Original track is called Nekomancer by Project Royal.
https://soundcloud.com/projectroyal/nekomancer

the thumbnail is macro pornography of falco lombardi, thank you for asking :)

Music For Unproductive Zoomers

i'm scared

Get Along 20XX

Hummingbird

Synthwave x Electro-Space Hip-Hop Anthem. A relentless broadcast from the heart of a captured state — this track surges with rap verses reading charges against the regime. The choruses soar in neon defiance, equal parts elegy and resistance hymn. Analog synth bass growls like a corrupted mainframe, while jagged electric guitar riffs cut through like spotlights in a surveillance city. The arrangement builds like a hostile takeover, into a sonic indictment. It’s the sound of Project 2025 set to music—extortion, lawbreaking, and autocracy rendered in Synthwave defiance.

Strongman's Blueprint

and the day goes on

Originally for The Show 2019, but now it's up for listening!
Vocals: Johannes A. (Mochi), "Mishy", Steph Glass, Jake Sloan (Jakeneutron)
Producers: Johannes, "Mishy", Steph Glass

NEW REMASTERED VERSION HERE: https://soundcloud.com/mochi-bomb/space-force-final-edit

LYRICS:
(Yah ey get it, yuh, what ay space race
Hey wait ay yah space force? space force
Wait what? Yah, aye star trek watch out!
Yah, get it, get it!)

Mishy: On the space highway,
Stopping space crime, 
Break space laws, 
Do space time, 
Whatcha call these bars?

Mochi: A sick space rhyme, 

Mishy: Whatcha call nasa? 

Steph: Not worth a dime!

Mochi: And we don't mean to be hating,
But earth space's program's kinda late and,
The rest of us we all got tired of waiting, 
For your stupid space... colinizating?

Steph: Wait no, she means colonization
The thing that ruined all ya nations
So the rest the planets?
We banded together,

All: And created a force,
To make space better!

Mishy: Now we driving real fast
in our cool space cars,

Steph: And putting space criminals 
behind space bars,

Mishy: and earth, were not tryna be shady,
but the space military aint low on ladies,

Steph: Heeeeeeey~! 
and you know that's how it is! 
Cause when your planet's space program isn't dumb you control all the busi-NESS

Mochi: Earth may be moving fast
But we are going faster
Get in our ships to take off
And heat up our blasters (bumbumbumbumbum)
You’ve been on our watch for some time
But now we’re changing course
So you better bow down to the
Leaders of the Space Force
(In space x11)

Steph: Just stop — for a second and listen, 
I'm iced out baby,
Check my wrist its glistening,
In my star wars ferrari,
Wearing star trek louie

Mishy: I got that space fenty cuz my skin look dewy

Mochi: And yeah, I guess we 
don't look foreign,
because we look human 
so we must be boring

Steph: I got eyebags and baggage 
and both are Versace, 

Mishy: Narcissus incarnate,
yeah that's why I'm cocky,

Steph: we’re in charge of the stars, 
and that's for a reason, 

Mishy: And peep my fur coats,
cause space is freezing, (brr!)

Steph: and we don't play around, 
we set our phasers to kill, (Minecraft death sound)

Mochi: and we played with the rover,
on mars for the thrill, 

MIshy: the final frontier,
ain't for you boo,
we’ve seen how you act and, 
we know what you’d do, 

Steph: this song is in place
as a warning for you,
try and mess with space? 
deal with me and them two!

Mochi/Mishy: heeeeeeey 
and you know thats how it is 
cause’ when your planets space program isnt dumb you control all the busi-NESS

(Chorus, "In Space x11)

Jake: EARTH. Your time is up!
The crimes you’ve committed are inexcusable
And you WILL be punished.
Imminent destruction in 10…
9…
8…
7…

Steph: SIKE!! We dont kill ppl!!

(Chorus)

Space Force (Ft. Jakeneutron)

The Debut Album from multi-award-winning Sex Therapist, Jazz Emu.

LYRICS
I got something to tell you
I’m not as sexy as I first appear
Oh mademoiselle you’ve been deceived
My sexual magnetism isn’t sincere.
I hate to cause you total confusion
But baby my sexiness is an illusion
Something to tell you
I’m not as sexy as I first appear

I’m sexier
I’m sexier
Marginally sexier.
I’m sexier
Do I have to prove it to ya?

The big hunky boys are just haters
Of my imperceivable sexpertise.
They might look better on paper
But I guess that just means I must be saving trees
I know they’re good at macho hobbies like punching
And hunting and judo, and DJ and juggling
But all of those guys are just fakers
Because I can juggle with a greater ease

Which makes me sexier
I’m sexier
2% percent sexier.
1.02 times sexier
Depending on your criteria.
Check it.

Now we - gotta - break it - down.

Other guys are fake and plastic, but baby I’m the real deal, I can make you feel real ah!
Decorticate this - banana, you’ll reveal that it’s got sex appeal, it’s got sex appeal- ah ah
Other guys are fake and plastic, but baby I’m the real deal, I can make you feel real ah!
Decorticate this - banana, you’ll reveal that it’s got sex appeal, it’s got sex appeal- ah ah!

Allergic

Jazz Emu