Azia as Kirby
MetaMachine as Ditto
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and Jofinity
Additional writing help by the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

Kirby (0:13):
Strolling by… oh hi! I’m Kirby! I think now it’s about time you know me
Sakurai’s trophy, spitting it cozy, you’re only used as a breeding tool - oh, jeez!
Just goes to show you’re below me - planet destroyer against some pink slime? (What?)
I'll just get a hold of the mic and rock Popstar with slick rhymes! (Oh!)
Masuda made you serve only one purpose, 
Go to the daycare lest you're rendered worthless
Laying some eggs to farm clones as a service
Just for a colour swap ‘mon people worship!
You fully reflect the games that they purchase
Copying plots and designs in each version
Though I’m the one with the power of circus
This Limber joke belongs in there for certain!


Ditto (0:40):
Seems Sakurai always designed you to suck; check Melee, can’t you see that?
Spent decades just hoping for some innovation, no wonder you’re stuck in Dreamland!
Getting milked with your spinoffs, yet they only buy mine
You remind me of Nova, you’re rotting over time
This bubblegum is just troublesome, better double up when you mumble some
While you were off stirring trouble up, I was breeding some with your mother, son!
You’re so babyish with the bars you’ve thrown
You make poyos sound like Pocoyo
Ditto with your games, ‘cause they all look the same
Even Pokemon Snap got more critical acclaim!
You could only square off if you swallowed Steve, your abilities don’t do jack
I’d only wish to transform into you if I want to sleep on your raps
Wanna talk smack ‘bout my design and shape? You’re just a placeholder, that’s that
I actually try to copy, while the most change you have is with your wack hats!


Kirby (1:18): 
You slaved away to a delusional guy then died to the gas that he used in his schemes
Leaving your fans much to be desired, they should check in at the Fountain of Dreams

Ditto (1:25):
Your titles are walks in the Poképark
I’ve seen better ball shapes in a Poké Mart
Unrivalled in drip, just check my IVs
While an IV drip’s what you're gonna need!

Kirby (1:32):
Ripping off’s only what you do, it seems 
Down B for attack, you’re just down for Zs
Clobber you like I did King Dedede
Won't absorb your style, you're sloppy like Gooey
I bring joy to players, amazed by my cuteness
You're just a Mew clone, cause you're both useless 
Why battle me when you're weak against fighting types?
You can't evolve alongside your whole franchise!


Ditto (1:46):
Even with the Rainbow Curse, you couldn't ball like I do 
And rocked so poorly that I lose EXP when I fight you 
I’d diss you more, but this story’s done with readin’
Cut this Cartoon Buffoon off like his fifth season! (Ayy!)

Kirby vs Ditto. SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. Azia & MetaMachine)

Welcome back to the 13th episode of AORB! Today we got the alien mutants from the game Among Us, the Imposters, going against one of the Afton's from FNAF, the Purple Guy! Who'll win, and who'll sabotage the battle first? You decide!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eFtBWyu_f15mJsjVZR3XRzzW5nl4JiQOdopYUO9mno4/edit?usp=drivesdk

The Imposters vs Purple Guy - Acting Out Rap Battles

(Note: This is a remastered version of the original battle, available to watch on YouTube right now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUOkX_l1siU&t=28s)

Two protagonists who fight for justice, one a vigilante and the other a steadfast lawyer, duke it out in a battle of raps!

AdamSandlerDRB as Phoenix Wright
RaccoonBroVA as Joker
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan, Jofinity and YLFEthan
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover art by M!CAH

Phoenix (0:15):
10 years with this job; was a rough journey
But here I don’t even need to bluff dirty
The Phantom Thief leader just isn’t worthy
‘Cause he’s stuck in the shadow of the Ace Attorney
The defence is ready to present, no relent, he's on the offensive, you can't steal this win
The length of your game is a crime, running over more than the one who hit Sumire’s twin!
Sojiro's got heavy burdens if you think you're looking cool
Can I take you seriously when Royal launched on April Fools?
I've had coffee on my face, still more pleasant than your coffees
And I'm dropping thieves harder than Dustin Prince's body 
Got tasered once before, but not as shocking as your plot 
Man, you dropped that bar like the Crow did when his shadow shot 
You're fighting two opponents, seasoned lawyer and obesity 
That burger challenge took some big guts to complete, huh?
The mic, I HOLD IT! Your honor, I've got a point I want to press...
You don't get caught dating your teacher, pharmacist and committing theft?
The Spirit of Justice doesn't really apply For All with the battles you fought
Knowing you saved the world and still got imprisoned, like it was for naught

