Battles I'm involved with

Amphibia/Owl House Rap Battles

Projects in which I voice in that aren’t my own.

oh hey it’s me

WE MIXIN NOW BABEY!!!!!!!!!!
Swoldow as Mr. Mix
RaccoonBro as Chef Saltbaker
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Written by Trakked, Alchemyking
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by JaCoN

Battle:
Mr Mix:
Hi there! I’m Mr Mix,
The helpful chef that gives fixins to kids!
Try and write your lines, with typing, I’m the captain
Call this track a Mr. Remix, cuz now it’s time to Rap This!
You’re deceiving others, leaving them believing
You’re in need of some ingredients, intriguing them with treats
You got redeemed, now ain’t it sweet? Defeated, seething, left in doubt
Do you see that you’re a weakling, please, or do I need to spell it out?
C U P H E A D
Beat your ass, take it from me
Yup! I tend to savor dishes and save em for later
But with what you dish out, ironically, you are lacking flavor 

Chef Saltbaker:
Well golly! Did you mean to mess with holly jolly Salty?
Had enough of your ribaldry, you faulty reject from Baldi
Take it with a grain of salt from me. Adultery? Please, 
If you're wanting something salty you can drop on your knees (AY)
Who asked? I certainly didn't 
Nor did anyone else wish for this bitch on their Christmas wish list
I’m proficient with my disses so I suggest that you listen
Go hide right inside your files and get the hell out of my kitchen

Mr Mix:
Shh, you can’t talk; you got delayed for many years
Cry more, maybe I could marinate you with your tears
This glass gnome should take his lines, and like his berries, bin it
Now let’s see you keep up with my flow of 8 bars per minute!
(fast rap)
Your phases are baseless and broken, you’re tasteless and coping; your bakery caved in and fell
Stuck in your basement and hoping to make up a potion to strengthen and take it yourself
Stay on the shelf, I’ll take your plates, erase your fate same as before
Escape my place? You couldn’t fit your Wondertart ass out the door

Chef Saltbaker:
I suggest you start accepting defeat 
I have em beggin' in the Isles for a scent of my treats
Now I know this cheesy egghead went an’ scrambled brains,
But now you’re messing with the saint of the astral plane
Did you rap your game’s last level? ‘Cause that sounded like a seizure
I’ll beat this greasy, sleazy freak that believes he’s a teacher
Heat 'em up, leave him’ screamin’! ‘Fore you’re done, here’s a tip off:
Not talking your spammed files when I’m calling you a ripoff!
I’m baking Mr. Trail Mix with my oven-hot fire
The closest you come to heat is when it’s a hair dryer
May have left hackers frightened, but your efforts were in vain
Now you’ll be another Flash game never to be seen again

Mr. Mix vs Chef Saltbaker - Rap Cypher #31

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b6wosim-z1epjh-2YVmQf-TnEvO-UW74X8El0qHhGX0/edit
King Mewtwo as Bowser
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Lucifer
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64, King Mewtwo and AlchemyKing
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Toni Rigatoni
Beat by Epistra and Dansonn
Hint for next time: "Captains of heaven and hell"

Bowser vs. Lucifer

Hey whaddaya know I release battles

Mancha (UBERocity) as Elder Kettle
Matt Raichous as Hopediah Plantar
Prod. by InsaneBeatz
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by JK03
Special thanks: Raisu Battle, RNG, MetaMachine, Quizzique, Snakebite126

LYRICS:
Elder Kettle:
I thought my boys already beat some frogs in a standoff
Unless you’re their grandpa, but after an edge sand-off
This fight would end no different if I just went and slept in
It’s my radio against your cane; of course you’re getting poor reception
You’re a revolutionary icon, so it’s a pity
That despite your claims to “eat the rich”, you’re still a slave to Disney
I’ll leave your HP draining, as I go in for the kill
It’s fitting that this Farmer got screwed over by a Bill

Hop Pop:
Felicia’s equipment came to life to blow steam at me?
Well, call in King Andrias, ‘cause I’m about to spill the tea
How ‘bout you eat some veggies, not that sweet garbage you’re craving?
The last time your house had greens in it, it was a home invasion
Now, I’d be nicer, but Fleischer miser’s none the wiser
When I reverse the roles, spit fire on this baby in a diaper
We both have mashed up garbage in an effort to get rich,
But my dishonesty pales in comparison to what’s spat out by Netflix

