I would watch/listen/read to a piece about why Heavy Rain is bad. I would really enjoy some long-form in-depth criticism on video games. Plus it would be nice to have a link to send people when I tell them that David Cage is shithouse, and they try that "oh but his early work was good." That doesn't work for Adam Sandler, I'll be damned if it works for David Cage!

Would love to listen to a review of Foodfight by you guys.

Wow...there's nothing that quite describes how great that cutscene is

How do you make your movie have WORSE CGI than the game?

Horses are actually dumb and cruel animals. Their portrayal of "noble" or "friendly" Is entirely fictional and stems from them being used for a multitude of tasks due to their strenght. They not nice creatures at all though. P.S. they did not bother animating horse wounds anyway, when she slashes their legs theres just blood splatter but no wounds.

Actually Nariko letting Kyo die is not character developement. Before she marche to the battle she flatly tells here father that here only family is her sister, hence Kyo is not part of her family/clan and therefore can die.

In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie. 

Why doesn't the world's best killer have an alias? How has an Interpol agent pieced together the work of a ghost? Exactly what happened to any of the forgotten characters? 

Hitman 2007 isn't just a bad movie, it's infuriating. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)

Join Jaime Pressly, Holly Valance, and Kevin Nash on DOA Island for one of the most surprising movies we've ever reviewed. 

DOA: Dead or Alive is surprisingly not terrible. In fact, it's actually rather funny. 

The Spin-off Doctors: Dead Or Alive

Oh hello there, it's time to have a bad time. We call this time the Bad Time Time. 

Wing Commander is not a very good movie, but we watched it anyway. A 1999 movie that looks like it was made in the 1980s, featuring a plot that makes no sense, a lack of antagonists, and the worst space navy in the universe, it's one of those films that might have been entertainingly bad if it wasn't just plain bad. 

Anyway, your Movie Boys try and make it interesting for you.

The Spin-off Doctors: Wing Commander

You know... this really isn't all that bad. At least it's an actual movie.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tekken

What happens when one Nobel Prize isn't enough? 

This happens.

The Spin-off Doctors: Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life

On its own, Heavenly Sword is a fairly mediocre and badly animated CG movie. 

Contextualized, it's AMAZINGLY awful. What they managed to do while having access to the source material is an incredible testament to how badly you can screw up when you clearly don't give a damn.

The Spin-off Doctors: Heavenly Sword (2014)

We actually sat through and commentated through this whole horrible trainwreck. What a treat. 

What a goddamn treat.

The Spin-off Doctors: Pixels Movie Commentary

The Spin-off Doctors: The Wizard

A documentary about some fascinating men. And also Roy Shildt.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Chasing Ghosts

Be the best that you can be, and if a mustachioed dog kidnaps you, play along.

The Spin-Off Doctors: Pokemon The Unown Entei Adventure Of Kidnapping Third Movie

Oh this one's bad. This one should be tried for war crimes. This is Uwe Boll's most hateful, humiliating, pathetic film ever. This is Blubberella, and it is for those who do not fear Hell.

The Spin-off Doctors: Blubberella

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