Isn't the same as saying you're going to puke?

Hyped to see your impression of the Estonian Leon Kennedy.

Fucking hell I've never laughed this much in my life I'm sat playing Pokemon as well!

yeah, just after Weird Al Yankovic's Polkamon!

Jim, were you on painkillers? that't explain a lot. Also; I'm from the future

Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent? 

Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is.

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Ed Furlong and T. Ryder Smith team up to create a movie that could have been a B movie classic if it didn't get everything so very wrong. 

Nevertheless, a personal favorite and an interesting curio for those into game-themed cinema. Yes indeed.

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"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." 

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. 

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The Spin-off Doctors: Assassin's Creed

You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tekken

Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one.

At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000

I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out. 

Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's see how that works!

The Spin- off Doctors: Resident Evil Retribution

Uwe Boll's awfulness returns for another ill-advised dip in the BloodRayne ocean. 

This time, vampire cowboys.

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On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie. 

Contextualized, it's AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to do while having access to the source material is an incredible testament to how badly you can screw up when you clearly don't give a damn.

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