Elder Kettle:
You’re talking to a vet, so in battles, I’m a sound ten
I can tell you’re green with envy, like you’re dipping in a fountain
I can see through all the flaws you fail at masking, so I’m asking
How’d you fail at that and rapping, when acting is your passion?
Werner’s no longer the biggest rat that I’ve smelled in a fair while
‘Cause you lie to your foster daughter, leaving split ends like your hairstyle
Hey, Hop Pop & Roll, make this another fight where you’ll run
You’re only top of the pecking order when the herons come

Hop Pop:
I’m an old one, but still ripe, while you’re bursting at the seams
Lookin’ to best me with those Peashooters? Forget the ding-dang dream!
You’re a musty, rusting bucket; bustin’ you shouldn’t be that hard
I just buried a box; your boys try to bury you in the yard!
I own a snail that moves faster than you; you’re bound for the grave
Yet you still torment your children, leaving them going “I don’t feel safe!”
I’ll go back to my avocados, which leave my fame blooming, so
Why don’t you mortgage your house, just like your parent studio?

Elder Kettle vs. Hop Pop - Disney Rap Battles

I could've demoed any of the written battles I have lying around. Instead, I made this entirely within this month, from conception to audio. You're welcome.

Quizzique as Tony Hawk
garbageGothic as Jackie-Lynn Thomas
Prod. by David O'Brien (Audio Network)
Writing by Alchemyking
Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special thanks: MetaMachine, Legengo

LYRICS:
Tony Hawk:
It’s Birdman, flyin’ in to blast the mic
Big on satellite TV, while you’re just Marco’s satellite
Yea, Jackie’s lame, trade her for this great skater
Marco can take the blame later when I stay ahead, like Naysaya
Blaze haters! Ain’t talking baby ducks when you’re catching strays
I’m surfing half-pipes, while you just look like you’re half awake
I speed through my bars like I’m grinding rails
Eyes like a Hawk, but even I’m freaked out by your eyes’ detail

Jackie-Lynn Thomas:
Wait, you’re the Tony Hawk? Forgive my mistake
With that verse, could you blame me for barely being awake?
You’re packing red flags, but your deals with Six Flags were a miss
Quit shilling capitalists and go be a dad to your kids
Tony, a Pro Skater? I prefer Caddicarus
I gorge on pain peppers, so you know I’m spitting lit
Known for your revolutions, but in philanthropy, you ain’t smart
Your answer to “How do we help starving kids out?” “SKATE PARKS!”

Tony:
Yo, you should clam up! Take after your necklace
Guess Star brought a full stop to your Love Sentence
Marco pulled a caper with his cape, you left him on the pier waiting
I’ll dock ten points for that, and ten points for queer-baiting
We’re both used to carrying, but in your case
You carried Marco so hard, I’m shocked you didn’t have your board break
You’re just a history geek, I sweeped in ERBoHistory
My bars will make you lose your cool, and leave you with two silver streaks

Jackie:
Oh, you’re still rapping, bro?
That verse was so forced, I thought it was one of your cameos
You should be disqualified for that fifth game, Birdman
And here, I thought Bon Bon’s grave was riddled with vermin!
You wanna trash my love life, but I send your capping back at you
‘Cause you hop between wives like you’re back on Captain Kangaroo
Like a motion-controlled board, you can’t control me when I’m rhyming
Tony Hawk struck out! But Star knows a good ravine you can hide in

HINT FOR NEXT TIME: Greed (ft. Quizzique and MetaMachine)

Tony Hawk Vs Jackie-Lynn Thomas - Disney Rap Battles

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'!!!!
Fightmarker as Boyfriend
Rosenthal as Kung Fu Man
Beat produced by Tantu
Writers: Trakked, AlchemyKing
Additional help by: NeonTheProtogen, Kamren 
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Kung Fu Man:
This ain’t a fight you’re winning, take a step and you’re in danger
Sounding like a car and children think that it’s a banger?
Controlled by the keyboard, but you’ve never been a player
MUGEN’s riding tracks, I stole your girl; I demon slayed her

