silly lil tunes

Jazz Emu, but not the dancey dancey funky fun songs (thats a lie)

Emu Time

Jazz Emu 🎷🦤

You Can't Make Me Dance

You Make Me Wanna Die Again

My Brothe

Digital Spool

YOU CAN PREORDER NOW FROM www.bo-en.info/IRL

THE PALE MACHINE [EXPANSION PACK] IS A PHYSICAL CD IN A HANDMADE FELT CASE WITH A SCREEN PRINTED A3 POSTER DESIGNED BY HARRIET LEE MERRION AND MANY MORE GOODIES. MUSIC INCLUDES BO EN'S PALE MACHINE PLUS HEAPS OF UNRELEASED BONUS TRACKS AND REMIXES FROM SECRET (not anymore!) PALS. 

pale machine [EXPANSION PACK] tracklisting:
1. intro
2. miss you
3. be okay
4. every day
5. friend
6. winter valentine
7. pale machine
8. my time
9. ☆reubens girls – i still miss you ☆
10. ☆money won't pay (with augustus)☆
11. ☆i'll fall (feat. COR!S)☆
12. ☆be okay (seiho remix)☆
13. ☆i love you☆
14. ☆yamada family – shut up and bring it here (bo en remix)☆
15. ☆LYATT (feat. phoenix troy)☆
16. ☆winter valentine (giraffage remix)☆
17. ☆hoobastank – the reason (bo en remix)☆
18. ☆miss you (cosmo's midnight remix)☆

pale machine [EXPANSION PACK]: BONUS TRACKS

This Is How I Go Down

Cold Night In Lisbon

Chemical Melody

D.H.A.R.N.T.Z.

Eviscerate

Eggerson Keaveney

Everlight

The Strahtkhaf Combo

Talkshow Boy - Lcd Soundsystem Is Locked Under The Stairs And Forcefed Methadone At My House

Tired of wanting to add this to playlists and it not being on soundcloud so im ending my suffering

Buds

Surf Curse-Freaks

Notion

Micronations presents... 
"Breakbeat Goth Vol. 1"
Mixed by Talkshow Boy

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Tracklist:

MINISTRY - JESUS BUILT MY HOTROD
LUSH - LOVELIFE
NINE INCH NAILS - MARCH OF THE PIGS
MARILYN MANSON - I DON'T LIKE THE DRUGS (BUT THE DRUGS LIKE ME)
JACK OFF JILL - MY CAT
MY LIFE WITH THE THRILL KILL KULT - KOOLER THAN JESUS
CHRISTIAN DEATH - CAVITY
KMFDM - LUST
LIARS - BROKEN WITCH
AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED - AUM SHINRIKYO
NINA HAGEN BAND - AFRICAN REGGAE
THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN - HERE COMES ALICE
MEDICINE - DEFECTIVE
INCIDENTAL HEAVY BREATHING FROM "DRAG ME TO HELL"
COCTEAU TWINS - ICEBLINK LUCK
THIS MORTAL COIL - DREAMS MADE FLESH
WHALE - FOUR BIG SPEAKERS
THE BIRTHDAY PARTY - WAVING MY ARMS
PAUL GIOVANNI - MASKS ("THE WICKER MAN" SOUNDTRACK)
CHARLES MANSON & THE FAMILY - NEVER SAY NEVER TO ALWAYS
GIRLS AGAINST BOYS - EXPLICITLY YOURS/BLACK HOLE
CRISPIN HELLION GLOVER - SELECTED READINGS FROM OAK MOT PART I
SOPOR AETERNUS & THE ENSEMBLE OF SHADOWS - BACKBONE PRACTISE
PLACEBO - MY SWEET PRINCE

