Lyrics:

You and I are pilgrims of the galaxy. By refining, we dream.
By blossoming, we reflect.

Serenity is a constant. Gratitude is the richness of energy, and of us.

THIS THING ALMOST KILLED MY GRANDMA 
OK FIRST OFF THIS THING IS HUGE!!! I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WHEN ORDERING. BUT WHEN EVERY ONE LEFT THE HOUSE ONE DAY I DECIDED TO GIVE IT THE OLD COLLEGE TRY.
 THE SUCTION CUP WORKS WELL I HAD IT STUCK TO MY BEDROOM DOOR OK SO WHEN TRYING TO USE THIS IT WAS REALLY BIG AND AWKWARD I WAS TRYING TO BACK AGAINST IT SLOWLY LETTING MY BUTT HOLE ADJUST TO THE MASSIVE WIDTH I HAD MY I-POD LISTENING TO EYE OF THE TIGER TRYING TO GET PUMPED FOR THE WHOLE THING WELL I DIDN'T HEAR MY GRANDMOTHER COME HOME EARLY AND APPARENTLY I WAS MAKING SOME NOISE ROCKING BACK ON THIS MEGA-DONG MOUNTED TO THE DOOR AND SINGING ALONG TO THE THEME SONG TO ROCKY WELL MY GRANDMA COMES TO INVESTIGATE AND JERKS MY DOOR OPEN WHICH SNATCHED THE TOY OUT OF MY BUTT BRINGING MY SPHINCTER WITH IT MY GRANDMOTHER FREAKS AND SLAMS THE DOOR WHICH POWER DRIVES THIS THING UP MY ANUS ALL THE WAY TO THE BASE I'M SCREAMING IN PAIN AND MY GRAND MOTHER IS YELLING HOLDING HER CHEST NEXT THING I KNOW SHE COLLAPSES SO THERE AM WITH A BLEEDING PROLAPSED BUTT HOLE AND MY GRANDMA IN THE FLOOR I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN AND AM FREAKING OUT WORRYING THAT I'VE KILLED HER SO I CRAWLED OVER TO HER AND PUSHED HER LIFE ALERT BUTTON TO SEND THE PARAMEDICS ONE OF WHICH WAS A NEW GUY AND WHEN I TRIED EXPLAINING THE STORY HE LITERALLY PISSED ON HIMSELF LAUGHING ANYWAY THEY POPPED AN AMMONIA CAPSULE AND BROUGHT MY GRANDMOTHER BACK SHE SEEMS OK BUT WE HAVEN'T MADE EYE CONTACT FOR 2 WEEKS AND MY BUTT IS A LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR AND NOW WHEN I FART IT SOUNDS LIKE A PETERBILT 379 RELEASING ITS AIR BRAKES

When I Fart It Sounds Like A Peterbilt 379 Releasing Its Air Brakes >_<

Catching Up (feat. Lxw) + thePXRTY

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Old Scars (prod. Blvdes)

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BTWIHYFWIW

Salem (prod. Blvdes)

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HowTheOtherHalfDies

We Cry Together ft. Taylour Paige

lyrics:

Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the quantum soup via ultra-sentient particles. 
We are in the midst of an unrestricted unveiling of serenity that will give us access to the dreamtime itself. We are at a crossroads of faith and selfishness.

We must awaken ourselves and enlighten others.

The complexity of the present time seems to demand an invocation of our chakras if we are going to survive.

anal floss

Stab me in the back, no forgiveness.

*This song kills Coronavirus

I template mix everything and send it to this guy and he improves it and kills it. 
@mankarr da goat

When I Fart It Sounds Like A Peterbilt 379 Releasing Its Air Brakes >_<

Hemorrhoidectomy

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