Defeat WITH LYRICS | Friday Night Funkin': Impostor V4

Trapped out of the rest of the world, these two powerful blue entities find an escape to reflect and duke it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

Snakebite126 as Jevil
JesseBoxVO as Lapis
garbageGothic as Peridot

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Arrangement and additional instrumentation by Quizzique

Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:
 
Jevil:
Welcome, welcome, boisengirls, to this Crystal Gem’s poisoned world
You’ve unlocked the door, so now prepare to see chaos unfurled!
Round and round the carousel goes, you circle back to the barn you hang
You leave and come right back so often, I’d think you’d ran on Boomerang

Fusion’s leaving you out of sorts, dealing with trauma since the divorce
So in your spare time, you now resort to mighty morphin’ some meaty morps
Not like me, of course, I’m thriving in my little freedom, something you were never shown
So you fought with those that kept you trapped in a mirror, then redeemed in a singular episode

It’s sad, sad that you’re looking so blue, your show’s run off the air like you’re back on the moon
I’m glad, glad your runtime got the boot, call you the farm when you’re torn from the roots
I’m mad, mad, you’re breaking my heart, you and Peri look like Homeworld: broken apart
You have, have a chance to restart, so perhaps for this battle, try not to depart


Lapis Lazuli:
So, this depressed jester from the Dark World thinks he dealt a verse?
Ask the giant tyrants I’ve defied, they’ll tell you I’ve felt worse
I helmed this cursed mirror within my gem’s grasp for thousands of years
So reflect on your defect of a story, I sure won’t drown in tears

You think I’m frightened of your suit attacks? I’m known to hit diamonds when up to the bat
I’d tear up this hack if he goes to a beach, they’re calling me Bob ‘cause I float on the beat

Peridot:
You should know to retreat when confronting the B team!

Lapis:
Even she can’t compare to the nonsense you’re speaking

Peridot:
Hey! Our bond is complex, that’s a smart thing to say

Lapis:
But at least my best friend didn’t lock me away!
You have claims of metamorphosis but no development to show

Peridot:
Lapis! Tell ‘em what you said when I asked if you even saw this secret boss! 

Lapis:
…No
Winning’s not within your cards, The FUN Gang made your levels fail
Won’t take the Garnet’s future vision to see the end of Jevilstail


Jevil:
Oh what fun, what fun! More games to play, with a new participant!
I hoped for a dating game, but I guess Ruby flew off with that ship!
Uee hee hee! You’ve got me like the Joker; in a laughing fit!
Yet I’m Revving up on this track so you can call me the Harlequin!

You can’t join my world! You seem more like Lars, how you cower away with your Clustered fears
You kids seeing stars? All your pleads and cries would put me to sleep for a hundred years!
Now, I won’t be the first jester to hit your series with an interjection
Want more screen time for your Future? Then return to your reflection


Lapis:
How does this thing work again?

Peridot:
Just press the button on the cartridge

Lapis:
Right, uhh…for the last time…I don’t. Want. Your garbage.
You think you saddened me? I felt more torn up by Camp Pining Hearts
I’d split you in two, but seems your mind and heart already declined apart

A numbers game? That plan’s dumb and lame. I can terraform worlds, don’t uphold your fight
You’ll lose those bids, and you call us kids?

Peridot:
You do know we’re centuries older, right?

Lapis:
This card shark’s under my control, and all his tricks are unregarded

Peridot:
Hey, and isn’t it ironic?

Lapis:
Yep, the joker got discarded

Lapis Lazuli vs Jevil - QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #8 (ft. Snakebite126, JesseBoxVO & garbageGothic)

Writing by: TomPuffs

Additional help by: CyanCoat, Egomanic, MidgeCat, Grasman, 

Art by: TomPuffs

MidgeCat as: Spamton G. Spamton

Grasman as: Saul Goodman

Mixing by: Trakked

Beat: Mad Hatter 2 by Tone Jonez

Thumbnail by: TomPuffs

Special Thanks to: Egomanic, TheMonarchy, Colethecole, Alex M, and CornCob7178.

Spamton G Spamton:

HE-HEY EVERYB0DY, IT’S [Spamton G. Spamton]!
SEEMS LIKE TH1S [Slimeball] WAS LEFT ALL ABANDONED
BY H1S [Loved ones], HE LEFT EVERYBODY M1SERABLE
[Don’t believe what you see on TV! This man is a criminal!]

