Original Track by Tee Veeman: https://soundcloud.com/rudenoodlenpc/burger-shot-shuffle

Lyrics

That will be 69 including tax
And if you get off your fat ass 
and do some laps
Those legs won’t flap 
when cops clap your ass in your assless chaps
Crazy you ask! 

My suit competes with the finest loveseat
I cautiously advise the thieves to leave
Before bike guy's scrapes his knees
Causing his enemies to flee
We desperately need beef!

CHORUS
Taking Orders
At the, at the, at the Burgershot
(taking orders at the Burgershot)

Put it in the damn computer
Let me, Let me, Let me
Take your order

Taking Orders
At the, at the, at the Burgershot
(taking orders at the Burgershot)

Put it in the damn computer
Let me, Let me, Let me
Take your order

Verse 2:
Indeed Tee Vee has weed
Bikeguy’s a dweeb
Shelly misleads Steve 
Val bleeds tweed
Peaches has neat feet
but don’t quote me or I’ll have to break your ass

OTT and Yung Fierro Disagree on 
Who is who and who’s the wanna-be
Advice for free
The island’s lonely, be friendly
Like 2pac and Biggie 

I’m concerned
So I start Nervous talking
You’ve cornered four turns
Now I’m walking
filling out police reports
locals gawking
Have you heard the news?
Ursula is no longer blogging
  
<chorus>
  
Cream Pie’s made fresh
Meat flesh-less
Don’t shame the fetish
lunch for breakfast
  
Fingle Sauce not very tasty
Fresh Burgers made on the Daily 
Chips slithers while being shaky
What can I get for you, Baby?
No, I call every baby, baby
Swipe right here so you can pay me

I’ll ring you up 
right here 
right now

Don’t take cash
Now Swipe here
Right now

Two swipes 
Right here
Right now

Tax will be the same
Now swipe

Striped Pajamas
Bahama’s Mama’s
Whitley’s back piece with an iguana
Driver Needed
Drive Her Seated
Hold this L for me cause you’ve been deleted 

<chorus>

Let me take your order - DJ Leo & Tee Veeman - NoPixel 3.0

Lyrics:

Would you believe me if I said
I've been lying to you since we first met?
I wish I had the guts to tell you sooner
but my stomach hasn't settled yet.

Can the fluid in my lungs
quench the thirst for respiration? 
'cuz I just want to give you my last breath
Will the apologies you made
ease you through the gates of heaven?
That's the only thing more permanent than death

I tried to be a man of faith
now I'm starting to rethink my younger ways
"Carve your story out in stained glass
make sure you follow the right path" X2
I never thought of it like that

(Does it get easier?
No.)

How could you be so selfish
to leave me so young?
In a room full of grimace
you were the first smile I found
Things were better with you around
Your face is a ghost, your name is a relic
your laugh is a waveform I wish I'd written down
You were the silver lining to every cloud

Younger Ways

LYRICS
Where's the fucking rain?

It's been 3 hours of sitting on my ass in the mud
but not a single drop of rain, i'm not asking for a flood
Just a bit of precipitation, and you'll see my elation
im sick of my crops dying, can you see my frustration
If I could get some rain, maybe I won't go insane

'cus water is all i need for me and my crops
I'm not asking for much, just a couple hundred drops
'Cus i love farming and I don't wanna stop

This is my rain song
I'm just begging to be rained on
'cus my garlic's going off, I'm about to throw a strop
this is the worst drought i've ever seen yet, I just wanna get wet
I just wanna get wet

It's been 7 days, still not a single drop of rain
There ain't no clouds in Los Santos, just one fogging up my brain
I've gone through too many watering cans, ah you've got to be kidding man!
just an itty bitty dripping on the city, i'm sick of this t-shirt tan
Just a little bit of rain, would really make my fucking day

Water is all i need for me and my crops
I'm not asking for much, just a couple hundred drops
'Cus i love farming and I dont wanna stop
and when the rain comes

This is my rain song
Im just begging to be rained on
My garlic's going off, I'm about to throw a strop
this is the worst drought i've ever seen yet, i just wanna get wet

I just wanna get wet x3

I just want it tae fuckin' rain

The Rain Song (feat. Maggie Gunn)

Lyrics:
Black hair black lipstick she cut through Me like a knife
Why do these girls always seem to ruin my life
Tattoos and chokers, with an attitude to match
Feel like my heart is made of glass

How do I
Talk to her without fumbling all my words
My chest starts to hurt
What should I say first 
Something like “hey we should hang out”
Or that’s what I want to say but what falls out of my mouth is something like 

Step on me, step on me

Step on me step on me
Goth mommy
The second you walked in was like a slap across the face 
I just want a hot goth girlfriend to put me in my place
In my place

Oh my god, there she is, here she comes, I should talk to her

(Q):
It’s like 99 per cent of people are falling in love With me, 
stop calling me Mommy (it’s weird)
I see you looking at me from way across the room
You seem pretty cute, I think I wanna talk to you 
And then you say:

(Giles):
Step on me step on me
Goth mommy
It would make my day, if you picked me up by the waist
I just want a hot goth girlfriend to put me in my place
In my place

(Q) and Giles:
Is it a step too far? If I told you it was you I wanted to break my heart
You gotta change your tone, you can’t call people Mommy; you’ll just end up alone
Like I’ve even got a chance with you, I’m sorry for being so rude
Don’t be so in your head, that type of shit ain’t gonna get you in someone’s bed

