I’m on LinkedIn, but you’re Linked-Out to me,
I got a big briefcase and a cup of coffee.
You might assume from the room that I’m from planet Earth.
But me alien, and me not know how big Earth work.

What the stupid are you trying to say?
I drink up all my matcha almost every day.
Sipping on that green like it’s lean but green uh.
I’m a male feminist, you know what I mean?

Tryna be as performative as I can be,
Drinking matcha in public as I read.

Habits atomic. Thrifting, I’m on it,
30-dollar t-shirt, I bought it. 

Morning coffee get-up; 
Eeffoc, I don’t give a; 
Clairo: I won’t give up;
Ladies, I’m a matcha fella. 

It’s a nice day for feminist literature,
Stereotypical male manipulator.
But I’m not one of them, I just like the same things,
Is it so wrong to like performative things?

Yeah I’m drinking all this coffee so i get shit done
Yeah, I’m an alien, but I’m still number one
But drinking all this coffee gives me the runs, 
Call that a ‘number 2’ on a number one.

PERFORMATIVE

Vailedewe7