LYRICS

D.B. Cooper:
I’ve got a verse here, so for my opening
I request a cigarette, as I’m about to smoke this kid
You’ve got windows making your crew all head to depression
I’ve got Bond-style escape plans; 00-727
D.B. Cooper, I drop bombs a plenty 
against T.V. bloopers, average emcees
This washup would fit with the rest of my bundles of dollars
Know that I go for the throat, remind you of your father?

Dead Bart:
Were you trying to impress me? You should know I’m good at breakthroughs
I’m jumpin’ on this beat like it was your escape route
This dude couldn’t even see the better choice for a main ‘chute
So I’ll be eating up this track like “what’s the deal with airplane food?”
I left Matt Groening crying when he read up on my story
You left the plane when the flight got a little too boring
And I thought I was the sitcom, but when I look at this loser
He looks less like Dan and more like Sheldon Cooper
Facin’ off with Dead Bart, now your heartbeat might stop
This sketch’s sketchy headshot went up for a high cost
But your body’s most likely outlined with white chalk
Now FOX’s best son’s stealing Zodiac Earhart’s time slot
You hit the runway and still, no one knows what your name is
I hit the runway and my face instantly became famous
Even with a rainstorm, I still got colder bars in this fight
So take your leave and take a leap into the dark of the night

D.B. Cooper:
I thought the Simpsons’ could drop bars, but it’s clear you can’t battle me
When your rapping’s more barebones than your family
And you wrote down all the tropes you decided to ride on
Then turned the creepypasta genre to the Squidward Suicide Squad
Keep this bank noted as I’m crushing this duel
Even my blank motive has more substance than you
Leave the tank loaded and get the show on the road
And when I’m flowing, know that I’m holding a grudge in this feud
The Nightmare at 20,000 Feet, towering over your treehouse
Thinking this D.B. beef is gonna leave me beat? How?
I’m hijacking this win, as you’re left shaking and crying 
Leaving you like my legacy - radio silent

Dead Bart:
Traveling on Northwest, yet your plan still went south
Go eat my shorts, man, open the stairwell and step out
And make like your exit and drop this fight
Chalk your loss up as another prediction we’ve gotten right

CREDITS 

Swizkii as D.B. Cooper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs4l43CoLWyUMdaWq9S_SKA
Shimario as Dead Bart
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ

Written by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal
Beat by Insanebeatz
Dead Bart art by 01Tyler10
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrIDPJLlnUFILYuS72fIc1g
Thumbnail by Rabi

D.B. Cooper vs. Dead Bart - Rap Battle

Trapped out of the rest of the world, these two powerful blue entities find an escape to reflect and duke it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

Snakebite126 as Jevil
JesseBoxVO as Lapis
garbageGothic as Peridot

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Arrangement and additional instrumentation by Quizzique

Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:
 
Jevil:
Welcome, welcome, boisengirls, to this Crystal Gem’s poisoned world
You’ve unlocked the door, so now prepare to see chaos unfurled!
Round and round the carousel goes, you circle back to the barn you hang
You leave and come right back so often, I’d think you’d ran on Boomerang

Fusion’s leaving you out of sorts, dealing with trauma since the divorce
So in your spare time, you now resort to mighty morphin’ some meaty morps
Not like me, of course, I’m thriving in my little freedom, something you were never shown
So you fought with those that kept you trapped in a mirror, then redeemed in a singular episode

It’s sad, sad that you’re looking so blue, your show’s run off the air like you’re back on the moon
I’m glad, glad your runtime got the boot, call you the farm when you’re torn from the roots
I’m mad, mad, you’re breaking my heart, you and Peri look like Homeworld: broken apart
You have, have a chance to restart, so perhaps for this battle, try not to depart


Lapis Lazuli:
So, this depressed jester from the Dark World thinks he dealt a verse?
Ask the giant tyrants I’ve defied, they’ll tell you I’ve felt worse
I helmed this cursed mirror within my gem’s grasp for thousands of years
So reflect on your defect of a story, I sure won’t drown in tears

You think I’m frightened of your suit attacks? I’m known to hit diamonds when up to the bat
I’d tear up this hack if he goes to a beach, they’re calling me Bob ‘cause I float on the beat

Peridot:
You should know to retreat when confronting the B team!