I’m just trying to be stood on, respectfully 
I’m sorry, Goth Mommy

Goth Girls Are Ruining My Life (ft. Q)

Commissioned by Troy Donahue

You change peoples lives, just by saying hello
My blue haired beauty, you really stole the show
I can't even fathom how brilliant you are
Without you around I'd surely fall apart

Even if I was floating around in space, or in a crowded place
I'd always find your face

you blow me away, nothings out of your reach
you could conquer Chiliad in a single leap
One half of my heart is hanging near your chest
Keep saying Yes, keep being Jess

Dear, Jessie

Willy’s got my products
I got a pouch for all my stuff
It’ll be good to see the market peeps
And give them all a hug

I got a lot of love for the market
Sometimes my car is so banged up from driving
I can’t even start it
But that’s okay because I look forward to

Driving to Paleto
Cruising down the road
Driving to Paleto
Yeah we know just where to go

Everyone’s putting up their signs
We better get up their early, before the people form their lines 
The city seems so far from me when I’m in the underpass
Better get some cash, for another tank of gas before Im

Driving to Paleto
Cruising down the road
Driving to Paleto
Yeah we know just where to go

We made it to Paleto
We cruised on down the road
We made it to Paleto
Yeah we knew just where to go

Driving To Paleto (ft. Cas Silverton)

The first of two versions of Open your Heart, this one featuring Giles Dickenbottom.
Vocals: Giles Dickenbottom, aka twitch.tv/jackariah
Lyrics, instrumentation, composition, additional vocals: Peren Meliamne, aka twitch.tv/tylerjames2344

i'm not too proud to say the blame is mine
i didn't think it through, I didn't see the line
it's not easy to see the hurt, when the hurt has made me blind
you opened your heart
you opened your heart

i'm not to cold to feel these sticks and stones
what used to go unsaid, now it feels unknown
love hurts til it breaks, and then it /makes itself at /home
it opened our hearts
it opened our hearts

to tell you i'm hurt too is the easy thing to claim
it doesn't do enough to dwell in yesterdays shame
a heart broken by love is the hardest one to tame
i'll open my heart
i'll open my heart


and i'm seeing now how I caused the 
weight to hit your shoulders
crashing into what I chose not to see
i'm feeling now the way that I have
shut myself off from all of the
people who could have been enough for me



i'm not too lost to say that losings fine
burdened down by memory, burdened down in time
i used to feel my best with you now I barely feel alive

Open Your Heart - Peren x Giles

A commission from Pierce Iron.

Hey Claire you’re so blissfully unaware
Your beauty effervesces whether it’s your face or your hair 
And it’s unfair how no matter what I do
I could never get a chance with an Angel like you 

Just give me a chance, It’s all I ask

We could be exclusive, if you just leave your man
We could be a happy ending, you can see my heart is breaking 
Just leave him, it’s what I would do
You can’t tell me he would do things I do, Claire I’m in love with you 

Lexi told me to cut it off, She owes me $60,000 
I'd usually let it slide but that’s at least 6 blackjack hands
I got you a ring made, I bought you dinner at Uwu cafe
Flippy shot 2 RPGs at me, I think he might think this is happening 

You started your own church, and I drive past it everyday on my way to work

We could be exclusive, if you just leave your man
If you want your space then take it, I just think that we could make it 
So leave him, I think you kinda want to
 I can do the things that he wont do, cuz Claire I’m in love with you 

If I could date you, we could escape to
Burn island, the yacht or somewhere else kinda hot
I think I could make you, the happiest that you
Have ever been before 
I swear I’ve never felt like this before

We could be exclusive, if you just leave your man
I think after this he’s gonna kill me, but Pierce Iron is not a pussy
Just leave him, if it’s what you wanna do
But if you don’t, then I will support you
Claire I’d do anything for you
because I love you

Claire Seducer

I have loved you, in a non platonic way
Since the day, my aunt and uncle brought you over
I’m just trying to say, I really wish we dated
It’s a crying shame that we are related 

Our family tree straight line, but I really really wanna make you mine 

You say, you say my name, Ive never felt this way
Outside at the ranch, you’ve got your hand in my pants
You said, you said you were coming over, and my blood was rushing 
My name is Willy Heart and I’m in love with my cousin 

I fucking love your face, in a loving cousin way
Come what May, I know our parents hate it
It’s just you and Winshield Willy when, we’re walking with our hands
Intertwined, shall we cross the line tonight? 

Does the bachelor remind you of our family reunion 
I better see you at holy communion (you’ve got to be there)

You say, you say my name, Ive never felt this way
Outside at the ranch, you’ve got your hand in my pants
You said you were coming over, and my blood was rushing 
My name is Willy Heart and I’m in love with my cousin 

DESH:
I know it’s not right, but I can’t leave here without you tonight
I know i should feel bad, but you could be the best I’ve ever had 

(I love you, but I’m related to you) 

It’ll tear apart the family, but I think they’ll manage 
If I was any more inbred I’d be a sandwich
You said you were coming over, and my blood was rushing 
My name is Willy heart and I’m in love with my cousin

Family Comes First (ft. DESH)

The latest collab between Q and Tee. 

Tee's socials can be found in the links above.

Check out Q (Vocals) here: 
twitch.tv/d4n1elle
& here: 
twitter.com/xD4N1ELLEx

Check out Donnie Mars (Mixing) here: 
https://soundcloud.com/prodbyonchi

Thanks for listening :)

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