[THIS BATTLE WAS CRAFTED AS PART OF A 100 HOUR RAP BATTLE CHALLENGE!]

In this episode of Quizzical Quarrels, two of the most memed fictional racqueteers cause a racket in a rap bracket! Who will get game point?

Swizkii as Ken
Quizzique as Waluigi

Written by Quizzique and Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Light
Beat prod. By InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to JK for inadvertently giving the idea of Ken in a battle.

Ken (0:10): 
Alright, it’s match point, and I won’t be fallin’ short
Approach the net with intellect, and now the ball’s in your court
I’ll knock your ass out of your Revolution at super Sonic speeds
Because your spin-offs always fall flat to those dirty yellow rings

Check my resume, you won’t believe the things it’ll say
While your 2 pages of lore leave you Italian Vague
Sure, your stache is iconic in every one of your games
But GOD, with that huge nose, you’ll LOVE the smell of these flames!

You think you’re hot shit? I can sense global warmth, you’re not it
How are you a fan favorite when your ass can’t turn a profit?
Call up Bee Larry King so you can show me your worth!
AND SHOW THE WORLD THAT AN ASSIST’S THE ONLY TROPHY YOU’VE EARNED

Waluigi (0:41):
This dude thought he could beat me, Waluigi? Well, it’s lookin’
Like he’s a less effective villain on the court than John Goodman
Check out the bombs I’m dropping like it’s my island resort
You couldn’t size up with winter boots, you’re playing wee sports

Tryna take charge, but your phone battery’s dead
How would you ever get a job with phony flattery, Ken?
And get some lotion, you look like an Amiibo the factory sent
I’d just go and buy a doll if I wanted a plasticky Ken

(Wahahaha!) This abhorrent bitch’s story is the corniest 
Got dumped ‘cause all his girlfriend’s horniness was for a hornet’s nest
Your weakness is apparent with how uncivil you treated her
With your romance, YOU’RE the sugar-free artificial sweetener

Ken (1:11)
Talking love life? I’m the only one to Smash you like a power block
You couldn’t get a Daisy in Vanessa’s flower shop (ha)
Check the shower top, what I’m flowing is lethal 
I’m seeing buggies in your life, so Imma crush you like a Beetle

My nerves are FRIED from hearing that earscratching voice, I’m passin’ this!
Sounds like you ate a wasp nest, even honey won’t help that raspiness
You think yourself an Ace, you’re more a jackoff with your awful lust
Your chances with the princess are washed, that’s a royal flush

Waluigi (1:32):
I know these quips’ll sting, ‘cause we know you’re allergic
But even if you weren’t, your crumbling life would still be left hurting
Bro, you sure fumbled when a bumblebee was Vanny’s hero
Yeah, you get love in tennis, because what you’re scoring’s zero

Waluigi’s topping jocks that seethe at mere pollen bees
Sit this match out, you’re flipping shit like my pinball machine
Hell, you MUST be acting crazy to think you burden me with War
Game, set, no match was made, the ball’s back in your court

Waluigi Vs Ken (Bee Movie)| QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #7 [100 HOUR CHALLENGE] (ft. Swizkii)

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She/They
Pansexual
19
I love Invader Zim. Dib is my favorite.
Proud Juggalo
Danny Phantom enjoyer
Slasher Movie Enjoyer
Taken OwO
Give me waffles
Love Yourself UwU

Waluigi Vs Ken (Bee Movie)| QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #7 [100 HOUR CHALLENGE] (ft. Swizkii)

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