I watched this way long ago, it was...crap

Poots in greek is one letter away from spelling "dick"

I've since gone and watched this movie and actually really enjoyed it, even if I was hearing y'all's critiques as I was doing so.

I'm commenting from the far-future to tell you this bit, Conrad, has some painful irony today.

Neverending Story movies split up the book.  Neverending Story II is basically the last half of the book.  .  .  if the last half of your child hood has brutally raped by John Wayne Gacy then adapted into film by Uwe Bole.  Read the book then watch both movies.  Your soul will bleed painfully attempting to finish the second film after reading the book.  TBF :  The book also really makes you appreciate the love and care that went into the first film.

Nobody likes old men Jimmy boy.  Not even old men themselves.

Aren't you supposed to not use water on an oil fire? Then again, you'd suppose they'd fit their car with a powder extinguisher in case of this exact situation? Heck, I know car enthousiasts and 'regular' motorists who have that.

Yeah, wouldn't want Fortunate Son to sound bluesy.

not magic powers thay where in 3th person jim god dam it pay attention do u even watch the films sir 

What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to! 

Pokemon tears can heal the dead, Minnesota is the link between realities, and Team Rocket just can't deliver the goods. 

This movie is out of its damn mind. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back

A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal. 

Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time for BloodRayne to ruin our day. 

The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne

SIR!? SIR, I DO BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO WRECK THIS!

Is Wreck-It Ralph a thinly cloaked champion of the status quo, designed to consolidate the power of the 1% and disenfranchise the rest of us?

According to the Movie Boys, yes, Yes it is, 

We ruined Wreck-It Ralph. Sorry. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Wreck-It Ralph

Aaron Paul ditches meth for misogyny in this ill-advised theatrical adaptation of Need for Speed. 

It's basically just a car film but with very few races, too many characters, and some of the stupidest character motivations in cinema. 

Also this may be our most meandering episode. The drugs like me. 


The Spin-off Doctors: Need For Speed

Join Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance, and Kevin Nash on DOA Island for one of the most surprising movies we've ever reviewed. 

DOA: Dead or Alive is surprisingly not terrible. In fact, it's actually rather funny. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Or Alive

Lara Croft is a littering, rude, privileged thug. That much we can ascertain from Angelina Jolie's licensed vehicle, Tomb Raider. 

Join your favorite movie boys for a rundown of this ol' movie - one of the better produced, but ultimately less fulfilling films we've gotten to look at. 

The Spin-offDoctors: Tomb Raider

Get ready for the HOT BEAN FACTS on this beautiful struggle of an episode. 

Spider mannequins, inept detectives, and Jon Snow all feature in this delicious trawl through the treasure chest that is Silent Hill Revelation 3D!

Also, Malcolm McDowell wearing a net.

The Spin-off Doctors: Silent Hill Revelation 3D

Marky Mark avenges his dead family with zero film noir charm and plenty of pointless angel monsters. 

Your movie boys look at this wannabe Dark Knight sequel and questions the many questionable decisions involved.

The Spin-off Doctors: Max Payne

Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. 

Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad. 

Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.

The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.

The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark

Somehow, Billy Zane is in this film. Nothing else worth mentioning is, but we mention it all anyway.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Dead Rising Endgame

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The Spin-off Doctors: Need For Speed

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