Boyfriend:
I’m going old school, no need for arrow keys
Hedgehog hair really wants to fare with me? 
Nah, you’re not a problem to me, brother
Think I sound like a car? BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
I’ve been a rockstar in every round that I spit
While you’ve flopped hard since 2006
And I’m on charts, you better be on guard
You know I got bars while you’re sounding pretty shit
You wish you could steal my girl, bitch
You can't even talk cuz you lost yours to Suave Dude
While mine's on the sidelines and vibing to my lines and writing
Not fighting, but I think she blocked you (OHHH)
I’m the mainstay character in every mod and story
You’re deleted from the roster first cuz they think that you’re boring
At least I got a family, if you wanna battle me,
Why don’t you go into Notepad and code a personality?

Kung Fu Man:
All that battle rapping with Daddy Dearest ain’t doing nothing
Step in my dojo, I’ll show you discipline, boot your skull in
I've got a move to show you when you go and push my buttons 
No hadokens needed, I'll still be having you looking rough, kid
You're with GF, but why should you bother?
Since the only person that you're wanted by is her father
The Palm is not for novices, go and train for a decade
And maybe if you dropped a diss, you'd be able to get laid
White boy stare with that light blue hair
If I looked in McDonalds, I would find you there
Got some mascot status, but soon you'll be phased out
Ruining your site by turning Newgrounds to Playgrounds
I'm skilled as a fighter, so I sure can be offensive
I fend against my demons while they’re giving you erections
You're a Phantom in my Arcade, step up and you get beat
You'll have less chances of releasing than your next week

Boyfriend:
It looks like Elecbyte forgot about you, bro
When your classic mode is only you fighting two clones
Peace out, bitch, you were slow to defend
So go cry in the corner of your dojo again

Boyfriend vs Kung Fu Man - Rap Cypher #33

The power of mean girls flows through you.

bblackroses as Sasha Waybright
garbageGothic as Susie
King Mewtwo as Grime

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking
Beat Arrangement by SIR Rap Battles
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Kamren

Sasha (0:13)
Well, this is disappointing, another lizard I’m tasked to destroy? That’s
Annoying, but this appointed rebel leader will still enjoy it
Draw it out in chalk, this match will be like your concept, an apparent steal
I’m spearheading revolutions, you revolve around Holiday spirit while riding on a Ferris wheel

Your ’fun gang’s just a glorified school club, while I rallied an army
How do you manage to flub your rhymes AND your classes despite looking like Barney?
I’ve just got a couple notes for what your game could improve and how
‘Cause like War of the Warlocks, it’s another fantasy that I’m tuning out

Susie (0:41)
Hey, Kris, where the FUCK did we just get dropped?
I guess we’ve got something in common, we both just got swamped
Well, I’ll gladly stomp you with my blade if you wanna throw swords
Haven’t seen a pink gem this manipulative since Rose Quartz

It’s fitting you’re a cheerleader, with how you’re raising RED FLAGS
You step on daggers with Grime? I’ll disarm you like his LEFT HAND
You call your friends the Sharps, but your bonds with them all FELL FLAT
The true Calamity is that all THREE of you got BACKSTABBED

Put Anne’s friends in danger, and you handled Wartwood miserably
When talking cliff-hangers, heh, you would take that too literally
Think your parents splitting apart caused you grief? Ha, just watch
I’ll slice through you! But after Anne, you must be used to getting cut off

Sasha & Grime(1:22)
Grime:
Sasha, are you gonna just sit there and let this beast try to devour us?

Sasha:
Grimesy, please, all she eats is garbage, but I’m glad she’s spitting it out again
I flew through space, while you run around beating up puzzle pieces? You’re powerless
Spent so much time inside that closet, maybe you should try coming out of it

Tension’s present with Noelle, but you’re still wrapping/rapping awfully
Honestly, you’re just a softie, couldn’t even hit Lancer properly!
And you’re chatting’ bout Grime? Well, you’re one to talk, aren’t you?
With your two lackluster chapters, did Darcy slice Toby’s arm, too?

