This is the third episode of the couch potatoes podcast where we take a deep dive into Spaceballs!

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Kooy Games presents Couch Potatoes: Episode 3 Spaceballs discussion

"Ho For The Holidays" is our naughty Christmas album by us, Eden's Slutz. For thought who haven't been good this year.

Learn more at https://www.edensslutz.com/discography/ho-for-the-holidays-album
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XXXmas

Eat & Cheat

This is a "she-mix" of our song "North Pole Dancing", from our single "North Pole Dancing (The She-mixes)". Available now on streaming platforms everywhere.

This song is a fantasy scenario about strippers pole dancing at the North Pole, at a gentlemen's club called the "Blue Igloo".
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Lyrics:

NORTH POLE DANCING

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Arctic circle it to and fro?
Giving everyone a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North pole dancing at the North Pole

Need to make some dough
Gonna go somewhere cold
North Pole is where I'll end
Less competition to contend
Dancing at the Blue Igloo
To make a dollar or two
Heels are made of ice times twice
North pole dancing in my clear stripper shoes

Gonna let my igloos show
So I can make that Eskimo dough

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Aurora Borealis is my stripper name
My northern hemisphere gained fame
Flashing my northern lights, oh what a sight
Men pay to see my natural light display
My coronal hole causes excitation
They love my polar amplification
My base station was the right selection
Gonna give you a coronal mass ejection

The locals get in snowball fights
Just to see my northern lights

Let's take a poll
Wanna see me take is pole?
And Arctic circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna grab that pole
Artic circle it like a ho
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Dancing in the cold to warm things up
Motorboat with my icy pups
Gonna take it far
Melt your Klondike bar
Locals think it's nice
When I twerk it on the ice
Sitting on an Innuit
Dancing on his lap
He really likes that
My ice bergs I'll reveal
More blubber than a fur seal
Steer clear of my southern hemisphere
My glacial period may be here

Only three things don't get cold
Here is what that constitutes
Polar bears, penguins and... strippers?

Let's take a poll
Want to see me take is pole?
And Artic circle it to and fro?
Give the Eskimos A show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Want to see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Poll

Let's take a poll
Wants to see me take is pole?
And Artic circle it like a ho?
Give the Innuits a show
Exotic dancing is the goal
North pole dancing at the North Pole
Gonna take a poll
Wanna see a light show?
Flash my northern lights
Give the polar bears a sight
Exposing my coronal hole
Exotic dancing at the North Pole

Time to grab that pole
Artic Circle to and fro
Give them all a show
Pole dancing at the North Pole

Gonna grab that pole
And Artic circle it like an Eski-ho
Give them all a show
I'm pole dancing at the North Pole

North Pole Dancing (Techno Remix)

North Pole Dancing (Winter Mix)

North Pole Dancing (Aurora Borealis Mix #1)

North Pole Dancing (Polar Amplification Mix)

North Pole Dancing (Mass Ejection Mix)

Nice To Be Naughty (Nice Mix)

"Make It Snow" is a previously unreleased track from our album "Ho For The Holidays (Double D-luxe Edition)"

Make It Snow

Visit https://www.edensslutz.com/ to learn more about us!

Our Christmas album "Ho For The Holidays" is out now! Look for it!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get a group pf "popstitutes"!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

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