Lapis:
Even she can’t compare to the nonsense you’re speaking

Peridot:
Hey! Our bond is complex, that’s a smart thing to say

Lapis:
But at least my best friend didn’t lock me away!
You have claims of metamorphosis but no development to show

Peridot:
Lapis! Tell ‘em what you said when I asked if you even saw this secret boss! 

Lapis:
…No
Winning’s not within your cards, The FUN Gang made your levels fail
Won’t take the Garnet’s future vision to see the end of Jevilstail


Jevil:
Oh what fun, what fun! More games to play, with a new participant!
I hoped for a dating game, but I guess Ruby flew off with that ship!
Uee hee hee! You’ve got me like the Joker; in a laughing fit!
Yet I’m Revving up on this track so you can call me the Harlequin!

You can’t join my world! You seem more like Lars, how you cower away with your Clustered fears
You kids seeing stars? All your pleads and cries would put me to sleep for a hundred years!
Now, I won’t be the first jester to hit your series with an interjection
Want more screen time for your Future? Then return to your reflection


Lapis:
How does this thing work again?

Peridot:
Just press the button on the cartridge

Lapis:
Right, uhh…for the last time…I don’t. Want. Your garbage.
You think you saddened me? I felt more torn up by Camp Pining Hearts
I’d split you in two, but seems your mind and heart already declined apart

A numbers game? That plan’s dumb and lame. I can terraform worlds, don’t uphold your fight
You’ll lose those bids, and you call us kids?

Peridot:
You do know we’re centuries older, right?

Lapis:
This card shark’s under my control, and all his tricks are unregarded

Peridot:
Hey, and isn’t it ironic?

Lapis:
Yep, the joker got discarded

Lapis Lazuli vs Jevil - QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #8 (ft. Snakebite126, JesseBoxVO & garbageGothic)

so um i don’t like pedophiles so

Son • Verse 1: (12 Bars)
I thought I defeated that meanie, Redface
But now all I’ve got are these VHS tapes
I rap like the treats that you begged and left ate
But I don’t like pie so that means I won’t get baked
Going ham on Hamlen’s show that struck gold
Another soul enclosed being tortured?
You haunted dolls are all the same horror
How ‘bout you explore new genres there, Dora?
While your pops was talking over some hotcakes 
You were popped and dropped along with your Aunt Kate
Since stalking toddlers something I can’t take
I’ll collage through your VOD’S and stomp on the last tape

Amanda the Adventurer • Verse 1: (12 Bars)
Hi, I’m Amanda! I had the day planned, but-
I can’t seem to find my brush, I think it ran off!
We were gonna do a little painting of our fantasies
I’m gonna guess that yours is having a stable family!
You had to convince yourself that your father was picture perfect
But he turns into a different person with the liquor slurping
Your dads a funny critter when he goes a different colour!
He turns beet red!… to then go and beat on your mother
Speaking of, she spent less time with you than the law
She kept running out of your life until she fled to the cops
And despite the stench that death could bring, to mommy, you were everything
…I guess she didn’t know that everything rots…

Son (+ Doll) • Verse 2: (8 Bars)
It’s sad to know Amanda will meet a bleak end
That verse was more soft than the coat on your sheep friend
(yawn)…This is hard, and I’d rather be sleeping..
Then rest well, bud, and I’ll take care of the rest
Don’t know why you keep trying, every life has a cost
You put your friend through these puzzles just to uncover your plot
But there’s no changing the frequency when the radios off
So when light fades, we’ll all move on…

Wooly…? (The Entity) • Verse 2: (12 Bars)
Hello? Can you hear me? You need to stop watching
Squaring up is useless when your body’s caught and locked in a closet
Please remove the tapes, char or discard them I’M BEGGING-
(bzzzzzzzzzt……)
You can't stop me from smearing you all along the walls though
Tried to tug my heartstrings, but you played the wrong notes
You think your daddy’s scary when he’s washed from all the tonic he’s slogging?
I’m gonna leave your neck more broken than the bottles he’s tossing!
The kid was left there for a week in a half
It’s pretty clear no one cared you were getting eating by mags
And now your stuck in an loop like both of your parents in prison
…and here I thought you were different…

(SCRAPPED DEMO) Bad Parenting vs. Amanda the Adventurer

TheMonarchy as Feathers McGraw 
ThanosQuack as Untitled Goose Game 
Mixed by Kaewoo 
CoverArt by WhozPhantom 
Beat by Requiem Beatz 
Art by Molliebendite & ACE
Special thanks to Grasman & GreenOwl 

