Rising Centuries (megamix) - Daniel Kendall

PRESSURE ft. Freesoul

ANIME MASTERMINDS RAP CYPHER | Sleepless Post ft. CamSteady, ZachBoucher, ConnorQuest & More

Tell Your Tale - Volumes 1 & 2

Let Out Your Light

CONTAINMENT BREACH! An SCP Rap Song By Shwabadi

Recorded August 2024

6/12

Prod by Boston MG
Special Thanks to ToonyLoony

wow this battle is too long! heres the doc link to the lyrics!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G9yhn2qEhK__y4y2DDNPo0oHrEyz2DKYRFUJ-HOZRK4/edit

sorry for the same series matchup its like deadpool vs wolverine but with characters i care about.

soooo yeah the whole idea with this battle was that id advertise this as x23 VS ladypool as a nod towards the whole wolverine vs deadpool thing, but then gwenpool would take ladypools place as a fun fourth wall break because ive been a huge fan of gwenpool and i would literally kill someone to write a gwenpool battle, but obviously doing something that relies on a trend puts a timer on the battle and welp, the best before date has passed by a while ago.

also! shoutout to toonyloony, who was cast as x23, for chiselling and feedback. they were really pleasant to speak to and super eager to contribute, which was a massive relief for someone like me who gets very very anxious always all the time. unfortunately just being busy sorta delayed this project and i wanted to let this demo out into the wild because im sorta just incapable of finishing it haha. they rewrote a couple things to make the performance flow a lot better but since i never rerecorded those changes into he demo, none of them are in here 😶

one thing that i try to do with all my battles is have a special little gimmick that gives me a reason to listen to it again and this battles gimmick is that gwenpool does the fourth wall breaks and x23 does the fight section of the battle. i really like using gwenpool fourth wall breaks to like, tell the listener to loop the battle or to call out random meta shit, and im proud with how i organized the fight section which hopefully made sense. 

if i were to change anything itd prolly just be writing laura better. especially w better punchlines, i was attached to a couple of ideas that, in execution, didn’t really work out the way i thought. but oh well! hindsight is 20/20.

Gwenpool VS X-23 - 12 Bars of Dissmas #6

Main Cast:
‪TheToppo as This Man (Audio)
‪Powerofdan‬ as This Man (Video)

‪Freshy Kanal‬ as The Smiling Man (Audio)
TaigaTonic as The Smiling Man (Video)

Beat by: Freshy Kanal
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Written by: Freshy Kanal, TaigaTonic, Powerofdan, and TheToppo
Thumbnail by: Powerofdan


This Man:
I’m a cryptid shipped across the globe, they send my pics in envelopes
I got you shiverin down your toes, let’s see the chicken cross the road
You’re just a little tale that will never amount to stardom
Smiling at the moon like you got a past in Arkham

People look at me and I leave their minds boggled
People look at you and think you're at the bottom of a bottle
Not a figment of imagination, so they glance harder
But I’m sure they will find me before you’d ever find a dance partner

The Smiling Man:
Hello there…This man should have stayed in bed
But if you wanna tango, I’ll be sure to break a leg

I’m patiently waiting for a stranger to wander late
Hop scotch on my pavement and I turn the chalk to body shapes
You’re playing awful games with people in a trauma state
By sloppily attaching your face with a constant copy paste

A hoax in cinema and a hoax in all of folklore
All your films went south, no wonder you preach to Go North
Forced yourself on every Wanted poster with a dead smile
When you're in my domain, then you’ll really be an X file

Busted out the cage, now the posterboy is targeted
Since the concrete jungle went bananas for guerilla marketing
Maybe those articles should follow news for next time
So push those eyebrows to your hair if you want better headlines

This Man:
You’ll lose sleep over me until your eyes are scuffed
A state of mind around the world, you can’t leave Iowa
I’ll chase you where the demons watch until you flee the block
I send folks to the therapist, but you look like you need a doc

Got no lover so now you go stalk the whole town
How’re you quick on your feet but still can’t get a hoedown
You make em leave the neighbourhood, we’re hardly equal
And your busking couldn’t make a buck, is that why you charge at people?

I give them their worst nights, you’re stuck on the curbside
I got sketched a million times, you’re sketchy on first sight
You dawn a daunting smile so you can mask all the screams
And strut the streets at night because this man is in your dreams

The Smiling Man:
You played a twisted game with unknowing contenders 
But your real life sightings aren’t much but REM-embers
Cops investigated your case across the country
And the unanimous conclusion was... that you’re ugly

Your face is in our heads yet no one knows who you are
Memories of this dream have been fading away since the start
Yet it pales in the moonlight, now there’s none left to save
You can dance with the devil while I waltz on your grave

The Smiling Man Vs Ever Dream This Man

i cant fuck with most these artist
most these pussys pedophiles
like how u praise up on a god 
and go and touch a fuckin child
their wack ass fans are cool with it
i think that shit is fuckin wild
your favorite artist touching kids
again he is a pedophile

these lame ass rappers fuckin with trump 
i hope they kill themselves
you lame ass bitches smokin on runts 
mines on a higher shelf
half these rappers beating on women
like ur a fucking loser
half these rappers really is bitches but that aint nothin newer

homophobic fucks admit u suck that dick
its quite okay
thinkin about some penis more than me
and i am kinda gay
i aint fuckin with no trump
that faggots pretty lame
i cant fuck with ice
i got some family that aint from the states
just some pussies with a mask 
butt buddy brigade
you a pussy 
u a bitch
i hope u die today
i bet ur wife is fuckin dudes that live right down the way
and shit shes fuckin on me too 
she sent a time and place

i cant fuck with most these artist
most these pussys pedophiles
like how u praise up on a god 
and go and touch a fuckin child
their wack ass fans are cool with it
i think that shit is fuckin wild
your favorite artist touching kids
again he is a pedophile

damn, why u losers fuck with pedophiles(x2)

i dont give no fucks about no stacks if ur a fuckin weirdo
i dont give no fucks i share my pack and stacks with all my people
youre a fuckin loser stop pushin facades that ur are evil
youre a fuckin loser theres no point to even thread the needle

theres no point to complicate my words ik im fuckin right
beefin with these streamers wtf u doin with ur life
thats a nice ass car u prolly take it back tomorrow night
why u flexin shit u renting right off fucking enterprise

i aint flexin shit
im real af 
im poor af
all my money go to pack and lifting homies up
all your money wasted on just lookin like u got that shit
like where u find that chrome and where tf u find it counterfit
u the type to rock vlone
like bitch thats now a zumiez fit
u the type to spark a blunt and put it down right off 2 hits
im the type to smoke some fatter on some dope as yola shit
crack into my fuckin batter get right back to punchin in

i cant fuck with most these artist
most these pussys pedophiles
like how u praise up on a god 
and go and touch a fuckin child
their wack ass fans are cool with it
i think that shit is fuckin wild
your favorite artist touching kids
again he is a pedophile(x4)

i just cant (prod. @yvngonce_)

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CONTAINMENT BREACH! An SCP Rap Song By Shwabadi

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