Name: The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark by Jimquisition
Duration: 1 h 39 min 50 s
Description: Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.

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Hey. hey, hey HEY! HEEEEY! Prometheus & Covenant were fuckin' awesome!  You can either agree with me or be wrong!  Don't fuckin' dare lump Prometheus in with anything Biole had anything to do with!

My favourite part is when a CG bullet misses the target. But the target dies anyway.

At one point an actor that's meant to be dead lifts her head up just before it cuts.

Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that!

More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil - Afterlife

Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. 

Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad. 

Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.

The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. 

Yep.

Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/

The Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank

Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.

The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark

The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II

The Spin-off Doctors: Assassin's Creed

Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one.

At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000

Uwe Boll's awfulness returns for another ill-advised dip in the BloodRayne ocean. 

This time, vampire cowboys.

The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance

What happens when one Nobel Prize isn't enough? 

This happens.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life

King Chad of the Larp Kingdom defends his styrofoam fortress from a cartoon wyvern NOT A DRAGON A WYVERN!

The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King II - Two Worlds

At last... at long last... the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes. 

For now.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil The Final Chapter

Audio home of The Jimquisition, featuring its lovely little podcast, Podquisition - starring Jim Sterling, Laura Kate, and Conrad Zimmerman!

The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark

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