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Hello sweet thing,

I've been studying dancefloors for years upon years and if there's one thing that they all definitely need it's more sexy goths shaking their shit. I've met many, many fucked-up goths in my lifetime. Genuine sickos, hot depressives, teenage weekenders, punk-goths, goth-punks, narrow-minded purists, skunky metalheads, new romantics, confused outsiders, deathrockers, dark nymphos and other assorted random losers and legends. I would like to dedicate this mix to every single one of those special people. 
Being gothic is stupidly fun. And these days there are no rules! However, some people will still insist there are. The worst goths are idiot divas with superiority complexes who are really focused on being as snooty and as stereotypically "gothic" as possible. Most goths are just awesome chillers who love goth shit and the whole beautiful schtick. And the gothic way can be so very beautiful. The best goths are always untouchable - immaculate - and most of them don't even really consider themselves "gothic" anyway.
Goth-spotting when out and about is a brilliant past-time. Some goths look like mutant hybrids designed by HR Giger - they wear chunky goggles and have crazy fluoro hair extensions. Other goths look like aristocrats from a bygone century and only drink red wine. Some goths just slap on a black t-shirt and shitty eyeliner or paint their face with runny corpse-paint and look like they're trying way too hard and in a very bad way. When I was a totally righteous gothic teenager babe I used to think that any goth could just approach any goth in the street and just strike up a conversation. I was wrong. Although my goofy goth buddies and I met many lovely new freaks this way, occasionally other goths just greased us off or totally ignored us altogether. This just made us even more misanthropic, spitty and broody. 
My interpretation of "gothic" is very loose. But I'm a pretty loose boy. You might not really think that I'm a goth, but I am. And you might not think that this mix is really gothic, but it is! Shake your shit!! Being gothic is stupidly fun!!!

Explicitly yours,
Adrian (AKA Talkshow Boy) x

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"MAC Blacktrack eyeliner. Madonna's conical Gaultier tits. Frozen-era Madonna. Madonna inspiring MAC's Russian Red lipstick. Redheaded boy poet Thomas Chatterton dying at seventeen of arsenic poisoning in a garret. Jean Genie/Jean Genet. Acne-spattered, foundation-basted scene kids at Flinders Street inhaling fast food. Leigh Bowery giving birth to his wife. Diamanda Galas taking AIDS seriously. Misting your face with hairspray to preserve your maquillage even though it stings your skin. Goth clique in season 7 of South Park. Growing up lonely in a small town, subsisting on a diet of Cure, Birthday Party and Siouxsie cds from Geelong Library. Fairuza Balk's sex face. Asia Argento's sex face. "One is not born a woman, but becomes one". Nic Endo modelling for Illamasqua. Beth Ditto having no eyebrows. Princess Julia in Visage's Fade To Grey. Peter Murphy emulating Bowie's voice and pulling it off. Gregg Araki dating 'mainly men'. Club Kids on Joan Rivers. Forcing your 14 year old girlfriends to watch Velvet Goldmine with you at a sleepover (they hate it). "You're born naked, the rest is drag". Giving up on goth. Going back to goth. Not being goth enough. Being too goth…” - Daphne Shum on goth, December 2011.

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Gorgeous cover star: Daphne Shum
Glorious cover photo: d*Anal
All tracks by their respective artists
All additional production and mixing: Talkshow Boy, 2011

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Eternal gratitude to Daphne Shum, d*Anal, and of course to Micronations (Andrew Tuttle), one of the most excellent and least gothic people I know. No matter which way you look at him. No goth. 100% party.

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www.micronationstours.com
talkshowboy.bandcamp.com
talkshow . boy @ gmail . com

Micronations presents... Breakbeat Goth Vol. 1 (Mixed By Talkshow Boy)

The Debut Album from multi-award-winning Sex Therapist, Jazz Emu.

LYRICS
I got something to tell you
I’m not as sexy as I first appear
Oh mademoiselle you’ve been deceived
My sexual magnetism isn’t sincere.
I hate to cause you total confusion
But baby my sexiness is an illusion
Something to tell you
I’m not as sexy as I first appear

I’m sexier
I’m sexier
Marginally sexier.
I’m sexier
Do I have to prove it to ya?

The big hunky boys are just haters
Of my imperceivable sexpertise.
They might look better on paper
But I guess that just means I must be saving trees
I know they’re good at macho hobbies like punching
And hunting and judo, and DJ and juggling
But all of those guys are just fakers
Because I can juggle with a greater ease

Which makes me sexier
I’m sexier
2% percent sexier.
1.02 times sexier
Depending on your criteria.
Check it.

Now we - gotta - break it - down.

Other guys are fake and plastic, but baby I’m the real deal, I can make you feel real ah!
Decorticate this - banana, you’ll reveal that it’s got sex appeal, it’s got sex appeal- ah ah
Other guys are fake and plastic, but baby I’m the real deal, I can make you feel real ah!
Decorticate this - banana, you’ll reveal that it’s got sex appeal, it’s got sex appeal- ah ah!

Sexier

Jazz Emu is a multi-award-winning Sex Therapist with a proven track record.