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Zander as Underdog
Fel as Top Cat

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
UNDER DOG!
VERSUS!
TOP CAT!
BEGIN!

Top Cat:
Welcome to my street- it’s here where I’ll have you beat,
Headline; Under Dog’s defeat, ‘less you decide to retreat 
You’re underneath me- I’m living high- steal everything you own in a blink of an eye 
There just wasn’t enough time- before I leave this hot dog fried 
I’m at the top of my game, brain even bigger than my fame
Dawg, compared to me you’re tame- after this you’ll remember my name 
You’re all bark and no bite, I’m loaded up wit’ kryptonite 
Puttin’ this Super Rip-off down, before he attempts to fight 

Underdog:
There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here! 
To kick this butthurt pussycat right in his rear
You’re an average criminal scum- the crimes you commit are plain awful 
At the end of this asskicking you’ll learn some valuable morals 
won’t stop till I put an end to this peasant, it’s time I teach you a lesson 
I’m Top Dawg dominant, so you can save your aggression 
You’ve made quite an impression but it’s clear that you’re just a phony
I may be “Under” dog but it is you who is below me! 

Top Cat:
That was far from astounding- I didn’t know anyone could rap so bad
Send your ass the pound and not before I steal your cash 
You had a good run but now you’re done, I beat freaks like you for fun
No one would root for the underdog when he’s up against the top gun 

Underdog:
I’m a superhero, you’re a super zero, this will end with a bang  
So what I suggest you should do is run home back to your gang 
I guess you did alright but you’re forgetting one thing,
The bad guys always lose and the underdogs always win! 

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *flies in the sky* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Fel and Matthew

Underdog vs Top Cat. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 45.

(Brandon, if you're reading this, sorry for stealing your Atari E.T. beat ;()

The Aussie-Can as Taichi Kamiya
HyperJacob96 as Ash Ketchum
Frenzy as Agumon
CeKeFe as Pikachu

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
TAICHI KAMIYA
VERSUS
ASH KETCHUM
BEGIN!

Taichi Kamiya:
Ash Ketchum? You’re the one who’s trying to “catch em all” right?
Well I’m a digidestined tamer who doesn’t back down from a fight
How does it feel even Pataman would do away with your pokemon
A flap of his wings and to your side, they all run
I’ve got true heart! I’m the crest of courage, I’ll make you hurt
Listen to you? I’d rather listen to another Etemon concert 
I’m the best tamer there is, no other generation could top me
If we’re so similar, I guess you’re the real copy!

Ash Ketchum:
I’ve seen bigger threats than you from things that fit in my pocket
Battle with me and I’ll leave you blasting off like Team Rocket
You know things are going to get serious when I flip my cap
Lowering your stats with rap, don’t you dare try to attack back!
You’re DigiDestined to meet your defeat, don’t try to retreat
In the end you’ll end up like Gary; crying at my feet 
I thought I saw improvement in you, but instead, you just suck
Get out of this battle ‘cause your voice is as annoying as Angela

Taichi Kamiya:
You’re still 10 years old after all these years? Grow up Ketchum
C’mon Agumon, Let’s teach this Ash-hole a lesson!
Agumon:
Got so much heat and flow, ya know, I don’t mean to boast
But you swear my rhymes came straight from a volcano
When I warp digivolve, you’d better find some cover
Because when terra-force hits, you’d better run back to your mother
Got a family of friends, and a pepper breath to win it all
In the end you’ll turn to dust like Venommyotismon

Ash Ketchum:
You’ve made a wrong turn! Now it’s my turn to shock you
Let’s show this kid how we do it in Kanto! Go Pikachu!
Pikachu:
Get shocked, Pikachu! Electric disses that’ll own
Cause’ when I get on the mic I spit harder than a thunderstone 
I rock when I drop these blocks of rap so hot
You couldn’t have seen this comin’ cause you as blind as Brock
You’re not welcome in Pallet Town, flee to your digital realm 
You’re being outsized, so go and Digi-F*ck yourself! 

