The Read

This week, we all hail Jay's Holy Grail. Mariah Carey busted her legendary ass and your letters from home are crazier than ever! Plus, our guest Assante introduces a new segment and Stevie J stops by the show in his fuckboy bus...

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The Read: Stay Off The Bus

This past week has been an especially sucky one, but the show must go on. Grab a few deserved laughs, as Fury & Crissle talk Chris Brown, Keri Hilson and the monstrous Kris Jenner. Plus, you listeners sound off!

The Read: Well Deserved Laughs

Welcome to The Read, featuring Celebrity Analyst/Shade Connoisseur Kid Fury and writer/NYC hater Crissle! Join the fun as they throw deserved shade, break down the latest in pop culture and revel in all things Beyonce. 

This week, those getting read include the writers of Law and Order: SVU's "Rihanna" episode, Keri Hilson and corny people. 



The Read: Nothing Even Adjacent To A Fuck

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood...literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

The Read: There Will Be Blood

On this episode of The Read, Kid Fury clocks Tamar Braxton's original face, while Crissle reads Joe Budden for filth. Kandi Burruss, Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim also get chopped. Plus, Crissle has a strong word on messy hypocrites. Come get your blessing!



The Read: The Original Face Ep

On this week's episode of The Read, Fury and Crissle celebrate Beyoncé's right to stunt on these peasants. Keyshia Cole gets her ketchup-colored wig ripped to shreds and Rihanna is still high as hell. Plus, fake famous people get read for points. Tune in now!

The Read EP 4: Bow Down

This week on The Read's fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy's height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!

The Read EP 5: Team Natural

On this week's Read, Fury & Crissle have another Beyoncé appreciation moment... sponsored by Pepsi. Keyshia Cole's career is over, Rick Ross wants to keep his career and Crissle is The Willow Defender.

The Read: The Grown Episode

On this week's episode of The Read, popular Youtube sensation, Franchesca Ramsey, joins in on the shade. LL Cool J doesn't care about slavery as long as he can wear jewelry, and A$AP Rocky is giving lipstick tips. You can also expect a lengthy discussion on ABC's Scandal!

The Read: The Scandalous Episode

Have you said a prayer for DMX and Amanda Bynes this week? Join in our circle of hope for those two. Also, has Beyoncé made a huge mistake...and who is Kylie: The Terrible?

The Read: Who Raised You?

Actor Dustin Ross joins us on The Read this week, where we give thanks for all new Beyoncé related treats. We might be getting a new Lauryn Hill album, sponsored by the IRS. Plus, K. Michelle is getting her ashy wig shifted.



The Read: Love & Kroger Michelle

The Read returns this week with more soap opera games from Chris & Rihanna. Kim Kardashian looks like a couch, Lauryn Hill is going away and Wade Robson loses his damn mind.

The Read: New York Appreciation

Lord, Beyoncé has postponed a show for the first time. Is the King Bey knocked up? Also, Tyler Perry's wig gets snatched and Kelly Rowland bares her soul. However, can you tell what's up with Kid Fury this week?

The Read: There's Something About Fury

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle gag over the leaked version of Beyoncé's "Grown Woman" single. As anticipation for the tour kicks back up, Miguel kicks two girls down at the Billboard Awards. Plus, what the hell is Paris Hilton doing on Cash Money Records?!

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The Read - The Petty Betty Show

This week, Crissle lets you know how she feels about a drugged out rapping Amanda Bynes! Everyone is judging Miguel, Beyoncé will having escort you out and Kid Fury is always late!

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The Read: Pray For The Dancing Lobsters

Have you asked Draya Michele any tough Twitter questions yet? This week, Kid Fury and Crissle are reading deadbeat parents and destroying the fuckboys. Also, which Real Housewife is pregnant again and what's up Kanye's butt?

The Read: Say No To F**k Boys

It's been legal hell for a few celebrities as of late. This week, Kid Fury and Crissle bang the gavel on these famous fools. Plus, Miley Cyrus and her twerking are tired as hell.

The Read: Law & Order: FU

Description: Have you had a taste of Paula Deen's racism lately? Come get a bite along with lots of shade for Kaidence Donda West and Chad Johnson. Plus, Crissle reads where it hurts...for Fury. 

The Read: Paula's Best Dish

This week, Blue Ivy has officially muted the name North West on Twitter. Paula Deen might be sorry for calling you all the N-word, but she's still been fired. Plus, a listener update that will gag your shorts off!

The Read: What's In A Name?

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle review the BET Awards before the holiday. Talk of George Zimmerman gets pretty heated and your letters from home are still insane!

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