This track is from the single to our song "Putt Putt Slut" which is taken from our album "Whorlando".

Putt Putt Slut (Tee Time Mix)

Putt Putt Slut (On Par Remix)

Putt Putt Slut (Hole In 1 Mix)

Drink It Up (Tropical Mix)

Whorlando (Halloween Mix)

Putt Putt Slut (Golf Club Remix)

*Lyrics*

Oh, I have quite the confession
I’m into feet and scat
I always get hot to see you pissin’
Right out your kitty cat

Now I’m gone, but you’re still playin’
Kept in my spank for masturbation

(I) heard you scissored Heather
And if that’s true
Your pee hole can spray me
While she’s fisting you
If you want a stretcher
Might need some lube
Deep inside your poop chute
Uh-huh

I’ll munch on your shaggy carpet
Your nipples perking up
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
It’s yummy how all ten toes taste different
After they’re drenched in cum

I’m not done, but you look sated
Shibari maximizes degradation

(I) spurt in your direction
White globs of goo
Your pee hole can spray me
When I’m spanking you
Paddle’s studded leather
Red like baboon’s 
Your ass cheeks will be soon

(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)

Every time you throat a guy
And feel my lips on your behind
And every time your butt blows air
I want my face all up in there
It’d be worth it for pink eye
I’ve been there, done that, once or twice
So, let’s shave off your pubic hair
In case you’ve got some crabs to spare

Heard the orgy’s set for seven
And if that’s true
Your cornhole can spray me
While I’m rimming you
I can share with Trevor
Liquid poo-poo
His ball sack likes to droop
(Shooting goo)

(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)

Your butthole can spray me
While we spit roast you
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
Your pee hole can spray me
While we shit on you

Spray (NSFW Parody)

Here we are for episode 791!&nbsp;In which we sample a second helping of Yeti Uncle John and Cromitty's new podcast - The Yeti Spaghetti Show and this time they have a couple of very special guests with anecdotes of their own!&nbsp;Our&nbsp;next episode, #792 sees us attempting to learn more about Martin's ghost when Douglas comes to visit The Music School!&nbsp;Do join us!&nbsp;Email us at&nbsp;shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk&nbsp;if you have comments - you can even send a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Luca and Udio.&nbsp;Sound effects by Paul C.&nbsp;Logo by Owen O and Shy Yeti. All content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2025. Episode 791 was recorded on the 16th September 2025.

THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 791: A SECOND HELPING OF THE YETI SPAGHETTI SHOW!

Here we are for episode 792!&nbsp;In which Douglas visits Martin to help communicate with Martin's ghost! In extra material we have afternoon tea with Paul From School at The Delaunay up in London Town!&nbsp;Our&nbsp;next episode, #793 sees Hubert still suffering from nervousness and wondering whether his old enemies might be targeting him; can Paul and the gang help?&nbsp;Do join us!&nbsp;Email us at&nbsp;shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk&nbsp;if you have comments - you can even send a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Luca and Udio.&nbsp;Sound effects by Paul C and Soundbible.&nbsp;Logo by Owen O and Shy Yeti.&nbsp;All other content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2025. Episode 792 was recorded on the 26th April 2025, with the extra material recorded on location on the 23rd August 2025.

THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 792: DOUGLAS, THE BOX AND SNIFFY MARTIN'S GHOST!

Here we are for episode 793!&nbsp;In which Paul and the gang attempt to help Hubert with his anxiety - but things don't quite go to plan! We also have some grumbling with Martin Holmes and you may even experience a moment or two of de ja vu... but it's been happening a lot on The Shy Life Podcast recently... How odd!!&nbsp;Our&nbsp;next episode, #794 the gang heading&nbsp;to watch Bettina and Charlotte at their two woman show but - as usual - there are troubles behind-the-scenes!&nbsp;Do join us!&nbsp;Email us at&nbsp;shyyeti@yahoo.co.uk&nbsp;if you have comments - you can even send a sound-file and I'll include it. The music is by Shy Yeti, Muffleyontour, Luca and Udio.&nbsp;Sound effects by Paul C and Soundbible.&nbsp;Logo by Owen O and Shy Yeti.&nbsp;All other content is Copyright Paul Chandler, 2025. Episode 793 was recorded on the 15th March 2025 and the extra material was recorded on the 12th March 2025.&nbsp;

THE SHY LIFE PODCAST - 793: HUBERT GENTRY'S ANXIOUS AFTERNOON!

Look for our new album "Whorlando", out now!

What happens when you take a group of prostitutes and turn them into popstars? You get Eden's Slutz!

We are Eden's Slutz, from Las Vegas, Nevada. We're a new kind of girl group, comprised of legal sex workers. Our songs are fun, funny, cheeky, sexy and downright naughty.

Our story began with our manager, Madam Eden Slutz, who owns a licensed brothel outside of Las Vegas, called "Slutopia". When the 2020 global pandemic hit, Eden needed to find another way to keep her girls in business. She decided to venture into another form of prostitution: the music industry. With modern innovations such as autotune and AI, now anyone can be a popstar. From prostitutes to "popstitutes", get ready to "Slut It Up" with Eden's Slutz!

Eden's Slutz are:

-Chantelle: "Barbie Slut". 
    She's a living doll.

-Gizelle: "Picante Slut". 
    A spicy and saucy woman.

-Janelle: "Sakura Slut". 
    A exotic fragrant blossom from the far east.

-Kristelle: "Cocoa Slut". 
    A warm, earthy, velvety smooth tall drink.

-Raquel: "Redheaded Slut". 
    She's sweet but a little tart and packs a bite.

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