Taichi Kamiya:
Not even on a D-3 could was a threat be detected
You need more training, ‘cause your pet wasn’t effective
Like your mother, soon you’ll have no friends and be all alone
I’ll take you off the air, like that seizure inducing episode

Ash Ketchum:
I’ve traveled all across the land to become the best trainer in the world
Your show isn’t even worth a diamond or a pearl
You’ll be X’ed out and wonder Y you couldn’t stop my Master Quest
I might not be in the games, but I’ll always be the very best!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Ash Ketchum vs Taichi Kamiya. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 47.

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

"Sagat" is a hip-hop remix of Sagat's theme (rap beat and vocals by PhD Khari) based off music from the Sagat stage of Street Fighter 2 by Capcom. Get the full album, "Street Fighter: The RVA Warrior" at https://streetfighterrva.bandcamp.com/

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Street Fighter: The RVA Warrior

Sagat Stage Remix Hip Hop | Sagat's Theme Rap Song | Street Fighter 2 Music Beat (PhD Khari)

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

Happy Halloween, my fellow Wickedites. Prepare to be frightened as the Ghost with the Most faces off against the dream demon of Gravity Falls, in this special addition of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.

► Bill Cipher, voiced by
 Mathew Swift

► Beetlejuice, voiced by 
Mancha (UBERocity)
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFictionBattles

► Scary Terry, voiced by
Brodecai
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC560f1VJg5xNABrlma8y2ZA

Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Tv Rap Battles 

► Beat produced by
Tristan

►Album art, by
Aaron Peters

► Edited by
Mathew Swift

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14119215

Lyrics:

Beetlejuice:
Yo, what’s up, Cipher? I’m the Ghost with the Most!
And is it this cheesy Dorito that I really have to roast?
Call my name three times, and I’ll diss him three times.
This overdressed lunatic is wasting my time.
Bill’s Keaton for a beatin’, and I won’t need no sandworm,
We’re gonna have lots of laughs, so no need to squirm!
Your raps are as heinous as a hangman’s noose,
Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.

Bill Cipher:
With one snap of my fingers, this zombie will be burnin’
Compared to Tim’s works, you’re nothing but a Burton.
Possession’s my profession, you're Jared Leto’s Joker,
How can you rap with the voice of a chain smoker?
You'll move into obscurity, just like your 90s series,
This rotted toothed Jim Carrey really can't be serious.
I've seen better character when you're a stop-motion snake,
You'd better call Lydia, cause your streaks about to break! 

Beetlejuice:
It’s show time, Billy, you better start dreamin’
Black, white and a fist will be the last thing you'll be seein’
I've come for your daughter, hold on, make that your lyricist,
You're not the only psychopath, I'm a true masochist.
You're up against this pumpkin king, with tricks up his sleeve,
Illuminati talking trash? That I would believe.
I've been a holiday icon, you're just a one-trick pony,
I'm tellin’ ya, I'm finished with this Mr. Peanut phoney.

Bill Cipher:
You expect me to lose to this Summerween Trickster?
A shake of my hand will help you not become a hipster,
I can summon a sandworm, and watch you get devoured,
Or I could shrink his head, and be done with this coward.
You know I made a deal with you, even when you're dead,
Let's get weird, and I'll be feared by this Walking Dread.
At least I've taken risks and mesmerized Disney,
Beetlejuice (x3), will regret that he ever battled me!

Scary Terry:
Listen here, bitches, have you forgotten me?
I’m the true dream demon, and you two are just parodies!
You both can run, but you both can't hide,
Let's make things easier, bitch, just close your one eye.
I'm a Nightmare in Oregon, a mystery, you know me!
Hand me the mic, bitch, I've invented Scary-oke,
Me against a kindergarten toy is obscene,
Looks like I'm the dominant demon, this Halloween!

And you, Beetlebitch, your victories are varied,
Isn't that a pre-teen, that you almost married?
Your pop-cultured nonsense can only get you so far, bitch!
Come out, come out, wherever you are, bitch!
I'm not sure why you exist, it's beyond comprehension.
This “ghost with the most” should go back to his own Dimension.
Now listen good, bitches, this is my domain, son.
But in this verbal beatdown, I'd rather face Jason!

