Azia as Kirby
MetaMachine as Ditto
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and Jofinity
Additional writing help by the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

Kirby (0:13):
Strolling by… oh hi! I’m Kirby! I think now it’s about time you know me
Sakurai’s trophy, spitting it cozy, you’re only used as a breeding tool - oh, jeez!
Just goes to show you’re below me - planet destroyer against some pink slime? (What?)
I'll just get a hold of the mic and rock Popstar with slick rhymes! (Oh!)
Masuda made you serve only one purpose, 
Go to the daycare lest you're rendered worthless
Laying some eggs to farm clones as a service
Just for a colour swap ‘mon people worship!
You fully reflect the games that they purchase
Copying plots and designs in each version
Though I’m the one with the power of circus
This Limber joke belongs in there for certain!


Ditto (0:40):
Seems Sakurai always designed you to suck; check Melee, can’t you see that?
Spent decades just hoping for some innovation, no wonder you’re stuck in Dreamland!
Getting milked with your spinoffs, yet they only buy mine
You remind me of Nova, you’re rotting over time
This bubblegum is just troublesome, better double up when you mumble some
While you were off stirring trouble up, I was breeding some with your mother, son!
You’re so babyish with the bars you’ve thrown
You make poyos sound like Pocoyo
Ditto with your games, ‘cause they all look the same
Even Pokemon Snap got more critical acclaim!
You could only square off if you swallowed Steve, your abilities don’t do jack
I’d only wish to transform into you if I want to sleep on your raps
Wanna talk smack ‘bout my design and shape? You’re just a placeholder, that’s that
I actually try to copy, while the most change you have is with your wack hats!


Kirby (1:18): 
You slaved away to a delusional guy then died to the gas that he used in his schemes
Leaving your fans much to be desired, they should check in at the Fountain of Dreams

Ditto (1:25):
Your titles are walks in the Poképark
I’ve seen better ball shapes in a Poké Mart
Unrivalled in drip, just check my IVs
While an IV drip’s what you're gonna need!

Kirby (1:32):
Ripping off’s only what you do, it seems 
Down B for attack, you’re just down for Zs
Clobber you like I did King Dedede
Won't absorb your style, you're sloppy like Gooey
I bring joy to players, amazed by my cuteness
You're just a Mew clone, cause you're both useless 
Why battle me when you're weak against fighting types?
You can't evolve alongside your whole franchise!


Ditto (1:46):
Even with the Rainbow Curse, you couldn't ball like I do 
And rocked so poorly that I lose EXP when I fight you 
I’d diss you more, but this story’s done with readin’
Cut this Cartoon Buffoon off like his fifth season! (Ayy!)

Kirby vs Ditto. SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. Azia & MetaMachine)

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle sees esteemed rap battle VA garbageGothic go up against....who cares, just listen to the battle.

CAST:
garbageGothic: Herself
The Battle Pass: Xhack
Written by: JustGamer
Additional help by: MetaMachine
Mixed and Mastered by: Zagranis
Beat arranged by: GlitchDude
Beat produced by: Kustom
Cover Art by: Nooby

LYRICS:
Battle Pass: 
Looks like the season’s restarted, cause I’m seeing bottom tier
This joke is the most attention that you’ve gotten in years
I’m all about hard work, not that that’s something you know
Only opened commissions cause you can’t handle all your roles
It’s clear your range for impressions is starting to run dry
Voicing Toad a lot but you’re not a fun guy
While we’re at it, let me point out another contradiction
How is FRB’s most overused voice actor a woman?!

garbageGothic:
Your lines were emptier than the Free Pass rewards
100 levels of cosmetics is all you build towards  
And as you make the parents’ bank accounts start to get charged
Kids are refunding V-bucks straight into V-cards!
I do more than rap battles, like podcasts and song covers
But Camp Here and There sounds more like the strategy of your players
Well I’m no gamer girl, so maybe I just don’t get it 
Unlike the ones on Twitch that ditched your game for Apex Legends

