Name: The Spin-off Doctors: Tron by Jimquisition
Duration: 1 h 33 min 38 s
Description: The boys go into the diiiiiigital woooorld and see what's happening when computers are evil and stuff.

All fine, Bloodraine 2, but when are you doing Scott Pilgrim? It have enough Videogames in it to fit in the topic.

He wasn't goddamn Tolwyn!!! Tolwyn was played by Malcolm McDowell!

I wondered if Jim would bring this up and I hoped one of them would. Because it's just the highest quality BS.

Meanwhile in the current year, the academy awards ignores motion capture artists because "Well it's not real acxting, is it?"

I got it, Jim...even if Conrad didn't notice XD

Awesome soundtrack though. Worth buying the soundtrack for sure.

Somehow we managed to bag two Matthew Lillard movies in a row. This time around, he's much more in his element as the evil Duke Fallow... but what is that accent? 

Elsewhere, King Burt Reynolds has ninjas, Ron Perlman wants the chicken, and we make this movie sound 10,000 times more interesting than it actually is.

The Spin-off Doctors: In The Name Of The King - A Dungeon Siege Tale

"That tattoo, I've seen it before. On a woman and a robot. They both tried to kill me." 

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is, in a word, glorious. 

Let the Spin-off Doctors tell you why, and peruse some hot gif action while you listen: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-mortal-kombat-annihilation/

The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat Annihilation

So Ratchet & Clank sure is a movie, huh. 

Yep.

Conrad's supplemental, along with visual aids, can be found here: http://conradzimmerman.com/spin-off-doctors-supplemental-ratchet-clank/

The Spin-off Doctors: Ratchet & Clank

The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead II

You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tekken

Okay, I got Pokemon wrong. We're doing Pokemon The Movie 2000, not The Return of Mewtwo. That's a different one.

At any rate, here's the next Pokemon movie. It's got magic birds in it.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon The Movie 2000

I think that's the right one. Seriously, these Resident Evil movies have become impossible to sort out. 

Anyway, it copies Dawn of the Dead and Aliens, so let's see how that works!

The Spin- off Doctors: Resident Evil Retribution

The boys go into the diiiiiigital woooorld and see what's happening when computers are evil and stuff.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tron

Uwe Boll's awfulness returns for another ill-advised dip in the BloodRayne ocean. 

This time, vampire cowboys.

The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance

What happens when one Nobel Prize isn't enough? 

This happens.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life

On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie. 

Contextualized, it's AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to do while having access to the source material is an incredible testament to how badly you can screw up when you clearly don't give a damn.

The Spin-off Doctors: Heavenly Sword (2014)

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