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the scary jokes discography

the scary jokes

THE SCARY JOKES

the scary jokes demos

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Full disclosure, I am a monster
A creature of despair, not that that should be a cause for concern
If there's one thing I've learned in all my years here
It's that despair is less abundant in those who understand
How to plant their hearts in community gardens

You'll be fine, you honeycomb
Who could ever hurt you? Who could be so cold?
You'll be fine, oh honey pie
Who could ever hurt you? Who could be so unkind?

The culmination of man's mistakes came the day
The sun ran so hot, it turned the desert to glass
If there's something to be learned from all these losers
It's that the price that you pay
For arrogance and a false sense of immunity
Is to face the wrath of a dying star

You'll be fine, you honeycomb
Who could ever hurt you? Who could be so cold?
You'll be fine, oh honey pie
Who could ever hurt you? Who could be so unkind?

The years have been hard on this lonely heart
If you wanna know the truth
There's no more community gardens
So I guess I'll have to settle for you

Burn PYGMALION!!! A Collection of Demos

Community Gardens - The Scary Jokes (Take 2, demo)

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Some day life's gonna wear you down, gonna wear you down
Some day life's gonna wear you down, gonna wear you down
There's a girl upstairs who's gotten her fair share of gloom
She hardly leaves her room nowadays

She goes walking in the rain, out in the rain
She only goes out when it rains nowadays 
She walks by a church and stops at the door and turns away
She says she doesn't pray anymore
She can't see what for, she can't see what for

But she says she believes in God, believes in God
But she says she believes in God, believes in God
And he knows her name, but it's such a shame he doesn't care
And I'm getting scared
He's gonna wear her down one of these days

I have never been the type to go to church
And I have never prayed for anyone but her
But I pray for her each night, when I hear her cry through the ceiling
I've got a feeling nobody's listening from way up there 
Nobody cares about the girl upstairs 
Except for me, and what can I do but pray for her?

Church - The Scary Jokes (Sleepyhead Demo)

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LYRICS SOON

Riptide (demo) - The Scary Jokes

April Fools

Apple Pie

In a Bitter Syrup

Feelin' So Matryoshka

Catabolic Seed

Friends With You

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the caption on the post and in-video caption:

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(in-video)Something Murderous is Brewing... 👁💐

Our Murderous Decent - The Scary Jokes (SNIPPET)

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Magic Hat - The Scary Jokes

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Shall we go down
Beneath the waterfall?
Raining thunder, where we can
Make a place to hide
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover’s head

(They don't, they don't know)
We buckle too, when the flesh fails
Wanting, waiting
On vengeance to free her arrow
It’s a blind shot across
Our starlit kingdom
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

They don't, they don't know
They've got no common sense
We don't, we don't, we don’t
Have to be so defenseless

But we shatter too, when the flesh fails
And I’ll be right here, I'll be right here with you

They don’t, they don't know
They don't, they don't know
You don’t, you don't know
You don't, you don't know
The weight I carry
You know, it don't come easy
So won't you be sweet?
Oh fortune, please, won't you be sweet to me?
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James Arthur
(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)

Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

Our Murderous Descent  - The Scary Jokes

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Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Who will build over this home of mine?
Riptide, pull, pull me closer 
You can pull, pull me under
Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved?
Such a pity, the mess you made 
With those lovely hands
Sink your white fang into me
Rip my throat out, leave me gasping 
Death to all men, who wrote op-eds
Lamenting how you kept your clothes on
The riptide will pull, pull you under
You can pull, pull me closer
Do you want to watch the transformer blow up?
You thought a bomb had gone off
But it wasn't Armageddon
After all that rain, it's no surprise 
That the river rages and the waters rise 
And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we're not careful already spun out once or twice
Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool

Riptide - The Scary Jokes

full disclosure - i am a monster
a creature of despair! not that that should be a cause for concern :)
if theres one thing ive learned in all my years here
its that despair is less abundant in those who understand
how to plant their hearts in community gardens

youll be fine, you honeycomb
who could ever hurt you? who could be so cold?
youll be fine, oh honeypie
who could ever hurt you? who could be so unkind?

the culmination of mans mistakes came the day
the sun ran so hot, it turned the desert to glass
if theres something to be learned from all these LOSERS...
its that the price that you pay for arrogance and a false sense of immunity
is to face the wrath of a dying star

youll be fine you honeycomb
who could ever hurt you? who could be so cold?
youll be fi-i-ine, oh honeypie
who could ever hurt you? who could be so unkind?

the years have been hard on this lonely heart
(if you wanna know the truth)
theres no more community gardens...
so i guess i'll have to settle for you.

Community Gardens

bad at math

the daughter of the fish and the ram - the scary jokes

bad at maths - the scary jokes

hold yourself tight - the scary jokes

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2. Death, Thrice Drawn - The Scary Jokes

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4. Jeanine - The Scary Jokes

5. Pygmalion - The Scary Jokes

6. Starstruck - The Scary Jokes

10. Jeannie... You're A Tragedy - The Scary Jokes

The Scary Jokes - Too Shy

sleepyhead the scary jokes demo

Apple Pie - The Scary Jokes demo

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The insects of summer sing a song of sleeping
And the darkness of evening is slowing growing deeper
And I like the way that you look in the cold bitter air of autumn
And though I wish you'd forget me, I'll think of you often 

In December
I'll leave black stains in the wood
In December
Where my cast iron bed once stood

And the radio's playing a song 
And it fills up the cold empty air
But the chords are all coming out wrong
And the music's too lonely to bear
Thank god you won't be there

When I woke up this morning there was a chill in the wind
And the clouds rolled in like a warning
I tried to keep it from getting under my skin
And there's a sign in your yard, and it says that you're going away
I try not to take it too hard for now
But I know it they'll be hell to pay

In December
The shadows will swallow the town
In December
They'll pass over all of the houses

And I'll still be sleeping
When the shadows climb up the stairs
And the sadness will silently creep in
And follow me everywhere 
Thank god you won't be there

Now there's a warmth in your voice that I haven't heard in a while
I'm happy to see you look so well these days
I'm glad to see you smiling 
So, go
Where the weather is fair
Wherever you go
I'm sure you'll be much happier there
'Cuz don't we know well that misery loves company
So I guess it's just as well that you stay the hell away from me

'Cuz the winters of my heart, they just go on and on
And the days are so dark, and the nights are so long
And I know it sounds wrong, and I know it sounds bad, but I'm glad you'll be gone

Cast Iron Bed - The Scary Jokes (Poison Ivy Grows Demo)

the revised 2009:
https://soundcloud.com/peachygir36569764/the-scary-jokes-2009?ref=clipboard

2009 - the scary jokes (Car Phone demo)

i am the architecture