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Emu Time

Jazz Emu 🎷🦤

You Can't Make Me Dance

You Make Me Wanna Die Again

My Brothe

Digital Spool

A Dad Has Rights

D.H.A.R.N.T.Z.

Eviscerate

Eggerson Keaveney

Everlight

The Strahtkhaf Combo

New LP -> https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/spirit-phone

Lemon Demon ~ Cabinet Man

Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone

Lemon Demon - When He Died

Help Let Me Go

Sweet Bod - Lemon Demon

The Debut Album from multi-award-winning Sex Therapist, Jazz Emu.

LYRICS
I got something to tell you
I’m not as sexy as I first appear
Oh mademoiselle you’ve been deceived
My sexual magnetism isn’t sincere.
I hate to cause you total confusion
But baby my sexiness is an illusion
Something to tell you
I’m not as sexy as I first appear

I’m sexier
I’m sexier
Marginally sexier.
I’m sexier
Do I have to prove it to ya?

The big hunky boys are just haters
Of my imperceivable sexpertise.
They might look better on paper
But I guess that just means I must be saving trees
I know they’re good at macho hobbies like punching
And hunting and judo, and DJ and juggling
But all of those guys are just fakers
Because I can juggle with a greater ease

Which makes me sexier
I’m sexier
2% percent sexier.
1.02 times sexier
Depending on your criteria.
Check it.

Now we - gotta - break it - down.

Other guys are fake and plastic, but baby I’m the real deal, I can make you feel real ah!
Decorticate this - banana, you’ll reveal that it’s got sex appeal, it’s got sex appeal- ah ah
Other guys are fake and plastic, but baby I’m the real deal, I can make you feel real ah!
Decorticate this - banana, you’ll reveal that it’s got sex appeal, it’s got sex appeal- ah ah!

Sexier

Jazz Emu is a multi-award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record.