Beetlejuice VS Bill Cipher - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Halloween 2017 Special

Hellboy: Titanium2108
Ghost Rider: MultiSuperVids

Hellboy:
I’m on the case to put skullface in his place
I didn’t realize you were still alive, I was expecting Reyes 
With that ugly mug? No one's gonna stare into your eyes
With the hand of Doom I wield, you’ve no chance to survive
My samaritans will show up, united we’ll confront this
Further vigilante whose murders just promote Injustice
Hate to Whip-crack it to ya, you're a useless numb-skull
You’re not worth my time, end this kid with two from my pistol

Ghost Rider:
Un Rama! The day of judgement is upon you, scum!
Your films? Forgettable. Your comics? Ineligible. Come get some.
I’m sorry to say that you missed me with your weeb fronting
Even with a penance stare, I did “Nazi” that coming
While I’m burning through sin, I can tell what your night is
Judging by how in handiness you’re so lopsided
Johnny’s 4/20 Blazing, you ain’t a Ghost of this Rider
Just another demonspawn engulfed in my hellfire!
 
*Hellboy puts out his cigar, lights it on Ghost Rider*

Hellboy:
Thanks for the light, is that the only real burn you’re shilling?
With lines so warped, no wonder the Avengers saw you as a villain
Now Johnny B. Good better back up till he Ketches his backup
When a royal king hits ya, even your sister won’t get you back up
Your dealings meant nothing when they came from Lucifer
I'm getting a third film, you're getting busted by the Punisher
Cuz, after this fight kid, your reputation's desecrated
Ruin you in this firefight, like opening a Cage did

Ghost Rider:
Let’s see if the Perlman can still stick in character
When my chains fracture his frail Excalibur
Not accepted as a child, nothing but an outsider
I’ll take your wife, Liz, she’ll be another ghost rider
Covered in fire, yet you still attempt to roast me?
You approach me, you mostly, will end up ghostly
Fire and brimstone leads to chargrilled bones, sadly
Because I'll send a Hellspawn back to his daddy

Spawn: (Different Beat)
Burn in Hell, demon kid, and it seems rider’s boned
Before this Monster in the Bubble puts you in the Dead Zone
Antiheroes? Please, I’ve seen greater nobility from Violator
Now you're just a Hero for Hire, no need to be Frank, Ryder
Leetha provides me with whatever I need to slaughter demons
This Ex-Force Recon is forcing retcons on these heathens
This red dead dread should tread lightly down this path
Or like the devil and God’s existence, I’ll banish your ass
Your raps have pissed me off, now I’ll show you an Endgame
With mutation I’m making your reputations a shame
Manipulate dimensions and stick you both in a tomb
When Hellboy’s done having fun with his right hand of doom
Ended gods and monsters, and many more that I’ve claimed
So I won't Terry in the affairs of those who I would’ve maimed
You could try your hardest but I’d just undergo a resurrection 
As far as I’m concerned, Scorpion’s a cleaned skull for my collection

Spawn: Stofferex

Written by: Written by Seth W, R the Writer, thelegion, DeanFalcon, TV rap battles, Dani Frias, Redkirby101ishere, Honeycombs 96, NSAGAJIWB

Hellboy VS Ghost Rider - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 7

Mathematical! A new WCRB battle is out today. The adventurous duo, Finn and Jake, take on a new challenge as they face Sans and Papyrus.

P.S: This is, imo, my best written battle.
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CREDITS

► Sans, voiced by 
Mancha (UBERocity)
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFictionBattles

► Papyrus and Finn the Human, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Jake the Dog, voiced by 
Metalfire
https://soundcloud.com/metalfire-2

► Announcer, played by
Freshy Kanal/Dustin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Beatg33kz and Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14341116
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Lyrics:

Papyrus:
Halt, intruders! I, the Great Papyrus, will defeat you!
And my heroic deeds will be heard across the Land of Ooo,
I cook rhymes like spaghetti, these intruders aren’t ready
For my puzzling maze of traps that’ll leave you for dead, see?
It must be lonely, where Diet Doggo’s your only friend.
I’d say you're Finn-ished, but your name literally means The End!
My quirky personality is another thing you lack,
And I’ll hunt down this rat pack, on this track, with my special attack!

