Matthew as Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost
Zawesome as Brody Foxx

Lyrics:
Muscle Man:
Oh no, bro! I’m against Family Guy’s Joe’s clone, bro!
‘Cept this guy just repeats the same old jokes, bro
Hi Five Ghost:
But you do the same thing, though
Muscle Man:
Yeah, well shut up! I’m way better than this blonde dodo, yo!
Your YouTube channel is stank
It’s like fat mama farted in the audience’s face
Uploading 24/7 begging for that cheese
Yo channel so old, you’re now a dead Animeme
Meanwhile, my show’s still respected even after a whole decade
Paved the way for CN to be brought to its next golden age
But we knew to let go just like Pops; stopped with an enormous bang
While you keep hopping on every band wagon to fill up your bank
That's not dank, it's sickening! Is this a prank? I’m not getting it
You’re about to leave this like your gay joke, later regretting it
Now I don’t mean to sound homophobic with this last diss
Your victory’s like Joe Mama; doesn’t exist

Brody Foxx:
Was that an open mic performance? You left the crowd silent
I can see through your shit lines - did your friend write ‘em?
Let’s give a refresher to the fans after those turd words
Love Yo Mama? Be sure to like this first verse!
Brody Foxx is not the only boss who could never try to bare you like Goldilocks
You annoy me lots, bitch you’re only talk while my flowing rocks against this moldy blob
I mean Jesus! You used to be like me - a bodybuilding genius
But then you’ve evolved into the first male with green tits!
Working in a boring park with some weird dudes all day
You and your wife look like you’d be Shrek’s offspring
Yo mama so fat! I left that bitch torn up
In my bed last night and put that shit on PornHub
I hung out with Avicii and flushed down baby Keem
Basically, I’m amazing, you should envy me

Muscle Man:
Yeah right! No one wants to be as dumb as you, dawg!
You think the world is flat ‘cause it reflects how low your humor’s gone
You’re a body shaming, ableist, egotistical, racist, sex-driven, lying asshole, and a misogynist!
So thank god your channel’s starting to bomb
You know who else is sick of your content? My mom!

Brody Foxx:
You can’t shut the Foxx up, you squealing hunk of fuck
That B.O. makes me wish I was the one who got skunked
It's like you filled your whole track with dirt like the Crash Pit
While the heat I spit burns the other third of your ass
It's over now, Mitch, I gotta get back to working out unlike you do anymore, so best hussle, lad
On behalf of Team Brody, I wish you good luck healing from my savage attack, unlike Muscle Dad

Written by: Matthew
Additional Help from: Commander Jacob and Zawesome
Mixed & Mastered by: Jacob
Produced by: Diamond Style Productions

Brody Foxx vs Muscle Man. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

I don't think I've ever uploaded this before publicly. Unused version of Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire with the same lyrics and casting, but uses a different instrumental and old vocals.

Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire [SCRAPPED VERSION]

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO: https://youtube.com/watch?v=wI-vjckp_MA&feature=share8 

Pixel Chris as Are Ya winning son? 
Rebot17 as Stare Dad
Dudz as Stare Dad's son

Are Ya Winning Son: 

From MS to MC, feel the Pain-t on this beat
An OG you may be, i’ll still leave this dad/dead-beat 
 so why try to compete? you’re a dead Animeme
Making Green get the milk since you can't bring that cheese
AY! Act all tough, but i still can see trough your mustache 
Luigi outrunned it, ledding you to being bugged fast
Face it, grump fad, unlike my son, you should quit it 
Seems like i won’t need to ask to see who’s winning (AYYYY)


Stare Dad’s Son: 
Dad! there’s another creepy vermin in the house
Didn’t changed its figure yet still trying to ‘’stick’’ around


Stare Dad:
I don’t care, it shouldn’t be more annoying as you, kid 

Stare Dad’s Son: 
what?