Battle Pass:
I’ll bring back the drum gun, then you can fire shots that hurt me
Between being green and trashy humor, you’re Oscar the Quirky
Though I’d say garbageGothic is quite a fitting name for you 
Especially since it came from a Homestuck job...ew 
Been a Battle Star from the start and I still remain trendy
But from your start to now, all of your fame came from Eddie
I got all sorts of goodies that are free for collection
But even I can’t top the number of your weekly obsessions 

garbageGothic:
Holy Shit! Is that a fucking Will Wood reference? 
You’re losing as a meme to the shield gaining beverage  
I’d rather listen to Ninja raging than to hear you rap more
Kick you off this track, like your time on the App Store
Tried to gain new life with lore but your game just died faster
You got XP, I got years of experience as a rapper
Only time you’ll pop off is when your players win 
And you can’t even be honest about selling reskins

Battle Pass:
Was that a verse or a shitpost you’ll put on YouTube?
It says a lot how none of the lines are written by you
This isn’t a Royale but I’ll still be getting a Victory 
With that Demon Slayer Abridged, you’ll never take the dub, gG

garbageGothic:
Despite all the properties you have, you can’t seem to own me
I’d feel more intimidated battling in court against Peely 
Always an outdated stolen gimmick that’s a slog to use 
It’s clear I won, no need for a chapter two

garbageGothic vs The Battle Pass. FRB vs. Anything.

(Note: This is a remastered version of the original battle, available to watch on YouTube right now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUOkX_l1siU&t=28s)

Two protagonists who fight for justice, one a vigilante and the other a steadfast lawyer, duke it out in a battle of raps!

AdamSandlerDRB as Phoenix Wright
RaccoonBroVA as Joker
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan, Jofinity and YLFEthan
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover art by M!CAH

Phoenix (0:15):
10 years with this job; was a rough journey
But here I don’t even need to bluff dirty
The Phantom Thief leader just isn’t worthy
‘Cause he’s stuck in the shadow of the Ace Attorney
The defence is ready to present, no relent, he's on the offensive, you can't steal this win
The length of your game is a crime, running over more than the one who hit Sumire’s twin!
Sojiro's got heavy burdens if you think you're looking cool
Can I take you seriously when Royal launched on April Fools?
I've had coffee on my face, still more pleasant than your coffees
And I'm dropping thieves harder than Dustin Prince's body 
Got tasered once before, but not as shocking as your plot 
Man, you dropped that bar like the Crow did when his shadow shot 
You're fighting two opponents, seasoned lawyer and obesity 
That burger challenge took some big guts to complete, huh?
The mic, I HOLD IT! Your honor, I've got a point I want to press...
You don't get caught dating your teacher, pharmacist and committing theft?
The Spirit of Justice doesn't really apply For All with the battles you fought
Knowing you saved the world and still got imprisoned, like it was for naught

Ren (1:02): 
Huh, I really did stoop down low, fighting against a washed-up con artist 
I don’t even need to perform my duty when you’re already heartless
I may be branded as criminal, Wright; in the eyes of the law I’m scorned
But the crimes I'm accused of aren't as violent as your bond with Delia Hawthorne!
Forged evidence, Phoenix? And I thought Mia had the brain tumor
Then again, you did get whacked in the head worse than your wacky humour
The future, I’ve risen to fight for it - you're wallowing in the past
I mean being a virgin at your age? No wonder you couldn't bring Mia to Smash!
Over 10 games in and you're growing stale fast
I see that five o' clock, another shadow to unmask
I'll leave you like the voice in my head, left a murmur
Mark it this second time that I've been accused of murder
Fell into a death river but you don’t have any flow
I must be going fishing ‘cause I’m reeling in the dough
You cannot level up to me, I've reached the crescendo 
Dug yourself a hole so deep, it belongs in Mementos!