Lyrics: 

McGraw: 
Feathers McGraw, most foul mind Britain’s seen 
Keeping up with the crimes as he now steals the scene 
From this inconspicuous ballbusting gander 
Out here stealing millions you just get bread from grandmas 


Ruffle feathers with McGraw soon you’ll be dead & gone 
I will only need my glove and then I’ll make a Chicken Run (and) 
I find it ironic who you bite off greater 
Cuz You only be a Goat in a Simulator 
(On guarde)

So I’ll beg my pardon as you’re decimated  
Verbally of course, rest we shall see later 
I’ve got some serious heat, that is the proof you lose 
So get down! Duck Duck Goose 

Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh snap! The nun turned out to be strapped 
But hasn’t considered the fact, nobody fucking asked! 
If all you you do is squawk then leave it to the ducks 
Keep the Blue Diamond I got bofa (bofa?) both-a-deez nuts 

“I’m ballbusting” yap yap yap yap 
Whatever bro just put the Beets in bag 
A thousand gnomes couldn’t cover your thousand yard stare
“I almost got the bag” dude NOBODY CARES 

So L +Ratio 
Stay trapped in the zoo while I wander every pond every patio
This penguin is crazy, bro thinks he Cobblepot 💀
Fitting for someone so deadpan to end bottled up 

McGraw :
Quiet you, we shan’t see what happens when I choose violence 
You should take notes from my playbook and embrace silence 
I’ll leave your burrow burrowed and ransack your House House 
You’ll go south out of season, this goose is cooked now 
 
A verbal murder, my first bird on bird crime 
This Goose couldn’t help, fell shorter than its play time 
I’m done stealing the battle, and while it was delightful 
Shows why I remain unrivaled and you’ll stay Untitled 


Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh you’re dangerous a criminal we get it 
But the best you got still is waaay too many edits 
I get hoes, I get bread, money and the Crown as well 
Switch it to the ring and that means I’ll hear no bell 

Cuz I stole it, now it’s in my burrow shining bright 
Like that smooth clay that will go extinct with the times 
Fits that a fly less bird doesn’t land but just crash and burn 
You’re left without your ice what happens when Penguins Turn (Honk!)

Feathers McGraw vs Untitled Goose Game- Rap Battle! ft. TheMonarchy & ThanosQuack

local 58 analog horror you cannot beat us nintendo nes teimunity rap battle

#halloween #rapbattle #creepy #nintendo #analog #local58 #nes 

WARNING; THIS BATTLE CONTAINS EPILEPSY, IF YOU ARE PRONE, DO NOT VIEW, WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS.

“Good afternoon viewers, I welcome you to yet another rap battle, we hope you find it just as entertaining and enjoyable as the others than viewed before us, we send our regards, because at Local 58, we never miss our mark!…”

Forgottenson as Local 58
Meta as You Cannot Beat Us 

Written by Teimunity
Produced by Teimunity 

Mixed by SPM
Mastered by SPM

Art by Ego and Grenade
Thumbnail by Teimunity

Edited by LimJJ and Cidisswo 
Additional Editing by Teimunity

Local 58 vs. YOU CANNOT BEAT US! • Analog vs. Anything

Puss in Boots

Fear me if you dare I’m Puss in Boots! 

I'm a versatile cat, you're a loosey goose!

I'm a living legend, I faced down death!

You're a fat house pet, who puts John in debt.


If you've come for a bounty, you won’t leave alive 

Like your ratings when movie reviews took a dive

I see no need to continue, let me drink my leche

Antes de que me convierta en tu muerte


Garfield 

Zzzzzz(snoring) oh is it my turn to rap?

Against a cat, who doesn’t even have the claws to scratch(Puss in Boots-Prrrrr)

Your a Has-been legend time to hang up those boots 

You got 9 lives? More like 9 bad reboots


You got ditched like your marriage when you got softpaws

Then scratched up an ogre ordered by his father in law

You scrambled your friendships now, who's the bad egg?

Now If you think I’m all ears than I’m straight up death 


Puss in Boots

Me sorprende que tu hambre de victoria es poca 

La historia del gato con diabetes contra el gato con botas 

Yo soy peligroso, tus ataques no me dañan , 

me robé el escenario, tu te atragantas con lasaña 


Garfield

Zzzzz OH! We’re still going?