Ren (1:02): 
Huh, I really did stoop down low, fighting against a washed-up con artist 
I don’t even need to perform my duty when you’re already heartless
I may be branded as criminal, Wright; in the eyes of the law I’m scorned
But the crimes I'm accused of aren't as violent as your bond with Delia Hawthorne!
Forged evidence, Phoenix? And I thought Mia had the brain tumor
Then again, you did get whacked in the head worse than your wacky humour
The future, I’ve risen to fight for it - you're wallowing in the past
I mean being a virgin at your age? No wonder you couldn't bring Mia to Smash!
Over 10 games in and you're growing stale fast
I see that five o' clock, another shadow to unmask
I'll leave you like the voice in my head, left a murmur
Mark it this second time that I've been accused of murder
Fell into a death river but you don’t have any flow
I must be going fishing ‘cause I’m reeling in the dough
You cannot level up to me, I've reached the crescendo 
Dug yourself a hole so deep, it belongs in Mementos!

Phoenix (1:50):
OBJECTION! The testimony you gave contradicts the evidence 
You stated I dug myself a ditch when in Smash you ditched your own friends?
Your win got snubbed at the Game Awards to another silent protagonist
Wendy’s Oldbags are in your face, it’s anything but an accident!
You were made to be a cash cow, always getting milked dry by Atlus
The people are stepping all over you like you're Shibuya’s mattress
Better fix that glove upon your hand, you're worthless in a game of sleight 
I’ll do you like Goro Akechi did, basically I snuff out your light!

Ren (2:21):
Back off, Nicky Boy - you shouldn't mess with a thief’s love 
Repeating your claims like you gave your theme a redux
Running a failing firm, you’re better in Detroit
Surely with that spiky hair, you would've gone to the point 
You'd feed Maya for years with the filler in your story
Don't need to diss your bar, the judge already did it for me 
I'm better at contracts, so let's strike up a truce, see:
I'll Goho-M if you stop lying to Trucy!

Phoenix Wright vs Joker. SIR Rap Battles (ft. AdamDRB and RaccoonBroVA)

Hello everyone and welcome to the 14th episode of AORB! Today we got one of the Wii's Gods from Wii Sports, Matt, going up against the calm and relaxed trainer from Wii Fit, The Wii Fit Trainer. Who would win and who could balance out this fight? You decide!

Lyrcis/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Iy4tcP9BNQE_V_JibE4wp-w3NdvOzy3aFqpHN0KqSN4/edit?usp=drivesdk

Matt vs The Wii Fit Trainer - Acting Out Rap Battles

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Seems I’m on a discount cypher, but here I’m not your pal
‘Cause all I see a bunch of noobs like a Battle Royale
So mad I might yell, and leave some impostors popped, suggest ya stop
Eric inaudible, blew up like Whitty, still can’t pop off

Psytube make you whine when I rhyme, you should try it
Turned FRB to Ferb, the way I left a Brit silent
Rayyan gets what I’m sayin’, I’m sprayin’, you best start prayin’
Oliver? More like Olive Garden, getting served on a plate

Dunno half of your names, still takin’ em, piece of cake
Serena ay, see this a trash mix, hope she’s ok
Leo hey, please don’t say your name’s more abhorrent
Way I see it, you’re only “Midget” ‘cause you’re comin’ up short

Make this our fight marker, this where the mic drops, or
It would be if there weren’t so many of you hype droppers
Rabi’s got rabies the way he’s goin’ insane
Spidey Fam you alright man? What ya sayin’ isn’t stayin’

Jade, be more e-Xhack-t which of these fools I should whack
‘Cause I got the comebacks, yell at you like you’re TRAKKED
And Mason, I really thought nobody could get any lamer
But lo and behold… Nevermind, it’s just Gamer

Feel like Mario, I’m a Super Star unloading
While Shimario’s a loser, he should start uploading
Wait… is that the one and only Flooshy in this Arena?
Uhm… I gotta go guys, bye now. Cya!

Jofinity FRB Royale Fanmade Verse

*improvised introduction*

Serena I commend you for gathering these nerds
But damn you still ain’t even ill with your words
So stick to Audition, staying in your own zone
Mixing with presets that aren’t even your own
7 years in this community and i been through a lot
Violet’s Viciously Violent when she fires a shot
At rap battle kids acting like they're all cool
I’ve been battling before y’all entered middle school!
Rayyan on the beat you gotta stay on cause I heard that Corrin
Shit was so boring that it got my ass snoring
DRB? I’m a boomer so I’m a stick in the mud
But I’d rather blast the homie Dragonsblood
Now Eric your writing is pretty fire my good sir
But prior to this year I had no idea who the fuck you were
Sure my upload schedule’s pretty wack I’ll admit
But I’d take one Mob v Tetsuo than your shit
Psytube out here lecturing people on how to rhyme
Shut the fuck up dude, shouldn’t you be at tea time?

