Ain’t Like Me

Source - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKDlqdsw1i8
This is not my creation.

His Coconut Gun

lol, krabby patties

When your sad and you don't know why

Monkey Rap

Ah, here we goooo!!

Free DL: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZF4pvfvLF3JIiiex1eg5oB9xqNYhWmFC/view?usp=sharing
Instrumental Ver: https://drive.google.com/file/d/15Fe_Ws3AgXYBKJbg48o7YLLJ7tbCIB0p/view?usp=sharing
MP3 Archive: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0BxobiK7SSSWRflN2bzJ1NU1ZeTFTUW9TR3NwNU9peDhMOWdfR18tSG9QWkJDQ3JpN2FRdGM?resourcekey=0-AgfCwQlPGAlaFUIv28ONHQ&usp=sharing

As featured on THE ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ) ALBUM:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1agy9QTvQqjtsmYGQygdMUyA2WlEX9k2_?usp=sharing

Tracks used:
-- Super Mario 3D World - Super Bell Hill (Composer: Mahito Yokota)
-- Usher ft. Ludacris & Lil Jon - Yeah
-- Various Super Mario character voice clips sampled from Super Mario 64, Super Smash Bros. Melee, and Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

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Thanks for listening!
-- Jemboy

YEA-HOO! (Super Mario 3D World x Usher Mashup)

One-upping @deeyaywob's '100 Layers of Nazareth' because I can, really.  I also made this in Adobe Audition because I hate myself.

Soundcloud didn't let me include all 170 songs in the description because it had to be less than 4000 characters.  So have a pastebin instead: https://pastebin.com/R9EssN1a.

It's my birthday on Friday, so feel free to send me some Jameson or a piano in the post.

Now I'm gonna go make some pasta and think about my life choices.

edit: yep. just realised the end thing was from when i planned to do 200.  forgot to change that. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me.

170 LAYERS OF MEMES

"You'll always be with me.

And you'll always be my Kong."

Transcript for the lyrics:
https://pastebin.com/CY9S283u

SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZiss7k74iI

Sources used:
"DK Rap" - Donkey Kong 64
"Unknown from M.E." - Sonic Adventure
"See You Again" - Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth
(also loud nigra lmao)

CG Again (DK Rap x Wiz Khalifa)

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

hey check these out theyre pretty cool:
https://soundcloud.com/ryfi-822767436/brick
https://soundcloud.com/pantsmode/house-1

Be careful around stacks of bricks

Whamoactive

Me hooh
@hook_music 
Unfinished stuff goes here, I may or may not finish what I put in here

His Coconut Gun

Hooh