I thought you were giving a control layout for kissing Nigel Farage with tounges.

You know, it's only hearing them say "Max Payne" that makes me realise how silly the name is. I guess I always mentally spelled it "payne" instead of "pain" to ease the awkwardness...

You guys do know there are public MPAA standards, right? Like for example, PG13 movies get one F bomb.

There is a supernatural element to Max Payne, there always has been.

So.... you didnt like postal, you didnt like max payne, holy shit you guys have bad taste in games.

Your Movie Boys take their first trip to the Town That Takes, discussing the sexiness of Pyramid Head, the stupidity of our protagonist, and the problems with casting an uncreepy child as a creepy child. 



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Dr. Isaacs and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill...

Your favorite Movie Boys are back to look at the third film in the Resident Evil movie franchise... and it's not great. 

Idiot crows, a girl called K-Mart, and the Worst Wesker are all to be found in this wannabe Mad Max.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil Extinction

Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. 

Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse. 

Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels

Marky Mark avenges his dead family with zero film noir charm and plenty of pointless angel monsters. 

Your movie boys look at this wannabe Dark Knight sequel and questions the many questionable decisions involved.

The Spin-off Doctors: Max Payne

Look, you can't not talk about The Angry Birds Movie and avoid a political discussion. 

I mean... you can... but we couldn't. And it's not so much discussion as it is gleefully reveling in our SJWishness and if you don't like it, you'll have to listen to another show. I mean it's gleeful. 

Also, this movie is crap.

The Spin-off Doctors: The Angry Birds Movie

Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. 

Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad. 

Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.

The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent? 

Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is.

The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale

"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." 

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. 

Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/

The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation

So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. 

Yep.

Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/

The Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank

Christian Slater is the Ruby Tuesday's of acting in this miserable Uwe Boll shitheap.

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