Finn the Human:
Shut your glob, Snapdragon, no-one wants to take your place!
This bonehead cried for help, but too bad, nobody came!
You live in the Underground, while me and Jake are Earthbound,
With my Demon Sword in hand, I will genocide you to the ground!
This Banana-Guard wannabe is looking for a new position,
You only have burned pasta to face the opposition?
At least I can take a hit, unlike this Kreeper from the Crypt,
I shall grant thee clemency, if you do the splits!

Sans:
Do the splits? Kid, the only thing splitting is your blade, son.
It’s the end of your Adventure, Time to get dunked on!
All the Little People think your show is been there, done that,
There’s not much to your Chara-cter, yet you face me on this track?
Not sure if I should trust a dog, with his Lady Rainicorn,
I know you’re not a brony, but don’t you wanna “clop” that horn?
In an alternate timeline, I’d rather face the Ice King,
Though I would rather roast you, but Phoebe did it for me.

Jake the Dog:
Such big mouths from a pair of Spooky Scary Skeletons,
When it comes to fighting monsters, me and Finn already Mett-a-Ton!
Sans, your time is over, your popularity died!
This rap battle is Card Wars, you’re the dweeb, I’m the Cool Guy!
And Papyrus, sorry, man, but you ain’t at Tier 2!
Looks like these Grimm-ly Brothers bit off more than I can chew!
Can this egotistical bonebag make disses that are mathematical?
You remind me of Lemongrab, cause your fandom’s unacceptable!

Finn and Jake VS Sans and Papyrus - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two Premiere

Video release in about a week or so.

SkeepTieel as Ganta Igarashi
VinnyO as Yukiteru Amano
Savannah as Shiro/Wretched Egg
garbageGothic as Yuno Gasai

Ganta Igarashi:
Your [DEAD END]’s before a Deadman, you’re target number one
A fragile phone turns to scrap in the blast of the Ganta Gun!
I murder Snakes with Crows while you choke against children
So feel free to rap, or don’t. You’ve always made No Difference.

Yukiteru Amano:
0:22. Igarashi rashly chokes on the track.
I won’t take crap from weakly kids motivated by flashbacks
Got another school killer with which to have a heart to heart
Cause I’ve got a penchant for stopping criminals with a dart!

Ganta Igarashi:
You don't seem to get it, so I'll put it this way
Your romance was so bland your creator replaced you with Akise!
Go hide under your blanket, freak! Your world’s a blasphemous fallacy!
You’re no pal to me! Like Frank Zappa: absurdity’s your reality!
I’ll make a Carnival Corpse of this Stockholm Syndromed clown
Cast Points, break joints and make this bystander stand his ground
I’ve got that blood flow! I’m sorry, Condor, it’s a shame,
That he’ll be the second Yuki to be engulfed in flames!

Yukiteru Amano:
This goes for the both of us: to live, you have to win
But now I understand that awful rap was your Branch of Sin 
In this Dog Race, I’ve got both the bark and bite of Hinata!
So don’t think of getting ahead of yourself like Azami, Ganta!
You’re naught but a Nameless Worm as that virus you’re infected with
A literal toxic brat! Even more-so than the Fifth!
In Survival Games, you couldn’t even win your prison hierarchy!
A myriad of death that Mosaics the Future... -Diary! 

Shiro:
(Don’t bully Ganta!)
Raps taste better with a friend! N-no Shiro! Stay back!
No worries Ganta, Shiro knows he won’t survive her rap attack!
Shiro will spit fiery raps! Like po-data chips, you blow!
Shiro will do upon you and the Ninth like how they did to Crow!
Wretched Egg:
The gloves are off. Ace Man is here, and he’s setting loose
on those with rhymes so systematic, I won’t hold back, Mother Goose.
First one out’s a rotten egg! Stick to wallowing in self pity.
Or I’ll knock you to you new a world… aren’t the stars so pretty?