SPEAKING OF TV, L00KS L1KE ALL I SEE,
ARE COMMERCIALS THAT AREN’T EVEN [High-Definition Quality]!
THE GREEN’S [Leaking through] AND I DON’T MEAN [Record Profits]
LEAVE U GREY WHEN I PUT S0ME [Bars] BEHIND THIS [Convict]

U L0ST C0NTR0L OF UR L1FE, THERE’S [Nothing] THAT CAN HELP U
CONSTANTLY SL1PP1N’ BY LIKE THE [Scammers!] DADDY LET THRU
EX1T PREMATURELY: THAT’S MY VERY [Specil Offer]!
I’M THE P0STMAN, UR N0T EVEN [Kevin Costner?]

Saul Goodman:

Hi, I’m Saul Goodman! Your disses need work,
But that’s about what I expected from a dwarf gone berserk.
You talk about passing bars? I don’t think you could pass this.
You had one bit of fame, and then it all came down crashing!

If you got a deal to make, bud, I think you’re out of luck.
Don’t need a vacuum repair card when you already suck!
Products are literal trash, but I wanna know how,
The Jigsaw Puppet ended up bunkin’ with Oscar the Grouch!

Er-you’re just a has-been, constantly causin’ a racket,
Even with how you talk, you can’t face me on a bracket!
You’re incomprehensible, it leaves me appalled,
But if you need someone to talk for you: BETTER CALL SAUL!

Spamton G Spamton:

UR [Slippin’, Jimmy]! IT SEEMS U HAD NOTHING TO SAY
UR TAKING THE P1SS LIKE IT’S [Davis and Main]
WELL SCREW YOU [Albuquerque!] I SP1T COLD L1KE A TH0RN RING!
MAKE A SN0WGRAVE S0 NO ONE IS LEFT [Mourning]

Saul Goodman:

Now that’s what the kids would call an epic fail!
I thought you’d be a lightner, you look deathly pale.
You’re just the email guy, I’ll make like a hyperlink: block it!
Your customers are the same as your stocks: dropping!

Spamton G Spamton:

I’M T1RED MCGILL, UR LEAVING ME PISSED OFF!
I’D G0 TO UR [Hochi Mama!] SH0W HER I’M A [Big Shot!]
PRETEND U FELT [Nothing], BUT U C0ULDN’T [Come to terms]
THAT UR BROTHER WENT OUT LIKE [Oh, help me! It burns!]

[Top-rated salesman] S0 U KN0W I’M THE BEST!
DO U [Wish to contest?] THEN U CAN [Die like the rest]
N0W [Watch me fly, Mama!] [Best rapper since ‘97!]
[Take a vacation straight to hell] AS I GAZE INT0 [Heaven]

Saul Goodman:

Objection, your honour. I have to confess to a crime:
That I’m about to cut the strings when I’m killing the mic
Making death threats that you couldn’t follow through? PLEASE!
My crew could send you on an acid trip, straight to Belize!

You had nothing to live for until you met Kris!
Yeah, you could load a disk, but you can’t load a diss!
You were once a big shot, but now you’re left all alone!
The win is ringing, but I’m the one who’ll pick up the phone

Spamton G. Spamton vs Saul Goodman - TomPuffs Tussles (#1)

Dee as The Dealer
Rosenthal as Leshy

Written, produced and mixed by Casey

Dealer:
I suggest you come and take a seat until our game's over
Burn a couple charges, turn a shrub into a chain-smoker
Gambling with death? I can tell you're insane
I put the hell into shells, then put the shells in your brain
You're on the edge of heaven, so play consciously. 
I could off a harmless tree with eyes looking like targets to be shot between, since
I don't very often see a pompous freak
More godless than the complex that I run after I slaughtered Jesus
No need to sign, I'll pass this off as generous
You're talking with playing cards, they've got you throwing petty fits
And yet still you lack a shred of wit
Guess I'm used to playing verse those with no reason left to live

Leshy:
Hm. Please, keep the alcohol, thanks.
No need to rack your shotgun if I know it's all blanks.
Commendable courage, but can you throw me a bone, please?
I can't tell if I'm playing P03 or an emoji.
I've been making rounds with the game I've designed
You've simply been bound by the papers you've signed
You're a sacrificial squirrel with a gun
Only there to be shot, until the player is done
And you give them a briefcase, they take it and run
But you can't double or nothing, if nothing was won
So don't tell me I have no cause to go on.
You played Buckshot Roulette, and you lost the-

Dealer:
The sands of time took your following and sawed it off
I'm holding the barrel that you're crawling at the bottom of
And the club that I live in is bleak, I admit it
But I'd rather be stuck with a rust bucket than this prick
Your game was held together by flimsy locks and it broke
Looking like the Hash-Slinging Slasher but made out of oak
And now for me to seal the deal for you I didn't need a waiver
Cause the writing's on the wall now and the scales aren't in your favor

The Prospector (Leshy):
Yer' scoldin' 'bout looks, but there's no foolin' me
Feller, I can smell it from here! Thar's gold in them teeth!
The Trapper (Leshy):
You're buried in debt, and you're dredging through sin.
I don't need my knives just to get through your skin.
The Angler (Leshy):
I not amused. No gun. No fishing.
You? Must battle. With gambling addiction.
Leshy:
The deck's stacked against you, I'm afraid, so back down.
You can keep the smoke, but you're fresh out of rounds.

