A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal.
Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense, shall we? It's time …
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The darksouls of sex.
Ben Kingsley was fuckin' awesome in Fable 3!
Guns of The Patriots did the Mech thing well