Yuno Gasai:
(I’m here for you Yuki~!) 
I’m Yuki’s armor to rival your bodysuit, pervert!
Leave you screaming bloody murder until all I hear are Murmurs! 
Rewriting futures; I’m the jotter! I’ll do you in for Yuki, proper!
You goner! This stalker slaughters an airhead, ah~! I’ll pop her!
And her self righteous piece of shit blinder than that justice freak 
Won’t make it bloodless! Make murder luscious any day of the week!
This fight’s pink and white! Sickly sweet versus frivolous and fruity!
And while you do it for the cookies, I’ll be in bed doing Yuki! (ahahaha~!)

Ganta Igarashi:
Your 10,000 years of solitude doesn’t stack up a G Block!
The last one standing, and the first mic to be dropped!
Yukiteru Amano:
This is like taking Candy from a baby, I’ve made like Yoh
Wood’s-pecker didn’t make it to third Ace, man ...Yuno.

Beat produced by Kustom
Written by Legion and Skep

Ganta Igarashi vs Yukiteru Amano - Rap Battle #4

To be fair, you have to have a *very* high IQ to understand Professor Layton.
(The announcer is not gone, I figured for the video for this I could make it a storybook or something, I just couldn't get an announcer to work the way I wanted for this one so it wasn't in it)

Eddie as Dipper Pines
Multi as Professor Layton
aries as Mabel Pines
F00PZ as Luke Triton

Dipper Pines:
You wanna fight Big Dipper? Seems the stars have aligned
My rap flow is Unexplainable - so here’s Dipper’s Guide
Made Bill pay for his Ciphers and now i’m destroying another
Got two flawless seasons but I’ll beat you in one summer
Why don’t you tell Gressenheller about your fossil of a genre
The only time you could take names is regarding your momma trauma
This knob may think he’s smart ‘cuz he’s dressed up for Summerween
But like his jacket, mysteries are Not What He seams
I see that Layton is hot on Oregon’s Trail
But my location is laden with puzzles that you would fail
When I quantum destabilize ya - you won’t be Misthallery
Outshined in your crossover. Hope you don’t have silver allergy
I’m spitting like Dippy Fresh, you’re acting like Sheriff Blubs
And every shot’ll cost ya firing from slot machine guns
I wouldn’t Picarat to battle but his cheese came up to visit
I guess your sweetie pie couldn’t handle Hershel’s kisses
Professor Layton:
A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved, so let’s put together the pieces
And find out how a Scooby Doo doppelganger managed two seasons
I’m a literary novel for geniuses to deduce
You more closely resemble a fanfiction by Dr. Soos
Take pride in your lack of masculinity, i’m a gentleman
No more girlish squeals, Dipper - this will be your Last Spect-rogram
I get the archeolo-gist of this Puh-terodactyl Bro
I’ve got the puzzle Reinhold while you Don Paolo 
I’ll call in Granny Riddleton, teach you how to run a shack
You’d be more fit to pursue 3 battles back
We were both whisked from our homes, and I became Professor Layton
Your Society turns a Blind Eye ‘cuz no one wants to free Mason
Now the only thing that comes from your franchise is bloopers
With no one will tie up the loose ends in your Unwound Future
Dipper Pines:
I’ve battled monsters half as ugly as you are, and I defeated ‘em!
Make so many gnomic conclusions, that you should be the queen of ‘em
Can’t Diabolically Box, you brandish blades to determine  
So you’ll need a Hint Coin if you wanna Rumble McSkirmish
I can outdress this pest Sev’ral Timez over - no sweater!
School’s out! Our Smile Dips at the sight of a professor
You’ve got no pats on the back - no awkward siblings to hug
Dropping bars like best friends? That’s what a gentleman does!
Professor Layton:
You mock my past but wouldn’t dare step in my shoes?
This reminds me of a puzzle I can solve in 1 move
You deserted your sister for your long lost uncle
Who you proceeded to threaten with a mind erasing gun pulled
This Last Mablecorn is hardly the cream of the crop
Pinecest ain’t nearly as sick as the rhymes that Luke drops!
We’ll silence a Lamby Lamb by proving he’s not profound
Pine Tree will fall in my Village and nobody will make a sound

Coverart by Aaron Peters
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by hala-X

NEXT BATTLE: Not Nagito (ft. Tuna)

Dipper Pines vs Professor Layton - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Forrest Gump vs. Waterboy