Twitter and Berdly simp for you, those blue nerds are nothing, dude
Compared to my heron blade: now that’s three birds crushing you
And cliff-hangers? Like your tail, that insult serves no function
Because I could timeskip, and your game would still be in production

Even with my PhD, I just can’t comprehend your following
Can’t think outside the box, fitting you dressed as one for Halloween
Got signs of being psychopathic with your edgy aggression
But since you’re in my demographic, we can schedule a session


Susie (2:17)
Like your prison food, that verse was grueling; it’s like I’m the one chained in bars
You were hardly electrifying, guess that’s why you’re scared of taking charge
Everyone around you has played a part in attempting to conceal the truth
Your prophecy’s outlined with chalk, but now I’ll be the one to deal the runes

Even Rouxls Kaard has sharper schemes - you lead troops to their doom with your bad plans
Man, forget rooting in the barn, she’s about to go and join Rudinn in the trash can
You had camaraderie with Braddock and Percy, but hammered it away out of impulse
Whether socially or as a sign to stop, like LA traffic you can’t pick up signals

We’re not so different in a way, we’ve both been made to use others
But at the end of the day, everyone shows their True Colors
It’s truly ironic that Waybright’s who this Lightner’s snuffing out
You’ve suffered a crushing defeat, it’s the end of discussion now

Sasha Waybright Vs Susie | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #6(ft. bblackroses and garbageGothic)

Leo Barqui as Dimentio
Lee Bergantino as The Collector
Sanpie as Nastasia
Lew Kreerdun as O’Chunks
Jingleberry as Mimi
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by Lew Kreerdun
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by TheNauticalClaydol
Mixing by Jordy
Cover art by LimJJ
Special thanks: garbageGothic, DreyahVA, Fightmarker, Lee Bergantino, MetaStarVA

Dimentio:
OHOHOHOHO! 
I am Dimentio! The one who always wrecks the Bros.! The one who flips between friend and foe!
Yet I don’t think the challenge that Bleck foretold was… babysitting a ten-year-old?
Yes, it’s the Collector’s show! Though like the creature that protects your home
You’re sure to put me to sleep… and that’s set in stone!

A temper tantrum’s the only way you’d attack who you’re fighting
So go back to your whining, ‘cause it’s a clash of the Titans
You’re crafting whole islands from corpses for your machinations
But a curse is the only way anyone’d be attached to your creations

I’m a right hand man! Got my boss in my palm, even though I was cast from nothing
Some god you are! Belos pulls the strings like you’re a shadow puppet
Your goals were so barebones that he threw you into a pit full of skeletons
Now you’re trapped inside that mirror… maybe work on some self-reflection, kid

The Collector:
I’M BOOOOORED! To play a game, you know how far I’d go
But I have to draw the line at… Super Paper Mario? (BLEH!)
Okay, I’ll humor you if you’re promising a festival
But none of your antics can change that you’re not even two-dimensional! (HAHA!)

So what’s your favorite activity? Well, skimming through your plot bits
We could play tag… but that wouldn’t work. (Why?) ‘Cause you’re not it! (OHHH!)
We could pillow fight, but based on all the scenes you’ve fought in
Like Fracktail, you’re simply ro… wait, that line doesn’t work! DARN IT!

But still, citizens always remember me when they see the sky
You need to plant seeds in them to stick in people’s minds
I learned how to make amends, but I can’t forget the way you betrayed your friends
But you can still be my doll, we’ll play pretend! I never want our game to end!

Dimentio:
Play pretend with me? Please! Winning tag’s the only way you’d ever hit me
To shut you down, I don’t need Dimension D - I just need Dimension Disney
The only people who act worshipful to you are a murderous cult
Yet no matter how many Titans they slaughter, that point can’t get through your sturdy skull

But don’t take it from me, the story’s etched deep in slabs
Of how your family thinks you’ll never be a man
So they left you playing hide and seek, then ran
Now you’re really a lost boy, Peter Pan
Doesn’t matter if you’re Flipping Sides
Your powers ain’t effective in fixing lives
I’ll wave “Ciao!” as you leave that witch to die
That’s the only time Luz sees you in a different light

The Collector
On second thought, a Picasso’s not worth adding to my halls of art
Stay behind with your loser entourage, you ain’t controlling this chaotic heart!
Of COURSE you’d come up short when you fused with Mr. L
But I like a fair game, so I’ll let your coworkers speak for themselves!

