Name: The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman - Agent 47 by Jimquisition
Duration: 1 h 39 min 52 s
Description: "You're locked in here with me" and other cliches!

i forgot this movie existed, and i saw it a year ago

You can see most pieces are scotch taped onto the map. You try tearing that shit off like she does. You'll end up with more chunks of the map in your hands than on the wall. I guess this is where her augmented awareness shines best. She hears the EXACT point and direction where to pull so the tension loosens the tape cleanly off the paper.

Her name comes up first in the alphabetized cast list.

Looks more like a hot branding than a tattoo to me. At least in this film.

The two hearts on his tattoo represent his two children that 47 threatens him with. It is the tattoo that told him it were 2, not 1, and certainly not 3.

I believe the ropes around her waist magically disappear.

Oh screw everything. Time for another mistake. 

Let's talk about a film that is definitely not a comedy like Rush Hour. All it has are those Billy Zane eyes.

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It's about things going in butts, basically. Also videogames, to a lesser degree.

The Spin-off Doctors: eXistenZ

King Chad of the Larp Kingdom defends his styrofoam fortress from a cartoon wyvern NOT A DRAGON A WYVERN!

The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King II - Two Worlds

We actually sat through and commentated through this whole horrible trainwreck. What a treat. 

What a goddamn treat.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels Movie Commentary

At last... at long last... the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes. 

For now.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil The Final Chapter

"You're locked in here with me" and other cliches!

The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman - Agent 47

The Spin off Doctors: Sonic The Hedgehog - The Movie

Your movie boys hang out with Dracula on Netflix n' that.

The Spin-off Doctors: Castlevania

The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry 5 - Inside Eden's Gate

The Spin-Off Doctors: Alone In The Dark 2

What can even be said about this hot nonsense? 

Treasure of the Four Crowns is a very special B movie in which dinosaur attacks barely warrant a mention and everything has to explode. It's a real... head turner.

The Spin-off Doctors: Treasure Of The Four Crowns

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