Forrest Gump:
Video: Greg
Audio: Light

Waterboy:
Video: Freshy Kanal
Audio: Freshy Kanal

Beat by:
Kustom & 8_Bit

Thumbnail Art by:
Boris

Written By: 
Freshy Kanal, Legion, Brodecai, Mat4yo

Lyrics:

Waterboy: 
I’m known to win fights, so hold your mic tight.
You don’t seem heavily prepared when a feather is your guide. 
I’m evil on the field, this ain’t a ping pong battle.
Better gather your gospel peeps, my verse is the devil!
You’re not the best competitor, as your script would say
Since everybody knows you as the dude who runs away
And when one round of flow from the Waterboy is busted
On the streets they are reporting that a forest got flooded!

Forrest Gump: 
You put yourself on high standards for pointless ranting.
Stupid is who stupid does, and you’re on the top ranking.
My momma once told me there are unexpected losses,
But if you’re in my box, it’s time to drop the chocolates.
I was tackling Vietnam while you got Virginia testy.
Man, you’re supposed to give me water when I’m resting.
You bit everything off me, now I’m chewing on your title.
I guess it’s the second time you get bullied by your idol.
I got all the folks running miles for my quotes.
So step aside, you’re not the only shrimp on my boat.
You’re squabbled out of this run, it is not a big stunt.
Or in your language, that’s 12 points for Forrest Gump!

Waterboy: 
These wallpins make me so tired.
Gump's in a bit of a slump, is his Momma a ghost writer?
Take her quotes to your grave when I’m ending this fight.
We still got some space between her and your wife.

Forrest Gump: 
Finding space for my Oscars while you're finding commentary
But you're far from quiet in Forrests with the Golden Raspberry
You quarrel on the ground, so just let me be your guide.
Here's looking at you missing my lines, cross-eyed

Waterboy: 
A fan of Dr Pepper? You rap more like Dr Salty's mate
I'll bodyslam you hard like you were plugging Gatorade!
But I wonder how your mind builds any rap structure.
When your education consisted of quickies with your mother
So in this football crossover you’re looking a lot lower.
Cuz I’ll leave this off-flower right under my lawn mower.
Don’t mess with the big bird when you’re a wee pullet
That’ll bite you in the ass like a million dollar bullet

Forrest Gump: 
You should be abandoned and I’m the one to bother
Then take over your money, but I’m not your father
I brought it to the people, and it doesn't need much rapping
To sum up your movie... shit happens.

Forrest Gump vs. Waterboy - Rap Battle!

The final battle of Wave 1.

VinnyO as Lelouch vi Britannia
ProjectAlpha22 as Light Yagami
ZaBanpaiaNeko as C.C.
Yobar as Ryuk
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Skeep

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ElbBSZbVrn8w3z5xHKnHg_ef11V-R2U1pxNz1RlrONM/edit?usp=sharing

Kira vs Zero - Rap Battle #6

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

Watch this on YouTube: COMING SOON
Listen to this on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0V2LOmkFalkF1GUNxf127m

Instrumental prod by me 
https://soundcloud.com/vinnyot/monika-vs-sombra-instrumental-prod-me
(Artwork done by my friends datkawaiisushibear and Hana)
https://www.instagram.com/datkawaiisushibear

Monika voiced by Miss Shellah
Sombra voiced by Elsie Lovelock
Written by VinnyO, WoodenHornets, SuperThingsOnCups