Stare Dad:
They didn’t took this place, son, I DID!
Joke and smoke all you want, but my legacy’s preserved 
All you could've won now was some weird appeal with pervs
cuz you got your hands tied by the loosers you pose
Just like your son’s hentai: that’s the future you chose! 

Written by Dudz

Additional Writing help by: It's Hektor

Mixed and mastered by Box_ Soldier22 and Dudz

Beat produced by Dave James

Edited by Raisu

AYWS? Art by: Box _Soldier22

Stare Dad and his son’s Art by: Nooby

Cover art by Box_Soldier22

Produced by Dudz




Are Ya Winning, Son? Vs. Stare Dad- AMATEUR RAP BATTLES

Deadpool vs Peter Griffin. rap battle. by fightmarker.

I just liked this beat too much.


THANKS TO: Freshy Kanal for helping me find a battle that was 88 BPM

Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted - REMIX

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/aaE2Isa1rPQ

Brodecai as Slenderman (Audio)
Dudz as Slenderman (Video)
Vladimyr P. as Jeff The Killer (audio) 
Dudz as Jeff The Killer (Video)
YDGeon as Announcer

Slenderman: 

Confusion is what humans may feel with my presence
but nothing compares to your whole storie’s coherence
The photos will show that a threat’s what i pose 
I brought fear to the mist, your whole thing’s getting smoked!
not close as a foe, either way, i’m approaching
No traces, thats why i’m acting silenced
When least expected, they’ll be infected 
feeling burnt out to end up missing like your eyelids
My legend’s what settled this whole sensation 
Spreading shock and fright to entire nations 
Looks like ripped off Joker can’t be taken so serious
The only cracks you got just made you go delirious
Rejected by the Wiki, and your fans grew tired
How you’re gonna fire back when your status backfired?
Dare to enter my domain, there's no way you can survive
 but judging by your face, you’re always due to ‘’crossing lines’’
   
Jeff the killer:

Jeff the killer, death is quicker 
So you better run while you still can
Arrive at night, sharp as my knife 
That's why i’m gonna slice up Slenderman!
Enter your domain? as if it was your reign
But you forgot something: I GOT WOODS ON MY NAME!
My lines are packing heat, cuz i’m giving burns like bleach
Feeling stressed? should be! you’re next on my murder spree 
Tried to hit the big screen, and your film was a debacle
That budget couldn’t prevent you of being Something Awful
cuz a game brought your fame, then decayed years later
As always, you’re a lame excuse to seeking paper
For the genre, it is true that you've paved the way 
But thanks to rap battles, you went from slaying to slave
So don’t faze my rage if you still think i'm that weaker
I beat all bullies by myself, you got outclassed by a math teacher!

Slenderman: 

Slit your mouth yet those words have failed to cut deep
Causing snores is the only way you’ll make go to sleep
The damage i create can’t be healed from any mind  
You pass the same effect when seen on Gacha Life
the impact i left goes beyond some numbers
All proxies by my side, you’re only loved by Tumblr
I guess your bad rap/rep is just too hard to cover 
Struggling behind bars? should’ve learned with your brother

Jeff the Killer:

Did you teleport your rhymes? Cuz they felt so out of place
 Should’ve expected that when you lack a mouth on your face
Calling out my targets, as if yours aren’t offensive 
You’re easy to defeat; take a seat with Chris Hansen
See the bigger picture: no one’s scared of your horror
So do what you do best and just stay in the corner
Put some meaning on your writing, so its not bland as usual
Suit and tie fit just right, since this became your own funeral *laughs*

Eyeless Jack:
Its Eyeless Jack here! 
Messing with me is quite risky
Once i murder on this beat, i'll go and eat  
your ki- 
*gets shot and falls on the floor*   

Dudz:
Dude, who the heck let this guy in? The battles finished!
*sigh* Fricking royales…