Violet FRB Royale Verse

Tomura Shigaraki: Tony Rigatoni
Yoshikage Kira: RNG
Mixing: Zagranis
Writing: Jofinity and Special Inquisitor Rayyan @rayyan-izz
Thumbnail: Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Lyrics:

Shigaraki: (0:21)

What do we have here? Another wannabe villain?
Who thinks chillin’ and killin’ in a small town means he is winnin’?
I’m pinnin’ you to the wall, as my fingers start to crawl
For all your personalities, I got disses; One for All… (laugh)

I get real, turn you to dust, assertive power? That’s a must
Got my League, you can’t hurt us with your creepy hand fetish lust
Bet my power makes you aroused, but I’m poundin’ you to the ground
More annoying than Roundabout, but I’m out, see you around

Strike out like a bowling pin, can’t match the dough I’m rolling in
Controlling from the shadows, what hit you? You’re not knowing it
Wallowing in the sorrow, you’ll never live to tomorrow
‘Cause after you Bite the Dust, no second chance for you will follow

Kira: (1:07)

It seems I’ve been found out; my name is Yoshikage Kira
If All For One does all the work for you, how could I ever fear ya?
Syria, you go boom, you’re stitched together, Nomu
You’ll know doom when I show you, only blow up when I explode you

Getting beaten; who’s your daddy? Suited pro, you’re not classy
Flashy when I’m attacking, can’t catch me when I’m blasting
I’m suited well, you hide your lack of class behind bars like your mentor
Snapped and turned people to dust, but I say Thanos did it better

Shigaraki: (1:48)

I’m the mastermind behind my ragtag team
With that disguise, you’re just a bad drag queen
At your last demise, you can’t out rap me
You got bested by a dramatic teen

Firing shots like a polaroid, killed your father; that, you can’t avoid
I can’t [STAND] your child nudity, MJ here just bathes with boys
Rohan wrote you in his Death Note when he sent you to Heaven’s Door
I’d call an ambulance for you, but it would just kill you once more

Kira: (2:09)

Given all your past traumas, you’ve got issues with your trust
Right hand to your master, but you let your left get crushed
More of a runt than Shigechi, I’m the one, don’t you get me?
On the run, you can’t best me, All for One couldn’t affect me

Wanna talk about nudity? Friend, that’s not how this works
With all your sexualized minors, I’m sure your author has his quirks
You’re a Stain on humanity, but still not a hero killer
My jars of nails and the long details couldn’t stack up to your filler

To assure my victory, I’d deploy Sheer Heart Attack
But it would end up backfiring, it’d go after my fire raps
No point in using Stray Cat, there’s already a hole in your heart
From when you finally lost your mind and tore your family apart

(REMIX)Yoshikage Kira vs Tomura Shigaraki(feat. Tony Rigatoni and RNG). Super Star Rap Battle!

HEY ALL GAMER HERE
Original by Scott the Woz
Karaoke by Garrett Williamson
Mixed by GlitchDude
Cover art by Zagranis






"You cause me incomprehensible misery Mr. Gamer"
- Serena's reaction to me asking them to make me this cover art

JustGamer Closing In Cover

Spiderman vs Mr. Rogers:
Battle of the friendly neighbors

All In Rap Battles, or AIRB, is a fanmade rap battle series run by MaviKartal2003. This is the first battle to get an audio.

Snakebite126 as Spiderman
RNG as Mr. Rogers
Mixed by Glitchdude
Thumbnail by Oofie the Rap Dude
Beat by Printscream Records

SM:
With great power comes great responsibility
For the kids you have the power of affability
But having the bite for the mic is what you lack 
And Doc Ock can confirm, I stop foes on their track

I’m putting bad guys behind bars in a daily basis
Just check out the headline, my photoshoots are hits
While Far From Home, you struggle to land on your feet
So this Spectacular Spiderverse ensures your defeat

MR:
I like the way you are, but here is the issue
You got too much variation for me to diss you
So general material is what I’m preferring to use
While stomping this spider after changing my shoes

Swinging around might be fun but it can cause thee pain
When your radioactive features claim the life of Mary Jane
Leaving your heart broken like the neck of Gwen
Another tragedy that eats you up like Uncle Ben

SM:
What a sleep inducing verse, I should call you the Sandman
You’re not good at stealing thunder like Max Dillon can
You should leave line delivery to Mr. Mcfeely
Or the Owl won’t be the only X in the vicinity

Considering our status, beating you isn’t fulfilling
That’s like comparing TV House to Empire State Building
Spider Sense never tingled, this sweater wearer’s no threat
So the resident of Queens is taking the crown, no sweat