Monika:
Been watching in plain sight, can’t leave a backdoor from this
I didn't expect Skrillex and Yuri to have a kid
Disable heroes while you can, cause you can’t get rid of me
I’ll fail your missions and erase you just like your identity
Deleting your every trace is the objective I’ll claim
The only thing you’re good for is a fat nerd’s guessing game
I’m used to punishing nerds, a straight digital domina
Yo̭̖̦̺̯̖͠ur̞͉̙̮̯̭ ͇̖͇b͇̯̻̺͚̞͈̀o̤̼̠ͅdy̬̬͓̳̟̩ w̛̼̦̙ͅo͖̱͔̯n̞͙̱̲̦̬͔͢'̷t͖ ̶͕̼̬̫̳̺b̟͎͖̖̜̥͞ͅȩ̞͎͎̣ ̷͖͚̥̱̦tr̥̝͎a͖̳̥̖͓͜n̵͈͉̣̲͎͇s͍̟̰͘-͉̣̯́l̼̭̙̕ͅo͇͚͙̣͚c͓̥͞á̘̪̣͈̦̲t̤̪̪̬͙̮̩͢ḛ̙͓d̸̗̪̬̗̥ ̨͉͎͚o̹͇͚ͅṋ̻̼̼͍̮c͈̼̩̖͇̱̲e y͚ou̧͉ ̹͓̪͖ͅf͏̭͈͖͖a͎̺̯̫͍ć̖͖̦̫̤͙e̠ ̺͍̝̜͢J̭ṷs̬̥̪̞͝ͅt͖̳̩ ̷͍M̼͔̝o̯̝̳̬̕n͚̪̼̫̯̯̳i̗͔̖̰͔͟k̙͇̜a̕.͏̳̹̦̦͙͎ͅ

Sombra:
Orphaned from the start, now giving the government hell
All you did was make a game, just to go and cuck yourself
Now that Sombra’s online, I’ll make your “Doki Doki” Panic
Doesn’t take a poem writer to stop me from hacking the planet
You're not worth wasting time with for the small price of free 
I couldn't get better lyrics paying for D-DLC
Your nature’s so predictable, every inch of it is lame 
You've killed your fellow club members, yet still no play of the game 

Monika:
You Anonymous reject, you're more like a Poodlecorp
This ain’t an Omnic Crisis, this is a real war
With your childish schemes, how can you expect to take me
When you foiled your mission to ruin Volskaya Industries?
You're better off without rhymes, give a blank verse a try
Just looking at your get up, you could blind my third eye
Say Sayo-nara to your backstory, Yuri’s wounds go deeper
Come between me and the player and you'll meet the real Reaper

Sombra:
You're Dan Salvato’s second favorite Project next to M
I'll banish this fake thot who ruined her only friends 
Self centered menace, responsible for Yuri’s penance
Style so basic, Natsuki pukes at your presence 
Looks like you're the true D.va, though I have the gun in hand
And I’ll assure to make your Literature Club disband
I'll leave you hanging with the trash like Sayori’s noose, tied
Bienvenido a los muertos, do I win a prize?

Monika vs Sombra - Rap Battle

Monika vs Sombra (feat. Miss Shellah & Elsie Lovelock) [Rap Battle]

Avav as Dark Samus
Boris as Shadow the Hedgehog

Beat produced by Anywaywell

Written by Neo/Jack

Dark Samus:
Scanning lifeform. A hedgehog, but not one seen before
There's far too many edges. Hold on. There's more. 
Amnesia. Swearing. Guns and bad attitude.
You're an artifact from the 2000’s trying to be crude
You corrupted your franchise, from what I can see.
Got so many characters, I can't tell which ones are OCs
You rose to fame, a hero to every teenage boy.
But chaos control or not, you'll get verbally destroyed.
Built to cure disease, but can't fix your sick in the head fans
Blast a plasma ring in you. Leave nothing left to scan.
The biggest disaster you've been apart of since 06
You can call me Maria, ‘cause my lines are sick.

Shadow the Hedgehog:
Hmph. Alright Venom. Wanna talk ‘bout being past your Prime?
You haven't had a real game since the Wii, get with the times
The age of isolation and bland expiration’s passed
You wanna be popular now? Ya gotta go fast!
It’s no use! I'll wipe you out with a Sonic Boom,
Even Metal Sonic has more personality than you.
I'm on more screens than Kraid! Phazon fakers don’t phase me
You got rehashed in Fusion. Talk about lazy.
The Federation Force is more enjoyable than you.
A toxic copy, without the appeal of the zero-suit
You tried to spark hope, force yourself back into people's minds
But now the Echoes are “Where's that DAMN fourth Metroid Prime?”

Shadow the Hedgehog vs Dark Samus - Rap Battle Side B

Sorry about Sayori vs Seiko, it was deleted by Monika, so I'll have to remake it all over again.

