Kings/rulers used to lead their armies all of the time until the last 500 years or so, because the person with the biggest army is the de facto ruler, so kings often couldn't anyone else with the job.

Despite already suffering through the movie once for a special livestream, your movie boys watched Pixels again - sober this time - for a feature-length evisceration. 

Watching it twice without chemical help? It's so, so much worse. 

Enjoy your Thanksgiving punishment, as two distressed men pull Adam Sandler's dumpster fire to pieces while taking time to provide extensive rewrites that would have made it so much better... or at least something.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels

As a Christmas treat, your lovable Movie Boys pick one of the most anticipated movies to cover in their hot analysis. 

Join us as we take a merry look at Super Mario Bros.

The Spin-off Doctors: Super Mario Bros.

Marky Mark avenges his dead family with zero film noir charm and plenty of pointless angel monsters. 

Your movie boys look at this wannabe Dark Knight sequel and questions the many questionable decisions involved.

The Spin-off Doctors: Max Payne

Alice is better than everybody who was ever in a Resident Evil videogame. Remember that!

More undead gibberish is here, with only Good Wesker providing any sort of relief. How will your Movie Boys cope? Well, one of them sorta liked it!

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil - Afterlife

Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. 

Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad. 

Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.

The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent? 

Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is.

The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale

Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong. 

Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio for those into game-themed cinema. Yes indeed.

The Spin-off Doctors: Brainscan

"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." 

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. 

Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/

The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation

So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. 

Yep.

Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/

The Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank

I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out. 

Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's see how that works!

The Spin- off Doctors: Resident Evil Retribution

A documentary about some fascinating men. And also Roy Shildt.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Chasing Ghosts

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