Felt so awkward being someone super excited for Quantum Break. Its Remedy, hard not to be in my opinion, pretty much the only reason I wanted an Xbox One.

Wait, that means your character dies, yeah? Spoiler alert.

Ha ha. I was wondering all these exact same things a month or so ago and had a short binge of looking stuff up about it. Very peculiar how that game's whole marketing process has gone. (That said, I do find myself kind of rooting for it.)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT" JIM WHAT'S LITERALLY THE MATTER WITH YOU.

And you two doubted Laura's ketchup expertise.

ketchup...when I was a kid, one of my aunts fed me spoonfuls of ketchup.

Time to get soaked.

Games we played this week include: 
Super Mario 3D Land (7:10)
The Pedestrian (15:30)
The Short Games Collection #1 (19:40)
Connection Rehaunted (25:45)
Olija (29:50)
Mini Trains (33:00)
Tracks Toybox Edition (33:25)
Flight Simulator (33:40)
Aliens: Fireteam Elite (36:15)
Mario Party Superstars (38:30)

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News things talked about in this episode:
Women of Treyarch issue statement committing to better working conditions (41:15)
https://twitter.com/Treyarch/status/1473355739246710785

Riot Games settling 2018 discrimination suit for $100 million, agrees to reforms (43:30)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/video-games/2021/12/27/riot-discrimination-100-million-settlement/

Square Enix CEO issues patronizing letter regarding their blockchain plans (47:15)
https://www.hd.square-enix.com/eng/news/2022/html/a_new_years_letter_from_the_president_2.html

Ken Levine’s new game reportedly in development hell after nearly 8 years (54:05)
https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/the-next-video-game-from-bioshock-s-auteur-is-in-development-hell-1.1702538

Sony seemingly hasn’t given up on VR, announces new headset and controller (57:00)
https://blog.playstation.com/2022/01/04/playstation-vr2-and-playstation-vr2-sense-controller-the-next-generation-of-vr-gaming-on-ps5/

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Podquisition 367: Wetter Is Better

TotalBiscuit, Jesse Cox and WowCrendort on this episode of the Co-Optional Podcast! Enjoy!

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The Co-Optional Podcast Ep. 59 ft. Northernlion

This week, we go into horrific detail as we try to explain how Shigeru Miyamoto is the mother of Bowser Jr. We also talk all about the rage that's been flying about this week for reasons that totally aren't our fault. 

Elsewhere, we chat a bit about Super Mario Maker, Dropsy, and the Assassin's Creed "Ripper" DLC that we totally predicted. 

Also, Laura drinks and reviews an energizing can of pussy. 

Podquisition Episode 43: Shigeru Miyamoto's Cloaca

Can you guess what most of this episode is about? To be honest, if you are sick of hearing about Fallout 4, you might want to just skip this one. It's most of the episode. 

We do find time to talk about Rise of the Tomb Raider as well though. Huh? You like that? Yeah? It's good! 

Podquisition Episode 51: Something Something Fallout 4

Masturbation is the hottest topic of the hour, as the dark side takes a heavy grip on our oozing genitals. So that's good. 

Elsewhere, we talk plenty about VR and the recent Oculus Rift pre-order chaos, there are Assassin's Creed rumors about, and Gavin will soon get to play the new Tomb Raider. 

Then there's all the wanking. 

Podquisition Episode 60: The Kylo Ren Of Wanking

Laura compares her teenage poetry to the lyrics of Shadow the Hedgehog's title tune, and we find out that corporate-produced angst cannot stand up to the real thing. 

Elsewhere, there's more VR bollocks, we talk about Nintendo and the NX, and one third of the team might be a bit loopy on medication. 

Podquisition Episode 62: Shadow The Hedgehog Vs. Teenage Poetry

On today's meaty episode, we chat about Baba Yaga rule 34, the merits of Ronan Keating, and the sexual misadventures of Kanye West. 

Can you believe we talked about games a lot, too? 

American Truck Simulator, Peter Molyneux's latest bollocks, Rise of the Tomb Raider, Tales of Symphonia's terrible PC port, and so much more are all on the docket. 

What a show! 

Podquisition Episode 64: Knuckle-Deep In Kanye

On this week's episode, there's a traumatic experience with an eyelid while "fan" feedback gets to be uniquely offensive. 

Elsewhere, we talk about the horrors of the confirmed live-action Sonic the Hedgehog film, Molyneux is mocked again, and The Lost can go screw itself.

Also, thoughts on Firewatch and Unravel!

Podquisition Episode 65: Spunk Out Your Eyeholes

On this week's episode, we obviously have to spend some time making fun of the terrible Street Fighter V launch. We also chat about Quantum Break's PC release, and Hideo Kojima's latest chicanery. 

There are a few home truths to be said about the Xbox One, too. Let's put this on the table...

Podquisition Episode 66: The Xbox One Is A Bit Toss

The role of Gavin this week will be played by Loading Ready Run's Graham Stark! 

This episode spends some time talking about virtual reality porn, with hot topics such as golden showers, tupper sex parties, and lemon whores all on the menu. 

We also discuss Far Cry Primal, Plants Vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2, and Laura's notorious trials with Undertale livestreaming. 

Podquisition Episode 67: Come To Our Tupper Sex

Raul Julia's amazing performance, Vega's fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason. 

These things and more combine, with some help from DNA MUTAGEN, to make an incredible comedy movie that's just like Rush Hour. 

Street Fighter: The Movie is a prequel narrative based entirely around clothes. It's brilliant. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Movie

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