Phoenix (1:50):
OBJECTION! The testimony you gave contradicts the evidence 
You stated I dug myself a ditch when in Smash you ditched your own friends?
Your win got snubbed at the Game Awards to another silent protagonist
Wendy’s Oldbags are in your face, it’s anything but an accident!
You were made to be a cash cow, always getting milked dry by Atlus
The people are stepping all over you like you're Shibuya’s mattress
Better fix that glove upon your hand, you're worthless in a game of sleight 
I’ll do you like Goro Akechi did, basically I snuff out your light!

Ren (2:21):
Back off, Nicky Boy - you shouldn't mess with a thief’s love 
Repeating your claims like you gave your theme a redux
Running a failing firm, you’re better in Detroit
Surely with that spiky hair, you would've gone to the point 
You'd feed Maya for years with the filler in your story
Don't need to diss your bar, the judge already did it for me 
I'm better at contracts, so let's strike up a truce, see:
I'll Goho-M if you stop lying to Trucy!

Phoenix Wright vs Joker. SIR Rap Battles (ft. AdamDRB and RaccoonBroVA)

Hello everyone and welcome to the 14th episode of AORB! Today we got one of the Wii's Gods from Wii Sports, Matt, going up against the calm and relaxed trainer from Wii Fit, The Wii Fit Trainer. Who would win and who could balance out this fight? You decide!

Lyrcis/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Iy4tcP9BNQE_V_JibE4wp-w3NdvOzy3aFqpHN0KqSN4/edit?usp=drivesdk

Matt vs The Wii Fit Trainer - Acting Out Rap Battles

Mixed by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Seems I’m on a discount cypher, but here I’m not your pal
‘Cause all I see a bunch of noobs like a Battle Royale
So mad I might yell, and leave some impostors popped, suggest ya stop
Eric inaudible, blew up like Whitty, still can’t pop off

Psytube make you whine when I rhyme, you should try it
Turned FRB to Ferb, the way I left a Brit silent
Rayyan gets what I’m sayin’, I’m sprayin’, you best start prayin’
Oliver? More like Olive Garden, getting served on a plate

Dunno half of your names, still takin’ em, piece of cake
Serena ay, see this a trash mix, hope she’s ok
Leo hey, please don’t say your name’s more abhorrent
Way I see it, you’re only “Midget” ‘cause you’re comin’ up short

Make this our fight marker, this where the mic drops, or
It would be if there weren’t so many of you hype droppers
Rabi’s got rabies the way he’s goin’ insane
Spidey Fam you alright man? What ya sayin’ isn’t stayin’

Jade, be more e-Xhack-t which of these fools I should whack
‘Cause I got the comebacks, yell at you like you’re TRAKKED
And Mason, I really thought nobody could get any lamer
But lo and behold… Nevermind, it’s just Gamer

Feel like Mario, I’m a Super Star unloading
While Shimario’s a loser, he should start uploading
Wait… is that the one and only Flooshy in this Arena?
Uhm… I gotta go guys, bye now. Cya!

Jofinity FRB Royale Fanmade Verse

JustGamer as Mr. Game & Watch 
Spidey Fam as Henry Stickmin
Written by JustGamer, Sculpture, YLFEthan
Beat by Kustom
Mixed and Mastered by Glitch

Mr. Game & Watch:
Watch me grapple your cheap road gimmick and then have it unraveled
You're not breaking any NewGrounds so take the path less traveled
Constantly getting saved by Ellie and then you go and cause more fuss? 
Prepare yourself for this fire rap track, or you’ll crash and burn like Charles does
You take a half-finished plot and throw other people’s properties in between 
But you can’t see your constant referencing, with your winking at the screen
Then you got blind sided by Among Us distracting all your players
Just think of this as Youtubers reacting to another of your failures

