its lifted straight from Armageddon, so their one decent thing was taken from a Michael Bay film

So Jim's advocating drink driving now? Are his sins without end!?

i love this. drunk not giving a crap Jim is real.

you guys are utter cox balless twits who just love to bash anything that looks manly. you femiphiles 

I would also like to point out the massive penis that some vfx artist made with the explosions over the school buss at roughly 1:27:30 in the movie

Are you thinking of Miss Trunchbull from Matilda?

Devil's Advocate: Josh spent more time with Q*bert than Lady Lisa so I'd argue they have the better mutual connection.

The last Uwe Boll film left to do before we can move onto some hopefully better flicks, In the Name of the King 3: The Last Mission is aptly named. 

It's also fittingly horrid.

The Spin-Off Doctors: In The Name Of The King 3: The Last Mission

I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out. 

Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's see how that works!

The Spin- off Doctors: Resident Evil Retribution

What happens when one Nobel Prize isn't enough? 

This happens.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life

On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie. 

Contextualized, it's AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to do while having access to the source material is an incredible testament to how badly you can screw up when you clearly don't give a damn.

The Spin-off Doctors: Heavenly Sword (2014)

We actually sat through and commentated through this whole horrible trainwreck. What a treat. 

What a goddamn treat.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels Movie Commentary

The Spin-off Doctors: The Wizard

At last... at long last... the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes. 

For now.

The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil The Final Chapter

Your movie boys hang out with Dracula on Netflix n' that.

The Spin-off Doctors: Castlevania

Be the best that you can be, and if a mustachioed dog kidnaps you, play along.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Pokemon The Unown Entei Adventure Of Kidnapping Third Movie

Oh this one's bad. This one should be tried for war crimes. This is Uwe Boll's most hateful, humiliating, pathetic film ever. This is Blubberella, and it is for those who do not fear Hell.

The Spin-off Doctors: Blubberella

We take a brief detour from our scheduled Detective Pikachu episode, since we forgot to do a non-game film for the new year. Enjoy Demon Knight, a terrific Tales from the Crypt movie that features Billy Zane going full Billy Zane.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Demon Knight

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