[Verse]
All those blocks break when we punch
Eating goombas for our lunch
Got those mushrooms in my hand
Plumbing up and down the land

[Verse 2]
Warp to another world
Shells get tossed and twirled
Coins up in the air
Jumping with no care

[Chorus]
Mario and Luigi
Mushrooms make us speedy
Let’s a go stomping
koopa troopa thwomping

Princess in our sight
We'll save her tonight
Fire flowers gleam
Living in our dream

[Verse 3]
Castle gates ahead
Bowser filled with dread
Jumpin' on the goombas till the floor’s all red.
Star power plugged into the veins inside my head.

[Interlude]
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

[Verse - Mario]
Red cap, blue overalls
Bustin' all these blocks throwin’ fireballs
Jump high, sky's mine, 
Pipes deep, no crime

[Verse - Luigi]
L's on my hat but I ain’t takin’ losses
Takin' down the boos, treat ‘em like they sauceless
Plumbin' through the pipes, savin' Daisy all night
Power-up, boss down, it’s a Super Bros' life

Super Bros

[Verse: Monkey]
Pop! Pop! Throwing these darts hella fast 
In your face, these bloons never last
Razor sharp shots, they deflate in a blast
Float up on me but you’re not getting past

Upgrade to a Spike-O-Pult
Getting popped is the end result
My eyesight enhanced, you don’t stand a chance
Triple shot on me I halt the advance

[Verse 2: Bloons]
Dart monkey aint got shit on me,
I’m dripped out in camo; you cannot see
Lead, purple, zebra, rainbow
My fit layered up kinda clean though

Fortified fully defenses ceramic
All these immunities call that dynamic
Ring the boss up, that’s M-O-A-B
Airstrike you til you say Z-O-M-G!

[Verse 3: Shadow]
Darker than darkest of nights,
Crushin' these monkeys, I'll show you the might,
Soyjak expressions, lookin' real lame,
Chaos Control, takin' over the game.

Dark and mysterious, out of this world,
Got the bloons screaming like they’re little girls.
These darts are no match for my guns,
Movin' so fast, speed blitz everyone.

Bloons Battle

[Verse]
This the game that starts it all.
Ddakji throw it on the wall.  (To play squid games to earn even more cash!)
Green light, red light, stop it there
Don’t get shot, this game’s not fair
255 eliminated, 201 participating
He deduced she’s not a doll. (She is a motion sensor. (citation: https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/squid-game-games-explained))
Sinister masks line the walls.

[Verse 2]
Dalgona:
This game is deceptively simple
Players are urged to pick a shape;
Circle, triangle, star, umbrella.
10 minutes.
Crack the cookie and you’re done
Barrel to your head: a gun
Only hundred people left
Bill-ion won feels like theft

[Verse 3]
She tugging on my shit; it’s a war (tug-of-war!)
An unexpected strategy that focuses on teamwork and mind games wins the tug-of-war!
Marbles:
Allies forced to turn on allies, 
husbands asked to betray wives, 
some of Squid Game’s most beloved characters die.
Surprisingly one player survives: 
Han Mi-nyeo is still alive.

[Verse 4]
Glass bridge, everyone dies
Except for 3, eat a steak
Minus 1 was a mistake

[Verse 5]
Squid game
Gi-hun vs sang-woo
Childhood friends; strike true
Sang-woo kills himself,
Gi-hun wins the game
Squid games


https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/squid-game-games-explained


Squid Game

Eating yogurt with my friends, they’re called pikmin
I won't ever pick the max, I will pick min
And I ain't ever swung that way; I don’t pick men
And yeah I crash landed the whip, I'm with nettspend

Found a red, yellow, white, and blue (pikmin)
Got the green pikmin and the purple too (pikmin)
And he’s hella strong, he’s from pikmin 2
But I never played, never had GameCube

Hocotate planetary allegory,
Environmental ethics themes: exploratory
Pikmin labor; exploitatory,
Master-servant dynamic expository

Pikmin sacrifice; memento mori
Columbus metaphors not conspiratory
Yeah I'm into pikmin ethics, yeah it's never boring
It’s a controversial game: that’s the end of story

Commander Nettspend, where’s the yogurt men?
Rounding up the troops, it’s a yogurttspend
Blooming like a flower, it’s not over yet
Sprouting from their head it’s some yogurt, wet

And this whole legacy goes back it’s like a revolution
Yogurt male affirmations bring your evolution
And I’ll be solving yogurt using convolution
Bulborb basis vectors bring new resolutions

Yogurttspend $pikmin

I’m on LinkedIn, but you’re Linked-Out to me,
I got a big briefcase and a cup of coffee.
You might assume from the room that I’m from planet Earth.
But me alien, and me not know how big Earth work.

What the stupid are you trying to say?
I drink up all my matcha almost every day.
Sipping on that green like it’s lean but green uh.
I’m a male feminist, you know what I mean?

Tryna be as performative as I can be,
Drinking matcha in public as I read.

Habits atomic. Thrifting, I’m on it,
30-dollar t-shirt, I bought it. 

Morning coffee get-up; 
Eeffoc, I don’t give a; 
Clairo: I won’t give up;
Ladies, I’m a matcha fella. 

It’s a nice day for feminist literature,
Stereotypical male manipulator.
But I’m not one of them, I just like the same things,
Is it so wrong to like performative things?

Yeah I’m drinking all this coffee so i get shit done
Yeah, I’m an alien, but I’m still number one
But drinking all this coffee gives me the runs, 
Call that a ‘number 2’ on a number one.

PERFORMATIVE

Lyrics:

Shine your scales on me
I don’t see don’t see
Hoarding this gold on me
Like it’s foretold on me

Breathing this fire breathing this fire
Burning down legacy
My Empire My Empire
I don’t breathe so free

Scaling the spire, I don’t get tired 
Uh
Flame breath hair dryer

Let her hair down from the tower
Bitch stank, she need a shower
Gang flying at every hour,
We conquer, and we devour!
Uh uh uh uh-uh 

Breath like flames, Sonic, 2hollis, Bubonic
Breath like flames, Sonic, 2hollis, Bubonic
Breath like flames, Sonic, 2hollis, Bubonic
Breath like flames, Sonic, 2hollis, Bubonic
Bubonic, Bubonic, Bubonic, Bubonic
Bubonic, Bubonic, Bubonic, Bubo-bo-bo
Bubonic, Bubonic, Bubonic, Bubonic
Bubonic, Bubonic, Bubonic, Bub
Uh uh uh uh Uh uh uh uh
Uh uh uh uh Uh uh uh uh
Uh uh uh uh Uh uh uh uh
Uh uh uh uh Uh uh uh uh

See my shadow engulf your city
So damn puny it’s such a pity
Wingspan: it’s over 50
Peasants callin’  me “Dragon Diddy”

Bad Dragon up in her kitty
Talons so sharp sliced her, not pretty
Uh-Uh… Just trying to be witty
Didn’t mean for this to get so gritty.

PERFORMATIVE

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