Henry Stickmin:
You know, you and I are not that different, we’re cut from a similar cloth 
But your raps are so boring you must be channeling your Innersloth 
Parachute from my airship before you make like a f-air hit and bomb that 
You'll fall flat, cause I'm used to battling foes that talk in all cap
The legendary thief, Henry Stickmin
Will easily be able to steal the win
Against the scrappy average hack
Laying in the handheld console bargain bin
Even riding solo, this hero remains fearless
While you always remain so low on the tierlists
Nowadays, your fame has faded away
Cause Nintendo gave Wario your whole schtick

Mr. Game & Watch:
Took one look at making something unique before Fleeing the Complex
Your slapstick sense of humor makes it easy to guess what comes next
Been losing traction since you dropped on Steam
Applying “Random equals funny” in every scene  
And it seems that your greed is so extreme
Won't even share the blame for the death of your team!

Henry Stickmin:
You’ll never be bringing the beef, even with your neutral B
Being replaced on modern releases, this novelty can’t topple me
Been in prison before, I know about bars and how to make them 
After this fail, you’ll see trying to battle me is where you were mistaken

Henry Stickmin vs. Mr Game & Watch - Smash Bros vs. Anything

Thumbnail created by: Fightmarker
Mixed by: Serena

Jofinity:
Yo it’s Jo you know, like a 812
Finally in a battle rap, ‘gainst Ray, debut
Thought you’d plagiarize my bars, like ya pirate your views
But your lines put me to sleep, like ya game reviews
You can’t top the charts ‘cause you got no flows tho
While I’m securin’ top 10, just watch my mojo
Sound like JaySavage all the slurrin’ that you’re sayin’
When I arrive at my destination, I’m gonna kill Rayyan
Production value increased but your quality fell
Brushing off stealing beats like “anyway, well…”
Super Star of the show while you’re stuck as the editor
Maybe cut yourself, fill in a better competitor

Rayyan:
For a guy called Hamilton, I thought that you’d be good at rapping
Now you’re trying to surpass me? There’s no room for it to happen!
For the sake of gaining traction, you drop quality to vomit vids
Crunch your crew with that appalling work ethic? Enough of this!
You couldn’t mask your lack of flow with those horrendous covers, Jo
You better stick to blowing though, like many of your videos
Only won Top 10 ‘cause May was lacking competition
Repetition in your disses, always missing with your rhythm
Thinking you're impatient; decision-making? You're worse
Can't compare to the content I'm making, should learn 
How to fucking edit for a change, so worthless, it hurts
LEAVE JOFINITY SHUT DOWN LIKE NINTENDO SHUT DOWN MIIVERSE

Jofinity:
This Brit’s got less wit than Psytube, dismissin’ all your rhymes, dude
Try to as you might, can’t measure up to my views
It’s time to face the facts, my dude, you can’t comeback
My path is Raichous, your mixing sounds like it’s from BandLab
It’s bad RNG that you are battlin’ me
You got drawn out raps like ANIMATION VS ANYTHING
Sound like Jeff the Killer with Goku screamin’
Always pulling all nighters like GO TO SLEEP BRIT

Rayyan:
JOIN THE DISCORD through your vids, yet it's only full of kids
All your hot takes are just shit, better cool down with some mint
It’s no wonder you wear glasses ‘cause you can’t fucking spell
Bitch, I carry your own battles, check Mewtwo vs Cell
I’m pulling all-nighters ‘cause you keep forcing me to
Bonus-style editing’s your plan for a reboot?
Just look at your icon, I snapped and you’re reduced 
I’d spit heat to burn you out but it seems I don’t need to

Rayyan vs. Jofinity

*improvised introduction*

Serena I commend you for gathering these nerds
But damn you still ain’t even ill with your words
So stick to Audition, staying in your own zone
Mixing with presets that aren’t even your own
7 years in this community and i been through a lot
Violet’s Viciously Violent when she fires a shot
At rap battle kids acting like they're all cool
I’ve been battling before y’all entered middle school!
Rayyan on the beat you gotta stay on cause I heard that Corrin
Shit was so boring that it got my ass snoring
DRB? I’m a boomer so I’m a stick in the mud
But I’d rather blast the homie Dragonsblood
Now Eric your writing is pretty fire my good sir
But prior to this year I had no idea who the fuck you were
Sure my upload schedule’s pretty wack I’ll admit
But I’d take one Mob v Tetsuo than your shit
Psytube out here lecturing people on how to rhyme
Shut the fuck up dude, shouldn’t you be at tea time?