MR:
Unlucky today aren’t we, let's talk about that
Maybe you should stop hanging out with the Black Cat
Web shooters on your wrist is good for transportation
But using world wide web only leaves my heart Frozen

A puppet in Disneyland of Make Believe with a symbiote
That turns relations venomous, hard for you to stay afloat
With all the reboots you recieve, for first time in my neighborhood
I’ll hear “Mr. Rogers, I don’t feel so good”

Spiderman vs Mr. Rogers - AIRB

Prod by. Paryo

Lyrics:

DANI:
Shit, I must be famous now seein’ all these dudes comin’ up
Think I'm a little wasted seein’ salsa on my double cup
Salsa? I’m bouta dip and create Dani Nation
With Benny and Serena, call that shit culture appropriation
Damn, bruh, think I’m finna migrate from this era
Damn, bruh, fuck my girl at yo daughter quincenera
De verdad. Wanna relax and act like I don’t know you
Fuck y’all, I’ll be chillin’ in a cloud like Goku
With rap, I am the go-to, doin’ numbers like accounting
Quit the clownin’. I’m a god at flow but once you’re in, you drownin’
No recountin’, I’ll go bounce and stick to goin’ past surroundings
How’s that soundin’, call you the Grinch since yo ass high in a mountain bitch
Call me pansexual 'cause I’m in love with that bread, yo
My money made from Carvel only could pay off ya debts bro
Strep throat’s what they be gettin’ if they my next foe
Call this shit a border, there’s a fine line with this shit, hoe

ZAGRANIS:
Mamacita, she a freak a, fuck her at the Margaritas
Right behind the eatin’ booth, so that way nobody can see us
Try to keep up with the dope, flow
Packin that meat like a ta,co
Flickin’ my wrist while I’m fuckin’ yo bitch
Not to mention I’m just going lo,co
Bow down to the queen, of the rap scene
I’m nowhere clean, I’m just obscene
Thanks for having me on this shit, Mr. Dani Frias
I’m driving a Lambo, and these Puta’s driving Prius
Rap battle kid gotta make it again
Your rap’s made by the Shit Goblin
Shoutout to Dilly man, finna make a billy man
Two sides of the coin, don’t call me a man
Drippin’ so hard call me the imposter
Oversaturated you can call me Gatcha
Got that (7x) SALSA
Shit, I must be famous now seein’ all these dudes comin’ up
Think I’m a little wasted seein’ salsa on my double cup
Salsa? I’m bouta dip and create Serenation
With Benny and Dani, call that shit culture appropriation

SNAKEBITE126:
Hola, drop a dose of Espanola when I hold the mic
Wait hol up, I’m not Hispanic, hell Asian tip-toes the line
Cause inside I’m more white than a bowl of rice
Sorry if that’s too controversial but what’s a Salsa with no damn spice
Me, Dani, and Zagranis fly like the Three damn Caballeros
I’m 15 but still poppin, throw ya mans a quinceanaro
Yuh, Dustin’s protégè, a wordsmith, won’t let no clowns try to pull shit
Your man was born like a matador how I’m cracking down on y’all’s bullshit
And to be clear, my man Frias here’s the head honcho
The most Mexican I’ve ever been’s eating Del Taco while watching El Macho
So why the fuck am I even here on this beat, bro
Oh yea, maybe cause your girl’s lips wrapped round my meat like a burrito
Fuck, that’s illegal, sorry lock me up amigo
I got more traffic than El Chapo’s cartel, hard selling street coke
Breezed through this feature, so as the Asian boy, I’ll relay the math 
16 bars split up into two hours? I fucking ate this track
Shit, I must be famous now seein’ all these dudes comin’ up
Think I’m a little wasted seein’ salsa on my double cup
Salsa? I’m bouta dip and create Sussy Nation
With Dani and Serena, call that shit culture appropriation

SALSA (feat. Zagranis and Snakebite126)

Last single before the album, enjoy.

(Hook)
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster

(Verse) 0:34
Get out of my head get out of my head
The voices aren’t gonna leave me alone
Winding up dead, winding up dead
Lying on the floor with blood on my phone
Under my bed, under my bed
Dragged to the depths to never return
Told you I said, told you I said
The lash outs I had were a valid concern (ayy)
It has taken over nothing you can do to stop it
Hell in my pocket, one hundred percent toxic
Like a rocket, waste I vomit, shootin like a semi automatic
This shit’s graphic
grab a casket
Exorcist can’t stop the classic
It’s really tragic, grab that knife and slit your wrists
The world would be better if you didn’t exist
Abandon your soul, listen to the demon inside
Kill yourself, kill your family, do it with pride

(Hook)
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster
Monster
Monster
Am I some kind of monster

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