Let me switch my flow just how switched with a donkey

Joined three diablos that was a no no

And this why…..why um zzzzzzzzz (Puss in boots

!Ay, Díos mío!)

https://youtu.be/GXZBEKUHQiI?si=faUz8EWxXcLaKwSf


Puss in Boots-Cyancoat

Garfield-Thanosquack

Writing-Aj,We think

Mixing-Jort

Demo-Captain Jorge

Beat-Andrey Rossi



Puss In Boots vs. Garfield- Quick Rap Battles (Ft.CyanCoat, ThanosQuack)

► CREDITS:

littleflecks as Feathers McGraw

Matt Raichous as Mojo Jojo

Narrator voiced by Alchemyking

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Mojo Jojo Art by Luke Reardon

Feathers McGraw Art by TreToonzz

Beat Prod. by Teimunity

Mixed by Serena


Cover Art by JK03


►LYRICS:

Mojo Verse 1 

Ah, the chicken from the wanted posters, I have been expecting you
I heard you were in Townsville and knew you would need to rent a room

And that is why I, Mojo Jojo, made that stupid ad
To lure you to my lair, and you have fallen right into my trap

Because you are here, you are in my presence and defenseless
I will beat you with my battle raps and have you apprehended

And collect the bounty money to help fund my plan to conquer the Earth
Then finish my breakfast, but the chicken comes first (evil laugh)


Feathers Verse 1 

Alright, the glove is coming off (What?!)
Yeah, I’m not a chicken but I’m certainly the cock of the walk

No other robber’s on the watch of every copper in the county
Man, I’m worth a thousand pounds, you’ve taken several thousand poundings

From the Wonder Triplets you seek to destroy, but even with your freakish toys
You still have weaker evil ploys than the Amoeba Boys

You tried a million plans but always wound up overpowered
You couldn’t even get a leg up with the right trousers


Mojo Verse 2

No, this cannot be, I wrote both of my verses
Based on the fact that I assumed you were a chicken, cuuuuurses

Mwahaha, I am now well-versed in your movie roles
Though you have very little material, like your studio!

You try to fly solo, but on your own you are no menace
You just met some random cheesehead and depend on his inventions

You cannot take the heat, for when your plans go off course
You start sweating like a pig, resembling mojo pork

You had an excellent plot, till it went off the rails and then you were caught
I shall refer to you as Fettered McGraw

That is to say you were a failure, your scheme was ineffective
It was thwarted, foiled, prevented! Well, actually, maybe not prevented, uhh

But you went to jail, the place of your residence was a prison
While the only lengthy sentences I get are from my diction

When you broke out of your cell you tried your heist again in hopes of doing better
And repetition really ruffles my feathers


Feathers Verse 2 

That’s enough, let’s flash back to your past, you were a lab assistant
Smashing tons of crap and getting chastised by your master

In fact, you broke the glass that made the Powerpuffs by accident
So Daddy kicked out and you went back to the lab again

And then you thought you’d found a prime mate for companionship
But she was just a plant, and she ordered a banana split

You’re really weak, if I got cheated by some madam
I would never feel a pain in my soul, ‘cause I don’t have one

You must be sad, being an unwanted villain is crazy
I’d suggest you call the Hotline, but you’re beyond saving

So how about I put you out the misery you’re facing
As I finally take a shot at a mad scientist, say "cheese”

Narrator
So once again the day is saved, thanks to…
Feathers McGraw the evil penguin?
I don’t like the ramifications of this one


Mojo Jojo vs Feathers McGraw. PowerPoint Rap Battles

Peppino vs. Linguini - Royal Rap Battle!

PS I know this beat is overused but this has been in production for 2 years so shut up 😭 

Taiga As Peppino

Toppo As Linguini 

Cover art by Box

Mixed by Jort

Art by Epic Monkey 

Written by King Ducky

Peppino: 

Undercooked wings then crown on a meatball
Next you put in a douse of the weak sauce
Voila! A flop! Is his outcome of each job
Only things to cushion that are couch ones ya sleep on!

Since then your job was the kitchens worn wash cloth that rinses bad
A sickening rat fixes your problems? Rat in the hat!
My tough hearts strong unlike that dumb fart, Paps
As soon as one star dropped, one star dropped

Linguini:
My restaurant has a stack of dirty dishes riled
But… uh… not as fat as that big debt pile
Your the true villain it’s a due diligence 
As Matpat laid it out for us, that's a kitchen tile!

