sans.

*heheh...the old corrosive acid on the hand trick.
*its ALWAYS funny.
*anyways youre dogaressa right?
*thats hilarious.
*im myttin. myttin the mite.
*im actually supposed to be on watch for dogs right now.
*but...yknow...
*i dont really care about capturing anybody.
*now my pet bird, birdie...
*hes a dog-hunting FANATIC.

this replaces "sans." in my Undertale AU, Smorgasbord! Im Sans! Sure somebody else made this for me but they gave it away to me so im not gonna credi t them lol

[UndertaleAU - Smorgasbord] myttin.

UNDERTALE Soundtrack

* well, that surely ain't something you see everyday now is it?
* name's sans, kid. 's a good thing i found you before he did, or else you'd be toast by now.
* my brother, i mean. he's tryin' to get on the king's "good list" so to speak.
* and you're his one way ticket to paradise.
* don't worry, i won't rat you out to him.
* yet.

Original version: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rscuvKNvcvi_BVQe-QXUOE73GH0zYBtb/view?usp=share_link

015. crusty.

*Golly! I'm sorry, I didn't meant to scare you small one.
*May I ask, what kind of monster are you? I never seen you around *those parts.
*...
*...?
*...!
*Oh.
*You are a human right?
*Howdy! my name's is Asgore
*But everyone calls me "The Flower King" around those parts.

Sprite By https://soundcloud.com/pokonutnut

Dialogue By https://soundcloud.com/massimo-monserrino

15. The Flower King

Track by @buh-the-anus + @igorsantusa
Paps Sprite by @cerealrei + @crispyng + @jbuggo
Dialogue Sprite by @cerealrei 
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"don’t worry."
"i’ll keep your little secret."
"what? you don’t trust a random stranger?"
"c'mon, nothing ever goes wrong with trusting a total rando."
"yaahah, well..."
"i guess a proper introduction is in order."
"call me paps."

017 - Paps

* Why, hello there, darling!
* Say, how'd you like to be a star?
* Oh, I'm getting ahead of myself, aren't I?
* What is my name, you may be asking?
* Well, you happen to be looking upon the grand and illustrious METTATON!
* The visionary artist of the underground!
* And with you, I can make the greatest show in the world.
* Nay, the UNIVERSE!
* So, what do you say?

Glamourous

PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, HUMAN!
I AM...
THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
...OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SEEM TO CALL ME.
I THINK I'M PRETTY GOOD, AT LEAST!
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Sprite by @vuristo
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Plays during Part 7 of the BelowExchange writeup, which should be coming out soon! Catch up on it here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AEN3DP9GFcphFSIIxg5XPb5KhZ39-TchQxPoiK13WqM/edit?usp=sharing

The "Pretty Good" Papyrus

15 - alphys...

* Hohoho! Forgive me for surprising you, child.
* It is important that I greet every newcomer with a traditional "welcome hug"!
* ...Ah, I almost forgot to introduce myself! I am ASGORE, the mayor of the residental town down by.
* It is a very lively but tiring job, so whenever I can I like to take walks in the woods! It is very soothing for me.

(PATCHNOTE: Asgore facial anomaly removal was successful.)

15. Asgore

(* You here footsteps behind you, then suddenly..!)
S: get pranked, nerd. sweet cage right? me and- oh you're..
S: huh... you're..
S: well this is awkward, heh.
(* The bone cage suddenly disappears.)
S: you're a human...
S: you do know what we do to humans around here right...

(* He slowly walks closer.)

S: nah, im goofin around.
S: laaame, womp womp, couldn't imagine being a human, especially now.
S: oh whoops, forgot to introduce myself.
S: im sans, sans the skeleton.
S: im supposed to be looking for humans with my bro, but yknow...
S: i usually capture monsters just to annoy him, heh.
S: but Papyrus, my brother- oh speak of the devil.
S: here, come find out yourself.

015 - sans.

* OH MY GOD do NOT sneak up on me like that
* holy crap that scared me
* ...
* wait did you just
* come out of iciclus???
* there's LITERALLY a human eating spider in there
* ...wait oh okay you ARE a human aren't you
* okay cool just casually talking to the first human to leave iciclus in like years
* i need a second this is a lot of information
* sorry by the way... i probably scared YOU too by just being out here in the middle of the woods
* nobody comes out to this area basically ever so i've been hanging out here when i want to be alone
* haha sorry i'm weird
* uhh i'm alphys by the way!! i live in verden town just over that way
* you probably wanna get settled down somewhere and have a hot meal after being stuck in THERE huh
* i can lead you that way!! i was gonna head back soon anyway
* oh uh... just a quick warning though
* i have this... friend. undyne
* she's basically the mayor of verden town
* well not basically she IS the mayor
* but she's not really too fond of humans??
* like she's not all KILL HUMANS ON SIGHT (mostly cause of the queen) but
* if she sees you she'll probably try to capture you
* it's a long story but humans are... quite sought after for reasons you probably won't like
* i'll spare you the details but don't worry about me backstabbing you lol!!
* you seem nice and you deserve a break after having to deal with that spider anyway
* so watch out for undyne ok?
* she's like this tall muscular fish with a ponytail and really pretty yellow eyes you can't miss her haha
* i'll go on up ahead to make sure the coast is clear before we start heading back!!

15 - alphys!

* 'Ey, pardner. What brings 'ya here to the Wild Sloplands?
* The name's Gegagedigedagedago Nugget, but that's a mouthful.
* Just call me "Gegagedi". That's what they all call me anyways.
* C'mon, kid. Lemme give 'ya a 'lil tour around the Sloplands.
* Just be careful, alrighty? My pal Max is on the lookout for a meme like you.
* Somethin' about bein' the W Sheriff for the Royal Rizzlers...
* Not my kinda thing, personally. Not a fan of attention, 'ya get me?

015 - Gegagedi.

???: W-wait!!

???: * Huff… S-sorry… I just…
???: * I j-just… puff…  needed to get to you… before…

???: * G-give me a minute… I’m… not u-used to running this far…
* (... This monster seems to be catching her breath.)

???: * O-okay, I’m better now.
???: * Um… Where was I…?
???: * O-oh, right!
???: * Hiya! I’m Alphys, heh.

Alphys takes the role of Sans.

Song by @moon5triker

Read the comic here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1geHxptF1Zumcu7e7RqQLslwJX_ZK121_4Lj5f3zVpqM/edit?usp=sharing

Hiya!

* Greetings.
* Curious, from the distance you look just like myself.
* But you’re not actually a HUMAN, are you?
(Chara shows off their soul.)
* See that?
* That is a SOUL, the manifestation of one's very being.
* You seem to be lacking that.

Chara

* OH.
* A HUMAN!!
* WOWIE, I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF YOU PASS BY IN AGES!
* THE NAME'S PAPYRUS, DON'T FORGET IT!
* Y'KNOW... I'M SORT OF A BIG DEAL AROUND HERE.
* I'M THE PUZZLE MASTER! DESIGNED TO CAPTURE....
* CAPTURE....
* HUMANS.
* LIKE YOU.
* ...
* EEHHHHHH! WHAT'S ONE DAY OF NO WORK GOING TO DO TO ME?
* I'LL LET YA SLIDE, C'MON.

Hawkeye

"WHEN EVERYTHING IS FINALLY READY,"
"HOWEVER LONG THAT MIGHT TAKE..."
"IN THE END, IT'LL HAVE BEEN WORTH THE WAIT!!!"
"BECAUSE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS,"
"WILL FINALLY HAVE MY TIME TO SHINE!!!"

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sans.

Hyper_Forgetful