(The Collector takes control of Nastasia, O’Chunks, and Mimi like puppets)

"Your performance review’s lacking… and I don’t mean theatrics"
"‘Tis right! With all yer acting, ye’ve dealt way too much hammage!"
"I SPIT on you! Got beat by hearts, but you don’t deserve affection!"
I guess when he self-destructed, he blew his shot at redemption! (KABOOM! HAHAHAHA!)

The Collector vs. Dimentio - Disney Rap Battles! (The Owl House vs. Super Paper Mario)

RaccoonBroVA as Emperor Belos
Chase Beck as King Andrias

Written by mintoreos
Additional help from Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Art by iaambfah

[Belos: 0:11]
If this semi-amphibian waste wants a fight, I’ll play
Flip the script, after this, you’ll be the one that’s enslaved
You’re severed when I take control, show you why you should stay back home
Humans have disgraced you, kid, how’d your Earth invasion go?

When you were a dictator, you let your father pull the strings
So how about you kneel down and serve another undead king
You got no attention, your dad left you gaslit
Not the first time that your ass got abandoned

Leif up and left, took that box, and now your day’s ruined
Marcy trusted you with all her heart until you put your blade through it
Spent your life making the monarchy your purpose
Now all you got to show for work is community service

[Andrias: 0:47]
I’ll end this bout quickly, like his final season
Just like all his lies, there was no rhyme or reason
He acts as savior but wants all the witches in a genocide
The only plan he’s coming up with is to gentrify

Palisman made all your scars so you donned a mask
Luz made sure your monstrous form would forever last
When I unsheath my sword I leave my rivals six feet under
When you bring out a weapon, you only kill your brother

You really thought his love was a crime on humanity?
Safe to say Caleb’s sanity doesn’t run in the family
Ironic how you tried to play God and made his corpse your slave
When the God in your world is who led you to a lonely grave

[Belos: 1:23]
It took a God to swing the war in the witches’ favor
But comparing us, we’d see who folded under pen and paper
Leave you shaken to the core, I’m not talking your superior
Newtopia’s new era, show me Anne, I’ll be defeating her

I rule a nation, you were overthrown by three L.A. kids
Are you a real newt if you can’t grow back your own limbs?
Let me possess your body, I can make you write good lines
Build them like a grimwalker, but I can’t fix that guilt you hide

[Andrias: 1:47]
He says he speaks for the Titan but I wouldn’t give in
When all he did was create the broken coven system
Lilith broke your the nose and now the race was somehow vile to you
Then you blamed the witches like, “now look what you made me do”

Tried to take over minds so that Raine had to force you out
Tried to trick Luz again, rain had to force you out
So as you’re begging me to do the right thing 
Remember it’s the second time you’re stomped by a king


Emperor Belos vs King Andrias - Mint Rap Battles (ft. RaccoonBroVA & Chase Beck)

@freshy-kanal as Invader Zim, GIR, and the Announcer
@king-mewtwo as Plankton
Tom Kenny as the French narrator

Written by: Henry Jones, @dannyplaysgames-422800890, @top-irish, @user-120833346, @king-mewtwo, @deanfalcon, @swoldow_evgrb, Ribbit, @kennethh-5, Aaron Peters, Daniel The Rapper, and razzy 
Cover art by: @jordan-showish
Beat produced by: @atomicbeats-1
Mixed by: @freshy-kanal

Lyrics:
T.V. RAP BATTLES!
INVADER ZIM!
VS!
PLANKTON!
BEGIN!

Plankton:
Karen, fire up the lyric machine, because today, I’ll cut no slack
To a green freak who’s best known for his creator’s other Maniac!
Just take a look at my Plan Z, and you will see like Ice I interrupt
I'll take the win, and the formula, once this rejected alien steps up
This fool wants to challenge me? You're about to get burned by my flow 
I'm going strong with tens of seasons, after 2006 you're a no-show (ooo) 
So, you have a TV film soon? Check the numbers, Zim
Stepping to the more Supreme of minds? Looks like The Nightmare Begins!

Zim:
I won't be stopped by a round cyclops of doom 
So don’t get Krabby, microscopic fiend, expect another squashing soon
You’re at the Bikini Bottom of the Bucket, disgusting friendless scum
You had to build your own wife, beating this rotting Chum is F.U.N
GIR: 
We will squish you like a bug, because you're Imperfect, Cell  
Zim: 
It's very pathetic that you're scared of whiny teenage whales
Several torture methods have been thought up and i've made my decision
Split this molecule in two, so he can finally have peripheral vision

French Narrator:
1 verse later...
Plankton:
And you’ve yet to make a harsh statement
My quips will leave you in more tears than your show’s cancellation!
You're just a disaster, you're weaker than Patrick in the competition
I’ll give your fans a reboot of you, alright: Invader Zim’s Extinction!