Violet FRB Royale Verse



King Mewtwo as Postman Pat

RaccoonBroVA As the Unabomber

Beat by: Dansonn

Written by: RNG
Help from: King Mewtwo and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by: Zagranis



Pat: (0:22)
It's not a great day in Greendale with Theodore John Kazynski 
I’m the master of the mail I’ll be delivering disses see?
I got a black and white cat, you're just a black sheep
The UNA-BUM of the Freedom Club can't best me
Your brain got twisted by 3 years of torture
When you got sick as a kid it messed you up even more so
If being sick was the cause of all your bombing murder sprees
What makes you think trying to spit sick won't also bomb verbally?
I run my rounds on this beat it's not my tires that are poppin
Cause on the microphone i'm a Greendale Rocket
With a diss on flow 
there's an L through your door, and this one wont blow 

Ted: (0:55)
Wait, who is this, some british bitch made for kids?
Theres nothing fucking to him how am i supposed to diss
Oh well i guess for killing a beat i'll take another guilty plea
Cause for a postman you have terrible delivery
You embody the thing that I hate the most Pat
Mindless nothing of a children's show Pat
Tech filled entertainment taking meaning from life
With fake “education” slowly melting away minds
Then you were made worse when you became CGI    
I'm not surprised computers took away any of your life
Yet it seems you’re out of date most people leave you forgot
Even I’ve been alive years after your show’s motion stopped

Pat: (1:28)
Ted that wasn't very nice, but I’m not talking about your crimes
When You’ve not had 16 lines but you bombed 16 times
I'm doing my dream job while you just dropped from yours
I provide for my family while you leeched off of yours
I teach kids lessons in being kind and growing up
You teach people horrid lessons by blowing them up
I diss sharp on a track that i run like my van
Movement ended by your brother, should be used to backstabs

Ted: (1:50)
A Clifftons loss usually upsets me but not when
you clowned with Ted like you had to make cash for your execs 
You talk of my family and how "backstabbing brought my end"
But you gave a ginger kid to one of your blonde friends
And you wish to diss my methods of saving humanity 
When you do nothing for the world mindlessly sitting there happily
Watching an episode of yours is an insanity plea
But we’re done here i want back in my cell for some peace



The Unabomber vs Postman Pat - RNG Rap Battle

Thumbnail created by: Fightmarker
Mixed by: Serena

Oofie:
JustGamer, think you’re so tough, Gamer
Selling bathwater to please your lust, Gamer
Got Sam to suck Gamer, got him to trust Gamer
Then you got your whole crew to do your stuff, Gamer
Fired me for being bad, but you couldn’t edit either
Voiced the Zodiac Killer, but you just can’t work with cyphers
So you worked with EpicLLOYD, but listen closely, man
It’s only cause you kissed ass on Patreon, might have to bring it to OnlyFans
JG, well how would J see
When he knows Oofie will leave him slayed, beat
I’ve seen better qualities come from Psytube 
Jealous of his success, is that why you fight, dude?

