How did the lasers not utterly destroy those weapons and explosives? It should have gotten gridded with that soldier 10 years ago. It has been demonstrated to slice through weapons and armor like hot butter.... I'm not obsessed with these details, I promise.

How about her popping that woman's head off in the first movie? She's wearing an employee badge. I thought the Red Queen can not harm Umbrella employees. Am I thinking about it more than the movie again?

And clearly, if she was killing Umbrella employees to value human life back then, Why not prevent Isaacs or Whesker from leaving the facility while infected in the first place. Or anyone else for that matter.

My question: Why has he got Alice-clone's heads in a display case with him in his cult'y' tank? I laughed quite hard when I dwelled on it. Why wouldn't Isaacs?

There is no significant fallout from a nuclear weapon, especially one used nowadays. The material in there almost all fuses, especially in the high energy hydrogen bombs. You could literally walk the crater without any safety gear in as early as 1 week after the detonation and would not recieve dangerous levels of radiation. Even with dirtier older weapons, remmenber that hiroshima and nagasaki continues to be thriving cities.

Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one.

At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000

Oh screw everything. Time for another mistake. 

Let's talk about a film that is definitely not a comedy like Rush Hour. All it has are those Billy Zane eyes.

The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Legend of Chun-Li

It's about things going in butts, basically. Also videogames, to a lesser degree.

The Spin-off Doctors: eXistenZ

King Chad of the Larp Kingdom defends his styrofoam fortress from a cartoon wyvern NOT A DRAGON A WYVERN!

The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King II - Two Worlds

The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Space - Downfall

The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry

At last... at long last... the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes. 

For now.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil The Final Chapter

"You're locked in here with me" and other cliches!

The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman - Agent 47

The Spin off Doctors: Sonic The Hedgehog - The Movie

The Spin-off Doctors: Far Cry 5 - Inside Eden's Gate

We wipe our butts, we lose our luggage, and we lament as Brian Kuh is Brian Kuh.

The Spin-off Doctors: The King Of Kong

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