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There are people learning to drive now who weren't born yet when the Matrix came out.

black character stumbles and falls into trope. dead.

Who's Your Caddy should be the Spin-Off Doctors series finale after you run out of video game movies.

I remember that! Me and a friend were going to buy a copy of Crackdown and then found out that we could get the demo just from the rental copy. Hah! Turned out to be a damn fun game, though. But still.

no matter how many times I listen to this I always forget about admiral Wilson

Piligrims were discriminated against because they were basically space nazis. Funny how its still discrimination, ech?

Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. 

Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse. 

Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels

Your movie boys are here to discuss Postal, a movie that's shocking in more ways than one. Sure, the content is offensive, but Uwe Boll made a... competent videogame movie? 

Let's discuss the jokes and the goofs in this violent jawdropper, while comparing it to how unfunny Pixels is.

The Spin-off Doctors: Postal

Marky Mark avenges his dead family with zero film noir charm and plenty of pointless angel monsters. 

Your movie boys look at this wannabe Dark Knight sequel and questions the many questionable decisions involved.

The Spin-off Doctors: Max Payne

Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. 

Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad. 

Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.

The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent? 

Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is.

The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale

Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong. 

Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio for those into game-themed cinema. Yes indeed.

The Spin-off Doctors: Brainscan

"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." 

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. 

Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/

The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation

So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. 

Yep.

Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/

The Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank

Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.

The Spin-off Doctors: Alone In The Dark

The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II

You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tekken

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The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

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