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조원선(Jo - Won - Sun) - 베란다에서 (At The Veranda) - Cover By JkHyo

Volume_Master_Take2, 조원선(Jo - Won - Sun) - 베란다에서 (At The Veranda) - Cover By JkHyo

Jesus I Come To You - JKHyo

thank you for ALL the support 
mixed by @tevinwmusic
prod by @yungameba

music video: http://bit.ly/2yaRgA1


I like to think I’m well-equipped as any other average guy 
but I just can’t discover love and I don’t even set my standards high
on top of that, I’m camera shy, maybe I should opt-out of the dating pool
and be an undercover tinder samurai

cause I would rather type online than whisper in a dingy bar
and swiping left and right could be my new bushido ninja star
and I’m well-versed in virtual lovemaking ninjutsu 
on every profile pic I post, I’m posing with my shitzu
or flexing with my shirt off cause I heard that gets you hits too

Especially OkCupid, I’m like Eros or the cherubs be,
I pierce hearts of women with my cursor and my arrow keys
and disregard my Roman roots and choose a font that’s serif-free,

trust me,

 I’m a tinder bio brainiac
the way I kindle fire with matches, I’m a pyromaniac
on christian mingle, I’m a casanova,
if ya’ll don’t think so, y’all can ask Jehovah
check your inbox, he might send an answer over

I wish I had the muscles of a granite sculpture
I would log on ashleymadison and bang adulterers
I’m so lonely, I’ve considered farmers-only
just for someone’s arms to hold me
also, I’m really big on agriculture

but if I had that body of a grecian god
I would trawl on pof.com and use it as a fishing rod
and hope I don’t get catfish,
the fact is if I did, I’d probably play along cause god knows I could use the practice,

and if I’m aching for my roots, I’d visit shaadi.com
message islamic wahhabi hijabi hotties “salaam”
and sunni, shia, those are both denominations I respect
cause I just care for our connection, 

I don’t care about the sects

sometimes I uninstall my apps in reckless insurrectious rage
and then regret it while I check the craiglist missed connections page
and then I think that I should get out more and disregard my mobile cell
and get to know the local teller at my barnes and noble well
and check out what she’s reading while she’s charging up my total sale
and ask her if she likes the novel,
and once she answers, ask her if wants to grab some coffee or some ice cream waffles,
and she’d probably say that’s awesome, 

 I’d ask her when she’s off of work,

 she might answer “midnight”

 I’d tell her that sounds awful, 

what a bummer, and from somewhere
I might muster up the nerve to get her number,

 and I would ask her what her digits are
and if I play it right then I can disregard my ninja stars, 
say sayonara to katanas and my other weapons too 
and try committing by committing online dating seppuku

tinder samurai (video in description)

A homage to one of the greatest Anime's of all time!
This mix is compiled of Cowboy Bebop themed beats, tributes and a couple of random lo-fi tracks.

YouTube Version: https://youtu.be/WHryvQQu9LU

01 00:00 Saib. - Spike Spiegel.
02 03:32 DJ Kensabeast - Cowboy Bebop
03 06:38 Kendall & Mukashi - Bell Peppers & Beef (Cowboy Bebop)
04 09:28 Sai Wai - The Lunar Samurai
05 12:30 Question - The Feeling Of Empathy And Denial
06 15:18 Plastilin Beat - Cowboy Bebop
07 19:04 Chinsaku - See Ya.. (Space Cowboy)
08 23:12 DOMINANT - Just Wanna Chill
09 26:46 Saib. - Space Cowboy
10 29:14 Sinitus Tempo - Lonesome Cowboy (Cowboy Bebop)
11 33:00 Lesky & Phlocalyst - LWTL
12 34:32 Hemmingson - Cowboy Bebop (Bump)
13 37:42 Saptune - Flaws.
14 39:50 Kendall & Mukashi - Waltz For Venus (Cowboy Bebop)
15 43:28 xPanda - Reminiscence
16 47:06 Pabzzz - Delight (Cowboy Bebop Remix)
17 50:42 Conative Clay - Jaaaz
18 52:50 Saib. - Bebop Lounge.
19 57:32 Limes - Hooplah
20 1:01:10 DOMINANT - Wisdom (Cowboy Bebop)

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Cowboy Bebop [Tributes Mix]

Verse 1:
It’s that time of year, that time of cheer
Where everybody gives hugs and presents
But it’s their Advent, and it’s my Lent
I’m hoping you read the message that I sent
 
Refrain:
The air is cold outside
Darling, can I see you tonight?
December’s been really cold
‘Cause I’ve got no one to hold
 
Chorus:
Single bells, alone on Christmas Day
I asked Santa if you could stay
Oh, single bells, and now you’re one of them, too
I didn’t know something so white can be so blue
 
Verse 2:
You don’t have to be under the tree
With a nice bow, just say hello
All I want for me is a little bit of ecstasy
‘Cause I’m so low, just so you know
 
[Repeat Refrain]
 
[Repeat Chorus]
 
Bridge:
Oh, I asked for a present
Your touch, your kiss, your presence
But you’re colder than the weather
Why do I even bother?
 
[Repeat Refrain]
 
Final Chorus:
Single bells, alone on Christmas Day
I asked Santa if you could stay
Oh, single bells, and now you’re one of them, too
All I want this year’s for me to be with you

Single Bells

http://j-neous.bandcamp.com/track/easy-drama
:)

Easy Drama (Original)

I’m Shy, Goodbye

12-01-20
Background (orchestral) by Mark Lloyd Music
Original by John Williams, from Home Alone

Somewhere In My Memory (cover)

Made this a few years ago. For all the lonely souls out there.
I hope I don't get to sing this next Christmas. xD

Single Bells, with a simple lyrics twist from Jingle Bells. Enjoy

Single Bells - J-neous

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