https://youtu.be/WW87KXe_Fpk

She says you shouldn’t play your music so loud after dark
If you want to play your guitar, then go to the park
Stop dancing on the table and standing on the stool
If you want to put on make-up, go to acting school

And if you’re not too careful, you could get your hair full of greasepaint
And if you’re not too careful, you could see it all slip away
					
You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours
If you don’t, one day you’ll be down on all fours
	
She says that you’re not as young as you once were
If it doesn’t work out, go to the job centre
Tuck in your shirt and polish your shoes
They will find a career more suited to you

Copyright Janislaw Szczepaniak Sloane
@jansloanemusic

SCRATCH MY BACK!

"NICE ONE, JAN!" - Jimmy Pop

"POSITIVE, SILLY AND BRAVE!" - Ross Field

“BUY THE MUSIC OF JAN SLOANE –FOR IT IS A SPIRITUAL LOAN!” - Dan Barcan

"TERRIFIC SONGS AND WITTY VIDEOS!" - Marc Glinert

"THE CHEESIEST CLIPS!" - Claude Faverger

"OVER-THE-TOP ALTERNATIVE POP!" - Anonymous

"HE'S NOT TWISTED, JUST CREATIVE!" - Anonymous

Jan Sloane is an English singer-songwriter, guitarist and music video producer, based in Paris.  From Stonehenge to Chernobyl and football to 3D movies, his songs cover a range of areas which interest him.  His music is typified by catchy tunes and humorous lyrics, often in an ironic way.

Jan Sloane's style has been described as cross-over music, with both rock and comedy influences.  He has been inspired by a variety of artists including Kiss, Bloodhound Gang, Nirvana and Queen.

Although a solo artist, Jan Sloane often performs with local acts, such as Culture Bay and Dark Angel Knight.  He writes the lyrics in English and sings parts in French on the Paris open mic circuit.  He doesn't play covers publicly, preferring to sing originals and parodies.

Jan Sloane has used YouTube to publish his music videos.  They are characterised by picture animation, transitions and cheesy special effects, edited in PowerDirector.  The clips add another dimension to his sounds without taking himself too seriously in the process.

Thank you for reading, listening and watching!


Studio LPs:

P IS FOR PARODY (2019)
Music copyright: Original artists
Lyrics copyright: Jan Sloane
Performed by Jan Sloane and Sébastyén Defiolle
Arranged by Sébastyén Defiolle

FACTOR 55 (2013)
Music and lyrics copyright: Jan Sloane
Performed by Jan Sloane and Vincent Faucher
Arranged by Vincent Faucher

EVERYBODY'S DOING IT (2006)
Music and lyrics copyright: Jan Sloane
Performed by Jan Sloane
Arranged by Matt Barwick

ONCE UPON A PIANO (1999)
Music copyright: Jan Sloane
Performed by Jan Sloane

Copyright Janislaw Szczepaniak Sloane
@jansloanemusic

SCRATCH MY BACK!

Jan Sloane Music