Zim:
You're lying if you think you can best this Extraterrestrial mastermind
I’ll roast this Patty like a family. Except it’s gonna be done right!
You will always be 1% evil, like Mr Krabs, I’ve foiled ya
You failed in this fight like you fail to get the Secret Formula! 

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
T.V. RAP BATTLES!

Invader Zim vs Plankton. T.V. Rap Battles 3.

Mario:
I spit epic lines against this f**king sh*t rip off
You’ll be siivagunned down to the ground so stop
I’ll plow right through you like bricks, breaking more ground than the Wii
You’ll fall like a Lakitu, I’m used to curb-stomping tiny enemies
I’ve got the Nintendo Power to outlive any memes you bring
I’m known the world over, you don’t matter in the Grand scheme of things
Are your eyes blue because you’re feeling depressed?
If not then I’ll make you feel that, because I’m the best!

Grand Dad:
I'll boot your legs in, don't even dare try to own me
I'm on top! You're comin' up Smol like Nozomi!
I’m grand, you’re banned, and I’ll leave your a** canned
I’m a man, I’m not a fan, so I’ll hit you with a pan
You're a frickin moron b***h, so be ashamed and cry
Why don't you Grab me lunch and maybe Die
You make me f**king cringe- ew ttgd
Call me your grand daddy~ cause now you listen to me

Mario:
I'll turn the tables when this foe's been boned
I'm smoking this joke, even though he's already flinstoned
I'm packed with bars of fire just like one of bowser's castles
Reaching for the win like a flagpole in order to end this battle

Grand Dad:
I'm a top-notch gangsta, why not replace Grand with God?
While you're a faded out star scrapped in favor of COD
Run out of time or this fight, either way you'll descend bro
I'll switch things up as I stomp out this coinwhore for Nintendo

Who Won

Who's Next

You Decide

Jaeden Man89 Rap Battles of 

GRAND DAD
FLEENTSTONES?

Numbness

Written by Red, Adroitwhiz, , epicman12 , Jaeden-Man89, R The Writer

Beat
https://youtu.be/kGg6q1j6jZE

Cast:
King Mewtwo as Mario
Red As Grand Dad

If you think it's good I might do another

Mario Vs Grandad

King Mewtwo as Globglogabgalab
Skeep as Dunsparce

Globglogabgalab:

Slam poetry? Delicious, I love a schwibbleschwabble
But I sense a bad taste from the words of your squabble
So best get silent and wide eyed, scary
Or you’ll lie buried in my library
Stuck without an evolution and your stats are flimsy
The surprisingly long got the short Straw-insky
You wanna see my rap Treasure Trove? Best get diggin’
Unlike this cryptid, my win’s Non-Fiction
Mmmm, splendid!

Dunsparce:


I wish I was in the Dark Cave, you’re a sight for sore eyes
You’re like a yeast infection of thoughts and minds
I’ll drill you down and reunite the dirt with its worm
I’m sure you’re already used to eating your own words
You’ll be a meme for a week, then you’re loved no longer
I’ll still be more fleshed out than this skin monster
All Hope is lost, Jabba, stick to Housing new inmates
This worm’s submerged in my flow, only useful as clickbait

Written by Eddie and Jason
Mixed by Dustin

Dunsparce vs Globglogabgalab - Pokemon vs Anything

Special thanks to Alex for uploading
(he told me to put this here lol)

Beat Produced by: Imotape Productions
Written by: Dani Frias, King Mewtwo
Chiseled by: B O R K
Mixed by: J Morris the Review Guy
Thumbnail by: AaronGPeters

King Mewtwo  as John Lennon
J Morris the Review Guy as Kurt Cobain

Lyrics:

Lennon:
Imagine there was no heaven or nothing to pray to
After listening to your songs, I’d say I was in the same view
With all the kindergarten playbacks, come in here and you're too low
All Apologies, but I'll smack you back to In Utero