Dealer:
Carder stole your film then became found footage
I'll finish what he started and you'll follow in his footsteps
Let's make like Gamefuna and bury your past
'Cause you've got nothing but dirt, and I've put you on blast

Leshy:
When I'm done you'll be the second robotic nuisance
That I've tore off a new one. Though, you played your hand well
But I'm afraid that our dance is up. I bid you farewell
Come, smile for the camera, and I'll see you in hell…



The Dealer vs Leshy - Indie Game Rap Battles #4 [AUDIO]

garbageGothic as Vena (Psychopomp)

Near as Eleanor (Subway Midnight)

Beat: U-Boat by Ihaksi
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Written by: TaigaTonic
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Art by: Nooby and Syroquise 
Special Thanks: Shimario, Duckky, bubbydarkstar, Karbonic, Sketchy

Psychopomp:
I’m sick of the fucking noise so now I gotta scream at the fucking void
Stalking victims and playing with them like they were just a toy
I’m nailing those who cross me, while I go fulfill my vision
Leave you broken like the connections and body’s of your siblings! 
Cause you couldn't save them so you were driven mad. Now
stuck to the shadows cause you’re blending in the background 
They tried hiding the truth from me, and thought that I wouldn't mind it
Lying behind their fucking masks but now I leave them open minded

So stay quiet, I know your schtick, same cliche every story did
Lost someone close to them and now thinks murder as revenge is warranted
To fix their broken, lonely heart but can’t realize it doesn't work. Your
running from all of your fucking problems like it was fucking Subway Surfers

Fallen as a victim to the system now your riding 
off the back of all the cultists your creator put in hiding
I crushed The Head of Production and left The Queen dismembered too 
Treat you like the other sinners without a SINGLE SOUL TO REMEMBER YOU

Subway Midnight:
Easy with the tongue, Miss…. I don't really like your tone
You should know it’s not safe being on a track alone
Cause sunken souls can manage to paint more than dreams haunted
…and I made them all scream just because I wanted

You were daunted by voices but you wasn’t really hearing much
Just like Benny, craving praise but it was more than his dreams that was being crushed
They pumped you up with dopamine so you can reach the top unrivaled
But as each of the vessels break she just repeats another cycle

Search for your child, cause you were cursed with denial
And blew up your Biggest Fan and now it hurts just to smile
But as each day passes you are slowly forgotten
As a new Queen spreads her wings and you are what you tried stopping

The Dragonfly said to be a savior once birthed
But is more a mosquito sucking the life outta Blood Earth
So you can waste your days and continue to wander around
But if you wanna topple more catacombs I can help you underground

Psychopomp:
Sure that’d Be Nice to insight your torturous wreck
But I don't wanna take a ride on the Bi-Polar Express
Made more go missing cause when you were it wasn't brought to attention
Took a crack for a midnight snack cause you were starved for affection

But hadn’t managed to be fed, I’ll bash a hammer ‘gainst your head
And leave you swimming with the sharks until the fish finally rest
While I’m walking to Earth's center through the Mariana Trench
You ripped the souls out of their bodies ‘til they tore your own to shreds

Subway Midnight:
Starved… Like the Thraits at the bottom left rotting
Cause now it seems The Caldmen Four are the only ones watching 
So as you blossom know I left Rose to decay
Cause I kill Vermin Dogs that lead you astray

And you were let off your leash but you could barely manage
Cause you were down in the basement and couldn't do any damage
So don’t panic Vishneri, it's time we got off
Smile for the camera, this will be your final stop


[SCRAPPED] Subway Midnight vs Psychopomp - Rap Battle! (ft. Near & garbageGothic)

April fools you little sausage  𓆏 

•CAST/CREW•
Light as Majin Sonic
TheNauticalClayDol as Atari 2600 ET

(Majin Sonic)
A finger wave outta start this
Another bargain bin scrap from the shit market?
Outbound me? I stomp flames
Screw an arcade, Rolfe pushes your buttons and then you haunt James!

Hop back in the airship you came in and I'm still fly
The lags and glitches isn't something for a thrill, guy!
Worth a shit ton for this Reeses Pieces looking ass
The only thing I groom is my fantastic mustache!

(Atari ET)
Um, excuse me, I know my neck stretches miles
Searching for another soul in your game might take a while
And finding a single worth of those flow switches
Your dead ass looks like the type to say I get no bitches!

