me
I’m chasing off raiders, you flop pushing daisies
I’ll leave a sonofabitch bewitched and spray his ash in ditches
Sell the bones for twice the price and then I’ll bag the riches
When I ignite the track with flint there ain’t not stopping me (sorry)
I’m bagging up all the wins so witness monopoly (money)
Gives me the heebie jeebies speaking to this resident’s creeper
Thank god I’m catching three Z’s man ‘cus your game’s :residentsleeper:

The Villager:
Oh boy! Welcome to the village, I’m shook!
Some big-nosed crook with worse rates than Tom Nook?
Oh gee, what a surprise! I welcome you to our lives
Now allow me to display my collection of butterfly knives
Like the sun over a perfect day you know that I stay rising
I’m tearing down your village to witness my new horizon
This NPC can’t step to me but here’s your badge for trying
If your bars just aren’t creative then this native ain’t surviving
Even when throwing shade, I’m staying sunny aye
You’re spawning in the same few bars like it was Bunny Day
Like most your prices you’re better off split in half
Man you live inside a shack, you took HermitCraft way too far
A whole species birthed in shackles, your life it is spent in bail
As the players try in vein to soak content up from your well
Then they try to turn a profit, this prophet still tends to fail
So the players dead the deal and start offing you fools as well

Villager:
Just no capping this capitalist, y’know I stay capping the list
Of classic NPC people are actually happy exist
I’d rather do something better, like tending to my p’tatas
Than face the face of “ Watch us Steal from Better Games the SIMS-ulator”

The Villager:
How could you even drop the mic when both your hands are tied?
It doesn’t matter ‘cus either way you’re about to die
I’m killing off this track and taking you as well
Take a good look at this smile, it’s waiting for you in hell

Villager (Minecraft) vs The Villager (Animal Crossing) | Midge's Rap Battles S2

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

Instrumental y voz de Sans - https://soundcloud.com/cyancoat/
Mezcla de audio y voz de Scorpion - ASZ (Batallas Súper Geniales de Rap)
Video: https://youtu.be/gKLPzlmWMrY

Lyrics translated (not adapted) into English: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TDDJFBL2Qh3ymZJIHfgBBPEnC51zC9y5N37q19Ng-k8/edit

Sans:
*diría que hace un lindo día, sabes? pero-né.
*tipos como tú deberían arder en el netherrealm…
*con un uno de HP, pero tú vas “bajo cero”
*pues cual Noob perdiste todo y ya estás hecho puro hueso!
*y puede que yo sea vago, pero tú has visto tus clones?...
*...eres sólo uno de doscientos ninjas de colores!
*Ghost Rider se cabreó, y ahora D’vorah-do está
*pero con un Super Smash voy a darle Kom-bad time...

Scorpion:
Gastas mi tiempo con tu intento de humor...
Hasta el patán de Johnny Cage hace comedia mejor!
Super Smash? Sí... como disfraz, en fin
Pues en Nintendo no hay quien te diga VEN AQUÍ!
La venganza va a ser mía!, no vencerás a un ninja...
...cuando tu peor enemiga. fue una niña con cuchillas!
Represento al Shirai Ryu, la furia de mi clan...
Mientras tu imagen burlada es la furry-a de tus fans!
Lanzo mi arpón, “Ketchup” va a volar!
Y si te pones a esquivar, 	sucker-punch!
Dejaste que sangre corra, quedándote ahí parado...
...Un cobarde sans honor, y sans hermano!

Sans:
*¿eso fue todo? ¿dónde está ese fuego que escupías?
*más que calientes, esas rimas están ‘tibias’
*y tu juego? huele a pasta… del tipo espeluznante
*desde gráficos realistas hasta sangre abundante, heh
*aprende a relajarte y sigue cebando mates...
*no eres uno para hablar de estar saliendo en memes malos!
*perder a tu familia te hizo loco de remate
*y al final te convertirte en un asesino de hermanos!
*tus pecados van subiendo por tu espina dorsal...
*ah, no, sólo es Quan Chi dándote tu final…
*Nintendo?, en serio?, me adoran, por favor!
*como ninja no hay honor si te censuran en Japón!
*has sido manipulado, estás viviendo una mentira
*pero tal vez con un reboot tu dignidad sobreviva...
*porque estoy al tanto de que esto se va a detener...
*tanto Kronika como Ed aman usar el reset...

Scorpion:
Tu mundo nevado no es Extraño, Jack!
Un cliché retro como un mal romhack!
Es mejor que empaques todo y vuelvas a Earthbound
Porque es obvio que en Kombate no aguantarías ni un Round!
Con tu crush por cabras, qué sabes de dignidad?
Tu único propósito es tener una ‘Animalidad’
Un cambio de color con Telekinesis no hace daño
tratar de azularme es cometer un Error Macro!
No soy nuevo en pulverizar huesos...
 Y con Determinación, Misericordia no muestro...
Tu idealismo es tu peor debilidad
Ésta ruta genocida acaba en fatalidad.

Sans vs Scorpion

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