Your posture is preposterous, not mention a lot of debt that the guys hooked right to  
Id stick my neck out but I’d look like you 
Like you through tubes and YouTube kids; that’s you too many let me cook my food.  

Peppino:
You're tellin me to let you cook? Well then what am I to do
If Remmy rides in n' begins writing all of your lines for you?
Now you head the restaurant when you weren’t invited to
It won’t be long before people die from what’s  inside the food

I can’t stomach that, 
having a rodent pull at your roots like you’re some kind of puppet man
Would mom and dad be proud that their boy is one with rats?
Because of that sickness in his family tree I thought you’d put some in rap

Linguini:
When talking profit Mr.Stick had robbed him of it
From blocking bosses to stopping progress there's not a cent you’re running off with!
You cannot last as Anton Blast has lapped this
Chicken,
Can’t let go even when a chicken drags him with it

You’re a has been to fans or a flash in the pan, sorry 
he had at but a chance for being 4d then 
scrapped his backstory
And you’re as anxious as boring 
A thicker Skinner can’t score a win, he can barely stand for it

Peppino vs. Linguini - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Taiga & Toppo]

#pacman #namco #goodpizzagreatpizza #italy #rapbattles

pacman namco good pizza great pizza chef rap battle

Hello! Welcome back to Teimunity Rap Battles! In today’s episode, we have Namco’s ghost chomping pellet popper, Pac-Man, up against the mobile pizzeria sensation owner, The Chef! Who will win? Who will lose, You Decide!

DumbShlop as The Chef
Fightmarker as Pac-Man 

Beat by Thwosen (Additional Instrumental by Teimunity)
Mixed by Sir Rap Battles

Art by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Edited by GreenOwl and Cidisswo

Special Thanks to: Alfking49, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Pac-Man vs. The Chef (Good Pizza, Great Pizza) • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Moxxie : Moash Bolt
Dr Flug : Kamren

Blitzo : Ego
Millie : Toodlesthemaid
Black Hat : Dboy
Demencia : Kat Toony

Written by Dboy 
Additional help from Kamren
Beat Prod : VANNN
Mixed/Mixing : Jort
Custom "RAP BATTLE" Logo: Jort

Moxxie :
Oh crumbs... What is this, Paperbag Man’s second cousin?
Huh? (I'm confused)- He’s got clones of his boss in the dozens?
Not sure that we even properly match in this matchup 
I’m professional, your crew kills by being consistent fuck-ups
I’ve read your resume, although I do have some notes
Notably that your “Villainous” acts? They’re nothing to boast
Defeated some scrawny supers, and your ads- nobody hears those!
I understand why your company has problems… with- heroes. (Shit!- Wait- um-)
Blades n’ bullets, explosions n’ death rays, marksman Imp V Brainiac with no skill grade
Keeping company with my lovely honey, I'm the only worker here seeing a payday
Organized organization, yet when facing threats, the doctor hides, silent
Miss Heed had the right idea, we’re simply interested in other clients

Dr Flug :
O-oh! I wasn't expecting a guest today, my apologies
Buuuut I expected an assassin, not, um, w-well
A pistol wielding baby with a possum-like physiology
I may not be from deep-down there, but I can raise hell
Experimenting for the dastardly, devious schemes and cruel machinations
Inject a specimen with cursed concoction, you get injected on a daily basis
Black Hat, that's the organization, IMP, just a speck in the dustbin
Further testing must be collected on this rodent with no family left to trust him
Heard your wife is pregnant, honestly? I'm quite surprised 
Didn't peg you for a family man, good thing Mille’s got your behind
You stay stuck with a bad boss, this pervert- he should be ashamed
It took 2 seasons, you're still a plot device for him, all the same

Moxxie, Millie & Blitzo :
W-Well you- you, um…FUCK, I'm panicking
Aw, c'mon sweetie, this scientist he's an easy kill 
Listen Mox, this bitch gets rocked easily, so keep rambling 
Fuck UP the bagheaded bitch, show off how he’s unskilled (Y-yes sir!)

