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Taken from the album "The Bird And The Bee"

Again And Again (sample)

I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend

blow my brains out

Again and Again - The Bird and the Bee

🎶
You ain’t nothin’ but a hot dog,
Grillin’ all the time!
You ain’t nothin’ but a hot dog,
Sizzlin’ on the line!
Well you ain’t never caught a bunny
But you’re still a snack of mine!

You said you weren’t that spicy,
But you got that chili heat!
Yeah you said you weren’t that spicy,
But now I’m dancin’ on my seat!
You’ve been rollin’ on that grill rack,
You’re my ultimate cheat treat!

🌭
I don’t need no rabbit stew,
I got mustard, I got you!
Put some onions, sauerkraut,
Let me scream and let it out!

Ohhhh…
You ain’t nothin’ but a hot dog,
Delicious all the time!
With your bun so warm and toasty,
And your snap — that bite’s divine!
I’d trade my dreams of fitness
For one more ketchup line!

🎤
Now listen…
Don’t you dare go vegan,
Don’t you turn to soy!
You’re my guilty pleasure,
My late-night joy!

🎶
You ain’t nothin’ but a hot dog,
Rollin’ in my pan!
You might not chase no bunnies,
But you’ve always got a fan!
Let the world eat salad,
I’m a hot dog kind of man!

You Ain't Nothin' But A Hot Dog - Elvis Presley Parody of Hound Dog

Volume One

Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?

Yes, Virginia

Dresden Dolls - My Alcoholic Friends

The whole Hot Freaks album never got uploaded to Soundcloud, pretty hard to find all their songs so here y'all go. Miss these guys.

Hot Freaks

I Want To Be Your Boyfriend

Los Campesinos! - Romance Is Boring

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this song of Dazey and the Scouts

EDIT: once again I'm dumb and yes there's this song damn

EDIT 2: THIS SONG IS MY FAVORITE I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

Wet - Dazey and the Scouts

Once nearly lost to time, Minneapolis five piece Hot Freaks resurfaced nearly a decade after disbanding when their ten year old single, Puppy Princess, finally found an audience on TikTok and what was to-date only an obscure gem exploded into a bonafide viral hit. 

At the time the five Freaks, frontman Leo Vondracek, guitarist Darin Dahlmeier, bassist Sarah Darnall, drummer Cody Brown, and keyboardist Celeste Heule, were already pondering a reunion show, but the new droves of devoted online acolytes demanded a full fledged tour alongside similar pop-rock phenomenons the Rare Occasions.

Like remembering how to ride a bike, the Freaks have effortlessly returned to full form, prepping a forthcoming tour with the Happy Fits with  fresh jams uncovered from ancient times circa 2013, and new compositions from the  present day. 

Sophomore smash, HOT FREAKS FOREVER, ironically named for a band that once broke up, or perhaps presciently named for a fated comeback, is a jubilant addition to the Freaks’ discography that feels like a victory lap. Tapping into their long history, these 10 new tracks collect unreleased early works along with freshly minted music perfectly embodying their signature, high gloss dancy disco pop, with radiant notes of MGMT, Of Montreal, the Carpenters, and Mitski.

Lead single, LET’S START A COUNTRY,  is one example of an unearthed artifact from the band’s earlier days. A treasure from a time capsule, having gestated for about 10 years, the infectious synth pop serenade has finally “found its home” as frontman Leo Vondracek puts it. Floating an unusual proposition, the track resurrects Hot Freaks’ familiar sound mixing toe-tapping disco beats with tongue-in-cheek sincerity. Kicking off with a fun little “whoo!” LET’S START A COUNTRY imagines a vegetarian utopia where lovers “living in a vacuum” start a country as easy as “one two three,” yet once the song’s narrator does “a little research” it “turns out you can’t just do this type of thing/ in fact it’s kinda regulated.” Despite the harsh light of reality, Hot Freaks’ uniquely catchy qualities, percussively perfect shakers, and preciously earnest handclaps, weave a wonderfully daydreamy ode to the romantic ideal of escaping into the paradise of a person you love more than the whole wide, and unfortunately real, world.

As the album progresses, the Freaks start to get a little freakier, playing with personas like a makeover montage in an 80’s movie. Track six, catchy as all get out love song, BOYFRIEND, imagines a college age romance embodying the voice of a smitten co-ed reflecting on her beau who dozes in bed while she prepares for not just her day, but a future that likely won’t include him. “I want to get out east next spring/ while you’re still dreaming” coos Vondracek, explaining, “the boyfriend isn’t going places, she is.” Bassist Sarah Alfano adds “It’s kinda like a country song cuz she has big dreams, but he’s stuck in the small town, she’ll leave but he’ll always pull on her heart—we’re like that country song too, breaking up the band and going our separate ways just to get back together, but at least we’re touring now.”  

Speaking of, don’t be surprised to find yourself spinning HOT FREAKS FOREVER on perpetual repeat. At times almost impossibly precise, slick and savvy, this seductive selection also brings out a beguiling, intoxicating energy that’s as infectious as any impromptu dance party.

I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend

HOT FREAKS

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