Oh is it still my rap? Well chap I “mustache”
How did baldi and banban have more upper class?
Beat me please, you battling thee
OG fucking ET, your ass is just another EXE!

(Majin Sonic)
OH HO HO, not a single anomaly would find you!
FLOWS TOO SLOW, wouldn't be the same in my shoes!
You're a prick to many, and I thought I was the hedgehog!
I ran laps around you, you ran and then fell off!

(Atari ET)
All the rings, yet couldn't attract a single mate!
Fun is Infinite? When you were terminated I wouldn't say the same
From gaining clout, to FNF taking you down
Then went from “I AM GOD” to a Lord X'ing you out


Majin Sonic Art by Tompuffs
Atari ET Art by box

Written by box
Demo by box
Beat by Soulker
Mixed by box
Thumbnail by Tompuffs



ATARI 2600 ET VS Majin Sonic ○ Rap Battle by box [Ft Light!]

Support Juno by listening to the original here: https://youtu.be/6DhiNocHH7c?si=dTxN1SJV7W7RH952

Ballistic WITH LYRICS | Juno Songs

The FNF Lyrics Polka but with the original lyrics

Outcome Memories: Average Metal Sonic Player [Bergentruck Metal Sonic Take] (by Altaz_ on YT)

Song by Crashyboi 
Original song by Conehatproductions 
Art by Crashyboi 
Here’s the video 
https://youtu.be/kIFY0Bn6fpI?si=sbP8E0KRsTJhs_2s

FNF | DROP TO THE DECK | CRASHY MIX

Instrumental y voz de Sans - https://soundcloud.com/cyancoat/
Mezcla de audio y voz de Scorpion - ASZ (Batallas Súper Geniales de Rap)
Video: https://youtu.be/gKLPzlmWMrY

Lyrics translated (not adapted) into English: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TDDJFBL2Qh3ymZJIHfgBBPEnC51zC9y5N37q19Ng-k8/edit

Sans:
*diría que hace un lindo día, sabes? pero-né.
*tipos como tú deberían arder en el netherrealm…
*con un uno de HP, pero tú vas “bajo cero”
*pues cual Noob perdiste todo y ya estás hecho puro hueso!
*y puede que yo sea vago, pero tú has visto tus clones?...
*...eres sólo uno de doscientos ninjas de colores!
*Ghost Rider se cabreó, y ahora D’vorah-do está
*pero con un Super Smash voy a darle Kom-bad time...

Scorpion:
Gastas mi tiempo con tu intento de humor...
Hasta el patán de Johnny Cage hace comedia mejor!
Super Smash? Sí... como disfraz, en fin
Pues en Nintendo no hay quien te diga VEN AQUÍ!
La venganza va a ser mía!, no vencerás a un ninja...
...cuando tu peor enemiga. fue una niña con cuchillas!
Represento al Shirai Ryu, la furia de mi clan...
Mientras tu imagen burlada es la furry-a de tus fans!
Lanzo mi arpón, “Ketchup” va a volar!
Y si te pones a esquivar, 	sucker-punch!
Dejaste que sangre corra, quedándote ahí parado...
...Un cobarde sans honor, y sans hermano!

Sans:
*¿eso fue todo? ¿dónde está ese fuego que escupías?
*más que calientes, esas rimas están ‘tibias’
*y tu juego? huele a pasta… del tipo espeluznante
*desde gráficos realistas hasta sangre abundante, heh
*aprende a relajarte y sigue cebando mates...
*no eres uno para hablar de estar saliendo en memes malos!
*perder a tu familia te hizo loco de remate
*y al final te convertirte en un asesino de hermanos!
*tus pecados van subiendo por tu espina dorsal...
*ah, no, sólo es Quan Chi dándote tu final…
*Nintendo?, en serio?, me adoran, por favor!
*como ninja no hay honor si te censuran en Japón!
*has sido manipulado, estás viviendo una mentira
*pero tal vez con un reboot tu dignidad sobreviva...
*porque estoy al tanto de que esto se va a detener...
*tanto Kronika como Ed aman usar el reset...

Scorpion:
Tu mundo nevado no es Extraño, Jack!
Un cliché retro como un mal romhack!
Es mejor que empaques todo y vuelvas a Earthbound
Porque es obvio que en Kombate no aguantarías ni un Round!
Con tu crush por cabras, qué sabes de dignidad?
Tu único propósito es tener una ‘Animalidad’
Un cambio de color con Telekinesis no hace daño
tratar de azularme es cometer un Error Macro!
No soy nuevo en pulverizar huesos...
 Y con Determinación, Misericordia no muestro...
Tu idealismo es tu peor debilidad
Ésta ruta genocida acaba en fatalidad.

Sans vs Scorpion

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