Dr Flug, Demencia & Black Hat : 
Bleeeehhhh! This songs boring! C'mon, fight, Throw a punch, nerd! 
Wh- Demencia?!? Get out- (FLUG!) Slay this vermin or your deaths assured
If this is what passes for demons these days, I'm disappointed
Soon as Flug is done, all we’ll need is a mortuary appointment 

Moxxie : 
Alright-! listen here you mad scientist charlatan
Make something new to do your job for you, cause you're incompetent
Id say give us a call, but I don't believe were required
Network pulled its own plug, tough luck, now hit the bricks, you’re fired
Quite rude to list off my flaws, Flug was it? I'm unimpressed
Guess it's outta the bag that you're just a villain because you're a reject 
Grudge against a Goldheart, Heed dodged the failure and you left her to rot
Pardon me, but FUCK you, say goodnight to the bad guy via buckshot

Dr Flug :
And just when I thought I had someone new I could relate too
This pathetic imp threw a tantrum, well- scratch that, a few
Looks like crimson red flags run in the family, like your lack of a spine
How’d Millie end up with you? You both caved in to the “Chaz Time”
My pilot took off soaring, you were lucky to even get off the ground
This independent animated imbecile… well he came crashing down
DEMENCIA! (Yea?) Add the imp to my “Incompetent Evildoers” folder
As you end up another crossover that the Black Hat Organization took over!

Moxxie vs Dr.Flug - Rap Battle

Instrumental y voz de Sans - https://soundcloud.com/cyancoat/
Mezcla de audio y voz de Scorpion - ASZ (Batallas Súper Geniales de Rap)
Video: https://youtu.be/gKLPzlmWMrY

Lyrics translated (not adapted) into English: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TDDJFBL2Qh3ymZJIHfgBBPEnC51zC9y5N37q19Ng-k8/edit

Sans:
*diría que hace un lindo día, sabes? pero-né.
*tipos como tú deberían arder en el netherrealm…
*con un uno de HP, pero tú vas “bajo cero”
*pues cual Noob perdiste todo y ya estás hecho puro hueso!
*y puede que yo sea vago, pero tú has visto tus clones?...
*...eres sólo uno de doscientos ninjas de colores!
*Ghost Rider se cabreó, y ahora D’vorah-do está
*pero con un Super Smash voy a darle Kom-bad time...

Scorpion:
Gastas mi tiempo con tu intento de humor...
Hasta el patán de Johnny Cage hace comedia mejor!
Super Smash? Sí... como disfraz, en fin
Pues en Nintendo no hay quien te diga VEN AQUÍ!
La venganza va a ser mía!, no vencerás a un ninja...
...cuando tu peor enemiga. fue una niña con cuchillas!
Represento al Shirai Ryu, la furia de mi clan...
Mientras tu imagen burlada es la furry-a de tus fans!
Lanzo mi arpón, “Ketchup” va a volar!
Y si te pones a esquivar, 	sucker-punch!
Dejaste que sangre corra, quedándote ahí parado...
...Un cobarde sans honor, y sans hermano!

Sans:
*¿eso fue todo? ¿dónde está ese fuego que escupías?
*más que calientes, esas rimas están ‘tibias’
*y tu juego? huele a pasta… del tipo espeluznante
*desde gráficos realistas hasta sangre abundante, heh
*aprende a relajarte y sigue cebando mates...
*no eres uno para hablar de estar saliendo en memes malos!
*perder a tu familia te hizo loco de remate
*y al final te convertirte en un asesino de hermanos!
*tus pecados van subiendo por tu espina dorsal...
*ah, no, sólo es Quan Chi dándote tu final…
*Nintendo?, en serio?, me adoran, por favor!
*como ninja no hay honor si te censuran en Japón!
*has sido manipulado, estás viviendo una mentira
*pero tal vez con un reboot tu dignidad sobreviva...
*porque estoy al tanto de que esto se va a detener...
*tanto Kronika como Ed aman usar el reset...

Scorpion:
Tu mundo nevado no es Extraño, Jack!
Un cliché retro como un mal romhack!
Es mejor que empaques todo y vuelvas a Earthbound
Porque es obvio que en Kombate no aguantarías ni un Round!
Con tu crush por cabras, qué sabes de dignidad?
Tu único propósito es tener una ‘Animalidad’
Un cambio de color con Telekinesis no hace daño
tratar de azularme es cometer un Error Macro!
No soy nuevo en pulverizar huesos...
 Y con Determinación, Misericordia no muestro...
Tu idealismo es tu peor debilidad
Ésta ruta genocida acaba en fatalidad.

Sans vs Scorpion

Tributo en Español a ERB.

Spanish ERB Tribute.

www.youtube.com/guerrasderap

Sans vs Scorpion

Guerras De Rap