Avav as Yuri
Jxnny as Kotonoha Katsura

Yuri:
My poetry’s effulgent; freehand damagrafik magic
Ghost Under The Light’s possessive of your demographic’s addicts
Bookmarks, not bruises, I’m reserved, quiet, reclusive!
Though, I can’t hold back now… I’m bout to be abusive!
But aren’t you used to it? Little miss submissive cuck slut?
Take your problems by the head and take the top off! T h a t ’ s  f u c k e d  u p !
As for my verse, its Wheel turns, like those seven holy stakes
But you’re too hung up on yourself: Cross Days!
Kotonoha:
Now miss, I don’t mean to bust your back like how your bod is
But I’m the goddess you should worship, and that’s being modest
Lusting over Bavarois boytoys, giving your own peers hate
And like your namesake, you couldn’t even play it straight
Planting a Garden of Words of which I’ll nurture to beat ya
A joke lost in translation. Kotonoha no Niwa
I’m not half the monster you are, but you’ve really pushed my buttons
So unlike Sayori, keep them shut and just stick to the cuttin’!
Yuri:
(note she makes weird noises throughout this verse, breathing, moaning, sharp inhaling)
Going eye to Eye? This girl I’ll Mark-ov. I’ll show her.
Cut her? B U T  I  B A R E L Y  K O T O N O H A
...sorry, did I yell? THEN I’VE GOTTA MAKE A LOUDER SOUND
HER THIRD EYE STARES DAGGERS A S  M Y  H E A R T  P O U N D S
*stabs herself*
Kotonoha:
The dirty work was your deed; win’s like Makoto: in the bag
But you have the cutting edge..! -In being an obsessive hag
I’ve got it on tape; no self-insert penned in your vestibule
At least my School Days didn’t end before the festival.
Written by el Skepe and Legion with additional help from Zim (a bit)

Yuri vs Kotonoha Katsura - Rap Battle #?

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Uber Rap Battles of Fiction

The Beast vs Freddy Fazbear - URBoF #10

WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsgTW9LLmMo

The Super Saiyan of the future Trunks battles against the Ylissean Princess of the future Lucina to see who is the better Time-Travelling Sword-Wielder.

HyperJacob96 as Future Trunks
GarbageGothic as Lucina

LYRICS:
Trunks:
So, you must be Lucina, the time-travelling princess
who cross-dressed as Marth and copied my synopsis!
I'm a Super Saiyan! Zero Mortals can manage me
while you're nothing but the subject of every nerd's fantasy!
You can’t fly or use Ki, so it’s pointless to fight back!
‘Cause when I grab the mic, I land Burning Attacks! 
You try to act all tough, but you’re as fragile as Lissa,
so I’ll slice you into pieces, just like I did to Frieza!

Lucina:
I swear on Naga’s name, I shall not lose this fight!
I only wish I could win this while staying polite,
because I normally prefer to keep things peaceful and fine,
but if I must, I’ll Severaly destroy you in rhyme!
Your life was ruined by some Androids as they made you their prey
But an apple a day would've kept that doctor away!
and your future would've been peaceful with no evil around
and your mentor wouldn't be dead with his face in the ground!

Trunks:
You’re gonna talk about Gohan? Well, let’s look at your losses:
You couldn’t save your parents, Tiki, or entire Ylissean forces!
Your victory is non-existent, like your sense of fashion
As you'd tremble under the power of the foes I've been slashing
I’m the hope of my time! My resolution’s absolute!
While you’re busy painting eggs, dancing in a bunny suit!
Hit you like an Expiration from Grima! I’ll leave you trembling
and speechless, as you fall faster than your Aunt Emmeryn!

Lucina:
You Finished, Buster? Good, because that verse took forever
It was a Risky Decision for you to keep up this endeavor.
Hope will never die as long as I stay calm,
and don’t act like the guy who still cries about his mom!
You can talk about my failures, or my lack of fashion sense
but you will not stop me here, ‘cause I say when this ends!
You should’ve picked a god and prayed before battling me face to face!
But then again, the gods you know left your universe erased!

Future Trunks Vs Lucina - Rap Battle

HyperJacob96