shot lazers out of my boy's dick to this.

im flabberghasted. this is pretty much what i thot sex was gonna be like at 13

I didn't know this kind of song was possible until now

i think the audio file corupted the synths are mangeld

 ill put this on my list of " songs NSP should listen too". You guys should hang or something.

My mind was blown when I first heard this song. Now I can't unhear this stupid fucking idea.

Sources:
Yakuza 0 OST - Baka Mitai
Silk Sonic - Leave The Door Open

Leave The Dame Da Ne Open

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I hope this hasn't been done before cause epiphany.

WobbleQuest

art ; http://danluvisiart.deviantart.com/art/LMS-HEX-178886965

tracks are ;
daft punk - harder better faster stronger
lonemoon - hop & skip

I've been away for too long.

hello youtube x2


youtube upload: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMCYdcuACSo

Sand Canyon Thang

A Ninja Sex Party Parody
Video (A REQUIRED WATCH): www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cgVScHZ4Sg

Lyrics:
i was taking your girlfriend to laser beach 
sparkling hot sand and a glimpse of her triple d's (tits) 
she said "i'm so glad that you brought me here today" 
my huge and slimy meat stick was ready to play 

so we walked and we walked cuz we needed a bed 
for 8 million, 269 thousand miles 
did you notice I said "69" like when you put your lips on the other person's genitals? 
and you won't fucking believe what comes next 
no, it's not me, i didn't come yet 

we get to a bridge and there's a dude on guard 
on a totally unrelated note he's eating a snickers bar 
he looks at your girlfriend gets so stiff and hard 
a bunch of fucking lasers shoot out of his fucking arms 

he says "hey loser, is that your girl? i'm totally prepared to rock her world. 
by rock her world, i definitely mean fuck 
i'm gonna fuck your girl with my veiny, meaty cock" 

so i look at his cock, and it's smaller than mine 
i realize that i can fuck at any place and time 
i'm optimistic, i'm filled with fuckin' hope 
dick, dick, cock, sack, boner, tits, balls 

i'm not feeling squeamish so i really grip his penis 
i hold it, WHACK, from hard to soft just like that 
your girlfriend says to me "i never knew you were so badass" 
i told her, "sweetheart, i'm the Master King Dick Lord of Fuck" 

"I'm here to penetrate your holy temple... with my boner-dick" 

"my cock is 69 inches long so i hope your vagina can swallow my schlong 
i don't wanna hurt you with my huge fuckin' meat" 
"my vagina is 70 inches at least" 
so i scream and i go balls deep! 
so i scream and i go balls deep! 

now i'm fuckin your girl, vagina feels so good! it rocks to have sex so fuckin' much! 
we float up in the clouds, there's laser werewolves and machine gun vampires flying all around in magical spaceships 
And everybody wants to join our fuck, so we let 'em fuck! 

And they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts! The fun time laser intercourse beasts! 
They like to suck! But they they love to fuck! 
They love the boobs and vaginas, too 
And they were the fun time laser intercourse beasts! The fun time laser intercourse beasts! 
They'll fuck for you! They’ll fuck you, too 
They fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck!

Fun Time Laser Intercourse Beasts

I'm back.

Didn't plan on posting anything till the end of this month, but the Justice live stuff got to me.

Tracks:
Justice - Pleasure(Original & Live Version)
Daft Punk - Robot Rock

Robotic Pleasure

im better than you are, so i should do the description

Chime Gadget

i'm not late,  you're late

this is still weird

Rendered on my SC-55mkII

Doom E2M1, but it's happy.

probably found an actual good song for sunst park for once

Bobby Caldwell - What you won't do for love
Flamingosis - Sunset Park

What you won't do for sunset park

I'm HOT DAD. I make weird & emotional tunes 4 u!

Fun Time Laser Intercourse Beasts

Hot Dad

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