Written By Dudz
Addit. Writing Help by Vladimyr P., Bacon Pancake & Brodecai
Researching Help By Danii
Beat prod. by HEKS
Mixed and Mastered by Captain Jorge
Thumbnail and cover art by Cidisswo


EYELESS JACK CREDITS

Dudz as Eyeless Jack 
Other Eddie as himself

Written by Dudz
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Mixed by Cidisswo


Special thanks to JotaSeis, Cidisswo, Vladimyr P., Captain Jorge, My Parents, Matthew Thomas, ERBParodies and you

JEFF THE KILLER VS SLENDERMAN- AMATEUR RAP BATTLES

Check out the OG battle from the homie Dilly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO-ZF7H29Uc 

Mysterio vs Bowler Hat Guy (One Take Covers)

Snakebite126 as Nagito Komaeda
Matthew Picciotto as Desmond

Written by Jofinity & SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing by Dilly Scott & Athena
Mixed & Arranged by SIR Rap Battles
Art by ItsPizzaBox & Cole
Beat by Kiba
Special thanks to Jofinity, Dilly Scott, M!CAH, Rabi & JustGamer

Nagito (0:11):
Geez, I’ve never seen somebody so bereft of hope
Your empty soul’d fill a better role as a stepping stone
(Eurgh) But I could smell your odor the moment you left your home
Forget the gun, your scent alone is pest control

I gotta say, you’re so unkempt and uncouth
That trash like me would fit right in that wreck of a room!
(sighs) Can’t you decide already? Just do it if you’re so eager
I guess it’s fine... your wife isn’t committing either

Desmond (Depressed) (0:35):
Okay… I’m gonna spit some bars now… 
And I’m gonna make you fucking watch.

By the time you misled your friends
And found the traitor you were already dead to them
So you can take the shitty hope you sell and go to hell
A stroke of luck won’t make me happy, I’ll just stroke myself

Because of you, there’s a real awful problem
My wife took the kids when I bought Danganronpa
So yeah... my life’s a living hell and you didn’t help
Though, I almost smiled… when you killed yourself

Nagito (1:05):
We must be on a rollercoaster ‘cause I’m nodding off
You choked so hard that I’m assuming you saw your dog
All you ever do is spread misery like Despair Disease
Charlie and I would rather leave - and your hair agrees
 
You even made Pim despair with your awful tone
And managed to tear apart families that aren’t your own
You’ll be scum under my boot as soon as I’m done with you
My hope will join your weight in the massive things crushing you--!

(Desmond shoots Nagito and he dies. Desmond starts feeling a sense of… happiness inside him...)

Desmond (Happy): (1:38)
That felt… good.

Tired of dementia patients that can’t be quiet?
Know an annoying kid with cancer who hasn’t died yet?
Call Desmond’s Ultimate Control, we’ll take care of him
And save you a bigger fortune than he got from inheritance

We’ll shoot ‘em, burn ‘em, even stab ‘em with a massive spear
Spilling magenta is just how we get around in here
So if you see a one-handed shit you need drawn out
Don’t take a chance - pull the trigger and call now!

Nagito Komaeda vs Desmond. SIR Rap Battles Season 3 (ft. Snakebite126 & Matthew Picciotto)

Eyeless Jack Demo

Welcome to the fifty-seventh installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Eddie's Rap Channel as Dib Membrane
TheSuperplushybros as Invader Zim
Adroitwhiz as GIR
Nathan Provost as Marvin the Martian
B-Lo as Stitch
Rocket as Roger
Titanium1208 Krang

Lyrics:
https://bit.ly/36PjDD0

Written by Matthew Thomas, thelegion, Anthony Perry, Fle, Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Stofferex, Skeep★Tieel, and Jacob

Mixed & Mastered by: Freshy Kanal

Additional Help by: Adroitwhiz

Beats by: Kustom Made Productions, 2Deep, Marc Jackson Burrows of Audio Network, and Hollywood Legend Productions

Eyeless Jack Demo

DudzLocation