The Sensational Aerola Taint wows the audience with her rendition of "Peeing in Kentucky", about a woman's struggle to find a rest stop on her way from Kentucky to Ohio. This track was made using Suno AI by Ibuddy.  Lyrics are original by Ian Scheil.

Peeing In Kentucky

Peeing in Kentucky

An old comedic classic about a man who gets a paternity test because his child doesn't necessarily look like he does.  Original lyrics with AI used for musical performance of the lyrics.  

That Old Paternity Test

A club hit about being a broke ass Pooh Bear.  

Broke Ass Pooh Bear

A song about Chuck Schumer needing to resign from minority leader after his choice to vote for the CR and Cloture.  Original lyrics by Ian Scheil. Music performed by AI artist.  

Shoo Shoo Schumer!

A jazzy tune about a guy who has a sweet little miss on the side.  He wants to meet her on that street.  He's finally ready to dump off his old wife for his new hot chicky.

Meet Me On That Street

This is a song I wrote to show unity with our friends North of the Border and taking a stand against the BS being perpetrated by my country towards them.   I am unable to sing and so I have AI perform the lyrics for me.  The lyrics are 100% original my work.   I am hoping this song helps show unity together.  Being disabled it breaks my heart seeing what is happening to my nation and what we are doing to our allies.  We are all North Americans.  We need to act like it towards Canada.  They've been our greatest ally.  Without Canada there is no United States.  We need Canada.  Respect Sovereignty! 

We Are All North Americans

A standard in the style of a bygone era by a The Molly Sisters about a housewife's perils due to her husband's smelly crotch.   

Lyrics by Ian Scheil
AI was used to perform the original lyrics.  All rights reserved.   

The Molly Sisters is a fictitious group.  

Off to the Zoo With That Smelly Baboon Presented By The Molly Sisters

Off to the Zoo With That Smelly Baboon

I wrote this following the passing of my grandfather.   When I came out and left the religious extremism behind, he shut me out.   I found out he passed away by accident.  I used to still send him cards and he would send me cards.   I tried to reconnect with him but he would never respond to my invites to reconnect.   I tried everything I could.  His passing leaves behind so much hurt and pain.  Please never turn your back on someone because of who they love.   Religions aren't worth it when they destroy your family and demand you hold bigoted hateful views.   If you're part of a religion and your family member is LGBTQ and that religion condemns them, the choice should be a no brainer.  You walk away from that religion because it's clearly lying and seeking to harm your family.  He never did.  I tried to connect so many times.  He refused to and never would.  I wrote this song to express what I'm feeling in the wake of his death that my relatives never told me occurred.   The title You Never Let Me In refers to a picture he always had of Jesus knocking on a door and how he met religion in, but not his own grandson when he needed it most.   When I told him I was engaged to my partner he said, "That's too bad.  I'm sorry to hear that." It was crushing and still hurts deeply.   Don't let that be the legacy you leave like he did.   

Track is performed by Suno AI, but the lyrics are all original by Ian Scheil.

You Never Let Me In

Bisexual music creator, producer, and disabled patient.  Music is so therapeutic and I find it beneficial to be able to use AI to help me enjoy writing lyrics to have them performed since I can't sing for beans.   But I do also have some tracks here that I fully created and produced without any AI as well, such as Homosexual Tendencies which throws the extremist BS terminology back in the face of religious zealots and extremists who put me through hell as a bisexual kid.   I hope you enjoy these.  Humor is one of my favorite ways to help with bad days and sometimes I get the opportunity during a good moment to make something out of it and engage with the parts of me that I'm unable to in other moments due to the disabilities I deal with.  I clearly label which tracks utilize AI and which do not in their descriptions for total transparency.  All lyrics are 100% authentic and my own copyrighted material.