JustGamer:
They put me up against the humanized version of Roblox? Well bring it on! 
We know exactly how this match will go like you leaked it from a Patreon!
Dressed as the KKK, why is it this toddler can never act proper?
Even now your writing remains problematic, so why even bother?
You should go get your lyrics redone by Benny
The quality has only improved since you left DRB 
Maybe I should scrap this and rap against RNG
Cause next to him, you look even lower in quality
So don’t tussle with me I suggest that you make like your joke series and just stay resting
Against the guy who could never go solo, I think it’s pretty clear “Which Is The Best Thing”

Oofie:
Editing’s crashed, your crediting’s trash
The evidence is that 
You’ll be deafened with the facts
You talk about my writing, but you don’t do shit, how?
Cause when it comes to battle progress, you seem to Glitch out
Salty cause your style’s weak, don’t invoke the god
“Yo Oofie! We should battle!” Thinking that he’ll beat my whole squad
But like Serena and those other fake ass rappers 
I’ll get you solidified as a low fucking fraud...

JustGamer:
Oh that was your verse? I’ve always knew you write by going “man puns are fun” 
And getting meme’d by Dustin is the only time that you’re taking number one
Also where’s your invite to the big royale? I’m newer to the community but even that
Didn’t stop the fact I’m always gonna be more talented than this trashy hack

Oofie:
Wow, you talk Dustin but I’ve already seen you hanging in his basement
Then brag it to all your friends, acting like that’s some based shit
And your stupid Scott the Woz voice, why don’t you botch that thought
I’m getting heated right now: an awfully hot coffee pot...
Your lines hiro-hit or miss, just straight up pitiful shit
You’re just another Zagranis who thinks they’re packing hits
But this Gamer girl doesn’t have bathwater flow, those lines won’t sell
It’d be better if you quit both this battle and DRB as well

JustGamer:
Almost everyone in your crew has completely abandoned you
And it ain’t a coincidence that since then they’ve all seemed to improved
Tried to redeem an old battle but you only made it a bigger joke
“Yeah we only need one take Kyle” You were on drugs blowing all that smoke
Quitting on your own series, you’re complete trash, kid
Learn to take criticism, cause matter of the fact is
If you actually practiced, you could be well established
But the only close call here is your entry on the blacklist
So don’t step up to me, you’ll come to see, ultimately
No matter what aspect, you’ll always get your ass rekt by the JG MC

Oofie vs. JustGamer

Goku: AdamDRB https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBc1tSW3UHmY2XweswaXIwA
Deku: RaccoonBroVA https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjuwTup_Bgt6MtRg410UzQ
Mixed and Thumbnail by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA

Lyrics:

Goku:

Hey, it’s me Goku! Here to put down this scrub
Whose rapping’s more annoying than his voice in the dub
Won’t need to go God, base form will be enough
When this kid breaks all his bones just trying to look tough

Like when you go all out, these wraps, you can’t bare
Spitting hot like a son, call it a solar flare
Used to be quirkless a loser, you could never compare
‘Til All-Might came and said, “Here, swallow some hair”

Deku:

Sorry sir, I don’t mean to interrupt while you train,
Just thought you should, y’know, raise your son for a change
Or if that’s too much to ask, maybe stop blowing up planets
Erasing your quirkiness, even Aizawa couldn’t manage

Stop monkeyin’ around, riskin’ so many people
I’ve seen some nasty villains, you’re by far the most evil
You had no chance in this battle, guess I shouldn’t be surprised,
Since you lose most your fights, and half the time you just die

Goku:

Don’t know why we’re battlin’, I’m the dad of Shonen Jump
But I guess you wouldn’t know about dads now would ya?
Nighteye interest you in a KAMEHAMEHA?
Blast a hole in your chest, the future where you belong

Deku:

Talkin’ ‘bout dads? Well, you’re not clean yourself
Father of the year: sicing little Gohan on Cell
Leave a Super Saiyan Blue with One For All in this brawl
Wasn’t hard to beat you, dead half your series after all

Goku Vs Deku. Mini-Star Rap Battle Omega!

The official SoundCloud account for SIR Rap Battles! Here you can access my library of rap battle audios, both with and without videos, as well as remixes of other battles.

Phoenix Wright vs Joker. SIR Rap Battles (ft. AdamDRB and RaccoonBroVA)

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