Cobain:
Here's the difference between Cobain’s art and the man who's dream’s a nudist
You claim you're high and mighty but I myself worship the Buddhists
You don’t sound like you’re into anything but how am I too low?
I know “All You Need is Love” didn't mean brag about Yoko Ono
Then spent your honeymoon in bed, and been slacking ever since
Didn't play for you to join, but did your OCD never rinse?
The always sad friend of the group with I guess one known Christmas tune
I wouldn’t be all too surprised if you were depressing this beat soon

Lennon:
Got a band named Nirvana, but seems within it’ll decay
A Heart Shaped Verse so shattered it’d crawl back to the guitars that you’ve played
My writing demons are no more, you can’t make yours fade away
So best clean up that filthy verse like the janitor that stayed

Cobain:
Across the Universe, but your best work was racist through the stars
The pain that I’ve been through’s not even close to you spitting your bars
Make like your Beatles departure and still keep up with the peace
As your nose is bigger than your ambition for another piece
You’re a Montage of Heck but at least when your Poison’s Gone
You’ll be Fecal Matter, after you’re announced before dawn
You don't want a Quarry, Man if you're as beta as those times
Maybe try getting used more often to think up better lines

Lennon:
I don't believe in death, but after this I think that’ll be switched
Seems it’s not the first time that you’ve been under a painted bridge
I've been seen through as a lord, better call up Harrison
Because the closest thing to your moment was buried pressure, son
Got you caught in more flow than your conceiving; Nevermind
Should’ve went back to film-making to make better bloody lines
You’re in the Brad Pitt now, if he’ll even show up for his part
And with a friend from Compton, I thought you would get him for this kind of art
You’ll change in here more than your members, I’ve moved on from what you’ve dissed with
I won’t take you seriously when your best song is for Teen Spirit
You’ve got many inspirations, and then went thinking you were flawless
But give my nickel back and Nickelback his crown for the obnoxious

Cobain:
Changed my members, yes, but what relationships do you bring?
Me and Courtney stayed while you’ve got stale meat who could never sing
Not to mention your band’s material for pop culture allusions
Guess my cover did nothing but give this old man some confusion
I took assets from you and managed to do better than your smudge
It isn’t my fault that John Lennon here mixed up the grunge with grudge
I’ve been playing for MTV before they Unplugged with their music
You’ve been playing for little girls who prefer Harry as their choosin’
Now don’t interrupt me, I’m not here to kowtow and give thanks
When your closest thing to rapping was against O’ Reilly’s banks
Your Rolling Foes gave me four stars, it’s clear that we’re not on the same side
So keep coming at me if you once again want all your flames died

Lennon:
I spit Lithium; you spit its cancer rhymes that leave you dead
Say goodbye to all the friends living inside your head
Got a Simpson reference, now everyone rips off your flashback
Stay as the emo savior and be minimized to a movie soundtrack

LINE MEANINGS/FUN FACTS:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10owsMAvzpi_1bDjQQouQ7CYb-ZmVtOyRMfJlkCQx4IY/edit?usp=sharing

{REBOOT} John Lennon vs Kurt Cobain - Rap Battle

In this rap battle two iconic Nintendo "Trainers" go head to head, both with very different ideas of what training is. Who will win? That's for you to decide.

Also no this isn't the Smash version of Pokémon Trainer this one was actually competent enough to evolve his pokémon.

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/18354775

King Mewtwo as Wii Fit Trainer
https://soundcloud.com/king-mewtwo
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6u5tHVsAaWYq_UreyZMufw

Vladimyr P. as Pokémon Trainer
https://soundcloud.com/universalrapbattles
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzqKbVXFxRik0AkaLmFl2hg
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1RdxEDNIuMIZk0VLjSdVrQ

Alex the Beast as Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ/featured

Mixed by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqg

Written by Psytube
Cover art by Psytube
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Karaoke: https://picosong.com/wKPZm/


Wii Fit Trainer:
Now, if you don’t want this fitness contest to be a landslide
You should start by improving the crooked posture of your franchise
No amount of warning screens could describe your world’s sheer danger
I mean, you fight ten foot tall monsters and host cockfights with strangers
Usually I’d tell you to relax but I get your aggression
It must feel quite bad to be kicked out your house when you’re eleven
Sure, you managed to trudge your way into beating the league challenge
But looking at your battle system, you couldn’t keep balance

Pokémon Trainer:
I’ve been out here on my journey, travelling far and wide
While you dance around on a doormat and you call it exercise
The bottom of the bargain bin wants to fight a gaming pro?
Then say hello to my killing monsters, pokéball, go!
(Charizard)
Against a fire breathing beast it isn’t hard to leave you floored
I’m up here soaring in the sky while you can’t jump on your board
(Blastoise)
You lasted for a week before grannies got bored of your cheap fad
Hell, even my hydro pump couldn’t pierce your fanbase as bad
(Venusaur)
Looking at all your players, Wii Fat really should’ve been your name
Cause solar beam moves faster than people playing your minigames
(Pokémon Trainer)
Come back guys, there’s no point, his series is beyond hope
It’s so dead, I couldn’t even see it with a Silph Scope

Wii Fit Trainer:
Should’ve breathed in deeply before you spat that verse
Your disses came out so damaged, they couldn’t be healed by your nurse
Sure you got pretty close with the 5 kids who play portables
But a glimpse of a good game? Looks like you haven’t caught ‘em all

Pokémon Trainer vs Wii Fit Trainer - Psytube Rap Battles #4

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
Alexis Larsen as Luz Noceda

Beat by Didker
Written and Mixed by Raichous

-LYRICS-
MILES
The Spider-Man before got the Green Goblin and Doc Ock
I get the weirdo that edits anime to punk rock
For someone who loves stories with a convoluted lore
Your storylines just leave all of your viewers wishing there was more
It’s no wonder your mother wanted to stunt your creativity
Got kicked out of school for all your dangerous activities
Then in the demon realm, all you do is cause witches agony
Forget about your magic, I’ll still leave you red like Amity
Oh cramity, the calamity, you’re out here losing your family
This mama was ready for trauma until she got hit with tragedy
When my mentor passed on, I still made my way to the top
I don’t need a scroll to tell me you’re the one chosen to flop
A dense apprentice hobbyist, can’t even see the obvious
Tryna show that you’re tolerant by queerbaiting your audience
A couple of witches starting to spark some teenage romance
But what are you gonna do when you gotta go home, man?

LUZ
Lo siento, mamí, I know you wanted me to be good
But I have to beat this Spider-Man back to his friendly neighborhood
I held my own against Belos, I’ve taken down Grometheus
I beat the Grudgby champion, this challenge is my easiest
Just like Azura said, when face to face with her rival
You were never relevant until your thirty-sixth revival
For a self proclaimed hero, it seems you cause a lot of casualties 
You’re not even skilled enough to swing in and save your family
How could anyone trust you when you’re related to the Prowler
You had five Spider-Mentors, but couldn’t match half of my power
Meanwhile, I’m rising to the top, using spells to make houses walk
Even with my body swapped, you can’t handle the glyphs I got
A dead Sunflower, that wants to stand in out in the crowd
Overshadowed by the clouds of the brands that he’s selling out
You wanna be Spider-Man, trying to live up to his legacy
It’s sad to see, you’ll never be the hero that the city needs

MILES
You expect me to believe that you brought fireworks to school
When you don’t have what it takes to bring fire words to a duel
No amount of glyphs’ll help you when you’re up against Morales
Sketching symbols for your powers while I’ve got natural talent
You don’t need a sack attached to your heart to be full of bile
How’s a human the most dangerous thing in the Boiling Isles?
I’m still struggling trying to find the dark side of this otter
But so far, I’ve only found a Dominican Harry Potter

LUZ
¡No me hables así! Don’t act like you’re any more creative
When you copied Static’s powers and mixed them with Spidey’s basics
You told Peter you’d be fine, but you struggle at stopping crime
So incompetent on your own, I’d bet that Ganke wrote your lines
Ay, que lindo, you think that stand a chance against my magic
I fought the odds and succeeded, you could never match passion
Camouflage and hide away, you should stick to your own dimension 
Step to me again, and you’ll be faced with detention


Special thanks to the teams behind The Owl House and Spider-Man: Miles Morales, who gave me the inspiration to be creative during my worst depression in the past three years.

Sasha Waybright Vs Susie | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #6(ft. bblackroses and garbageGothic)

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